Rescue the old male god
Chapter 36
On the top of the willow branches on the moon, everything gradually became quiet.
Most of the guests staying at Yunlai Inn had already had dinner in the lobby on the first floor at this time, and returned to their rooms one after another.
In the quiet corridor, a tiger cat tiptoed past, found a corner at random, curled up in a ball and took a nap.
"Damn it, even the cat is asleep, I haven't even eaten, and I still have to work!" The waiter Xu Dabao cursed and came upstairs carrying a bucket.
At night, there were many guests who wanted to take a bath, so he kept boiling and pouring water, and he didn't even have time to eat dinner.
After finally filling all the bathtubs in the guest's room with water, he was already dizzy from hunger, and his calves were spinning when he walked.
"Hey, who the hell knocked off the door plate?" Xu Bao bent down, picked up two wooden signs on the ground with "Tianzi No. [-]" and "Tianzi No. [-]", and squinted his eyes to distinguish them. The lighting is really a bit dim.
"It must be some brat who did it again. You're in a mess. I caught you and I won't beat you up!" He quickly put the door plate back up, rolled up his sleeves, wiped his nose, and went downstairs to eat.
I hope it will be a peaceful night, Lu Xiaofeng thought to himself.
The steam in the bathtub makes people want to jump in and enjoy it immediately.
This was originally an insignificant matter, but now Lu Xiaofeng felt very satisfied.He couldn't help smiling wryly, wondering if he didn't have any money, God knows how he ended up living in the current life of being forced to jump into the fire pit all day long.
He untied his belt, took off his outer shirt, inner jacket, and trousers one by one, supported the bathtub, and stepped on the pedals, preparing to enjoy this rare moment of peace.
Then, the door opened.
******
After eating, Chen Youyu heard that there was someone selling candied haws outside the inn, so she told her sister that she was going to buy some candied haws, but just as she finished buying candied haws, another peddler came from the corner of the street, selling candied fried chestnuts along the street, she quickly He swallowed the candied haws without hesitation, threw the bamboo sticks, and resolutely threw himself into the embrace of fried chestnuts.
Satisfied, she held a large bag of fried chestnuts in sugar, and walked slowly back to the inn, eating as she walked, her cheeks puffed up like a chipmunk, but when she went upstairs, she was dumbfounded, these rooms all look the same ?
She looked over one by one, and finally stood in front of the "Tianzi No. [-]" room, it should be here, she thought.
Then she pushed open the door without hesitation.
The scenery inside the house is unique.
The hot steam, and the naked Lu Xiaofeng.
"Uncle...you..." Chen Youyu was stunned, even the chestnuts fell out of his mouth.
With a "plop", Lu Xiaofeng jumped into the bathtub screaming as if someone had stabbed his ass with a needle, "Why didn't you knock on the door before you entered!!!!!!!"
Chen Youyu continued to be stupid, and choked out a sentence for a while, "Whoever enters your room and knocks on the door, isn't that stupid?"
Then she suddenly came to her senses, she was so angry that she raised her hand and threw all the remaining chestnuts at Lu Xiaofeng, "Uncle! Why are you stripping naked in my room?!"
Someone who had chestnuts thrown all over his face flushed with anger, "What is your room, this is my room!"
"This is room No. [-] of Tianzi!" Chen Youyu shouted.
"This is Tianzi No. [-] room!" Lu Xiaofeng retorted.
Chen Youyu ran out, took the house number and pasted it on his face, "Look clearly, what do these four words read?!"
"Tianzi three..." This is hell!right!Lu Xiaofeng was roaring in his heart!
If Sikong Zhaixing was present, he would definitely say that Lu Xiaofeng's current appearance is like a pot of stewed chicken soup with chestnuts, or Sichuan spicy red soup...
"How can you be such a hooligan! I'm going to tell my sister!" Chen Youyu yelled.
"Hey, hey, little aunt, don't go!" In a hurry, Lu Xiaofeng stuck out of the tub recklessly, grabbed Chen Youyu, and prevented her from going out.
