Rescue the old male god

With his consonant finger, Lu Xiaofeng is alone in the martial arts world. He has experienced countless big and small battles, and the result without exception is one word - "win".

These two fingers have resisted countless swords, guns, halberds, sticks and hidden weapons, and they have also stroked the cheeks of countless beauties and the hair of lovers.

But Lu Xiaofeng never imagined that the two fingers he was so proud of would one day pinch...

A lump of mud!

The mud was originally a ball, but when he pinched it with his two fingers, which were more than a thousand gold in strength, it instantly became two halves, and fell to the ground with a "click", mixing with the mud on the ground.

Lu Xiaofeng felt that his self-esteem was greatly challenged.

His face turned blue and white for a while, and he looked up to find the instigator, only to find that it was a little girl, only eleven or twelve years old, squatting behind a tree in the distance and staring at him, although her whole body was covered in mud. , but it looks pretty good.

One characteristic of Lu Xiaofeng is that he is always tolerant towards women, no matter if they are older women or younger women.

He always thinks that women are cute, so when he sees such a beautiful little girl at this moment, most of his anger will be dissipated. If he sees a brat, he will definitely hug her up and spank her buttocks without any explanation.

"Hey, little girl, why are you throwing mud at me?" he called.

"Hey, hey, why are you still throwing it?" Lu Xiaofeng jumped up and blocked it with his hands.It turned out that the little girl threw a big lump of mud at him again. He was caught off guard, and was hit by the mud on his chest, which actually hurt quite a bit.

"Whose child are you? Why are you so naughty!" Lu Xiaofeng used lightness kung fu to jump over several trees, landed in front of the little girl, tied her hands, and stopped her from throwing mud.However, he just discovered that the little girl was not throwing mud with her hands, there was actually a machine crossbow hidden in the grass under her feet.

"You are a child! You are naughty! Let me go!" The little girl struggled not to be caught by Lu Xiaofeng.

"I can let you go, but if you speak well, don't throw mud at me again."Lu Xiaofeng made a request.

The little girl nodded and agreed, and Lu Xiaofeng let her go as promised.

"Let me ask you, why am I being naughty?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.

"You're not naughty, why are you catching so many earthworms? I searched all over the valley, but I didn't find a single earthworm, and you dug them all up!" the little girl said angrily, with her arms crossed.

"..." Now Lu Xiaofeng gets a headache whenever he hears the word "earthworm".

He bet against Sikong Zhuixing for somersaults, and for the first time he won Sikong Zhaixing in a mess, but that bastard Sikong didn't do anything after losing the bet, he just focused on practicing somersaults, vowing to beat him Lu Xiaofeng.As a result, the second time, Sikong Zhaixing turned over 680 somersaults in an hour.

Really desperate!

In the end, he lost, and Sikong Zhaixing asked him to go to the northwest to dig earthworms. Wasn't this deliberately making things difficult for him?Where can I dig earthworms in this cold weather?

It was not easy for him to find this slightly warmer valley. He dug in the rain for ten full days before digging up 680 earthworms. Now whoever mentions earthworms, he is in a hurry!

Of course, Lu Xiaofeng would never tell the little girl in front of him such a shameful thing.

"I still want to use earthworms as medicine, but you have dug them up. What should I use?" the little girl asked aggressively.

It turned out to be like this, Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile, "It's easy!"

He jumped back to the place before, grabbed a handful of earthworms from the ground and gave them to the little girl, "There are so many, is it enough?"

The little girl stared at the bunch of earthworms, stunned for a moment, and asked, "You don't want it anymore?"

"It's all for you!" Lu Xiaofeng said proudly, it's not his anyway.

"Thank you!" The little girl turned her anger into joy in an instant, happily took the earthworms, and squatted on the ground to count them.

"You threw me with mud just because I stole your earthworms?" Lu Xiaofeng also squatted down, watching her count the earthworms with great interest.

"Not all of them." The little girl counted an earthworm and put it in the crock at her feet.

