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There are many ways to please pigeons, such as the first one -

Hong Hongbo took out a handful of bread crumbs from the storage ring.In the past, he used to feed pigeons in the square to pass the time. The bread crumbs in his hands were mixed with the smell of butter, which was once very popular with pigeons.Not only did they chase him all over the square, but even one or two pigeons chased them home.

Xiangyu was obviously not an ordinary pigeon. He looked at the bread crumbs in Hong Hongbo's hand very calmly, looked left and right, and finally rolled his eyes, "I'm bigu."

Hong Hongbo: ...

A bird is stronger than him, it seems that it is reasonable for the elder brother to be strict with him.

Hong Hongbo also remembered that pigeons like to make cheerful "coo, coo, coo" calls.Especially in spring, the pigeons on the roof are singing happily in groups.If he also talks like this, will it be easier for Immortal Master Xiangyu to regard him as one of his own?

So Hong Hongbo tried to call out, "Goo...coo?"

Xiangyu was indifferent to this, but Hong Hongbo persevered and called out again, "Coo, coo."

The third sound, the fourth sound...

As the frequency of birdsong became more and more intensive, Xiangyu's expression finally began to change.

It looked at Hong Hongbo with an expression of looking at a fool.

Hong Hongbo was finally tired. He dug out a bottle of Feizhai Happy Water from the storage ring, unscrewed the cap and took a big gulp.

"Do you want to double cultivate with me?" Xiangyu asked suddenly.

With a puff, Hong Hongbo spewed out all the happiness in his mouth.

"Although I haven't met a female bird that I like for so many years, and I have never been strict about gender requirements," Xiangyu patted the dust on his body with his wings indifferently, "but this does not mean that I will consider a female bird." Weak chicken."

"Hmph, you have a good idea. You can reach Yuanying in a month with my dual cultivation. So you coveted my body as soon as you came in!" Xiangyu covered his chest with the long feathers on his wings.

"No...no!" Hong Hongbo stuttered in fright. He really didn't know that the pigeons were cooing for courtship. No wonder they were so loud in spring.But it is absolutely impossible for him to have such a strong taste, besides, he only has the elder brother in his heart now.

"Just now Master taught me to keep my feet on the ground. There is no shortcut to this path of cultivation!"

"Really?" Xiangyu folded his chest and squinted at Hong Hongbo, as if in disbelief, "You really have no unreasonable thoughts about me?"

"Absolutely not!" Hong Hongbo hastily raised his hand and swore, "I only have reverence for you, Immortal Elder, so just now I couldn't help but put myself in the place of a pigeon and imagine the life of a pigeon... Hehehe, I like to substitute myself, I want to experience various all kinds of life."

"Really?" Xiangyu looked at Hong Hongbo suspiciously, feeling that this kid was very suspicious.

In order to show his sincerity, Hong Hongbo had to take out his ultimate weapon-all-round flying mirror with no dead angle.

He knew that pigeons don't have eyes like humans or owls, but one on each side.So what the pigeon sees is the image of two single eyes, not the image formed by two eyes.So they have to keep moving their heads in order to get more information.

But with this pair of glasses, the two eyes can be merged together, and there are no dead ends in 360 degrees.

"What is this?" Xiangyu blinked, looking left and right.

Hong Hongbo picked up the flying mirror and put it on Xiangyu's neck, and it was successfully put on his body, and it was more than enough.Hong Hongbo pulled the elastic band of the flight mirror awkwardly, as if he couldn't put it on even if the button was adjusted to the tightest?

This is how to do?

It takes a lot of time to make a new one, and the materials are not always available.

"It's okay!" Xiangyu had already glimpsed the mystery from a piece of lens, so he transformed himself——

The body is magnified dozens of times.

It changed from a little dove to a golden roc.

Only then did Hong Hongbo come to his senses belatedly, that this is the divine beast that appeared in the book, Venerable Yuhuan's exclusive animal—the Jinpeng Great Eagle.

What's more amazing is that as Xiangyu grows bigger, the flying mirrors fit right on his eyes, as if they were tailor-made for him.

"I saw it! I can see it!" Xiangyu shouted in surprise.

Then he looked down at Hong Hongbo, as if seeing some spectacle, "So you are flat!"

Hong Hongbo: ...

It turns out that I am in the form of a piece of paper in your eyes?

Xiangyu walked out of the room quickly, stood in front of the door and spread his wings, and suddenly the golden light overflowed, like a dream.

"Hahahahahaha!" Xiangyu laughed cheerfully, raised his arms and shouted, "With a mirror in hand, I have the world!"

Hong Hongbo: ...

It really is a good poem!

Now Xiangyu can turn his head sideways, look at Hong Hongbo out of the corner of his eyes, and raise his head proudly, "Would you like to try it together?"

Hong Hongbo was stunned for a moment before he realized that Xiangyu was inviting him for a ride together!

