Please let me have a dog on a leash, okay?

In the early morning, Nakajima rubbed his eyes, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Izumi Kyoka in red frilly sleeves staring at him cutely.

At first he thought he was dreaming, but the next second, he sat up covering the quilt.Quan Jinghua saw Nakajima's exaggerated movements and tilted his head to look at him. Early in the morning, Nakajima was too stimulated.

As soon as he arrived at the detective agency, he came to Kunikida's office and asked him, "Why is she in my dormitory?"

Kunikida closed the notebook in his hand, pushed down his glasses and said, "There are not enough dormitories. Since you are troublesome, you can take care of it yourself."

Nakajima turned his head, pointed at Izumi Kyoka who was surrounded by the club and put on a maid outfit, and asked, "Does she look troublesome?"

Kunikida looked at their behavior and said helplessly, "I just stopped them."

I stood outside the door and let out a sigh. The quality of my sleep has been so bad recently that the dark circles under my eyes are almost like a panda in Huaguo, especially after only sleeping for a few hours last night.

As soon as I opened the door, Dazai rushed in, surrounded the crowd, cupped his face and said, "Kawaii!"

"Should such a kawaii girl die for love with Dazai?"

Nakajima shouted, "Mr. Dazai!"

Kunikida raised his forehead and said, "The leisurely days are far away again."

I pushed Dazai's head on the chair, "You pervert, stay away from your beautiful sister."

After subduing Dazai, I also showed the same rippling expression as Dazai, took Izumi Kyoka's hand, and looked at her infatuatedly, "Kyoka-chan, will you go home with my sister?"

It's so cute, San Wu's cute girl eats me to death.

"Kurihara-san!"

"These two idiots."

"Kurihara-san is not as perverted as Dazai-kun!"

Aggrieved, I squatted in the corner with Dazai, drawing circles darkly, "Mr. Dazai, we will take all the people in the detective agency..." I silently wiped my neck, and whispered, "Then, I put the mirror Hua Jiang took it home and raised it, and you will dispose of the corpse."

Dazai shook his head and refused, "No! I will die in love with Jinghuajiang, and Xiaobai will deal with the corpse."

Nakajima whispered not far away: "Kurihara-san, Mr. Dazai, your voice is too loud, you can be heard completely."

Kunikida took a deep breath, and then let it out, trying to calm down the mood that was about to explode. The power of these two idiots colliding together is enough to destroy the universe.

I spat at Osamu Dazai, "Kind. Child. Obsessed. Scumbag, our cooperation has broken down!"

I gritted my teeth and pressed Dazai's face against the wall, pressing his face with one hand and supporting the wall with the other, "Let me tell you, if you harass Kyoka-chan, I will let you taste what prison food is."

Dazai didn't notice what I was saying at all, he just muttered: "Bidong, is this actually Bidong? I feel so happy."

We made too much noise, and Kunikida, who was dealing with official documents, broke the pen in his hand. With a sullen face, he hit me and Dazai hard.

I let go, covered my head and looked at Kunikida with tears in my eyes and screamed: "Father Kunikida, you don't love your daughter anymore."

"I don't have a mentally handicapped self-proclaimed daughter in my plan!"

Dazai opened his arms and said to me, "Xiaobai, Kunikida's father doesn't love you, but Dazai's father loves you."

Kunikida and I punched him and shouted at the same time, "Get lost!"

Nakajima opened his fingers and looked at us in horror. How did these three people with complicated relationships get along in balance?

After beating up Dazai, Kunikida and I were obviously much more relaxed. I grabbed a handful of Ranpo-chan's snacks for Kyoka, and got condemning eyes from everyone in the detective agency.

I tore open the package very confidently, bit into the snacks loudly, and called out to Naomi with a lisp, "Naomi-chan, you will take Jinghua-chan for a full-body examination later."

"Eh—" Zhimei said in surprise.

Jinghua tilted her head and looked at me in confusion, I dropped the snacks, hugged Jinghua and rubbed it in my arms, "It's so kawaii!!"

The naturally dumb and cute people turned the world upside down.

Nakajima raised his hand weakly and asked, "Kyoka-san isn't injured, why did you go for an inspection?"

Dazai answered his question, "Kyoka should have been implanted with a transmitter by the Mafia, and will continue to report her location."

Dazai and I couldn't understand the methods of the Mafia very well.

Naomi took a mirror to check, and sure enough, she found the transmitter inside her body.

