When Tony took Roseanne out, he was full of confidence like "the great god is about to go out to abuse vegetables".
Iron Man is very sure that with his own strength, he will be able to start from scratch and quickly make a fortune by repairing electrical appliances.And the new tenant's self-confidence also infected the small landlord, making Rosanna follow the other party, with a kind of self-confidence.
Before going out, Tony confidently said that if he made money, he would make up for Rosanna's childhood toys that she had missed.And the little landlord also imitated his words, pulled Peter over mysteriously, and promised the other party who was still recovering from his injuries: "Don't worry, when I come back, I will buy you some tutorial books and exercises for high school." !"
"As long as you work hard, you will definitely be able to get rid of the nightmare of failing grades!" Little Rose patted Peter on the shoulder with a very quack atmosphere, and said to him boldly, "So don't commit suicide again in the future! Life is still full of life. A lot of hope!"
"..." Peter, who was afraid to speak because of the spider silk, covered his mouth pitifully, and retorted for the umpteenth time in his heart, 'I'm not, I don't! '
This problem of spitting out spider silk as soon as he opens his mouth is really annoying.Peter was capable of conscious self-restraint while he was awake.But after he fell asleep...
——Even the little onmyoji, who has seen all kinds of strange events with the shikigami, is the first time he has seen such a talkative person in his dreams.When Peter woke up in the morning, his entire face and half of his pillow were covered with a thick layer of spider silk...
In order to avoid the tragedy of 'Peter was suffocated to death by the spider silk he vomited out in his sleep'.Rosanna specially consulted her family's very experienced monster network bride, and then... From then on, every time Peter went to bed, he had to stick his mouth firmly with tape.
The two set off in high spirits and returned home miserable only four hours later.
As soon as Rosanna came home, she ran straight to Zashiki Warji, and then plunged into the arms of the youkai who could bring blessings. The scattered long red hair seemed to be wilted according to her mood, and she hung pitifully aside.
"?!" Zashiki Doji was startled, and asked in a low voice, embarrassed, "What's wrong with you?"
"I feel that the two of us are really miserable today..." Little Rose, who buried her head in Zashiki Boy's arms, replied sullenly, "I want to be blessed now. I won't be as unlucky as today..."
Hearing what Rosanna said, Guhuo Bird raised his eyebrows suspiciously, and looked up at Tony who came in behind and Ibaraki Doji who was in charge of carrying things.
"what happened?"
Actually nothing.It's just that their entrepreneurial experience was not 'too' smooth.
Things are off to a good start.Tony and Roseanne took Ibaraki, who was in charge of moving things, to find a location with good traffic and a suitable location to start work.
Through Tony's superb cooking skills and the excellent appearance of the three clerks, they quickly attracted many customers.The location they chose is close to the residential area, so many residents who live nearby are willing to go home to pick up the damaged old electrical appliances and give them to Tony for repair.
"But when they came back," Tony continued unrepentantly, "it just so happened that an electrical appliance store just opened nearby. I don't know where the marketing ghost came from, and they put up an advertisement for a trade-in. Then..."
Then the three of them finally recruited guests, and gave them to each other for free.Those 'guests' who just brought old electrical appliances, when they saw the other party's publicity stunt, all scrambled to grab the so-called old-for-new quota.As for maintenance?What to fix?The old is better than the new!
Tony glanced at the little landlord who was still lying on the zouchu, and sighed again, "I feel that I have been really unlucky recently."
To be precise, since he came to this world, Tony Stark felt that all the things he wanted to do would always have accidents of one kind or another...in the end, he ended up in a miserable and pitiful end.
"...Maybe you have been favored by the God of Misfortune, which is why you are getting more and more unlucky." Prajna, who has always been venomous, said bluntly.
"Sorry," Tony retorted not to be outdone, "I think the brilliance of science is enough to help me avoid this so-called mold god."
Ah.Under the light of science, all demons and monsters will be defeated!
