Please let me have a dog on a leash, okay?

Yokohama, Armed Detective Agency.

I withdrew my hand, glanced at the nervous Dun, and teased, "Is this the girlfriend Dun Jun is looking for?"

“Super kawaii!”

Dun's voice became frightened by my words, "No, no, not a girlfriend."

I straightened the hair of the cute little girl on the hospital bed and said, "Dun Jun, you have to work hard, there must be many little boys chasing after such a kawaii little girl."

Dun: "I told you I'm not a girlfriend."

Kunikida had a serious face, "This guy is a killer trained by the Mafia. He killed dozens of people in just a few months."

The cause of the incident was that when Dun went out to take the tram and came back, he met this little girl who was instructed by the Mafia to plant a bomb on the tram.

However, he was stopped by Dun, feeling guilty, and chose to jump into the river together with the bomb tied to his body. In the end, he was rescued by Dun, an enthusiastic and kind-hearted boy, back to the detective agency.

I patted Kunikida on the shoulder, and said indifferently, "The executioner has killed so many people, and I have never seen anyone blame the knife in his hand. It's just a tool to be controlled."

I pulled Kunikida, who didn't care about the atmosphere, out of the infirmary, "Ala, ala, Father Kunikida, don't disturb other children's dating just because he doesn't have a girlfriend."

"I'll be kicked by a donkey~"

"Get out! I don't have a retarded daughter like you!"

"Wait, I haven't asked her who is behind the scenes!"

I sat in Dazai's office, turned the chair, and said casually: "Do you still need to ask? Isn't it the work of those mafia?"

I thought about it, and said with this style of work: "Probably Jiejiang."

Kunikida frowned, "Akutagawa Ryunosuke."

Dun Wuli, who had just come out of the infirmary, complained: "Kurihara-san, why do you call the mafia members so close."

I raised my finger and thought for a while, "Personal hobby, don't you think the contrast is cute?"

Dun: "..." That sinister guy is so cute and cute!

I stretched my waist and said meaningfully: "Dun Jun, you should be careful when you go out recently."

That teacher-lovers madman must hate you, the person Dazai pays attention to.

The mobile phone I put on the table kept vibrating, and text messages one after another kept stuffing into my mailbox.

Atsushi whispered, "Kurihara-san, the phone is ringing."

I gritted my teeth, "Don't worry about it, you retard."

Atsushi who saw the content on my phone screen pointed at my phone and yelled, "Hey—it was sent by Mr. Dazai. Speaking of which, I haven't seen Mr. Dazai for several days."

I clicked on the text message, and there was a series of words such as SOS and Xiaobai, come and die in love.

Atsushi leaned over, "Is nothing wrong with Mr. Dazai?"

Kunikida's face darkened an inch, "What will happen to him, it's fine if he doesn't disturb others!"

Don murmured in a low voice: "Kunikida-kun's positioning of Mr. Dazai is too accurate."

I sighed, put on my coat, and reached out to Kunikida's father, "The fare will be reimbursed."

Kunikida's face darkened again, "Why do you ask me to reimburse you all day long, hey, I didn't even take care of your child support in my plan!"

"Then I'll ask the president for reimbursement."

Kunikida obediently took out some banknotes.

Apart from me, probably no one in the detective agency can challenge the seriousness of the president.

Except for me, probably no one knows that the president is actually a cute guy, as long as you shamelessly sell a few cuteness, the president will definitely agree to any request you have with a serious face.

Kunikida knows my shamelessness, so he can only spend his own wallet because I don't want to disturb the president.

I held my mobile phone and furiously texted Dazai Osamu.

[It is impossible to die for love, it is impossible in this life! ]

[Don't worry, it is impossible for Mr. Dazai to die, after all, my punishment for you is to live a long life. ]

[! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

Dazai returned quickly, with a few short exclamation points, expressing his shock.

