Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Rosanna thought that she would have understood this incomplete reversal spell after she had experienced the superman who planted cat trees, the superman who built the main tower of Pisa, and the Captain America who shouted long live Hydra and then began to shout long live Yamata no Orochi. What kind of effect will be produced and I am fully mentally prepared.

... However, imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel.

After Rosanna heard what Hawkeye said, she really almost turned away, preferring to help S.H.I.E.L.D. agents catch cats in trees.

"Now I finally know why Doctor Strange is always holding back his laughter after knowing this..."

Sorry, it was really funny.

And Roseanne not only saw Hawkeye controlled by Iron Man's suit in the living room, but also found Thor in the kitchen who 'enjoyed' the same treatment.

Thor, like Hawkeye, refused to recognize Tony's phrase, "Donuts are the best in the world." '

After being rescued by Little Rose, Raytheon retorted very unconvinced: "Why donuts are the best in the world! Fried chicken should be the most intelligent and intelligent invention on earth! Oh yes, what else is Coke barbecue burger French fries... …Aren’t these all very delicious! They are all treasures of the people in the courtyard!”

——How unpalatable Asgard's diet is, and how long Thor has been hungry in God's Domain, these are really two very curious questions.

"...you are really teammates and close friends," Rosanna sighed helplessly, "I don't know which of the three of you is the most childish one."

There are a total of three superheroes who have been recruited. Superman has been cut off now. The agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are struggling to catch cats from trees and dig soil under towers for him; With persuasion, he succeeded in re-employment, from Hydra 'jumping' to Yamata no Orochi, the agents told Little Rose the last time they contacted Rosanna that Yamata no Orochi was asking Captain America to stand beside him and shout 'World The most powerful evil god in the world is Yamata no Orochi! '——This made the little onmyoji feel that his shikigami are actually quite naive.

So now only Tony is left to deal with.

Rosanna hesitated for a few seconds in the living room, and then summoned the bird to come out, "I'll go out for a while, help me hold this place, okay? I'm really worried that Tony will fly out to teach around later..."

If Iron Man was really flying in the air while looping brainwashing play 'World's best donut! ! ', then this news will definitely wash the headlines of all newspapers.So ashamed, Roseanne refused.

If it weren't for the fact that the current situation was too troublesome, Rosanna really wanted to study the operation rules of the Scarlet Witch's reversal spell carefully.Doctor Strange says the spell can bring out the dark side in people, but Rosanna is skeptical - doesn't it really bring out their childishness? !

Hearing what the little onmyoji said, Gu Huoniao was a little surprised, "Aren't you going to see that human being?" Although the shikigami would feel very unwilling, they must also admit that their own onmyoji has a lot of respect for her tenants. Take care and protect.

"I'm going to prepare some negotiating skills." Roseanne raised her eyebrows, her tone firm, "I think it will be very useful."

Under Rosanna's entrustment, Gu Huo Niao stood quietly in the living room of the building holding the sword in his arms to prevent Tony Stark from suddenly becoming a demon.

But Tony's current performance is indeed good. He neither dragged his teammates to battle to hurt each other like before, nor rushed out to create black history like Rosanna was worried about.He just sat quietly in his studio, with his arms resting on the back of his chair, watching the back of Rosanna and Daitengu leaving.

It wasn't until Rosanna's figure was too far away to see that Tony reluctantly looked away.After losing the person he was interested in, Tony turned his attention to the ordinary people downstairs in boredom.

The studio was uncharacteristically quiet. After the silence stayed for a while, Tony suddenly said to the smart butler, "I just discovered something suddenly."

"..." The smart butler carefully studied Tony's current emotional fluctuation curve, and generally asked very cooperatively, "Please tell me, sir."

"I suddenly found out that I am a very unqualified president," Tony tapped his fingers on the back of his chair, "It's completely different from the domineering president that the public recognizes."

Under the control of the reversal spell, the more Tony talked, the more he felt that his thinking was right. He waved his hand and said to the smart butler: "Call out all the most popular literary works about the president recently and let us study them." .”

At this moment, even the conscientious and omnipotent smart housekeeper hesitated after hearing this sentence.

He understands the truth, but he learns how to be a president from literature... Will SI really not close down soon?

Although the fluctuation of the smart butler's data flow accurately reflected his current hesitation, the smart butler still called out the information he wanted for Tony first.

