I don't want to wear this vest anymore! [Gaming]

Wei Qi was overconfident in his courage, and lost a lot of people in the end.

Fortunately, there was only one "witness" at the time, so it was not a big problem.

Anyway, he wasn't an idiot in front of Shi Que once or twice, he had done even more stupid things, Wei Qi didn't care about this kind of small oolong that wasn't worth mentioning.

not at all.

They played in the playground for four or five hours. At 03:30 in the afternoon, the two strolled to the station and were ready to go home.

Sitting in the waiting hall, Shi Que glanced at the time, took out mineral water from his backpack, and poured out a small white tablet from the small medicine bottle.

Wei Qi asked "Huh?" curiously, "What is this?"

Shi Yan said, "Motion sickness medicine."

He looked down at Wei Qi and asked, "Did you not bring it?"

Wei Qi stopped talking, he lowered his head, took the motion sickness medicine into his mouth with the palm of Shi Yan's palm, and lightly touched his palm with his soft lips.

Shi Que unscrewed the cap of the mineral water bottle and handed the water to him.

Wei Qi thought to himself: In the future, when we go out with our boyfriend, we don’t have to worry about motion sickness anymore.

Boyfriend is so nice.

It was past seven o'clock in the evening when we returned to the AWG club. Wei Qi passed by the milk tea shop, brought desserts for the brothers who were waiting for food, and came back with a big bag.

Dahua sat on the sofa, drinking milk tea with gusto and said, "I heard that their haunted house is quite famous, have you gone to play?"

Mianmian whispered beside him, "Qizai, how dare you go to a haunted house?"

Wei Qi was not convinced when he heard it: "I'm going!"

I just heard him say loudly and confidently: "It's not scary at all, it's not interesting at all."

The scene fell into a strange silence, Dahua and the others looked at Shi Yan in unison, Wei Qi also turned to look at him, with his hands on the sofa, his small eyes hinted wildly.

Shi Que knew that the child wanted to save face, so he nodded along with his words: "Well, we have been there, Wei Qi... you performed very well."

Mianmian said suspiciously: "When we were watching movies before, we were not scared by ghosts, Wei Qi was screaming beside him, that dolphin sound was even scarier than ghosts, others wanted to cross him out, when did we have such courage gone?"

Wei Qi: "Li, Feng, Mian!"

Seeing that the situation is not good, Mianmian turns around and runs away.

next night.

There was a light "click".

Wei Qi didn't know what kind of shady things he was sneaking around in the room by himself, and when he heard someone open the door, he reacted very strongly, and put the phone on the bed with a "slap".

Mianmian poked her head out: "What are you doing!"

Wei Qi stuffed his mobile phone under the quilt, his eyes dodged and he said vaguely: "Nothing."

Looking at his inexplicably hot ears, Mian Mian naturally thought about it, and said "Oh~" meaningfully: "Tsk tsk tsk, pay attention to restraint, young man!"

Wei Qi became angry from embarrassment: "What kind of yellow waste is in your mind! I don't have it!"

Mianmian raised his eyebrows, feeling that Shi Yan was the only one who could make Wei Qi show such an expression, he glanced at Wei Qi, and asked thoughtfully: "Why, what's new with Shi Shen? ?”

"No." Wei Qi rubbed his earlobe, and said falteringly, "That's right, he's a gentleman, I don't know...why...cough."

Mianmian suddenly realized: "So you are studying how to seduce him?"

Wei Qi: "..."

With a very understanding tone, Mianmian patted her small chest and said earnestly: "This kind of thing must be initiated by Teacher Shiyan, let him investigate, you just need to throw yourself into your arms and lie down on it."

Wei Qi puffed his cheeks and sighed, "He thinks I'm still young."

Mianmian suddenly realized again: "That's why you are going to seduce him."

Wei Qi couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Get out!"

Mian Mian jumped back with a strong desire to survive: "Why are you so angry! Didn't I give you an idea? I'm still waiting for your red envelope."

Wei Qi sneered: "What the hell are you showing off, a 22-year-old virgin? Dad's 22-year-old love life must be more colorful than yours."

Mianmian: "..."

After running away with anger, Wei Qi asked for help on a certain netizen communication platform: "What should I do if my boyfriend is too honest and a gentleman!"

Wei Qi will never forget Shi Que's dignified and serious tone and his concentration without distracting thoughts when he taught him to write a [-]-character exam word by word when he was alone and widowed in the same room.

