I am really a language teacher

After hearing Sun Ping's confirmation, the system also unambiguously opened the gift package.The first item that comes out is called the "Xueba Transformation Card". Its function is to modify all of Sun Ping's grades since elementary school, and at the same time appropriately add some provincial, municipal and even national competition results. Ping seems to have been extremely good since he was a child.This kind of modification is not only a modification of the system records, but also a modification of the memory of all people who know Sun Ping.In the words of the system, the efficiency can reach 99%.After Sun Ping reconfirmed the use, Sun Ping immediately turned on the computer to visit the website of the State Education Commission, and after entering his social welfare account number and password, Sun Ping saw the gorgeous results in his personal file.

After the "transformation card", the system provided the "professional supplement pill". After all, the transformation card can modify the grades, but it can't modify Sun Ping's knowledge level, so the supplement pill is needed.After swallowing the Dabu Pill, Sun Ping once again enjoyed the treatment of a big Russian man punching his temples with left and right uppercuts.Fortunately, with the previous experience, Sun Ping did not completely faint this time.But the feeling of his splitting headache made Sun Ping feel that it would be better to pass out.But after going through this period, Sun Ping felt that there were many things in his memory.The few half-understood books that were originally scattered on the desk now seem to have no pressure to read at all.

After winning two consecutive props that are helpful to his future career, Sun Ping is even more looking forward to the next props.And the system also took out the third item in the gift pack of "Blessings of Fangirls". This item is called "Golden Cancan Qualification Certificate".Although the name is quite vulgar, the real thing is the "Aurora Middle School Chinese Teacher Qualification Certificate" jointly issued by the Aurora National Education Commission and the National Teachers Association, which Sun Ping dreams of. Sun Ping's coaching scope is A-A.This means that Sun Ping can not only teach in ordinary middle schools, but also teach Chinese in vocational middle schools and art middle schools; at the same time, he can not only teach basic Chinese, but also teach reading comprehension and writing.Such a first-class teacher qualification certificate can naturally be described as golden, and it can be shown off to classmates.

When Sun Ping was stroking the qualification certificate like a beautiful woman, the system also threw the last item in the gift bag, the "shiny recommendation letter" to Sun Ping.There are four recommendation letters in total, which are handwritten by the director of the Chinese Language Department of Jiangnan Normal University, the president of Jiangnan Normal University, the chairman of the Jiangnan Provincial Education Committee, and the chairman of the Jiangnan Provincial Teachers Association.Although grades are an important condition for determining a person, sometimes connections are the key condition.Besides, the recommendation letter from any one of these four people is extremely rare, let alone the handwritten recommendation letter from the four of them, any school will have to weigh a bit when seeing such a recommendation letter.

Seeing the "Blessings of Fangirls" gift package given by the system, Sun Ping became more and more sure that from a certain point of view, he and the system were on the same side, so that he didn't have to worry about encountering the main god who cheated the protagonist like in "Infinite ××" system.

The system obviously didn't care about Sun Ping's guess, but urged Sun Ping to confirm whether to open the third item as soon as possible.When Sun Ping got the third item, the originally cold system became a little excited, "Congratulations to the host for winning the only consumable item 'Nine Turns Golden Pill' at the Tiancaidibao level. The function of this item requires the host to Explore by yourself, the system permissions are not enough."

When Sun Ping saw the dusty pill in his hand, he couldn't associate it with the lofty name "Jiuzhuan Jindan".However, just when Sun Ping was about to swallow the pill, the originally silent system voice rang again, "In order for the host not to affect others during the drug effect, the system strongly advises the host to swallow this pill in the bathroom. At the same time, it is recommended that the host open Full ventilation in the bathroom, and don't wear any clothes after taking the medicine and prepare the bathing utensils. Please trust the system's proposal!"

Although he was a little puzzled by the suggestion of taking medicine suddenly put forward by the system, in view of Sun Ping's good opinion of the system and the fact that Sun Ping was dirty from struggling on the ground twice just now, Sun Ping took his clean underwear and took a bath. Utensils go to the shared washroom.After locking the bathroom door, Sun Ping opened the windows and the exhaust fan.Anyway, it's summer at this time, and I don't worry about catching a cold after taking a shower.As for the issue of Happy Together, first of all, it is already two o'clock in the morning, so there shouldn't be many night owls still lying on their windows and peeping at each other, right?Secondly, with Sun Ping's own figure, Sun Ping firmly believed that even if someone secretly photographed him, he would edit it out afterwards.

Sun Ping turned on the faucet, then stripped himself clean, and finally swallowed the pill.But a quarter of an hour passed, and Sun Ping was still standing naked in front of the mirror in the sink, nothing happened.Just when Sun Ping was secretly cursing the system for cheating, he suddenly felt as if his stomach was overwhelmed, and a surge of heat seemed to be spraying out from the chrysanthemum.

Fortunately, there was a toilet in the bathroom, and Sun Ping immediately sat on the toilet.The moment his butt was stuck to the toilet seat, thousands of troops rushed out from the chrysanthemum.Although he was the commander-in-chief, Sun Ping already felt that he could not control his body.The hot current seemed to surge out from the tide of the Qiantang River, wave after wave, making Sun Ping on the toilet want to die.At the same time, countless black mucus oozes from Sun Ping's skin, which is sticky and stinky.Even though the bathroom window was wide open and the exhaust fan was working hard, Sun Ping still felt that he was seeping out of the Baosi.Fortunately, I was more careful and brought in the lemon air cleaner with the strongest smell.So Sun Ping had to hold his breath while desperately spraying the air freshener.

