Please let me have a dog on a leash, okay?

"Random steps! Can you help me!"

I put my hands on the table, leaned forward, and threateningly approached Luanbu who was playing with glass beads.

He didn't even look at me, and refused very cleanly, "No."

I pulled his cloak, with a mournful face, "Ranbu-chan, please!"

"No."

I slapped the table with both hands, "Ranbu, are you a primary school student? You still play with glass beads, don't forget that you are the second oldest person in the club after President Fukuzawa!"

Luanbu taunted: "At least I'm better than you, a young idiot non-staff."

"Lu Chi, who are you calling an idiot!"

"I'm talking about you idiot who can't even beat the second level of the reasoning game!"

Nakajima floated to the side of Dazai who was holding his head to watch their elementary school chickens peck each other, poked him and said, "Just let Kurihara-san and Ranpo-san keep arguing?"

Dazai spread his hands and said helplessly, "Just get used to it."

Nakajima silently returned to his seat, and sure enough, all the people in this club are abnormal!

I handed the phone to Ranbu, pitifully wide-eyed, I really exhausted all my integrity to act cute, "Ranbu-chan, please, please."

Luanbu glanced at it, knowing how to pass this idiot level without even looking. He found a small match from the corner of the room and lit the candle in front of the door, and the door opened.

He threw the phone to me and hit me in the face, "Luanbu, are you jealous of my beauty?! It's innate, you can't be jealous."

"Idiot, as always, idiot."

I took a deep breath, snorted and continued to start my detective game journey. Thanks to Ranbu who opened this door for me, I was able to continue the game.

Why didn't I think that the candle in front of the door is the key to open the door, it's so obvious.

After 10 minutes, I looked at Ranpo again with my mobile phone in my hand. This time, Ranpo said nothing to help me. I scanned the detective agency, and the only smart person in the agency was Dazai Osamu. enemy.

Anyone who doesn't respect life is my enemy!

And I already expected that if I ask Dazai for help, he will definitely say: "I will help Xiaobai untie it, and you will help me die in love, okay?"

Just thinking about it makes other people feel bad.

Bingsheng had a two-day vacation after the campus festival. I got up early in the morning and came to Yokohama to play in the club. It was a super fun detective game, but I was ridiculed by random idiots and it was extremely unfriendly to my IQ.

I feel like I've said a super long tongue twister.

The door was pushed open, Kunikida stepped on the floor, his angry footsteps could be heard downstairs, he slapped the invitation on my table, an invisible well appeared on his forehead, and even the little boy behind him The braids are all up.

"Kurihara, how lazy are you?! You don't go downstairs to get the invitations in the mailbox downstairs, you insist on killing me in a row, calling me who is on vacation to come to the agency to help you get it? You bastard, do you know that? How many of my plans have been disrupted!"

I took out the gorgeously packaged invitation card, opened it and glanced at Kunikida, casually said: "Dad calm down, you will get wrinkles if you get angry, and you can't find grandma for us if you get wrinkles, after all, it's too ugly, ah Mom will look down on you."

Kunikida gritted his teeth and said, "I don't have a daughter as old as you."

Dazai also came over to join in the fun and said, "Hey, Kunikida does look much older than us."

"It's you, an unfilial son, who makes Kunikida's father angry all day long!"

"Xiaobai, you blamed me again. If you don't die with me, I won't forgive you."

"What is dumping the pot? It's a fact!"

Countless tic-tac-toe popped out of Kunikida's forehead, and Nakajima was a little familiar with Kunikida who had already exploded to the top. It seemed that he was usually choked speechless by Mr. Dazai in this way.

He took a few steps back strategically, and took out the earplugs in his pocket to plug his ears, but Kunikida's deafening voice still penetrated the earplugs and reached his ears.

"You two mentally retarded, get out of here!"

Dazai and I received a fist from Kunikida on the forehead.

I covered my head, looked at Kunikida with dissatisfaction and said, "It's fine if you teach your unfilial son a lesson, why do you have to include such a smart and lovely me."

"roll roll roll."

I took the invitation card and Dazai walked to the door and returned it. Kunikida looked at my malicious expression, touched his pocket and yelled inwardly.

I stretched out my hands and said, "A father for a day, a father for life. Charitable Kunikida father, save your poor daughter who is going to a big banquet but has no money to buy a dress."

The corner of Kunikida's mouth twitched, "I don't have a daughter as cheating as you, so get out."

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo " I covered my face and cried, "Kunikida's father didn't understand me at all, and even called me cheating. I worked so hard to go to rich people's banquets to catch a rich son-in-law and then come back to support Kunikida's father, he even He refused to invest in the early stage, and still wanted me to honor him, what a bad father."

I opened a slit with my fingers, peeked at Kunikida's expression that had turned into charcoal, and howled louder.

Kunikida took out his wallet and took out a stack of Japanese yen. I immediately reached out to get it happily, without any tears on my face.

"Can you cry more sincerely?"

Holding half of the Japanese yen, I secretly gritted my teeth and said, "Thank you, Father Kunikida."

Kunikida didn't move the hand holding the money.

I put my foot against his shoe, and pulled the money back with my hand, "Kunikida, let go."

"This is what you said."

Kunikida let go, and took a few steps back because I was pulling too hard.

There is a warm body temperature behind me, and the tip of my nose can vaguely smell the woody fragrance mixed with a hint of wine, and I put my arms around my waist.

My heart was beating suddenly and I couldn't hear it. From my heart to my throat, I could still feel it jumping, as if it was about to rush out of my throat.

Then Osamu Dazai spoke, and my accelerated heartbeat instantly returned to normal.

"Is the little white beauty throwing herself into her arms to die for love with me?"

"You love-sacrificing madman, if I die for love with you, I will lose my mind!"

"Ala, Ala, don't die for love and don't have to be so fierce." Dazai muttered while covering the left cheek that I slapped.

The closer he was, the more he could smell the perfume on his body. From what I knew about Osamu Dazai, he would never wear perfume.

I went up to smell it, Dazai saw my movement and grabbed his windbreaker, nervously said: "Little white beauty, is this going too fast?"

I grabbed his clothes and sniffed carefully, "This scent seems very familiar."

Dazai pulled back his windbreaker, turned his head and said: "Since Xiaobai wants it, then I can only obey you, but I have a request, can we die for love together after we finish?"

I didn't pay attention to Dazai's words at all. I smelled the smell on his body and began to recall where I had smelled this smell before. I thought about it seriously, but I didn't notice that Dazai's face was close to me, and he opened his eyes to watch my thoughts.

"I remembered, isn't this the super baby perfume that Kunikida's father bought from abroad last year?"

"That's right, I pried it out of Kunikida's locked drawer to spray the toilet when I went to the toilet today."

The warm breath hit my face, and I could see Dazai's long and curly eyelashes in front of me.

I took a step back, "Mr. Tai, Mr. Dazai is teasing me, right?! Definitely teasing me, right?!"

Dazai stroked his chin and said, "Hey, I've been discovered."

I stomped on him hard and said angrily, "Playing with women's feelings, unscrupulous scumbag!"

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts..." Dazai caught up and pointed at my face, "Xiaobai, you're blushing."

"To shut up!"

In the detective agency, Kunikida smelled the familiar scent of perfume as soon as he opened the toilet. He rushed to his drawer, and what he saw was his half-empty bottle of perfume.

"Bastard Dazai!!"

Nakajima poked his head out from the vertical magazine in front of him, another day of feeling sorry for Kunikida-kun.

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I changed the cover! ! ! !super cute! ! !

感谢在2019-12-2819：50：46～2019-12-2916：19：05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Feixue's summer;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!