As we all know, there are many kinds of CEOs in literary works: what kind of ugly villain cannon fodder who is greasy and responsible for pulling hatred, what kind of scumbag who is responsible for chasing his wife and buying things in the crematorium, what kind of Tianliang Wang Po who throws hundreds of millions to make his lover happy, what kind The mentally handicapped person who only remembers to cry after dropping his wife on the fan for several days...

In short, everyone is very busy, but no one remembers that as a president, he needs to work and make money...

When the smart butler was wondering whether sir would go further and further away under the guidance of this wrong tutorial, the door of the studio was knocked open.

After Banner opened the door, he greeted Tony, "I just saw the message you sent me, what's the matter? What's the matter?" - Dr. Good recently in Rosanna and her shikigami He began to practice yoga to relax his mind at the suggestion of Tony. After finishing his training, he came straight over as soon as he saw the text message sent by Tony. Will not risk turning green in front of Tony.

Hearing Banner's voice, Tony turned his swivel chair and waved to the other party, "Of course there is something to do, come here, come here."

After Banner walked into the studio and was surrounded by a lot of machines measuring body data, Tony said slowly, "I'm going to prepare a suit for Hulk."

"... Huh?" Even Bruce Banner, who holds a handful of doctorate degrees, would be very confused when he heard this brilliant idea.

Tony didn't seem to care about Banner's reaction at all. He continued on his own: "What color suit do you want? Red doesn't seem to match Hulk's skin tone, but green seems too special..."

Seeing that Tony's tone was so determined that it didn't look like he was joking at all, the helpless smile on Banner's face froze instantly, "But I don't think Hulk needs such things as a battle suit... Have you thought about it for Hulk? How much material does it take to make a battle suit?"

"Don't you think, I think," Tony said as he waved his hand, and more robotic arms surrounded Banner to measure his body data, "This matter is up to me, and there is no need to discuss it! Now let's You measure the data, remember to turn green later, and then count Hulk's data."

"... Is Tony drunk?" Even when faced with materials and research in advanced mathematics or advanced physics that do not seem human, the good doctor has never been so confused as he is now, he whispered Ask the smart housekeeper, "How much did you drink?"

"...I'm sorry, sir is not drunk, he just studied some unreliable textbooks..."

The president's literature does a lot of harm, and the reversal curse does a lot of harm!

So when Roseanne arrived with her prepared negotiating skills, she witnessed a chasing battle between the robotic arm and Dr. Banner as soon as she walked into the studio.The palm of the robotic arm has been replaced with a sharp needle, and it is circling behind Banner, looking like he wants to pierce the opponent to stimulate the opponent to turn green.

"Uh..." Rosanna was taken aback, "I feel like I missed a lot?" At least she couldn't understand the plot now.

Seeing Roseanne appear, Banner seemed to see a savior.He quickly shook his arm at Roseanne, "Quick, little Rose! Tony must be drunk!"——the tone was almost exactly the same as when Hawkeye first asked for help.

Even in the face of Rosanna's obstruction and Banner's protest, Tony still looked like he didn't want to cancel his plan. He emphasized to Rosanna very unwillingly: "The decision I made has never changed! I will definitely want--"

Before Tony set the flag, Roseanne interrupted him, "Maybe I can make an offer you can't refuse?"

Tony cast suspicious eyes on Roseanne's statement, and he asked warily, "What is it? I don't think there's anything in this world that can stop me—"

"A big box of donuts with all flavors?" Roseanne brought out the negotiating skills she had just prepared, "and two four-layer Big Mac burgers?"

"...give me a taste." Iron Man never gives in!Unless the donuts and burgers are too good to be true.

Roseanne raised her eyebrows behind her back and gestured an OK gesture to Banner who had already hid outside the studio. Little Rose always wins big.

Under the double suppression of donuts and burgers, Tony finally settled down for a while. ——It wasn't until Roseanne who was sitting next to him asked casually: "Is the tragic story of Superman and Clark made up?" and then inadvertently ignited the Mr. President again.

Tony even put down the hamburger in his hand for this, and proudly said: "Of course I made it up! How about it! Am I very good? The story is full of ups and downs, full of emotions and sincerity, and there are even "alien" Hot element!"

...So you just sold your teammate outright? !So decisive?Without hesitation?Clark will cry if he finds out!

Although Rosanna didn't understand what Tony was proud of, she still clapped a few times cooperatively, "...you're amazing."—the tone was no different from coaxing a one or two-year-old child.

