things i don't know

You Xinnian has always been a good athlete and practiced fencing since she was a child. If her parents didn't think that being an athlete was too hard and persuaded her to switch careers to take over the hotel group, she would have the ability to become an Olympic athlete.In high school, he won the final sprint relay, and in college, he was the invincible in the Universiade in foil fencing. "The body is everyone's temple. No matter what is enshrined in it, it should be kept strong, beautiful and clean." She has been exercising and she likes this sentence very much.

But now with this body, he was already dizzy after running 200 meters.Fortunately, not far from the gate, You Xinnian gritted his teeth and rushed out.The guard called her from behind, she walked briskly along the main road for a few minutes and turned into a small park without looking back.

It was night now, and even the dog walkers had gone back to sleep.

You Xinnian leaned on the tree trunk and gasped for breath, his stomach was overwhelmed.Thinking of the death news of herself and her parents, suddenly a powerful force against gravity rushed out of her throat, and she spat out with a "vomit".

She had never been so embarrassed before, vomiting all over the floor, tears streaming down her face.The only consolation is that no one saw her distress.

The night is bright and the stars are sparse, and the moonlight tonight is actually beautiful.

You Xinnian sat on a park bench exhausted, holding the water bought in the 24-hour supermarket in his hand.

The street lamp cut the thick black, propped up a smooth space, and cast a light on her.She stared blankly at the swollen fingers and the green bottle cap without a trace of strength.

Now that she is dead, why let her come back?

The corner of You Xinian's mouth twitched, and he actually smiled.

Death is a great thing.The dead are cut off from the world, so they don't have to fear, miss, or hate.Knowing nothing is bliss, having nothing to worry about.

Why did she come back?Why come back.

"Do you want to know?"

You Xinian looked up and found a woman in a black trench coat standing in front of her.This strange woman was smiling and intelligent as if she knew everything. She was tall, with long black hair hanging loose, her collar standing up, her hands in her pockets, and she looked leisurely waiting for her answer.If it weren't for her white and shiny skin, this black body would almost melt into the night.

It was this person who answered her heart just now.

You Xinnian didn't answer, just looked at her.

"Oh, don't look at me so vigilantly." The woman approached, still didn't take out her hands, bent down to look left and right at her face, "Tsk tsk tsk... Although it's not your own body, I still cherish it anyway. Take a moment. After all, you have to stay in this body for two years, so don't let your last wish come to fruition before you finish it."

"Two years? Last wish?" You Xinnian was surprised for a moment, and suddenly grabbed the other's arm, "Who are you? You know what happened."

The woman said "Hey": "Miss You, you don't even remember me?"

Known as "Miss You", You Xinnian, who was ignored by her lover, actually showed a little kindness to the person in front of her. She let go of her arm and said silently for a while: "I'm really dead, right?"

A couple has been looking at her since just now.

"Why is that man talking to himself all the time, it's so scary." The girl said.

The man smiled: "Maybe your brain is crushed by fat, don't worry about it, let's go."

You Xinnian: "..."

The woman looked back, and a stray dog ​​slowly walked over, as if it didn't sense anyone in front of it, it passed through the woman's body, like passing through a puff of smoke.

You Xinnian: "..."

"Let me introduce myself again." The woman smiled, "My name is Yuxi, and I am your guide in the underworld. I belong to the Hades Household Registration Management Office. I am responsible for everything before your safe reincarnation, and I I will be responsible for you to the end."

You Xinian didn't know why he sat face to face with a ghost in a late-night coffee shop, although this Miss Yuxi stated that she was not a ghost, and her correct identity should be a civil servant of the underworld.But all passers-by can pass through her body, she is like a solid and true-colored smoke, walking in the crowd is constantly scattered, and soon condenses into a normal form.

You Xinnian stared at her like watching a special effects movie.This person who claims to be the guide of the underworld is completely different from the official of the underworld in her conception, that is, he does not have blue-faced fangs holding chains of seductive souls in his hands, and he does not have legs floating with long tongues to drag the ground.If it weren't for the scene-by-scene play of physical penetration, no matter how you look at it, you would think that she is just an ordinary young white-collar worker.

And... Hades Household Registration Management Office?This name is not gloomy at all, and it simply lives up to the title of "Hades".

"Miss, what would you like to drink?"

She and Lu Man used to come to this coffee shop often, and the layout inside has not changed at all, as if time has stood still, and even the attitude of the waiters is exactly the same, making people feel comfortable.

You Xinnian ordered a cup of coffee familiarly, and the waiter was about to leave when Yucheng stretched out two fingers.

You Xinian: "...that, I'm sorry."

"Is there anything else I can help you with?" The waiter turned around and smiled.

"Two cups."

The waiter looked at her round face for a moment, then continued to smile knowingly: "Okay, please wait a moment."

Yucheng: "It seems that Wang Fang has chosen the right body."

You Xinnian gave a "tsk", and was about to speak, when he suddenly thought that he was talking to himself, don't be taken for a fool again, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, put it on, and pretended to make a call: "Stop talking nonsense, Tell me, what's going on here."

Yuxi cleared her throat, and was about to say something: "I have been in your human world for a long time, and I have been surrounded by exhaust fumes and smog all day long, and I haven't even drank my saliva. You should let me moisten my throat before I talk."

"you……"

Two cups of coffee were quickly brought up and placed in front of You Xinnian.You Xinnian pushed it to Yucheng, thinking that it was wrong: "Can you drink?"

Yuxi waved her hand at the coffee cup, and seeing that the coffee cup was about to be swung to the ground by her, You Xinnian instinctively worried, and in the blink of an eye, her hand had passed through.

