Please let me have a dog on a leash, okay?

The aftermath of a hangover is waking up the next day, smelling like alcohol, with my head bursting. I sat up and rubbed my temples, and my consciousness slowly returned.

Ah, where is this place?

I lifted the quilt, and the clothes I wore yesterday were still crumpled on my body. It was fine, and there was no such thing as drunkenness and 419.

The more I look at it, the more familiar this room is, such as the Mickey Mouse water glass next to the bed, the photo wall opposite the bed, and the Osamu Dazai Q version sandbags hanging in the room.

Isn't this my own home?

Wait, what happened last night?I shook my head, I remember I was drinking at an izakaya yesterday, I drank a lot of bottles, and then what?Then I broke.

But I'm reasonably guessing that I came here on instinct, right?

Because I'm not sure if Dazai is at home or at work.I sneakily took my clothes, ran to the bathroom on tiptoe to take a shower, and didn't make any exaggerated sounds during the whole process.I didn't even dry my hair because the blow dryer was so loud.

I went back to the room and picked up my wallet. When I passed the living room, I was like a thief. I held the doorknob softly, and I could only hear the slight sound of the door opening.

The door opened slowly, and I patted my chest in relief.

Just when I relaxed my vigilance, Osamu Dazai and I met eyes like mung beans, who just came back from the door.

I don't know why, before I looked at Osamu Dazai, I always felt an unreasonable fire in my heart, but now when I look at Osamu Dazai, there is only an inexplicable sense of guilt pouring out from the bottom of my heart.

I smiled sideways and said, "Please, please."

Osamu Dazai didn't move at all, he crossed his arms and said with a smile that wasn't a smile: "Want to leave?"

"Although I am no longer a member of the detective agency, this is at least where I live. Do you want to pay for the accommodation as I do for just one night?"

It's just too unreasonable.

"You scumbag, have you forgotten everything about last night?" Dazai sobbed a few times, "Without my innocence, I can no longer die in love with a beautiful young lady."

"Bah! I checked my clothes as soon as I woke up. I must have done nothing to you last night! Still trying to lie to me?"

Even if I'm drunk, my IQ is still there.

"Ha, what did you do? Do you want me to recall memories for you?"

Osamu Dazai pulled me into the room, and I sat opposite him to watch the whole process from the beginning of his dancing to what happened last night.

I frowned at his exaggerated movements, and couldn't help but interrupt him, "Are you kidding me? I'm the kind of person who gets drunk and goes crazy?"

"Of course you are!"

I don't know why, but even I echoed this sentence in my heart.

Dazai continued, my brows furrowed tighter, "What?! Will I kiss you? Or did I take the initiative?"

Dazai nodded.

I looked at him suspiciously, "I suspect that all you said was lying to me."

Dazai felt guilty when I saw it, he stretched out his little finger and said, "I just made a little bit of artistic processing, but the truth is like this."

He pointed at me, then at himself, "You, kissed me by force."

No, I don't believe it, it's just that I'm drunk and I'm not blind and demented.

'Himiko, do you think he is lying to me? '

Himiko's lazy voice came, "Just look at yourself."

The pictures of last night rushed into my mind one by one, and all the pictures seemed to be in slow motion.

"Is there any reward?"

"This is my reward."

……

'Himiko, is it fake?really?really? '

'Even if you ask three times it won't change the fact. '

The visual impact was so powerful, I began to think about how to get rid of Osamu Dazai who had been taken advantage of by me, and I felt that I was innocent too, since I was such a beautiful woman, it was his honor to kiss him.

The more I think about it, the more reasonable I feel.

I took out a few Japanese yen from my bag and solemnly placed them in Dazai Osamu's hands, "That's all you're worth."

Mr. Osamu Dazai looked at the Japanese yen in his hand, was stunned for a moment, then slapped the table angrily, "You sent me with money?"

I said impatiently, "Otherwise, what else do you want?"