Chen Youyu kept yelling, and he had no choice but to cover her mouth.
Chen Youyu scratched around with his hands, but he kept saying "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......"
"Hush—" Lu Xiaofeng thought in his heart that he had done something wrong. In the past, beauties would come to his door to let him see the bathing pictures, but this time he was actually taken a look by this young girl. Anyway, he, Lu Xiaofeng, is also a suave and suave girl killer. He didn't do anything, and he turned into a hooligan after honestly taking a bath in his own room. He is wronged!
But he has no time to find out why the room is wrong, the most urgent thing is to never let her sister know!That woman seemed to have a very bad temper, except when facing Huamanlou!
"Hmph, people say that Lu Xiaofeng is very flirtatious, but looking at it now, he is a complete bastard!"
"You're a bastard, your whole family—" Lu Xiaofeng was so angry that he replied casually, only to realize something was wrong.
Who is speaking?
"Even the little girl is not spared, she is a scum!"
Two cool female voices appeared at the door of the room, followed by four women with beautiful faces and graceful figures.
It's just that their eyes were all staring at Lu Xiaofeng fiercely, as if they wanted to chop him alive.
My life is over!
Lu Xiaofeng let go of Chen Youyu dejectedly, sat back in the tub, and simply broke the jar.
Chen Youyu looked at the four women at the door, feeling very strange in his heart, and asked, "Who are you?"
"Little sister, don't worry, we are here to help you get rid of this hooligan." Said the tallest of the four women, with slender phoenix eyes.
The quietest-looking girl next to her, without saying a word, drew out a pair of short swords from her waist, shook the blade with a "swish", and put it on Lu Xiaofeng's neck.
The water vapor was still hot, but the coldness of the sword energy still made Lu Xiaofeng involuntarily get goose bumps all over his body.
"You'd better keep quiet. Although my fourth younger sister looks quiet, she has always killed people without blinking an eye." The tall slender woman said.
"Emei Sixiu, Shi Xiuyun, has been famous for a long time." Lu Xiaofeng still had a playful smile on his face, "Ma Xiuzhen, Sun Xiuqing, Ye Xiuzhu, all of them are indeed..."
Compared to being hacked to death by Chen Yuanyuan and Hua Manlou for molesting his own sister, it would be better to be hacked to death by them. Anyway, it can be regarded as death under the peony flower, and being a ghost is also romantic!
"What are they?" Ye Xiuzhu raised her brows upside down.
"It's all 'fifty steps laughing at a hundred steps'!" Lu Xiaofeng said.
"Why are we 'laughing at fifty steps'?" Sun Xiuqing asked.
"Say I'm a hooligan. Didn't the four girls barge in and stare at me?" Lu Xiaofeng said lazily. In the mist, his eyebrows and eyes had an indescribable charm, " I haven't heard of any lady who looks at a naked man unabashedly."
Chen Youyu scratched Lu Xiaofeng's bare/naked upper body to the left and to the right, with red marks all over it, looking extremely ambiguous.
The four of them blushed suddenly, and they drew their swords in unison to kill Lu Xiaofeng.
Now Lu Xiaofeng just wanted to get out of this unlucky bathtub, put on his clothes before talking, his skin was almost wrinkled, so he didn't show any courtesy to them, and said bluntly, "You can't kill me, talk quickly explain."
Ma Xiuzhen said coldly, "Did Ximen Chuuxue kill my brother Su Shaoying?"
Lu Xiaofeng said, "Since you already know, why do you need to ask me?"
"What about others?" Sun Xiuqing asked.
"I'm also looking for him." It's not bad to die in the hands of the sword god.
"Be honest!" The dagger in Shi Xiuyun's hand pressed harder.
"..."
After some fruitless conversations, Lu Xiaofeng learned that Emei Sixiu actually came to invite him.
"The four of us are specially ordered by our family teacher to come here to invite Mr. Lu to gather at noon tomorrow. I wonder if Mr. Lu will honor you?"
Emei Sixiu's words were respectful, but the five swords still pointed at Lu Xiaofeng.