"Why is that?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.

"Because you lied."

"When did I lie?" Lu Xiaofeng wondered.

"I just heard you say that it's really not a good thing to be too handsome. Do you think you're lying?" The little girl said sincerely, word by word, "Didn't your family tell you that lying is wrong?" of."

"..." Lu Xiaofeng's face instantly turned blacker than mud.

"Uncle, you look like this, let alone you can't be considered handsome among people, even if you are among earthworms, you don't look good." The little girl picked up an earthworm and waved it in front of Lu Xiaofeng's eyes.

"Wait, what did you call me just now?" Lu Xiaofeng suddenly looked like a cat with its hair blown out.

"Uncle." The little girl repeated.

Lu Xiaofeng was so angry that he moved his face closer to the little girl, and asked unwillingly, "Look carefully, am I an uncle?"

The little girl leaned forward and grabbed his eyebrow-like, mud-stained beard and said, "My sister said that anyone with a beard should be called uncle."

"..." Lu Xiaofeng felt that his self-esteem had been greatly challenged again, "What's your name?"

"You can't tell strangers your name casually, didn't your family tell you?" The little girl pouted, holding the earthen pot, and picked up the machine crossbow from the grass, "Thank you earthworm, I'm leaving. "

With quick eyes and quick hands, Lu Xiaofeng snatched the machine crossbow from the little girl's hand and asked, "What is this?"

The little girl was anxious, and jumped to grab it, "Give it back to me quickly! Are you ashamed to snatch a child's things at an old age!"

"Where did you get this thing?" Lu Xiaofeng held the machine crossbow and looked at it for a long time. This machine crossbow had a dark appearance and a precise structure, and it was very different from ordinary machine crossbows.

Ordinary machine crossbows are used to launch crossbow arrows, and under this machine crossbow is a pointed iron stake, which can be inserted into the ground for easy fixing. Hurt people.

A spoon-shaped lever mechanism is attached to the crossbow, like an improved version of a pocket trebuchet.He finally understood that the little girl didn't throw mud at him with her hands just now, but squeezed the mud firmly into the spoon-shaped mechanism and ejected it towards him.

The crossbow is of course much more powerful than an ordinary slingshot, and its range is also much longer. That's why the little girl is so far away from him, but when he was carrying his back, he thought it was a hidden weapon cast by a hidden weapon master. With a strong wind.

"Ouch!" Lu Xiaofeng was hit by a lump of mud again, this time hitting his head.

"Eh? You can actually do light work?" Lu Xiaofeng looked at the little girl clinging to the top of the tree in surprise, her face was flushed with anger, she was clutching mud in her hand, and was ready to chop him at any time. The lightness kung fu climbed the tree, and the kung fu was actually not bad.

It's getting more and more interesting.

"Bastard, return the things to me!"

"Do you know, this thing is made by my friend, his name is Zhu Ting." Lu Xiaofeng stretched out his hand to wipe the mud off his head.

"Do you know Zhu Ting?" The little girl jumped down from the treetop, landed in front of Lu Xiaofeng, and asked suspiciously, "Is he really your friend?"

"Of course, I have known him since we were wearing crotch pants. Although he is lazier than me, he has the most skillful hands in the world and can make many strange things, such as your machine Crossbow, look here is his name 'stop'." He pointed to an inconspicuous corner, there was indeed a word "stop" there, and most people would not notice it at all.

When Lu Xiaofeng said it in such detail, the little girl's eyes widened, and she couldn't help but believe it.

"This is a toy my father gave me. He said it was made for me by his good friend. His good friend is the most skillful craftsman in the world, and his name is Zhu Ting."

"Look, your father and Zhu Ting are good friends, and Zhu Ting and I are also good friends, so your father and I are good friends, so we are also good friends, right? What's your name?"

