Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

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Both Iron Man and Superman have encountered countless enemies and difficulties in their lives.Kidnapped to a barren cave, came to a planet that didn't belong to me when I was still a baby...

The 'rich' experience beyond ordinary people's imagination has honed a strong heart, allowing them to remain calm at any time...

No wonder!

After seeing the orange and green situation of Poison Ivy and Roseanne in front of him, as if the palette was overturned, Tony almost thought that he had gone to the wrong set, and came to some strange parallel plot development. world.

Iron Man quickly lifted his visor, and looked angrily at Bambi, "You just treat yourself like an animal watching from a distance? Don't you react?"

"..." The evil god doesn't want to take the blame, the evil god only thinks that you have a brain problem.

In fact, Rosanna didn't do anything dangerous, she was 'just' retrieving some information and information about Poison Ivy.

What a simple and normal routine!

Of course, Poison Ivy is not a character who will be slaughtered by others, she just has no choice.The vines of the human face tree and the pistils of the other shore flower are all aimed at her precisely.Poison Ivy loves plants and can control plants, so she can guess how powerful these two seemingly harmless and beautiful plants in front of her are-

Thinking of this, the glamorous girl couldn't help but looked at the two plants in front of her and the little rose, licked her lips, and said in an excited tone full of anticipation: "I really want to study you well~"

What a proper and vivid tilde, it instantly has the inner taste of the queen's hoarse voice.

After Roseanne took over Poison Ivy, Sherlock has been acting like it's none of his business.Mr. Detective lowered his head and held the phone, not knowing what he was pressing. He didn't raise his eyes to glance at Poison Ivy until he heard what Poison Ivy said.It's a pity that Dr. Watson is looking after the child at home, otherwise he would be able to translate the meaning of this look for Sherlock: "Don't talk about it, I am the first person who should study her in depth."

The little onmyoji who was concentrating hadn't noticed that these humans around her were thinking about strange things, she just felt a little inexplicable sigh at this moment.

This wealthy businessman engaged in illegal business is really "powerful". The matter of 'provoking Poison Ivy' sounds like a proposition, but he also provoked Mr. Holmes while angering Poison Ivy...

If it is in the game, then the whole person must be an experience monster who came to give heads to upgrade.

In fact, when Little Rose thought this way, she completely forgot the "outstanding contribution" she had made in this incident.She simply downgraded a medium-difficulty npc to an upgraded mob outside the novice village by herself.

As many people have said before, Roseanne is a bug.And it's not just a bug in the program group, it's a bug everywhere.She is like a modifier that can open the golden finger or a calculator with sound. With a little movement, she can "reset to zero" with one click, and then easily solve the enemy.

...was literally a black hole.

Poison Ivy is very interested in the two "kinds" of the Human Face Tree and the Bana Flower. Unfortunately, the attitude of these two people is as indifferent as copying and pasting. They only have the beautiful red rose in their eyes. ——That is the master Onmyoji they surrendered many years ago, and it is their only connection with this gloomy world. Of course, they will have a completely different attitude and treatment from other people.

After many attempts and failed to get a response, Poison Ivy also shifted her gaze to Rosanna.

After doing those weird 'checks' on herself, the girl seemed to have got the information she wanted, and she was looking up to say something to the cold-looking big detective.While speaking, his fragile and slender neck was fully exposed in front of him.Just like the beautiful neck of a white swan when it is dying, it seems that as long as you gently hold it, you can control the life of this rose.

But Poison Ivy knows very well—all this is just an illusion.

Delicate and beautiful roses can eat people.

Poison Ivy stared fixedly at Roseanna for a long time, with a strange light shining in her eyes, when the little girl was about to stand up, she suddenly said: "It seems that I am right, you are indeed very suitable This name, Little Rose."

Not only has Rosana become popular all the way through the major media and social platforms, her name has even spread to Arkham—but it's not through the promotion of any variety show or praise on the Internet.

It's from... the clown.

When the Joker was thrown back to Arkham by Batman that time, he stayed excitedly in his exclusive cell and murmured Roseanne's name softly.That tone was like... he finally found a new toy besides his old opponent, Batman.

Poison Ivy hates men, especially the Joker who always takes advantage of Harley Quinn.

...but regardless of feelings for the Joker, everyone in Arkham knows that the Joker is a horrible madman.The person he was targeting——

You can guess the result by looking at how much the people around Batman have been tortured by the Joker.