"The sword is already on my neck, how can I not go?" Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly, "It's just that even if I really grow wings, I definitely can't fly to Emei before noon tomorrow."
"You don't need to rush to Emei, my master is already waiting for you in Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion."
******
After Emei Sixiu finished delivering the message, she came out of the room. The courtyard of the inn was quiet, with the shadows of trees whirling.
The moonlight is not bad tonight, which is more suitable for Yuanjia Road.
A figure in white clothes stood like a sculpture from time immemorial, and the strangely shaped long sword with a black sheath on his back exuded a deadly cold air just like his whole body.
"Ximen Chuuxue!" Ma Xiuzhen cried out.
Ximen Chuuxue did not deny it.
"You killed my senior brother Su Shaoying, and I want your blood to pay for it now!" Shi Xiuyun's eyes were reddened, and with a "huo" sound, she flashed her long sword and pointed it at Ximen Chuuxue's throat.
Ximen Chuuxue's eyes suddenly brightened terribly, "I didn't kill women, but women shouldn't practice swords, and those who practice swords are not women."
"Fart!" Shi Xiuyun was furious, the light of the sword in his hand flickered like a silver dragon roaring, and he rushed towards Ximen Chuixue together with the sword.
Her pair of short swords originated from the "sword weapon" danced by Aunt Gongsun in Tang Dynasty.
Ximen Chuuxue raised his arm, but in a flash, the crow's sheath was already in his hand, and his hand that was holding the sword trembled slightly.
Suddenly someone in the courtyard whispered, "Wait!"
Shi Xiuyun only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and when he saw clearly again, the two swords in his hands had been pinched by a young gentleman with two fingers, unable to move.
"I didn't expect Ximen Chuuxue to have a helper!" Shi Xiuyun blushed angrily.
"I never need a helper!" Ximen Chuuxue said, and suddenly he disappeared without a trace like the wind.
The towering tree behind Shi Xiuyun split in two instantly after he disappeared, and fell towards her with a bang.
I saw the young man swinging his sleeves, protecting her behind with one hand, and lightly flicking and supporting the big tree with the other, and the big tree was miraculously placed on the ground smoothly by him.
"You... saved me?" Shi Xiuyun said blankly.
The man in front of him still had a gentle smile on his face, which was indescribably reassuring.
"It's all right now." The man smiled, "I'm not Ximen Chuuxue's helper, I never help anyone kill someone."
Shi Xiuyun's cheeks were flushed suddenly, she lowered her head, showing the typical shyness of a young girl, "Thank you, my lord, do you dare to ask me about Gao's name?"
"The building is full of flowers."
"Hua Man Lou? Such a beautiful name, I will remember you." Shi Xiuyun said, and she repeated, "I will always remember you, and I hope we can meet again in the future."
"Okay, I will remember the girl's voice when we meet again." Hua Manlou said.
"Why do you only remember my voice?" Shi Xiuyun frowned.
"Because I'm blind." Hua Manlou said flatly.
Shi Xiuyun was stunned, such a beautiful person is actually blind.
She was silent for a while, as if she had made up her mind, she whispered, "I hope that when we meet again in the future, you will not only remember my voice, but also my face."
After that, she held Hua Manlou's hand and wanted to put his hand on her face, "Touch my face, and you will remember my appearance."
"Seventh brother, you chat slowly, I'll go back first." Behind the two of them, a woman had been watching them silently, and after saying this, she quickly stepped into the inn building without looking back.
Hua Manlou's hand suddenly froze, and he retracted like an electric shock, and said to Shi Xiuyun, "Miss, I also bid farewell."
"Hey, why are you leaving in such a hurry?" Shi Xiuyun asked anxiously, "Are you going after that girl?"
Hua Manlou nodded.
Shi Xiuyun bit her lip and said, "What's your relationship...?"
Hua Manlou thought for a while, then smiled lightly, "Thanks to the relationship between heaven and earth."
The author has something to say: I wrote it at 12 o'clock last night, so I posted it this morning, and there will be more tonight.