However, just after Tony finished saying this, he saw the little bat doll who was still sitting next to him just now. Suddenly, when everyone didn't notice, he moved twice with his short legs, as if Fearing the bad luck of Tony, he silently opened the distance between the two.
"..." If it wasn't for fear of attracting other people's attention, Tony really wanted to pick up the little guy and curse, 'Traitor! '
There is a traitor among us!The unluckiest of us is obviously you, okay?Hide away!
Although Tony's vigorous entrepreneurial plan failed in the end.But the promise the little landlord made to Peter before leaving the house was still very sincerely fulfilled.
Because of poverty, Little Rose, who has always been careful about every penny, has an unplanned expenditure.She took the tutoring materials specially bought for Peter, and handed them to Peter solemnly, "Study hard, and don't—suicide again!"
Because of dealing with ghosts and the Lord of Hell all the year round, the little onmyoji has a more accurate and detailed understanding of death and suicide than ordinary people, so she emphasized to Peter very sincerely: "Whether it is jumping off a building or using a washing machine Suicide should be painful."
"..." Peter looked at Rosanna's serious look and this "heavy" gift, showing a hesitant expression.
Because Peter's talkative nature was blocked by the spider's thread, it was difficult for him to speak, so no one knew whether the tears in his eyes were because of being moved, or because of the grievance that could not be shaken off.
No matter how Peter tried to explain, the initial impression of 'he tried to commit suicide many times due to poor grades and unfortunate family background' has been deeply imprinted in Rosanna's mind.
And because of this impression, Rosana, who went to work on Monday the next day, brought Peter with her and insisted on watching him enter the campus before she was relieved.
And Peter, who was left in place, shook his hair that was almost blown into the sky by the wind, and really didn't know what expression he should use to say goodbye to Rosanna.
——After all, he is a child brought up by monsters, and the way the little onmyoji travels is also different from that of ordinary people.The oborosha that turned into a boat, the fox under the seat of Inari God, the long lantern in the hands of Qing Xingdeng... Rosana has experienced these means of transportation many times.
But today, in order to take Peter to school together, Rosanna chose the most 'gentle' way very considerately. ——Unicycle turned into a unicycle by riding a wheel.
Of course, this kind of "gentleness" is only what Roseanne thinks.
In fact, the speed of the wheeled unicycle... was so fierce that even Spider-Man, who liked to swing around buildings with spider webs, could not accept it.Peter stood at the school gate for a long time before turning around and walking into the school gate.
As soon as Peter stepped into the school gate, he met the classmates he had met when he just traveled through.
The classmate raised his hand to say hello to Peter, and then leaned over with a gossipy face and asked, "Who is the girl who sent you here just now? She is really beautiful. I can guarantee that there is no girl in our school who can compare her to her." Looks better."
"..." Peter really didn't know how to answer this question, but due to the problem of spider silk, he couldn't speak at first, so he remained silent with peace of mind.
Seeing Peter's expression, the boy who came over to gossip twitched his lips in disdain, "It's fine if you don't want to say it."
After finishing speaking, the boy said another very important thing to Peter: "Did you know that there is an exam today? But it shouldn't make any difference whether you know it or not. Anyway, you will be the last one at the end... Uh, you What's that expression?" Why did you suddenly look so excited that you were about to cry?
The boys read it right, Peter is indeed very excited now.
'take an exam!What does the test mean? ! 'It means that Peter Parker finally has a chance to prove himself, to show his shame to Rosanna with his test papers and grades, and he will not commit suicide because of such a trivial matter! !
Thinking of this, Peter even walked towards the classroom much more briskly, looking forward to the upcoming test.
——But as soon as the test papers were handed out, Peter was dumbfounded.
Spider-Man never expected that the high school courses in this world are completely different from the courses he has learned.And even the exam questions are so... confusing.