Just according to this slow progress bar, when will he be able to sleep with the male god.

With a ding, his phone received a reply.

"Your boyfriend can't."

Wei Qi complained silently: "You can't do it, idiot."

Teacher Shi... OK!

"Subdued Play to seduce him!"

Wei Qi thought to himself: "I'm a man, seduce your sister!"

But it seems that it is not impossible.

"It means he doesn't love you enough."

Wei Qi remembered Shi Yan's pampering and pampering to him, and replied angrily: "That's not true! He already liked me very much!"

Wei Qi quit this useless app, opened Weibo and looked through fan comments, and saw an article by @他, the name was "Midnight Red Wine Cup".

Wei Qi thought the name was interesting, so he clicked on it and saw the first paragraph: "The lights are dim and ambiguous, the bathroom is filled with fog, and Wei Qi's long legs are wet, naked and snow-white, slowly hooking up to Shi Yan's waist superior."

Wei Qi: "..."

Wei Qi: "..."

Wei Qi: "????"

What's the situation? !

Wei Qi was frightened by tons of people, looked down with a face of bewilderment, and found that this was actually an article... Shi Que and his "fanart", the kind that is very, very unsuitable for children.

Wei Qi first had a face full of shock that the three views were shattered and reorganized. He never expected that there are still people in the world who are free to write about this unlucky stuff... But he also feels upright, gritted his teeth against his numb scalp I finished reading the [-]-word joke.

This feeling is so sour that it is unimaginable.

In this article, he is just a goblin who makes people want to stop, Wei Qi really has a lot to say.

What's even more outrageous is that Shi Que turned out to be a man of sullen and affectionate + beastly clothes. I don't know what is the structure of the brain circuit of a contemporary little girl, but he actually uses this adjective that has nothing to do with Shi Que on him.

Is it time to be a beast in clothes?He should not be too old a cadre, okay?

Otherwise, how could I not be able to sleep with him until now.

Comrade Wei Qi sighed melancholy.

He really hoped that Shi Que could dress up a bit more like a beast, so he could throw him down quickly.

Wei Qi turned off the article, and was horrified to find that he was still a little unfulfilled, and his fingers uncontrollably entered the "Qi Qi" tag...

So this courageous person read his fanfiction with relish all night.

Fairy love is really hit.

But there is one thing...

In most fan fictions, he has had sex with Shi Que eight hundred times.

And the reality is so sad.

Wei Qi's operations became more and more fluent, and after reading an indescribable essay, he couldn't help sighing.

How did these girls write so proficiently? ?

Why do they understand so well?

Wei Qi also understands now, he feels that he can do it.

Although ridiculously unrealistic.

But...at least I know the process.

Before going to bed, Wei Qi thought for a while, opened the phone memo, and edited a paragraph:

"Wei Qi went to the amusement park with Shi Yan."

"Wei Qi proposed to play a ring game with Shi Que, and if Shi Que loses, let him kiss him, so that Wei Qi can kiss him legitimately."

"Wei Qi might be a little nervous. He only hit one of the ten ferrules in the end. He was so picky that he gave up hope for victory. When he was trying to figure out how to change his mouth and reformulate the rules of the game to trick him into a kiss, When I heard it, I spoke."

"Shi Que said: I admit defeat."

"So Wei Qi finally got a kiss."

"He thinks he likes fashion a little more than he likes everything in the world."

Then Wei Qi posted this short story in the #谈吐# tag on his Weibo account, and gave himself a thumbs up.

If you secretly show your affection, no one will find out, right?

After the New Year's Day, Weiqi's suspension time is almost over, and there is still more than half a month to celebrate the New Year. At this time, the official organized an all-star exhibition game to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new year. All LOL professionals are eligible to participate in this Activities, including current players and retired players.

Wei Qi and Shi Que, as the two "pillars", are able to beat the entire league in appearance, and they are all invited without accident.

Due to various reasons, the two of them haven't appeared in the public eye for a long time. The fans of the parents and the fans of the mother are crazy.

In the first game, ten star players will be divided into two teams by drawing lots, and they will play a five-on-five team game, and the winner will be determined in one game.

After the host introduced the rules of the competition, ten contestants came to the stage to draw lots.

The blue team is drawn to one group, and the red team is another group.

Wei Qi and Shi Que are both wearing AWG team uniforms today, and they are exactly the same. They are the only two in the crowd who are of the same color.

