Rescue the old male god

"Sikong Zhaixing?" Lu Xiaofeng suddenly asked in surprise.

Chen Yuanyuan turned to look at Lu Xiaofeng, wondering, "What? He is Sikong Zhaixing?"

I saw Zhao Mazi scratching his face while jumping his feet, he was very emotional, "Oh, I saved you in the medicine house anyway, you girl will repay your kindness with revenge!"

Why is this medicine powder so powerful, it tickles him to death!

When he spoke, he had already changed into a younger voice, which was completely different from the vicissitudes of life when he invited them into the store just now.

When Hua Manlou heard his voice, he suppressed a smile and said, "Consummation, he is indeed Sikong Zhaixing."

Even if Chen Yuanyuan didn't believe Lu Xiaofeng's eyes, she would never disbelieve Hua Manlou's ears, so when Hua Manlou said this, Chen Yuanyuan felt very embarrassed. Said, "I'm really sorry, I thought you were an ambush in Tsing Yi Lou."

She immediately picked up the teapot, lifted the lid and poured it at Sikong Zaixing.

"Hey! Why are you throwing me?!"

Although Sikong Zhaixing's face was extremely itchy, he still lived up to his reputation as the world's number one qinggong master, and his reaction was extremely quick. He jumped back in an instant, and at the same time took off Zhao Mazi's dirty apron, shook it vigorously, and poured out the tea. They all fell on Chen Yuan's body, and Chen Youyu, who was sitting next to Chen Yuan, was not spared and was splashed with water.

"Oh!" Chen Youyu wailed with a mournful face.

Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou were obviously stunned by this sudden scene.

Chen Yuanyuan was soaked in water before he realized it, and quickly said, "Oh, sorry, it's all my fault for being too impatient. The antidote for your Chinese medicine powder is tea. I just want to help you detoxify quickly, but unfortunately hands are faster than mouth One step, please forgive me."

Sikong Zaixing was taken aback when he heard the words, then ran to another table to pick up the teapot, poured out tea and began to wash his face.

"Why doesn't it work..." Sikong Zhaixing was extremely irritable, still itchy.

Chen Yuanyuan quickly ran to his side, picked up the teapot, and explained, "Tea detoxification also requires the right force, so you still have to splash it, offended."

wow...

"..." Another village was completely silent.

"Your... detoxification method... is very...very strong..." The mask on Sikong Zhaixing's face has been scratched, and his whole face is flushed. In the dark——in the end, Chen Yuanyuan splashed water on his face.

But luckily it doesn't itch anymore.

Chen Yuanyuan said blushingly, "I'm sorry, this is the medicine powder I prepared when I was young. I was young and ignorant at that time, and I only wanted to play pranks, so the detoxification method is naturally... a bit unusual, but I didn't expect that one day I'm so sorry for using it on you..."

Sikong Zhaixing was about to cry, a feeling of snow falling in June spontaneously arose.

"Ah!" At this time, a cold wind blew outside the store, and he sneezed earth-shatteringly, drooping his brows and eyes, like a rabbit in the water.

Hua Manlou suddenly said, "Consummation, surplus, did you also have tea splashed on you, go to the car and change your clothes, be careful of catching the wind and cold."

"..." Sikong Zaixing felt that he could no longer play happily with Huamanlou, he was the one who sneezed, but who did Huamanlou care about?

This guy who forgets his friends when he sees sex!

******

Chen Yuanyuan and Chen Youyu went to change clothes in the carriage. Shangguan Danfeng thoughtfully asked if she could help her. Although neither of the Chen sisters liked her very much, they did not refuse.

Taking advantage of the time when the girls went out, Sikong Zhaixing wiped his face dry, and quickly put on another mask in front of Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou.Although Lu Xiaofeng knew what he looked like, Huamanlou couldn't see him, but as a thief, it's better not to let outsiders see his true appearance.

He didn't care about Zhao Mazi's shop where there were water stains everywhere because of what happened just now, he sat fiercely opposite Huamanlou and began to question his teacher, "I said Huamanlou, Huamanlou, you married Daughter-in-law can't forget old friends, now that you're like this, if you have a baby in the future, won't you just ignore me?!"

Hua Manlou stroked the teacup and said calmly, "Of course not."

Sikong Zhaixing felt a little relieved just now, only to hear Hua Manlou say again, "Because of Consummation, she is not my wife yet."

Sikong Zhaixing said in surprise, "Eh? Why not?"

Hua Manlou asked back, "Where did you get this news?"

Sikong Zhaixing pointed at Lu Xiaofeng exaggeratedly, and said, "From him."

Lu Xiaofeng hastily shouted for grievances, "I didn't!"

"Don't try to deny it, it's written in the letter you sent to me!" Sikong Zhaoxing took out a small scroll from his arms, unfolded it and confronted it in front of Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Why do you still keep this note, people think you are in love with me without knowing it."

"My taste is not as bad as those women's! Don't interrupt, look, isn't it written by you yourself that Huamanlou marries a daughter-in-law? The evidence is solid!" Sikong Zaixing said.

Lu Xiaofeng brought it over and looked at it, crying, the quality of this bamboo tube is too bad, it is not waterproof after all, it seems that next time I have to buy it from another store.