Most of the guests staying at Yunlai Inn had already had dinner in the lobby on the first floor at this time, and returned to their rooms one after another.
In the quiet corridor, a tiger cat tiptoed past, found a corner at random, curled up in a ball and took a nap.
"Damn it, even the cat is asleep, I haven't even eaten, and I still have to work!" The waiter Xu Dabao cursed and came upstairs carrying a bucket.
At night, there were many guests who wanted to take a bath, so he kept boiling and pouring water, and he didn't even have time to eat dinner.
After finally filling all the bathtubs in the guest's room with water, he was already dizzy from hunger, and his calves were spinning when he walked.
"Hey, who the hell knocked off the door plate?" Xu Bao bent down, picked up two wooden signs on the ground with "Tianzi No. [-]" and "Tianzi No. [-]", and squinted his eyes to distinguish them. The lighting is really a bit dim.
"It must be some brat who did it again. You're in a mess. I caught you and I won't beat you up!" He quickly put the door plate back up, rolled up his sleeves, wiped his nose, and went downstairs to eat.
I hope it will be a peaceful night, Lu Xiaofeng thought to himself.
The steam in the bathtub makes people want to jump in and enjoy it immediately.
This was originally an insignificant matter, but now Lu Xiaofeng felt very satisfied.He couldn't help smiling wryly, wondering if he didn't have any money, God knows how he ended up living in the current life of being forced to jump into the fire pit all day long.
He untied his belt, took off his outer shirt, inner jacket, and trousers one by one, supported the bathtub, and stepped on the pedals, preparing to enjoy this rare moment of peace.
Then, the door opened.
******
After eating, Chen Youyu heard that there was someone selling candied haws outside the inn, so she told her sister that she was going to buy some candied haws, but just as she finished buying candied haws, another peddler came from the corner of the street, selling candied fried chestnuts along the street, she quickly He swallowed the candied haws without hesitation, threw the bamboo sticks, and resolutely threw himself into the embrace of fried chestnuts.
Satisfied, she held a large bag of fried chestnuts in sugar, and walked slowly back to the inn, eating as she walked, her cheeks puffed up like a chipmunk, but when she went upstairs, she was dumbfounded, these rooms all look the same ?
She looked over one by one, and finally stood in front of the "Tianzi No. [-]" room, it should be here, she thought.
Then she pushed open the door without hesitation.
The scenery inside the house is unique.
The hot steam, and the naked Lu Xiaofeng.
"Uncle...you..." Chen Youyu was stunned, even the chestnuts fell out of his mouth.
With a "plop", Lu Xiaofeng jumped into the bathtub screaming as if someone had stabbed his ass with a needle, "Why didn't you knock on the door before you entered!!!!!!!"
Chen Youyu continued to be stupid, and choked out a sentence for a while, "Whoever enters your room and knocks on the door, isn't that stupid?"
Then she suddenly came to her senses, she was so angry that she raised her hand and threw all the remaining chestnuts at Lu Xiaofeng, "Uncle! Why are you stripping naked in my room?!"
Someone who had chestnuts thrown all over his face flushed with anger, "What is your room, this is my room!"
"This is room No. [-] of Tianzi!" Chen Youyu shouted.
"This is Tianzi No. [-] room!" Lu Xiaofeng retorted.
Chen Youyu ran out, took the house number and pasted it on his face, "Look clearly, what do these four words read?!"
"Tianzi three..." This is hell!right!Lu Xiaofeng was roaring in his heart!
If Sikong Zhaixing was present, he would definitely say that Lu Xiaofeng's current appearance is like a pot of stewed chicken soup with chestnuts, or Sichuan spicy red soup...
"How can you be such a hooligan! I'm going to tell my sister!" Chen Youyu yelled.
"Hey, hey, little aunt, don't go!" In a hurry, Lu Xiaofeng stuck out of the tub recklessly, grabbed Chen Youyu, and prevented her from going out.
Chen Youyu kept yelling, and he had no choice but to cover her mouth.