Peter looked at the test paper that said "How much does the star weigh?" The question was stunned for a long time, and hesitantly fell into a psychological struggle: "This question should be about the weight of the planet...but the question didn't say which planet it is?"Do we have to calculate the average by ourselves?Or fill in a minimum and maximum interval? '
Until after school, Peter's mind was still full of doubts.He really wanted to ask the students around him how they answered this question, but considering that he was now a mobile spider silk launcher, in order not to scare others, Peter had no choice but to endure his curiosity and thirst for knowledge.
While Peter was struggling with this issue, he heard a classmate next to him discussing this issue.
"Hey, how did you fill in the answer to Xing Xing's question?"
Upon hearing this question, Peter immediately straightened his waist and listened intently to the conversation between the two, while still expecting in his heart, 'Will it be xxx tons? '
As a result, Peter heard the other party say an unexpected and unfamiliar answer in a calm tone: "8g."
"..." Hearing this answer, Peter was so excited that he even forgot his silk-spinning problem, and jumped up and asked the other party, "Why?!"
The classmate who spoke looked at Peter in surprise, "It's an oriental slang stalk, the teacher said it in class, didn't you hear it? It's because of Starbucks."
"..." Is it really okay for such a vulgar old stalk to appear in the test paper? !Is the joke too cold? !
Peter, who had lost his smile, stood at the gate of the school hopelessly, feeling that the whole world had suddenly become eclipsed: Is it really okay to test these questions in this world? !
And he feels himself...
I can't get rid of the scapegoat of "suicide because of poor grades" QAQ
The dejected Peter, standing on the street in a strange world, felt that he had lost the courage to go home. ——And his so-called 'home' is still a rented house that will soon be unable to pay the rent and will be evicted...
Thinking of this, Peter didn't even want to go back.
Peter, who was walking in the street without thinking because he didn't want to go home, happened to pass by the movie theater where Roseanne worked.
Surprised, Peter immediately went to say hello to Rosanna, but before he entered the cinema, he saw a group of street gangsters with malicious intentions walking towards the cinema...
Iron Man is very sure that with his own strength, he will be able to start from scratch and quickly make a fortune by repairing electrical appliances.And the new tenant's self-confidence also infected the small landlord, making Rosanna follow the other party, with a kind of self-confidence.
Before going out, Tony confidently said that if he made money, he would make up for Rosanna's childhood toys that she had missed.And the little landlord also imitated his words, pulled Peter over mysteriously, and promised the other party who was still recovering from his injuries: "Don't worry, when I come back, I will buy you some tutorial books and exercises for high school." !"
"As long as you work hard, you will definitely be able to get rid of the nightmare of failing grades!" Little Rose patted Peter on the shoulder with a very quack atmosphere, and said to him boldly, "So don't commit suicide again in the future! Life is still full of life. A lot of hope!"
"..." Peter, who was afraid to speak because of the spider silk, covered his mouth pitifully, and retorted for the umpteenth time in his heart, 'I'm not, I don't! '
This problem of spitting out spider silk as soon as he opens his mouth is really annoying.Peter was capable of conscious self-restraint while he was awake.But after he fell asleep...
——Even the little onmyoji, who has seen all kinds of strange events with the shikigami, is the first time he has seen such a talkative person in his dreams.When Peter woke up in the morning, his entire face and half of his pillow were covered with a thick layer of spider silk...
In order to avoid the tragedy of 'Peter was suffocated to death by the spider silk he vomited out in his sleep'.Rosanna specially consulted her family's very experienced monster network bride, and then... From then on, every time Peter went to bed, he had to stick his mouth firmly with tape.
The two set off in high spirits and returned home miserable only four hours later.
As soon as Rosanna came home, she ran straight to Zashiki Warji, and then plunged into the arms of the youkai who could bring blessings. The scattered long red hair seemed to be wilted according to her mood, and she hung pitifully aside.
"?!" Zashiki Doji was startled, and asked in a low voice, embarrassed, "What's wrong with you?"