"Look clearly, there was half a sentence after this, saying that all of this was a misunderstanding, they were just sworn brothers and sisters, but the second half of the sentence was messed up." Lu Xiaofeng pointed to the blurred writing on the note and couldn't help thinking of Chen Youyu misunderstood him as "very soft" because he missed a word. Are she and Sikong Zaixing long-lost siblings? !

"..." Sikong Zhaixing was very speechless, but he was usually unwilling to admit his mistakes, so he changed the topic and said, "But didn't Huamanlou just say 'Chen Yuanyuan is not his wife yet', What is 'not yet'?"

"That means it will be in the future." Lu Xiaofeng teased while drinking tea.

After that, he and Sikong Zhaixing laughed ghostly together.

Unexpectedly, when Hua Manlou heard this, he did not refute, but calmly replied, "That's right."

"Pfft——" Lu Xiaofeng spit out all the tea, choking him to tears, patted Sikong Jiexing's shoulder with one hand, pointed at Hua Manlou with the other and said, "It's not easy, it's not easy, this kid, I know After so many years, I finally heard him say something that a man should say!"

Sikong Zhaixing is a clever thief, but also a lovely friend. Hearing that Huamanlou confessed his feelings so generously, he put all the matter of him forgetting his friends when he saw sex, and almost hugged and cried with Lu Xiaofeng up.

He excitedly said, "I didn't expect, I didn't expect, that Chen Yuanyuan has such a great ability to turn Huamanlou into a mortal!"

Hua Manlou said, "I'm a mortal, and I'm not too young."

Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zhaixing looked at each other, and asked in unison, "Are you serious?"

Hua Manlou nodded, and said frankly, "I've never been so serious before."

Before the words were finished, Chen Yuanyuan, Chen Youyu and Shangguan Danfeng had already stepped into the threshold.

"Why have you never been so serious?" Chen Yuanyuan asked.

"Hua Manlou said just now that he wants to marry..." Lu Xiaofeng smirked, and in the middle of speaking, Hua Manlou kicked the chair from under the table.

"What to take?" Chen Yuanyuan looked at Lu Xiaofeng, who was instantly shorter, with a puzzled expression on his face.

Huaman walked down the corridor, "Oh, I want to get some water to wash my face, I'm a little tired."

Chen Yuanyuan responded immediately, "Seventh Brother, sit down, and I'll bring it for you."

Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zaixing, two bachelors, watched Chen Yuanyuan busily taking care of Huamanlou, with sour expressions on their faces; while Chen Youyu was so happy to see his sister and brother-in-law get along so well. only Shangguan Danfeng's face was cloudy and uncertain, with a strange expression.

"May I ask who is this Master Sikong..." Shangguan Danfeng asked, trying to regain some sense of existence.

"Oh, this one is a thief." Lu Xiaofeng introduced.

Sikong Zhaixing protested, "Who says I'm a thief, I'm a big thief! The king of thieves who stole all the invincible hands in the world is mere mere." After finishing speaking, he looked proud.

"I have long admired...the great name..." Shangguan Danfeng's three views were probably refreshed again, as if she had never seen a thief who felt so honored about stealing things.

"Also," Sikong Zhaixing hurriedly added, "I made a somersault bet with Lu Xiaofeng, and in the end I won. I made 680 somersaults in one hour, and he lost, so I caught him within ten days. 680 earthworms!"

"It turns out that uncle caught earthworms because you lost a bet. No wonder you were in such a mess that day in the valley like a big earthworm... woo woo woo..."

Lu Xiaofeng quickly covered her mouth to prevent her from revealing all the embarrassing things to him.

Chen Youyu broke free from him, blinking her big watery eyes, and now she looked at Sikong Zhaixing completely differently, she couldn't help leaning closer to Sikong Zhaixing, and asked, "Master, you are really good, you can do 680 somersaults in an hour, how can you do that?" How good is Qinggong, can you teach me?"

"Master?!" Sikong Zhaoxing was shocked.

Lu Xiaofeng sneered from the side, and now he felt a little more balanced.

"Isn't it uncle?" Chen Youyu stared at his easy-going face and said, "It seems younger to be called uncle, isn't it sister?"

"Cough, you can just call him Mr. Sikong." Chen Yuanyuan was too embarrassed, so he changed the topic, "Mr. Sikong, why are you here?"

"Yes, when did you arrive in Guanzhong?" Lu Xiaofeng only remembered to ask this matter.

"Just two days ago." Sikong Zhaixing said.

"What are you doing here?" Hua Manlou asked.

"I'll wait for you!" Sikong Zhaixingyi's expressionless face was expressionless, but his eyes were extremely bright.

Lu Xiaofeng narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at Sikong Zaixing, "What are you going to steal again, brat?"

Sikong Zhaixing chuckled, "Guess, I'll tell you if you guess right!"

"If you don't dare to say it, I won't force you. I don't think what you stole is anything special." Lu Xiaofeng looked uninterested.

As a thief with a strong self-esteem, Sikong Zaixing can't stand others ignoring him, so Lu Xiaofeng tried this trick time and again, so Sikong Zaixing immediately said, "If you don't dare to say anything, I'll steal Shangguan Pill phoenix!"

Shangguan Danfeng opened his eyes wide, "What?!"