Fortunately, this embarrassment only lasted for 5 minutes. After Sun Ping took care of it, the smell in the bathroom became normal.But just after Sun Ping took a shower and stood in front of the mirror in front of the sink again, he suddenly found that he had changed a lot.The originally pale skin has become fair and rosy, as tender as a newborn baby, and even the most caring girls will be jealous; and the original ribs are full, and there are even mermaid lines, and the muscles are small and large. Not as intimidating as Europeans and Americans; the facial features have also been slightly adjusted, becoming deeper, especially the eyes have become more aura.Suddenly Sun Ping looked down narrowly, and he was quite satisfied with the size of the little brother.

Just when Sun Ping changed into his underwear and was about to go out, he was startled by the scream of the girl who lived with him.But then he found that the girl's eyes were staring at his body in a daze, and a strange red color appeared on her face.When the girl noticed that Sun Ping was looking at him, she immediately swallowed her saliva and said seriously, "I'm not attracted to your figure! Why do you smell so bad when you go to the toilet? Stool!" After finishing speaking, the girl blushed and ran away Go back to your room.In memory, this was the first time this girl felt shy when she saw Sun Ping's half-naked body.

When Sun Ping returned to his room, it was already four o'clock in the morning, and he couldn't sleep anyway, so Sun Ping continued to play with the computer.Although this body is a dead nerd, it is actually a technical nerd. Not only is it famous for its literary reviews on Weibo, but this guy even rented a space to start an independent blog.On Earth, blogs at this time have already declined, and the remaining blogs are basically elites from all walks of life, supported by a fixed readership.But compared to the hustle and bustle of Weibo, Sun Ping also likes the quietness and depth of the blog.

Sun Ping roughly understood that there is also Weibo on Blue Mercury, but it’s called Talk; there’s also WeChat, but it’s called Chat; of course there’s also QQ, but it’s called Message.In addition, the word processing software is called Pages; the form processing software is called Numbers; and the slide processing software is called Keynote.It seems that on Blue Mercury, the leading edge of Western civilization is still obvious.It's not that Sun Ping is naturally concerned about the country and the people, but the system's ultimate mission three is to make the culture of Cathay replace Western culture and become the international mainstream.This is really an impossible task!

Cathay Kingdom is very similar to Huaxia on Earth, but its land area is larger.Sun Ping took a look at the map, and saw that there were at least nine more provinces in the Cathay Kingdom.

First, the Central Asian region became the Anxi Province of the Cathay Kingdom; secondly, Mongolia and the Tangnu Wulianghai area became the Anbei Province; the north of the Tumen River, the east of the Ussuri River until the Whale Sea (that is, the Earth The Sea of ​​Japan on the Sea of ​​Japan) became Anton Province; the south of the Outer Xing'an Mountains and the north of Heilongjiang became Xing'an Province; the east of the Ob River, the north of the Great North Lake (that is, Lake Baikal on Earth), and the east of the Lena River The Central Siberia region became Beiting Province; the West Siberia region east of the Lena River (including the North Sea Peninsula (that is, the Kamchatka Peninsula on Earth) and the North Sea (that is, the Sea of ​​Okhotsk on Earth)) became the North Sea province; while Sakhalin Island, Hokkaido Island and the Thousand Islands constitute Sakhalin Province; finally, in the south, Sikkim, Bhutan, northeastern India and northern Myanmar constitute the Annan Province of the Sinian Kingdom. The area at the southern foot of the Himalayas became the most famous Grand Canyon National Forest Park in Sinian; while Vietnam and the northern part of Laos became Sinian’s Nanzhao Province, so the Beibu Gulf, which is rich in fisheries, completely became Sinian’s inland sea.It can be said that the land area of ​​Shuilanxing not only has advantages, but also has a larger land and abundant resources, and the arable land area is richer.Seeing such a rich Cathay, Sun Ping felt a sense of pride.Since the historical Cathay has been the world's largest country for 2000 years, why can't it rise again after 200 years?

But just when Sun Ping was full of pride, his Message suddenly lit up.Unlike the penguin logo on the earth, Message is a flower.When the color of the suit changes, it means that the information of the person comes in.Sun Ping clicked on it and saw that it was a man named "Zu La Mou Bian Da Ben", he said: "You actually cheated on the dead in the middle of the night? My mother arranged for you to go to Taojiang No. [-] Middle School for an interview tomorrow. Don't forget! I Come to borrow you later, my mother asked me to fix it for you, so as not to make a bad first impression!"

Sun Ping soon found out in his memory who this "pull the drag board and run wildly" who it was, and it was Zhou Haoxin, his childhood friend and playboy.

The Zhou family and the Sun family are good friends, and the relationship between the two families can be traced back to the generation of great-great-great-grandfather, so the two of them are also best friends since childhood.It's a pity that Zhou Haoxin went to the Yanjing Film Academy where there were many beautiful women when he was taking the university entrance examination.Because the film school is a four-year undergraduate course, he graduated before Sun Ping, and now he runs an advertising company in Xingtan City to fool college girls who are not deeply involved in the world.

Zhou Haoxin's mother and Sun Ping's deceased mother were also colleagues and friends for many years. After Sun Ping's mother passed away, Zhou Haoxin's mother regarded Sun Ping as her second son.