Lu Xiaofeng's persuasiveness finally met another piece of mud sticking to her face. The little girl snatched the crossbow and hugged the jar containing the earthworms. Even with so many things in her hand, she was able to perform lightness kung fu and run very fast. Said, "My sister said that anyone who talks like you is a villain and should be beaten!"

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the figure of the little girl who quickly disappeared into the dense forest, and suddenly felt that she looked like a person.

"I'll let you see what it means to be handsome and suave in a while!" Lu Xiaofeng picked up the big red cloak, ready to go to the stream to clean himself.

"Chi la——" As soon as he took a step, he felt something was wrong. When he looked down, his red cloak was actually hung on the top of a tree. As soon as he moved, it was torn. It was painted with a bunch of messy characters, and after careful identification, it was written by the little girl, "Thank you earthworm, uncle villain".

Lu Xiaofeng's heart aches, his favorite scarlet cloak was ruined by that little girl!

And he was pulled by her beard, called uncle, and chopped up in mud!

Such a behavior like her who is easy-going and mischievous is simply a replica of Sikong Zhaixing!

Could it be the apprentice he secretly recruited, Lu Xiaofeng thought to himself.

******

"Master, I'm back!" Chen Youyu returned with a clay jar in his left hand and a machine crossbow in his right hand, with sweat dripping from the tip of his nose due to too much running.

"Yu Yu, what did you sneak out so early in the morning?" Mrs. Hui Jing asked, "The weather is so bad that I'm always worried."

"I went out to find medicine for you. Here, look, there are so many!" Chen Youyu opened the clay jar and showed Mrs. Hui Jing the earthworms inside, "I also met a villain who wanted to ask my name in a roundabout way." , but I have taught him a lesson."

"Bad guy?"

"Well, but it's not too bad, these earthworms were given to me by him."

"Yu Yu, sometimes I don't know whether I should continue to imprison you here. You grew up in the valley, and you don't know much about the ways of the world outside. It is inevitable that you will be extreme in dealing with people. Once you leave here in the future, I am afraid of life here. Narrow your horizons."

"No, my wife is doing it for my own good, I know it." Chen Youyu replied with a smile, "Master, I'm going to research medicine for you."

Master Hui Jing nodded with a smile, and didn't say any more. She always believed that a person with a root of wisdom can just give a little advice.

Chen Youyu returned to the stove, spread out the earthworms in the mud jar one by one, baked them in the fire and air-dried them, ground them finely into powder, mixed them with the prepared traditional Chinese medicine, divided them into fifteen portions, wrapped them carefully with paper and rope, and looked Concentrated and conscientious, her movements are skillful and agile, as if she has done it thousands of times, making it hard to imagine that she is just an eleven or two-year-old child.

When everything was done, it was already an hour, and Mrs. Hui Jing asked her to prepare dinner together.

After dinner, she returned to the room, lit the candles, carefully closed the doors and windows, leaned on the table, and began to write letters by the light of the big candles. After writing, she put them in envelopes and started to pack her luggage.

In the middle of the night, Mrs. Huijing had already gone to bed. Chen Youyu was carrying a burden on his back, with a dagger tied around his waist, and quietly pushed open the door. Facing Mrs. Huijing's room, he clasped his hands together and bowed a few times, with a guilty expression on his face. Then he trotted a few steps towards the courtyard wall and jumped lightly, and flew over the wall like a swallow without making any sound.

Performing lightness kung fu and running to the mountains in one breath, Chen Youyu finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it would be a sin to make Master Hui Jing worry too much, but she was more worried about the safety of her sister and father.

During the day, the villainous uncle she met and the Lingchuan medicine house mentioned by another man was her home. It seemed that her sister had also had an accident, and she had to rush to help.

"I've prepared fifteen sets of medicine for my wife and left a letter, so it should work." She mumbled and rushed towards the entrance of the valley, her figure was slender and thin, but her eyes were brighter than the stars in the night sky .

The night wind was cool, and the leaves rustled as it blew across the trees. In the darkness, a few blue figures passed by quietly.

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