"Is there any humanity left?"

"Eat by you."

"Let me tell you, I want to send me this little money! You are dreaming!"

I snatched the money, "It's all gone!"

No matter how much Dazai was tossing about, I didn't pay attention to him, and lowered my head to reply to Belmode who sent a greeting message.

This woman knows gossip faster than anyone else.

"I am leaving."

"No explanation?"

Osamu Dazai leaned on the sofa, crossed his legs and took a sip of water, his expression was not as cheerful as it was at the beginning.

"Too lazy to explain."

The two of us came and went back and forth like playing dumb fans.

Osamu Dazai put down his teacup and said, "Since when did you start planning this matter?"

"It doesn't seem to have anything to do with Dazai-san, does it?"

"You can't say that, after all, we just had an intimate kissing relationship." He propped his head up and looked at me, "Your risky approach is stupid."

"How do you know that I haven't really betrayed you?" I picked up the bag and smiled, "Mr. Dazai, sometimes people's thoughts are very complicated. It doesn't matter whether you are in the light or in the dark, as long as you can achieve it." Purpose, I don't care what faction I'm on."

"And how do you know I wasn't born to stay in the dark?"

I picked up the cup that Dazai had just taken a sip from, and my lips touched the place where he just drank. I put down the cup and winked at him, "Mr. Dazai, we will meet later."

Dazai lowered his head and laughed, "Guren is the most interesting thing in this world."

I took it to the door, went downstairs and took a taxi, "Master, go to Mihua Town."

'Kurihara, the aura of Pandora Heart appeared. '

I looked through the light-transmitting mirror calmly, observed the driver wearing a black hat sitting on the driver's license, and asked Himiko in my heart with a normal expression, "Are you still in the same place as last time?"

'That's right. '

'It seems that there is no need to wait, today is a good day to find Pandora's heart. '

I greeted the driver with a smile, "Uncle, please turn around and go to the Shinkansen."

"Is it still taking so much trouble to go to the Shinkansen? Where do you want to go, I'll take you there directly."

I took out my wallet and said distressedly: "Uncle driver, it's not that you don't know how expensive taxis are. If you can save a little bit, that's all."

The driver replied: "Okay, I'll turn around now and sit still."

I smiled sweetly: "Thank you, uncle."

'Are you sure he won't suspect? '

'So what if I doubt it, when I get to the Shinkansen, there are so many people, I don't believe that I can't get rid of those people who are watching me! '

If you want to spy on me, you can easily get the heart of Pandora. Not only do you have no doors, but you don't even have windows!

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Natsume meow meow said meow meow meow meow [comprehensive]

I'm Natsume Meow

People are at Kinomoto's house, and it's been a while since they became cats and couldn't grow up.

On my birthday, I lost control of my abilities and couldn't turn back into a human body.

Desperate, she was picked up by a magical girl and brought home.

I thought that from now on, I would be able to live a happy life of doing nothing for the shit-shoveling officer.

But I was forcibly bound by a "power teaching system" numbered "89757".

I suspect it's trying to mess with me because it's asking me to collect "Magical Boy's Wishes" so I can return to my human body.

The first mission world: I recognized my daddy, and endured humiliation next to Heini every day as a subordinate.

The second mission world: This academy is too weird, there are not only ghosts, but also the king of scraps, because the king of scraps is so powerful, so I have another father.

The third world: playing ball, the former black mud boss turned into the leader and wanted to jump off the building.

I can't save him, he's too awesome, and I have another father.

……

After collecting "Magical Boy's Wishes", my dad walked around.

The man is short-sighted, so he activates his skill: Obediently stand where he is, watching them buy oranges for me.

Life is too short, not only to be a cat, but also to recognize father everywhere.

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(The above are all real experiences. If there are any similarities, how could there be similarities in such a bizarre thing.)

This article is also known as: All Meow Chefs.

This article is also known as: All Meow Chefs.