"I feel that the two of us are really miserable today..." Little Rose, who buried her head in Zashiki Boy's arms, replied sullenly, "I want to be blessed now. I won't be as unlucky as today..."
Hearing what Rosanna said, Guhuo Bird raised his eyebrows suspiciously, and looked up at Tony who came in behind and Ibaraki Doji who was in charge of carrying things.
"what happened?"
Actually nothing.It's just that their entrepreneurial experience was not 'too' smooth.
Things are off to a good start.Tony and Roseanne took Ibaraki, who was in charge of moving things, to find a location with good traffic and a suitable location to start work.
Through Tony's superb cooking skills and the excellent appearance of the three clerks, they quickly attracted many customers.The location they chose is close to the residential area, so many residents who live nearby are willing to go home to pick up the damaged old electrical appliances and give them to Tony for repair.
"But when they came back," Tony continued unrepentantly, "it just so happened that an electrical appliance store just opened nearby. I don't know where the marketing ghost came from, and they put up an advertisement for a trade-in. Then..."
Then the three of them finally recruited guests, and gave them to each other for free.Those 'guests' who just brought old electrical appliances, when they saw the other party's publicity stunt, all scrambled to grab the so-called old-for-new quota.As for maintenance?What to fix?The old is better than the new!
Tony glanced at the little landlord who was still lying on the zouchu, and sighed again, "I feel that I have been really unlucky recently."
To be precise, since he came to this world, Tony Stark felt that all the things he wanted to do would always have accidents of one kind or another...in the end, he ended up in a miserable and pitiful end.
"...Maybe you have been favored by the God of Misfortune, which is why you are getting more and more unlucky." Prajna, who has always been venomous, said bluntly.
"Sorry," Tony retorted not to be outdone, "I think the brilliance of science is enough to help me avoid this so-called mold god."
Ah.Under the light of science, all demons and monsters will be defeated!
However, just after Tony finished saying this, he saw the little bat doll who was still sitting next to him just now. Suddenly, when everyone didn't notice, he moved twice with his short legs, as if Fearing the bad luck of Tony, he silently opened the distance between the two.
"..." If it wasn't for fear of attracting other people's attention, Tony really wanted to pick up the little guy and curse, 'Traitor! '
There is a traitor among us!The unluckiest of us is obviously you, okay?Hide away!
Although Tony's vigorous entrepreneurial plan failed in the end.But the promise the little landlord made to Peter before leaving the house was still very sincerely fulfilled.
Because of poverty, Little Rose, who has always been careful about every penny, has an unplanned expenditure.She took the tutoring materials specially bought for Peter, and handed them to Peter solemnly, "Study hard, and don't—suicide again!"
Because of dealing with ghosts and the Lord of Hell all the year round, the little onmyoji has a more accurate and detailed understanding of death and suicide than ordinary people, so she emphasized to Peter very sincerely: "Whether it is jumping off a building or using a washing machine Suicide should be painful."
"..." Peter looked at Rosanna's serious look and this "heavy" gift, showing a hesitant expression.
Because Peter's talkative nature was blocked by the spider's thread, it was difficult for him to speak, so no one knew whether the tears in his eyes were because of being moved, or because of the grievance that could not be shaken off.
No matter how Peter tried to explain, the initial impression of 'he tried to commit suicide many times due to poor grades and unfortunate family background' has been deeply imprinted in Rosanna's mind.
And because of this impression, Rosana, who went to work on Monday the next day, brought Peter with her and insisted on watching him enter the campus before she was relieved.
And Peter, who was left in place, shook his hair that was almost blown into the sky by the wind, and really didn't know what expression he should use to say goodbye to Rosanna.
——After all, he is a child brought up by monsters, and the way the little onmyoji travels is also different from that of ordinary people.The oborosha that turned into a boat, the fox under the seat of Inari God, the long lantern in the hands of Qing Xingdeng... Rosana has experienced these means of transportation many times.