There were two girls in the auditorium whispering: "Did Shishen and Qishen come up holding hands just now? Why do I feel a bit similar?"

"?? It's too far away for me to see clearly!"

"E-sports telescope girl, bring a telescope next time."

The draw of ten people ended, Shi Yan was on the blue side, and Wei Qi was drawn on the red side, so they were not in the same group in the first game.

Furiously, Wei Qi glanced at Shi Que, and reluctantly walked to the other side.

Standing between these two people, the host felt as if he had beaten a mandarin duck with a stick, which was the legendary "Chu River Han Jie".

The blue team got two junglers, and the positions need to be rearranged. Even though Shi Que has retired for nearly half a year, his right to speak in the jungle position is undisputed, and several others recommend Shi Que. play wild.

Another jungler was outnumbered and said not particularly happy: "I can hit with a male spear."

Male Spear is a hero who needs money especially, and Shi Que is also a wild core player, and shooter is a development core. There are too many cores in the team and it is difficult to allocate money, which will easily lead to failure at any point. The early stage is very difficult. Easy to crash.

Shi Yan said: "It doesn't matter, you play the jungler, I can play the mage in the middle."

He whispered: "...I'm in line with viik."

Sitting on the red side's bench, Wei Qi saw that the mid laner on the opposite side turned out to be Shiqian, so he couldn't help but froze for a moment, and glanced at him from a distance.

BP ends and the game begins.

It has been a long time since Wei Qi met Shi Yan on the field. This feeling is so familiar and long-lost that it makes people palpitate.

In 6 minutes, Wei Qi pulled the screen back to the middle lane, accidentally caught a glimpse of the name "Time", didn't know what was going on, and was in a daze for a moment.

The director's camera was right on his hero. This sleepwalking level operation was like a public execution in the live broadcast room, and the screen was full of question marks.

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[The mid laner on the opposite side is Shishen, I can understand viik's 0-10 game]

[When Qi Zai saw it, the god was really obsessed with ghosts... This operation is confusing]

【Qi Zai's daily meal】

[Weiqi: Let my boyfriend flash]

Wei Qi silently "fucked", exhaled, and said in the voice channel: "Sorry, I accidentally pressed the wrong skill just now, this wave didn't flash."

TLD shooter: "Hahahahahahaha slipped a hand, we all know it!"

Others also began to laugh knowingly: "Hey hey hey hey hey."

Wei Qi was a little embarrassed by their laughter, rubbed his face vigorously, and thought: If he makes a mistake again, he will be an idiot.

Wei Qi has always been an offensive mid laner. He often overwhelms the opponent's mid laner so that he can't get out of the defense tower, and dares to move forward without flashing.

——But the opponent in this game is Shiqian, a man with peak operation, zero turnover rate, and who is called "God" by fans.

Firstblood!

Weiqi's interface went dark.

Shi Que took a blood.

Wei Qi stared at the interface, startled for half a second.

... He really didn't let the water go at all. If someone else came over at this time, he might have been single-handedly killed by him, but Shi Yan's position was too tricky.

At that time, Wei Qi saw that his blood line was not safe, and it was too late when he wanted to run. Shi Yan flashed more than him, and directly took the head in the middle lane with a flash of E.

As viik is a well-known single-line bully in the league, it is almost unthinkable to be solo-killed online, and the barrage is a series of "??????"

[No, no, no, no one really believes that Qishen will be solo killed online, right?What do you mean need I explain? 】

[? ? Viik gave away the head, I want to report it! ! 】

【Weiqi: The child suffered domestic violence】

【Weiqi: Shiyan, you are really going to lose me】

[I understand that at night, God consciously goes to sleep in the study]

【Report!Tonight Shi Shen was kicked out of the room by Qi Zai because he entered the house with his left foot! 】

【#时调不不好#】

In less than 2 minutes, the mid laners of the red and blue sides met again in the middle of the river.

After all, Wei Qi is a mid-laner player, and his understanding of the heroes in the middle lane is above the time. In the case of all skills, almost no one is his opponent.

So the two fought each other passionately through a series of snake-skin moves-although in the eyes of cp fans it was "flirting and scolding", they finally lay dead together in the river, and the husband and wife returned home.

Barrage:

【Love and kill each other】

【To die together is really too bloody】

【E-sports, no love】

【Click to watch Qishen violently beat her boyfriend】

[Wei Qi: I am a killer, sharp, indifferent, and have no feelings. 】