Is it so unlucky to wear a book [Part 1]

The sky is bright and the air is clear, the wind and the sun are beautiful.In the quiet town, the bustling hawkers gradually began to sound, and in an unobtrusive corner of the town, a person curled up in the shape of a shrimp.The man seemed to be having a nightmare, his brows were furrowed, his lips were slightly pursed, and his pouty bun face was slightly deformed.

After a long time, as if he finally couldn't bear it, the man opened his eyes and sat up, pointing at the sky and cursing: "X, upstairs, can you be a little bit civic-minded, why are you making so much noise on weekends that you won't be able to sleep!! !” Naturally, as usual, no one responded to him.However, this roar made the passers-by on the street stop and look towards the place where the sound came from. Some even poked their necks to look in if they couldn't see it from a distance.

And all this fell into the eyes of Wang Xiaobao who just woke up and was very angry.

"Go and go, what to see, what's interesting." Wang Xiaobao stared at those people viciously and said.

Those people saw that they couldn't see any tricks, and it was all this person's soliloquy, and they felt bored and dispersed.When those people were almost gone, Wang Xiaobao slowly felt that there was something wrong...why were the clothes those people were wearing worn by ancient people?And didn't I sleep on my own bed? This is... Wang Xiaobao, who looked up and saw the blue sky, made sure it wasn't the roof of his own house, pinched his tiger's mouth vigorously.

"Hiss --------------" Wang Xiaobao didn't confirm that this was not a dream until he pinched out a red stunned nail mark and was so painful that half of his tears fell from his eyes.

Could it be that I... crossed over?As soon as this idea popped out of his mind, Wang Xiaobao immediately shook his head vigorously.

No!Can!can!

Yesterday I drank a glass of milk and went to bed early at ten o'clock. First, I didn't open any strange web pages, second, I didn't fall into a life-and-death crisis, and third, I didn't step on any banana peels. How could I wear them as soon as I woke up! ! !Is it wrong for me to have a rare routine of work and rest?

Although he was anesthetized like this, the scene in front of him dragged Wang Xiaobao back to reality again ------------ Yes, even if he wore it, he could wear it even after sleeping peacefully.Wang Xiaobao wanted to hug his head and roar towards the sky: God, the earth, isn't there a safe place not to cross these days? ! ! !

With the last bit of ostrich mentality in his arms, Wang Xiaobao closed his eyes and prepared to lie down. What if all this was a dream and he could go back after waking up?

Suddenly, a whoosh sound of breaking wind hit him, and before he had time to think about it, his forehead began to throb.Subconsciously, Wang Xiaobao held his throbbing forehead and opened his eyes to see a stone scattered beside him.

Whoosh --------, there was another sound of broken wind, this time it was the back of his hand covering his head that suffered.

"Hehehe, little fool, come and beat me if you have the guts." A little ghost with a snot in his face and a rock in his hand said to Wang Xiaobao.And the snot-nosed kid was followed by five or six children of about the same age. It seemed that the one who threw the stone just now was the leading snot-nosed kid.

The throwing of these two stones completely dispelled his ostrich form.Not only that, Wang Xiaobao now felt that all the anger in his heart had been ignited.Since I was a child, my height and bun face have always been painful, and I seem to be much more immature than my peers.But at the most immature, he is only 3,4 or 11,12 years younger and looks like a high school student.But now, a bunch of [-], [-]-year-old kids dare to call themselves 'little' lunatics?This undoubtedly triggered Wang Xiaobao's breaking point.

Wang Xiaobao stood up with his head down, gritted his teeth while patting the dust on his legs, and said, "Small...hehe... I won't do it if I don't beat you little brats until you cry and call them mother." Call Wang, Xiao, Bao!" After speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and ran towards those little kids.Especially the leading snot-nosed brat, I'll beat him until he can't run out of snot!

The snot-nosed brat saw Wang Xiaobao's movement and knew that he couldn't beat him, so he immediately dropped the stone in his hand and ran away.Seeing that the situation was not good, the group of little ghosts ran away one after another.While running, he shouted: "Help, the little lunatic beat someone, beat someone!"

The shopkeepers and passers-by on the street saw that the person chasing him was a young boy and he didn't have any weapons, so they knew that it was just another bunch of little ghosts playing games bored, so they didn't stop Wang Xiaobao from chasing him.However, Wang Xiaobao was an otaku and never exercised and he was out of breath after chasing two or 300 meters, and he slapped his chest directly. At this moment, those little ghosts thought of teasing him when they saw that the man couldn't catch up with him.

"Hahaha, run away, little lunatic, aren't you going to hit me, keep running."

"Little lunatic has no strength, no strength, so it's useless as well as my Ah Huang."

Wang Xiaobao gritted his teeth and said angrily, "You... don't let me catch you!!!" Then he continued to chase after him angrily.Those little ghosts were also spirits, knowing that Wang Xiaobao could not catch up, so whenever Wang Xiaobao fell behind, he deliberately slowed down and ran hard again when he was about to catch up.