"Of course!" As he said, Hong Hongbo also took out the hooded flying mirror from the storage ring and put it on his own glasses.

Xiangyu's eyes were a little straight when he saw him, it really didn't expect this little guy to have so many reserves.

Hong Hongbo saw its probing eyes, and patted his hat heartily, "I have an extra hat than yours, but my glasses are not as good as yours, and they can only serve as an ordinary windproof function. Your glasses are not ordinary. The glasses are omni-directional and have no dead angles, which can be said to be specially made for Xiangyu Xianchang, so that you can fly more smoothly and have a wider field of vision in the future."

Count you kid on the road.Xiangyu hummed in satisfaction.

"Then you come up." Xiangyu sighed softly, "Looking at you like this, you must not know how to control a sword, you are really too weak..."

Hong Hongbo smiled shyly, "Hey, I will take care of you from now on."

"Huh! Let's talk!" Xiangyu snorted arrogantly, waiting for Hong Hongbo to climb onto it and spread his wings to the sky!

This is not Hong Hongbo's first time flying in the air. Unlike Dumbo's flying experience, Xiao Fei flies very smoothly, so stable that he can almost take a nap on its back.But Xiangyu seemed to have broken through the shackles of fate, broke through the speed limit, and soared into the sky.

Xiangyu rushed to the top of the clouds with an acceleration, immediately turned around and dived, and flew steadily close to the ground when he was about to hit the ground.

"Wow!" Hong Hongbo shouted excitedly one after another while sitting on the bird's back, their laughter resounded through the sky.

Jiuzhou sect seldom made such a sound, so much so that Ju Yuyun received the power from the meditation and went to the courtyard to look at the golden eagle hovering in the sky.

If he remembered correctly, Hong Hongbo seemed to be the first person other than himself to sit on Xiangyu's back.For hundreds of years, Xiangyu has always been proud and arrogant.What's going on here?Is it also the one who called Hong Hongbo a weak chicken before?

From the next day, Hong Hongbo felt that his life was becoming normal.In the morning, he practiced with his master, and in the afternoon he went to the sixth brother's alchemy room, but every day when he went back, Xiangyu would turn into a pigeon and wait for him at the door.

As soon as Xiangyu saw Hong Hongbo, he would fly to his shoulder and stop, "You came back half an hour later today than yesterday."

"Well, I made a new kind of elixir today, but I'm not yet proficient, so I was delayed for a while." Hong Hongbo told the truth, "I'm weak, so I need to practice more, and alchemy is very interesting."

Xiangyu shook his head disapprovingly, and began to broadcast in Hong Hongbo's ear, "Master Yuhuan has been messing around in the room for a long time today, and it is said that he wants to cure the spots on your face. I think your face is quite clean, where are the spots?"

Hong Hongbo sighed in his heart, it was because you were still clean.

Xiangyu was still making arrangements on Hong Hongbo's shoulder, "Then if you want to start treating your face tomorrow, then let's go out to play for a while in the morning. The sun is good at noon, so it's convenient for Mr. Yuhuan to do acupuncture."

"Acupuncture is needed to treat freckles?" Hong Hongbo's heart shuddered when he heard this word, he was most afraid of needing an acupuncture treatment.

"I don't know, I haven't had any treatment, my face is very clean." Xiangyu replied with a serious look.

Unexpectedly, as soon as they returned to the room, Ju Yuyun was already waiting there.A characteristic gossip map was laid out on the floor, and Ju Yuyun sat on the Yang seat of the gossip map, and said gently to Hong Hongbo: "Sit down opposite me, get ready, and we'll start right away."

Hong Hongbo quickly calmed down, and sat down in the yin position of the Bagua diagram, facing the peaceful-looking master, feeling warm in his heart.

In fact, he didn't care about the spots on his face long ago, but Master still did his best for him.

He looked at the master's gentle eyes, saw a shadow left by his long eyelashes, smiled at him gently, and closed his eyes.

Hong Hongbo quickly followed suit and closed his eyes.

Dark Pavilion.

A tall man in a black robe leaned on the soft couch.Surrounded by three or two beauties, he is either holding a wine pot, playing an incense fan, or beating his legs, all showing a luxurious picture of wanton enjoyment.

Suddenly, the black-robed man's fingers were faintly red.Two wisps of green smoke curled up from the sides of the thumb and index finger.

A playful smile hung on the slightly pale face of the man.He didn't care about the blue smoke on his finger at all, and rubbed it indifferently, the red color on his finger became more obvious.

When the beauties saw this scene, they all looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing whether to invite the witch doctor or ignore it.

The man stood up suddenly, picked up the wine glass and took a sip. He dropped the glass and wiped the wine stains from his mouth vigorously. He gritted his teeth and said, "Since I have marked my mark, I will never escape!"

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