Chen Youyu scratched around with his hands, but he kept saying "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......"
"Hush—" Lu Xiaofeng thought in his heart that he had done something wrong. In the past, beauties would come to his door to let him see the bathing pictures, but this time he was actually taken a look by this young girl. Anyway, he, Lu Xiaofeng, is also a suave and suave girl killer. He didn't do anything, and he turned into a hooligan after honestly taking a bath in his own room. He is wronged!
But he has no time to find out why the room is wrong, the most urgent thing is to never let her sister know!That woman seemed to have a very bad temper, except when facing Huamanlou!
"Hmph, people say that Lu Xiaofeng is very flirtatious, but looking at it now, he is a complete bastard!"
"You're a bastard, your whole family—" Lu Xiaofeng was so angry that he replied casually, only to realize something was wrong.
Who is speaking?
"Even the little girl is not spared, she is a scum!"
Two cool female voices appeared at the door of the room, followed by four women with beautiful faces and graceful figures.
It's just that their eyes were all staring at Lu Xiaofeng fiercely, as if they wanted to chop him alive.
My life is over!
Lu Xiaofeng let go of Chen Youyu dejectedly, sat back in the tub, and simply broke the jar.
Chen Youyu looked at the four women at the door, feeling very strange in his heart, and asked, "Who are you?"
"Little sister, don't worry, we are here to help you get rid of this hooligan." Said the tallest of the four women, with slender phoenix eyes.
The quietest-looking girl next to her, without saying a word, drew out a pair of short swords from her waist, shook the blade with a "swish", and put it on Lu Xiaofeng's neck.
The water vapor was still hot, but the coldness of the sword energy still made Lu Xiaofeng involuntarily get goose bumps all over his body.
"You'd better keep quiet. Although my fourth younger sister looks quiet, she has always killed people without blinking an eye." The tall slender woman said.
"Emei Sixiu, Shi Xiuyun, has been famous for a long time." Lu Xiaofeng still had a playful smile on his face, "Ma Xiuzhen, Sun Xiuqing, Ye Xiuzhu, all of them are indeed..."
Compared to being hacked to death by Chen Yuanyuan and Hua Manlou for molesting his own sister, it would be better to be hacked to death by them. Anyway, it can be regarded as death under the peony flower, and being a ghost is also romantic!
"What are they?" Ye Xiuzhu raised her brows upside down.
"It's all 'fifty steps laughing at a hundred steps'!" Lu Xiaofeng said.
"Why are we 'laughing at fifty steps'?" Sun Xiuqing asked.
"Say I'm a hooligan. Didn't the four girls barge in and stare at me?" Lu Xiaofeng said lazily. In the mist, his eyebrows and eyes had an indescribable charm, " I haven't heard of any lady who looks at a naked man unabashedly."
Chen Youyu scratched Lu Xiaofeng's bare/naked upper body to the left and to the right, with red marks all over it, looking extremely ambiguous.
The four of them blushed suddenly, and they drew their swords in unison to kill Lu Xiaofeng.
Now Lu Xiaofeng just wanted to get out of this unlucky bathtub, put on his clothes before talking, his skin was almost wrinkled, so he didn't show any courtesy to them, and said bluntly, "You can't kill me, talk quickly explain."
Ma Xiuzhen said coldly, "Did Ximen Chuuxue kill my brother Su Shaoying?"
Lu Xiaofeng said, "Since you already know, why do you need to ask me?"
"What about others?" Sun Xiuqing asked.
"I'm also looking for him." It's not bad to die in the hands of the sword god.
"Be honest!" The dagger in Shi Xiuyun's hand pressed harder.
"..."
After some fruitless conversations, Lu Xiaofeng learned that Emei Sixiu actually came to invite him.
"The four of us are specially ordered by our family teacher to come here to invite Mr. Lu to gather at noon tomorrow. I wonder if Mr. Lu will honor you?"
Emei Sixiu's words were respectful, but the five swords still pointed at Lu Xiaofeng.