But today, in order to take Peter to school together, Rosanna chose the most 'gentle' way very considerately. ——Unicycle turned into a unicycle by riding a wheel.
Of course, this kind of "gentleness" is only what Roseanne thinks.
In fact, the speed of the wheeled unicycle... was so fierce that even Spider-Man, who liked to swing around buildings with spider webs, could not accept it.Peter stood at the school gate for a long time before turning around and walking into the school gate.
As soon as Peter stepped into the school gate, he met the classmates he had met when he just traveled through.
The classmate raised his hand to say hello to Peter, and then leaned over with a gossipy face and asked, "Who is the girl who sent you here just now? She is really beautiful. I can guarantee that there is no girl in our school who can compare her to her." Looks better."
"..." Peter really didn't know how to answer this question, but due to the problem of spider silk, he couldn't speak at first, so he remained silent with peace of mind.
Seeing Peter's expression, the boy who came over to gossip twitched his lips in disdain, "It's fine if you don't want to say it."
After finishing speaking, the boy said another very important thing to Peter: "Did you know that there is an exam today? But it shouldn't make any difference whether you know it or not. Anyway, you will be the last one at the end... Uh, you What's that expression?" Why did you suddenly look so excited that you were about to cry?
The boys read it right, Peter is indeed very excited now.
'take an exam!What does the test mean? ! 'It means that Peter Parker finally has a chance to prove himself, to show his shame to Rosanna with his test papers and grades, and he will not commit suicide because of such a trivial matter! !
Thinking of this, Peter even walked towards the classroom much more briskly, looking forward to the upcoming test.
——But as soon as the test papers were handed out, Peter was dumbfounded.
Spider-Man never expected that the high school courses in this world are completely different from the courses he has learned.And even the exam questions are so... confusing.
Peter looked at the test paper that said "How much does the star weigh?" The question was stunned for a long time, and hesitantly fell into a psychological struggle: "This question should be about the weight of the planet...but the question didn't say which planet it is?"Do we have to calculate the average by ourselves?Or fill in a minimum and maximum interval? '
Until after school, Peter's mind was still full of doubts.He really wanted to ask the students around him how they answered this question, but considering that he was now a mobile spider silk launcher, in order not to scare others, Peter had no choice but to endure his curiosity and thirst for knowledge.
While Peter was struggling with this issue, he heard a classmate next to him discussing this issue.
"Hey, how did you fill in the answer to Xing Xing's question?"
Upon hearing this question, Peter immediately straightened his waist and listened intently to the conversation between the two, while still expecting in his heart, 'Will it be xxx tons? '
As a result, Peter heard the other party say an unexpected and unfamiliar answer in a calm tone: "8g."
"..." Hearing this answer, Peter was so excited that he even forgot his silk-spinning problem, and jumped up and asked the other party, "Why?!"
The classmate who spoke looked at Peter in surprise, "It's an oriental slang stalk, the teacher said it in class, didn't you hear it? It's because of Starbucks."
"..." Is it really okay for such a vulgar old stalk to appear in the test paper? !Is the joke too cold? !
Peter, who had lost his smile, stood at the gate of the school hopelessly, feeling that the whole world had suddenly become eclipsed: Is it really okay to test these questions in this world? !
And he feels himself...
I can't get rid of the scapegoat of "suicide because of poor grades" QAQ
The dejected Peter, standing on the street in a strange world, felt that he had lost the courage to go home. ——And his so-called 'home' is still a rented house that will soon be unable to pay the rent and will be evicted...
Thinking of this, Peter didn't even want to go back.
Peter, who was walking in the street without thinking because he didn't want to go home, happened to pass by the movie theater where Roseanne worked.
Surprised, Peter immediately went to say hello to Rosanna, but before he entered the cinema, he saw a group of street gangsters with malicious intentions walking towards the cinema...
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