This kind of teasing made Wang Xiaobao finally deeply understand what it means to be "the children of Nancun group bully me to be weak, and openly embrace the grass into the bamboo." The destructive power of the bear children is indeed powerful, Du Fu, I really want to chat with you cry together!

This chase lasted until the afternoon, as if God was moved by Wang Xiaobao's perseverance, Wang Xiaobao blocked a person.But unfortunately, it wasn't the snot-nosed kid who blocked it, nor the other kids, but the only girl in the bunch of brats.Although Wang Xiaobao is small-minded and very animal, he still has some principles... But although girls can't hit, it's okay to scare her to prevent her from going crazy with this bunch of ignorant brats in the future.

"Hey hey hey" Wang Xiaobao smirked, hunched over, and asked like a hooligan with frustrating hands: "You actually fell into my hands, tell me what I will do?"

The little girl couldn't help feeling flustered when she saw that her friends who were with her had run away from her, and the image of Wang Xiaobao at this time made her even more frightened, so she said in a trembling voice: "You... you are approaching me. Called, I...my daddy is nearby, he will beat you!"

Wang Xiaobao felt a sense of familiarity after hearing this, eh?Isn't this the classic plot of cannon fodder blocking the heroine in TV dramas?What should I do, suddenly I seem to say "you scream, it's useless to break your throat"...

Just as he was hesitating, Wang Xiaobao felt his heart soften when he saw the wet eyes of the little girl in front of him.Otherwise, forget it, if a big man bullies a little girl and makes her cry, it will be unmanly.

"Father --------------------------" the little girl exclaimed with joy on her face.

Wang Xiaobao suddenly felt a chill on his back, he wouldn't be so unlucky, right?Looking back nervously, he found that there was no one behind him, so the anger that had subsided more than half was ignited again.Alright, kid, you who originally planned to let you go are still playing tricks on me.

"Father, do you think it's useful for you to call me father? It's useless for you to call me uncle!" Wang Xiaobao mocked.

"Oh? Why don't I know when Erya will have another father?" A strong male voice came from behind Wang Xiaobao and lifted Wang Xiaobao up and forced him to look at him.

"Father~" The girl called Er Ya immediately ran to the man, and the man lowered his head and smiled, patted her head and said, "You are really playful today, mother is still waiting for you, if you don't go back, just wait." Let's get beaten."

The little girl seemed to be very afraid of being beaten, and immediately left her father and ran away in a hurry without looking back, but she didn't forget Wang Xiaobao who bullied her just now.So while running, he said, "Daddy bullied me just now, remember to teach him a lesson." Then Wang Xiaobao and the man were left staring at each other silently.

Wang Xiaobao knew what was going on when he was picked up. Look at the majestic muscles, look at the tall height, he is not only a bodybuilding champion but also a bodybuilding coach in modern times.It is estimated that this man will not delay his meal after cleaning up, so Wang Xiaobao was cowardly, and immediately showed a flattering smile and said: "Brother, this...is a misunderstanding."

"Well, a misunderstanding?" Wang Xiaobao felt angry behind the words, as if his breathing was a little more difficult.Isn't he planning to strangle himself to death?The more I think about it, the more I feel that I have touched the truth. Wang Xiaobao immediately said: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, and I won't dare to do it again next time. Don't...don't pinch me, can we talk if we have something to say? You Let me apologize and do anything."

"You can do anything?" The man put down Wang Xiaobao and asked again.

"Yes, yes, you can do whatever you want." Wang Xiaobao immediately sucked in the air to relieve the difficulty in breathing just now.

The man looked Wang Xiaobao up and down, and then showed a malicious smile, Wang Xiaobao's heart trembled.

"Hey, if it's a misunderstanding, I should have said it earlier." The man smiled and patted Wang Xiaobao's back, so hard that Wang Xiaobao coughed a few times.But this can't divert Wang Xiaobao's attention. It's definitely not a good thing for this man to suddenly change his attitude 180 degrees.Thinking that he couldn't beat him, he could only tentatively ask: "Brother, what are you going to ask me to do? I dare not break the law."

The man put his arms around Wang Xiaobao's shoulder and said with a smile: "No, no, where are you going? Isn't the waiter in our store going back to his hometown to ask for leave these days? Please do me a favor. Don’t worry, food and lodging are included, and the mistress is easy to learn in a day or two.”

After finishing speaking, as if afraid of Wang Xiaobao's repentance, he leaned over with his head down and continued to add: "Look, you bullied my girl. This is if you are accused of going to the Yamen, you will be beaten a few times, right? It's not worth it. It's better for us to be private. Don't you think?"

When Wang Xiaobao heard this, he immediately relaxed, thinking that it was such a big deal, wasn't it just being a waiter in a shop?And it's just too much to ask for, so I nodded and agreed, and asked cautiously after I was done, "Then I bullied your girl?"

The man laughed loudly and said, "It's a misunderstanding, come on, my family's inn is in front of you. Let's have dinner together first, and then I will teach you about being a mistress."

What Wang Xiaobao never imagined was that once he left, he embarked on the road of being a waiter in the shop and never looked back...

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I’m sleepy, I’ve finally opened a trap... If my friends don’t cheat me, I won’t cheat (Wang Tian)...

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