However, it was this slightly perfunctory compliment that made Tony smile proudly, "Of course!"

"He wanted to tell you the truth a long time ago, but he didn't know how to—"

At this point, Tony realized that he was too excited, which was completely different from the performances listed in the textbooks of "President Iceberg" and "President Iceberg" that he had just read.So he quickly held back his smile, and tried to express his paralyzed expression when facing the contract and the board of directors with low IQ, "Oh, by the way, I also want to give you a gift."

"... Does this have any logical relationship with the topic we just discussed?"

"It doesn't matter, why have logic?" Tony said in a 'what are you talking about? ' glanced at Roseanne with puzzled eyes, "I can say whatever I want, can't I!"

"...Okay. Whatever you say is right now."—I just hope that when you watch this video after you return to normal in the future, you won't be too suffocated.

A few hours ago, the reversal spell that Rosana recognized: the root of all evil, an extremely evil spell that will cause chaos in the world.

Now the reverse spell in Rosanna's cognition: this time the spell can provide them with jokes for many years, laughing until retirement is not a problem.

Perhaps it was because Tony happened to be standing closest to the Scarlet Witch at the moment when the magic runaway happened, so he was the most affected.Whether it's ideas or practices, they are more exaggerated and naive than the previous Superman and Captain America.

When Tony remembered to give gifts, he immediately dragged Roseanne to his workbench, even throwing aside the donuts he had just chanted as the number one in the world.

He tapped the screen a few times, and brought up the big plan he had just prepared when he was measuring Banner's body data, "Look! I plan to give you a big rose garden made of gold!"

Having said that, Tony glanced at the rose bracelet on Roseanne's wrist triumphantly, and announced proudly: "This way, the gift from that guy will be inferior to me!"

Men's comparability... After Bruce gave Rosanna the rose bracelet, Tony has been secretly trying to prepare a better and more exquisite gift for Rosanna. The 'Golden Rose Garden' was a proposal he had thought of a long time ago, and he put it into practice decisively after being cursed.

Amid Rosanna's stunned expression, Tony continued: "But now there are only conceptual drawings and 3D renderings. The time is too short. I only had time to buy a gold mine, and I haven't had time to find suitable craftsmen and gardens." Place."

"...When did you buy the gold mine?" It was obvious that Roseanne and Tony were not talking about the same point at all, Little Rose opened her eyes wide and asked in disbelief, "Why didn't I know?! "

"Just now," Tony looked at Rosanna puzzled, "Is there any problem?"

The problem is too big...

Rosanna tried hard to hold back her heart that was about to explode, pulled out a soulless smile, gritted her teeth and whispered to the smart butler: "I remember I said before leaving the building, I hope you can temporarily control Tony's life." Behavior."

"That's right, Miss Rose," said the elegant English voice with some helplessness, "but what you're talking about is abnormal behavior."

"But for Sir, buying a gold mine is a routine behavior."——The kind of daily behavior that even the bank, assistants, and the board of directors will not be surprised when they hear it.

"..." I really don't understand the daily life of you rich people.

There are mines in false homes, and homes in real mines.

Although Tony couldn't understand why Roseanna suddenly showed such a tangled and complicated expression, he also somewhat realized that the other party seemed not satisfied with the gift he had prepared.

The man who was determined to go farther and farther on the road to hegemony pondered for a moment, and continued to use his magical imagination: "Then what gift do you want? XX Empire? Or unify the world? Hmm? Unify the world...?"

After being under the reverse spell for so long, Tony finally got what he wanted to achieve in the "game" of the clown: to inspire the dark side of this group of noble human beings who look like gods, and watch them blacken How terrible it would be.Whether it's conquering the world or trying to unify humanity, it's going to be a very interesting story.

A casual guess touched Tony's brain, which was soaked and controlled by half of the incomplete version of the reverse spell, and made the man repeat "Conquer the world?" in a low voice again amid hesitation.

Anyone can see that the way Tony is talking to himself now is extremely wrong.

Rosana raised her hand slightly, and lightly touched the back of Tony's hand with her fingertips, from which she felt the power of the spell fluctuations. ——The little onmyoji couldn't help but wonder whether to laugh or cry: This spell finally knows that its function is not to reduce intelligence, but to stimulate people's black ambition?

But when I think about it, it's too late.

The image of this spell in the minds of all of them has already collapsed so much that it makes people laugh.