"It's really troublesome." Yu Xi rolled her eyes, "Your food in the human world is so addictive... Ah, sorry, I shouldn't say 'you', strictly speaking, you are not human anymore."

You Xinnian suppressed the 50-plus waves of wanting to splash hot coffee on the other side's face: "Since you can't drink it, just say it."

"You can drink it, you can drink it by lighting a stick of incense in front of the cup."

"..."

"Come on, I can already smell it, it smells so good."

"Where can I get you some incense, me!"

"Aromatherapy is also fine."

"..."

"Excuse me." You Xinian waved to the waiter, who trotted over, "Excuse me, do you have any incense here?"

Waiter: "You mean?"

"Any kind of fragrance is fine, just the aromatherapy one."

"Okay... just wait a moment, this is for you."

Bringing aromatherapy, the waiter helped her order it, put it on the small flower stand on the table, and asked worriedly: "Excuse me, do you think our restaurant has a strange smell?"

"No, I'm just..." You Xin was in a hurry, and quickly brainstormed, "I want to pretend to be tough."

The waiter was stunned, probably never met such an honest person.

Leaning the aromatherapy against the coffee cup, Yucheng moved her body to find the most comfortable position, propped her left cheek, and closed her eyes.

You Xinnian watched helplessly as the coffee in the coffee cup slowly decreased as if by magic, as if someone had secretly planted a straw at the bottom of the cup.

When the coffee bottomed out, Yuxi slowly opened her eyes, with a happy expression on her face: "Finally drinking a cup of authentic coffee in the world, even though it smells a little bit of incense and ashes, I can bear it. Hey, it's no wonder that the business of smuggling food in the underworld is booming. The counterfeit goods brought in from the demon world are all sold out, there is a reason why you are expensive, more than half of my salary last month..."

"Miss Yuxi." You Xinian interrupted her, "In this way, it's okay for you to like human food, I'll give you as much as you want, it's okay for you to eat while sitting, lying down, running, as long as you tell me What the hell happened to me."

Yu Xi cleared her throat, feeling a little disappointed: "When I started this year, I had a fortune teller, and it was said that my Yintang was black and my luck was bad, and I was definitely going to have bad luck. At that time, I kicked over the divination booth and beat the so-called "Live Hades' fortune-telling old man, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it..."

You Xinnian waited for her to be beaming with joy, but in the end, a dark cloud came over her, and an ominous premonition welled up in her heart.

Yuxi has worked in the Underworld Household Registration Management Office for 200 years. When she first joined the job, she was a newcomer to the workplace. She was very attentive in guiding the dead. .She has helped old ghosts and carried little ghosts on her back, and she never touches fish for eight hours at work. Sometimes when there is a serious accident in the world, she volunteers to work overtime when a group of ghosts reports.

Yucheng used to be so rooted and red, despised colleagues who were tortured by government agencies, and once pointed at Huangquan Road and saw prisons with knives and swore to his life. He will have a correct work attitude in this life and be a useful person to the underworld.

But 200 years have passed, and all the friends in her childhood have been doing well in the outside world, but she has not changed anything except for wrinkles at the corners of her eyes.The good young man with ideals and aspirations has also been reduced to a scorched old fried dough stick in a loose government organization.The boring and low-paying work has worn away all the sharp edges and corners of her body day after day. She arrives late and leaves early, sleeps and chats at work, and as long as she can send the new ghosts to reincarnate obediently, she doesn't bother to ask about anything else.

On a very ordinary day, Yucheng woke up late, and when he took the shuttle bus to work, he found several colleagues sitting around a girl in the household registration hall, looking earnest.The girl's back was facing her, her long ink-and-ink hair was parted on both sides and placed on her chest, revealing a delicate and fair neck. There was a tattoo on her neck, which seemed to be the English letter "l".No matter what the people around him said, she was not moved by what the people around him said, and she didn't say a word.

They didn't even meet each other, just by feeling Yuxi knew that this must be a thorn in the side.

When the colleague saw Yucheng, who was the most worried person in the department, coming, he was very happy, and hurried over to tell her about the situation.

"The deceased came early in the morning, sat still, and refused to go to the window to get the reincarnation certificate. I asked her what was going on and didn't say anything. After several hours, she just said a word."

Yucheng asked, "What did you say?"

"Just say that the wish is not fulfilled, how can it be possible to return to the human world." The colleague whispered.

Yucheng took her life and death book from her colleague, and flipped through it casually: "Oh, the one who was killed, no wonder, this kind of violent death usually has a lot of resentment, and if you don't make a fuss, you feel that your death was for nothing."

"That……"

Yu Xi patted his little colleague on the shoulder: "Little meaning, leave it to me."

Yu Cheng walked towards You Xinian, and approached her with a commercial smile: "Miss, is there anything I can do to help you?"

You Xinnian slowly turned his face to the side, there was no expression on his cold face.It looks like she is wearing light makeup, but when you think about it, how can the deceased wear light makeup?Most of the past life makeup in the world are red and green, which is very exaggerated. Those who know are the deceased, but those who don’t know think that the paper dolls were sent to the wrong place.People in the household registration office are often taken aback at night, and when they are assigned night shifts, they all cry.

This girl didn't have any makeup on, she just looked like this, even with a stinky face, Yu Cheng had to admit that the female ghost in front of her was very pretty.

"Hello. Are you in charge here?" You Xinnian patiently used polite words under a gloomy expression that might be slashing with a knife at any time.

It is estimated that it will be difficult.Yucheng sat across from her, putting on a friendly and friendly appearance, but secretly sounded the alarm in his heart.This kind of appearance, temperament, conversation... must be the thorn in the head of the thorn.