[Don't Mr. Dazai know?My punishment will definitely come true. ]

Otherwise, he thought why he couldn't die because he committed suicide like this, and the question I asked casually at the beginning was not in vain.

Taking advantage of the darkness, I stepped into this familiar place again. It is still the same as it was many years ago, even the door is always unlocked all the year round.

Also, who would dare to come to the place where the mafia holds prisoners.

I pushed open the heavy iron door and went down a flight of stairs. The smell of blood filled my nose, which was pungent and unpleasant.

I think it's crazy to come to the place of the mafia to find this restless guy Dazai Osamu.

"It's not an example."

With a pretentious and unignorable voice, I held up my phone and stared at Naiba's Chuya-chan in a girlish pose.

Nakaya was stunned for a second, and roared angrily, "Why are you here!" He turned his head to look at Dazai who was lying on the ground, hammering his hands and laughing, his eyes sparkled, "Osamu Dazai! You are teasing me again!"

I clicked the play button on my phone, and Zhongye's charming pseudo-girly voice kept looping in this small space, and I could still hear the echo.

"It's not an example."

"It's not an example."

"It's not an example."

I knelt down, covered my stomach, and laughed weakly: "Zhongye-chan, hahahahaha, unexpectedly, Zhongye-chan has a habit of pretending to be a cute girl. Hahahaha, wait until the next time Zhongye-chan celebrates her birthday I'll give you a set of pink and tender women's clothes."

"To shut up!"

"hahahahahahahahaha."

"To shut up!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha."

Zhong also threw out the dagger tightly in his hand, and the sharp dagger slashed across the side of my face, cutting off a few strands of my hair.

Dazai looked up at Nakaya, "Yo, you're done."

I put away my phone and took a deep breath, "You dare to do something unforgivable to my face, Chuya-chan, I'm angry!"

My powerful aura made Zhong unconsciously take a step back, "You woman, don't be too arrogant in my territory!"

"Zhong Yejiang, how many colors of lipstick are there?"

"How would I know this?!"

I said sadly: "Central Plains Zhongye, if you answer wrong, you will be punished..."

Dazai formed a loudspeaker and shouted: "Wear women's clothes! Wear women's clothes! Wear women's clothes!"

"Osamu Dazai, shut up!!"

"Punishment: Wear women's clothes for a week!!!"

He walked out with uncontrollable hands and feet, I was a little sorry that I couldn't see Nakaya-chan's women's clothing.

I knelt down and poked the wound on Dazai's face that was cut by Chuya with the dagger.

He covered the wound with tears in his eyes, "It hurts, hurts, hurts."

I rolled my eyes, "Next time Mr. Dazai keeps texting me, I will go to the police station and sue you for maliciously harassing your colleagues!"

Dazai held his face in his hands, with the corners of his mouth down, and sobbed a few times, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, xiaobai, this woman is too cruel, I don't want her to be my victim of love anymore."

A tic-tac-toe appeared on my forehead, "I didn't want to be at all, okay?!"

I stretched out my hand to support him, and said angrily, "Why did you get caught here? I don't believe they can catch you."

"I want to find out who is behind the scenes who issued a reward order to Dunjun through the mafia."

I looked at Dazai in some surprise. It was really hard to imagine that a person like him would go into the trap himself for a young man.

Could it be that, as rumored in the news agency, Dazai raised Auntura as a wolf dog?

I cautiously asked about the recent rumors in the club, "Could it be that Mr. Dazai really fell in love with Dunjun, wanted to play with him, and planned to wipe out people and things that endangered Dunjun?"

It was such a touching love, I was a little touched.

Dazai turned around, put his hand on the wall behind me, and put his lips close to my ear, "Who am I looking at, Xiaobai, don't you know?"

Without hesitation, I used the most proficient pussy leg I used. Half a second later, Dazai fell to the ground and twitched a few times.

I looked at him condescendingly, and said shamelessly, "Sex. Harassment. Harassment. The scum of my colleagues!"

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