Nakajima clenched his fist and slapped the table, "Damn mafia."

Jinghua said: "It's okay, thank you Dunjun for your concern."

I pulled Jinghua over, glared at Nakajima, and said to her earnestly: "Listen to what my mother said, there is no good thing for men outside, you must not be like other stupid cabbages, who are pigs out early. Arched."

Jinghua's eyes widened slightly, she took my hand tentatively, and asked, "Cabbage? Pig?"

I held her hand in my arms and changed the subject, "I heard you like soup tofu and rabbits?"

Jinghua nodded, "Tangtofu is super delicious! The rabbit is super cute!"

As expected of Jinghua sauce, I still like to eat it in the face of super cute rabbits.

"Okay, next time I will bring Jinghua sauce to eat fried tofu. The fried tofu is super delicious, and the spicy rabbit head is also a must."

"Spicy, spicy rabbit head?" She hesitated for a moment, "Can such a cute rabbit still be eaten?"

Thinking of rabbits, I drool, "Of course, there are many ways to eat them, such as the most delicious spicy rabbit head, roasted rabbit meat, dry-stir-fried rabbit meat, braised rabbit meat, stewed rabbit meat with wolfberry, stewed rabbit meat, Dry pot rabbit..."

I counted a dozen ways to do it, but I didn't notice that Jinghua silently walked away from me several meters away.

Dazai raised his head and counted with me, "It sounds delicious."

"When Mr. Dazai fails to commit suicide for the 666th time, I will treat everyone in the club to a rabbit feast at my own expense."

Dazai said dissatisfied: "Last time, I still invited Kunikida-kun, why have you upgraded now, but you still exclude me?"

I smiled and said: "I am willing, and it is 666 times away from 66 times. Mr. Dazai, come on!"

Nakajima said quietly: "I don't know what to do about this matter."

I turned my head to look at Nakajima, who kept complaining, and asked, "Are you new? Since Dunjun came, there has been a complaint in the club."

"There are too many slots, I can't complain."

Kunikida looked away from the computer screen, and said in a deep voice, "Dazai, Kurihara, it's time to live, you two go."

Hurry up and get rid of these two people, and hurry up to get rid of them.

I lay down on the table and said powerlessly: "I'm just a non-staff member. Why do I have to go to the field? It doesn't matter if I go to the field. I have to go with the most unreliable Mr. Dazai. After receiving the commission and then Mr. Dazai, didn't he see If a strong beam wants to hang himself, it is like jumping into a river to commit suicide when he sees a rushing river, and he will always make endless efforts on the road of suicide that is impossible to die."

When Nakajima thought of meeting Dazai, cold sweat dripped from his forehead. Kurihara-san knew Mr. Dazai very well.

Kunikida got a few wrinkles on his forehead when I read it, "You have lost your full attendance bonus this month. As a field worker, you haven't even clocked in for ten days. Detective agencies don't support useless people!!"

I stood up and obediently saluted Kunikida, "Okay, I promise to complete the entrusted task!"

I put on my coat, dragged Dazai who was lying on the sofa, took out the wallet from the inner layer of his clothes very familiarly, and stopped the taxi.

Dazai was dragged around by me, and said in a daze, "I'm hiding inside, how come you can still find it, Xiaobai?"

I stuffed Dazai into the taxi, opened my wallet, and found it was empty, not even a coin.

Dazai poked his head out of the taxi, smiled cheaply, "I'm out of money~"

I pushed Dazai in, took out a few banknotes from the bandages wrapped around his hands, and found some paper money from the suicide classics that Dazai carried with him.

Dazai raised a finger and said, "This amount of money can't beat Mihua Town."

With a sneer, I took out a small cloth bag that Dazai was very familiar with, embroidered with his Q version, and shook it in front of him.

Dazai screamed: "Why is the private money I secretly hid here with you?"

"Oh." I smiled maliciously, "It turns out that Mr. Dazai's private money is placed in the interlayer of the bedside table."

I bowed my head and counted, Dazai's personal money is quite a lot.

I raised my happy tail and said briskly: "Then I will accept it with a smile."

Dazai sobbed a few times, and said pitifully, "I hope Xiaobai treats my Lord Qian well."

"Of course it will."

This is money, not Dazai, you suicidal maniac!

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侦探社吐槽担当：中岛新吧唧！感谢在2020-01-0820：00：09～2020-01-0917：42：36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!