Rosanna raised her hand and patted Tony on the shoulder, with a helpless smile in the corner of her eyes, "But I already have a very good gift."

Tony is obsessed with the ambition of "conquering the world". After hearing what Rosanna said, he looked up at the other party hesitantly, "What gift? Who gave it!"

Little Rose didn't answer Tony's question directly, but pulled him to her room.

Tony whispered, 'I'm going to conquer the world, and I'm going now! At the same time, he couldn't help his curiosity, and wondered what the gift Rosanna was talking about would be.

He also got the answer quickly.

Rosanna took out her treasure box from the room, put it in front of Tony seriously, and signaled him to open it.

Tony's hand hesitated for a moment, but he still opened the box.Then he saw a lot of very familiar things in it: when he and Peter and others went to the hospital to visit Rosanna when he first came to this world, he gave each other a bouquet of flowers. Attached with the powerful power of the little onmyoji, it is still quietly blooming in the box; if you turn it down, there is even the "simple" little radio that Tony gave to Rosanna in another world, and Steve gave it to him. The portrait of Clark, the scarf prepared by Clark...

Everything is related to these human beings.

And everything is Rosanna's treasure.

This preciousness has nothing to do with their own value, but only with the person who gave the gift.

"I've already got a very, very good gift." When Tony was in a daze, Rosanna's voice with a smile sounded quickly, "That's it....that's you."

Rosanna's voice was very soft, but Tony seemed to hear the beating of the heartbeat inside, and it swept up like a hot flame.The voice was so loud that he couldn't tell which of the two of them it was coming from.

Roseanne is a little rose that can grow freely and bloom without scruple even in the desolate land.Later, a group of human beings suddenly rushed in front of her. Seeing their pitiful appearance, Little Rose stretched out her beautiful petals, and surrounded the group of people by her side.

At that time, she didn't think too much about it, she just did it like this.And this group of human beings who have been tamed in captivity also racked their brains to give her the treasure in their hands.No purpose, just want her to be happy.

"..." After a moment of silence, Tony suddenly closed Rosanna's box with a bang, with a very complicated expression on his face, as if he was moved, but also sulking.

"What's the matter? Are you unhappy again?"

Facing Rosanna's tone of coaxing a child, Tony said angrily: "You ruined my plan to conquer the world, Little Rose!" He doesn't want to conquer the world at all now!Just want to giggle!This is not overbearing at all!

Hearing what Tony said, Roseanne thought for a while before answering: "You have conquered a lot—such as me?"

"...Uh huh," Tony was finally satisfied with such an answer, and he smiled proudly, "This can be regarded as conquering the world."

But for these people who have become active comedians under the influence of the spell, the warm time will always be short-lived. ——Soon Tony opened his mouth and sent out a soul question:

"So I can make Hulk a suit now?"

"……this is not OK."

"So can I declare to everyone that the donut is number one in the world?"

"...This doesn't work either." Seeing Tony's disappointed and condemned expression, Rosanna finally couldn't help but burst out laughing, "But I can consider buying you another box of full-flavored donuts? Why? Sample?"

"... I reluctantly accepted it."

So the reversal spell, which once made everyone fearful, finally became the spice of their lives and the source of joy.

As Doctor Strange once said, since the Scarlet Witch herself didn't know what she did when her magic power ran away, this time the spell can only be digested by the superheroes themselves.

Steve was the first to return to normal. The four times the serum also brought four times the metabolic rate, allowing him to recover the next day after being recruited.

This made almost the entire SHIELD breathe a sigh of relief, especially Director Fury. ——Mazefake heard Steve being fooled by Yamata no Orochi and shouting, "The most powerful evil god in the world is Yamata no Orochi!" 'When I heard this slogan, I even felt that the top of my head was cold, and the top of my head became brighter with anger.

The author has something to say: persecuted a lot of people in one chapter, I swear that I am true love and not black-hahahahaha

Tony should be able to understand the overbearing textbooks he read, hahaha, it’s the kind of overbearing boss who falls in love with me.

感谢在2020-02-2409:47:51~2020-02-2510:36:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Is it a dream or not?

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：白露繁星60瓶；秋蝶羽54瓶；酒挽楠歌10瓶；珊珊、奇迹暖暖5瓶；苦哉江月3瓶；KT2瓶；楠木、乱码、狐丸【暗堕】【极】1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!