"The sword is already on my neck, how can I not go?" Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly, "It's just that even if I really grow wings, I definitely can't fly to Emei before noon tomorrow."
"You don't need to rush to Emei, my master is already waiting for you in Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion."
******
After Emei Sixiu finished delivering the message, she came out of the room. The courtyard of the inn was quiet, with the shadows of trees whirling.
The moonlight is not bad tonight, which is more suitable for Yuanjia Road.
A figure in white clothes stood like a sculpture from time immemorial, and the strangely shaped long sword with a black sheath on his back exuded a deadly cold air just like his whole body.
"Ximen Chuuxue!" Ma Xiuzhen cried out.
Ximen Chuuxue did not deny it.
"You killed my senior brother Su Shaoying, and I want your blood to pay for it now!" Shi Xiuyun's eyes were reddened, and with a "huo" sound, she flashed her long sword and pointed it at Ximen Chuuxue's throat.
Ximen Chuuxue's eyes suddenly brightened terribly, "I didn't kill women, but women shouldn't practice swords, and those who practice swords are not women."
"Fart!" Shi Xiuyun was furious, the light of the sword in his hand flickered like a silver dragon roaring, and he rushed towards Ximen Chuixue together with the sword.
Her pair of short swords originated from the "sword weapon" danced by Aunt Gongsun in Tang Dynasty.
Ximen Chuuxue raised his arm, but in a flash, the crow's sheath was already in his hand, and his hand that was holding the sword trembled slightly.
Suddenly someone in the courtyard whispered, "Wait!"
Shi Xiuyun only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and when he saw clearly again, the two swords in his hands had been pinched by a young gentleman with two fingers, unable to move.
"I didn't expect Ximen Chuuxue to have a helper!" Shi Xiuyun blushed angrily.
"I never need a helper!" Ximen Chuuxue said, and suddenly he disappeared without a trace like the wind.
The towering tree behind Shi Xiuyun split in two instantly after he disappeared, and fell towards her with a bang.
I saw the young man swinging his sleeves, protecting her behind with one hand, and lightly flicking and supporting the big tree with the other, and the big tree was miraculously placed on the ground smoothly by him.
"You... saved me?" Shi Xiuyun said blankly.
The man in front of him still had a gentle smile on his face, which was indescribably reassuring.
"It's all right now." The man smiled, "I'm not Ximen Chuuxue's helper, I never help anyone kill someone."
Shi Xiuyun's cheeks were flushed suddenly, she lowered her head, showing the typical shyness of a young girl, "Thank you, my lord, do you dare to ask me about Gao's name?"
"The building is full of flowers."
"Hua Man Lou? Such a beautiful name, I will remember you." Shi Xiuyun said, and she repeated, "I will always remember you, and I hope we can meet again in the future."
"Okay, I will remember the girl's voice when we meet again." Hua Manlou said.
"Why do you only remember my voice?" Shi Xiuyun frowned.
"Because I'm blind." Hua Manlou said flatly.
Shi Xiuyun was stunned, such a beautiful person is actually blind.
She was silent for a while, as if she had made up her mind, she whispered, "I hope that when we meet again in the future, you will not only remember my voice, but also my face."
After that, she held Hua Manlou's hand and wanted to put his hand on her face, "Touch my face, and you will remember my appearance."
"Seventh brother, you chat slowly, I'll go back first." Behind the two of them, a woman had been watching them silently, and after saying this, she quickly stepped into the inn building without looking back.
Hua Manlou's hand suddenly froze, and he retracted like an electric shock, and said to Shi Xiuyun, "Miss, I also bid farewell."
"Hey, why are you leaving in such a hurry?" Shi Xiuyun asked anxiously, "Are you going after that girl?"
Hua Manlou nodded.
Shi Xiuyun bit her lip and said, "What's your relationship...?"
Hua Manlou thought for a while, then smiled lightly, "Thanks to the relationship between heaven and earth."
The author has something to say: I wrote it at 12 o'clock last night, so I posted it this morning, and there will be more tonight.
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