Under the indirect propaganda of the clown, many people in Arkham were very interested in Rosanna.only--

They don't know that when they are interested in the new prey, the prey is staring back with pleasure, looking forward to their own hunting.

The smoke and smoke and the soul-returning incense that the little onmyoji put into Gotham a few days ago are not harmless air fresheners.

There are a lot of people who could take on Poison Ivy, like Batman who is in charge of Gotham City, or Mr. Detective who needs witnesses—well, God knows whether Poison Ivy is 'physical evidence' or 'personal evidence'.

But these have nothing to do with Roseanne temporarily.Her attention was now on Superman.

When Rosanna got close to Superman, she twitched her nose and sniffed, and keenly caught a faint scent of cologne from the other person.It smells good, but it doesn't seem like the habit of Superman in popular opinion.

While Little Rose was secretly remembering this detail, Tony was still watching the excitement, and Dadi started to make trouble.Iron Man thoughtfully pointed at Poison Ivy, looked at Superman, and asked: "Your 'old friend' is being treated like this, so you just stay out of it? It's definitely not a gentleman's style to hurt the heart of a beautiful lady." .”

"..."

Superman was once controlled by Poison Ivy, became the other party's servant, and also fought for the other party and teammates Batman and Mystery Woman.This is definitely a dark history that is hard to look back on.

So after hearing Tony's joke, Superman silently looked away with an indescribable expression.

Superman tried to fight Tony with silence, but Roseanne thought of many strange ideas because of Tony's words.Little Rose gave a little 'wow' and thought in her heart: "He not only doesn't recognize his younger brother Clark, but also has such a chaotic relationship between men and women?" ! '

How can you do this! !

The aggrieved Little Rose thought of her human tenant Clark, and felt that compared with his twin brother, the little reporter at home was so cute and so worry-free!

Although Rosanna didn't open her mouth to express her current thoughts, her eyes had already betrayed everything.

"..." Superman felt that he could now 100% believe what Tony Stark said before.

Iron Man made up the story of twin brothers, definitely not to help the colleague next door cover his vest; it is really fun...

Roseanne has always believed that it is necessary and responsible for her to persuade Superman, and strive to let the other party and Clark build an indestructible brotherhood as soon as possible. ——Absolutely can't be like a certain two god brothers or a certain two sea creature brothers, become a brother and sister fighting group.

Moreover, the little onmyoji also absorbed the previous experience. In order to prevent the superman with super speed from slipping away from her again, she asked a master to fly this time.

...Although the "master" of Ootengu is not very high, he really flew with Rosanna.

So many people in New York and the Metropolis saw a strange creature flying and shedding hair behind Superman... The picture was so wonderful that some people even joked: "Did Superman learn from the Iron Man next door? Iron Man has his own bgm, does he bring his own feathers? Sprinkle while flying?"

Never!Wind review was killed!

Tony had just been irritated by the gift that Bruce gave Roseanne suddenly, and he was like 'I lost, I lost, why did I lose again! ! ' A sense of anger.But after eating melons and watching the show at close range, Tony's mood improved a lot in an instant.

——until he picked up the little reporter's camera for Clark.

"I specially commissioned this guy to take a close-up photo of me and Roseanne before," said Tony, who finally regained his sense of superiority after being beaten by Bruce. "Come on, let's see his results."

Clarke did, as Tony emphasized, film Roseanne's characterization with care. ——That’s right, it’s [Only close-ups of Rosanna].As for Tony who appeared on the red carpet with Little Rose at that time?

Perhaps you have heard of the human figure backdrop?

"..." Tony silently threw the camera to Clark, lowered his helmet and said to the smart butler, "Let's add a continuation to the story of "The Brotherhood of Clark and Superman" and tell Roseanne how Sample?"

Hurt each other, come on!

Tonight's show is really 'exciting'.Not only did Bruce Wayne, the richest man in Gotham City, spend a lot of money on a beautiful woman—and what’s amazing is that this beautiful woman is also the girlfriend of Tony Stark, the richest man in New York;

Even if each of these topics is thrown out alone, it will be a very explosive news; and when combined, it will directly become a small mushroom cloud.It caused countless media to work overtime crazily that night, tapping the keyboard desperately to catch up on the draft.

The news of course reached Gotham City as well.

After dealing with a group of idiots who didn't understand the rules, the outlaw squatted on the wall and watched the entire live broadcast of the party.

After the plant went berserk, the chaotic camera never swept across the little red rose again.But Jason thought he could imagine what the little girl was doing. — definitely some unsuitable R-rated content.

After this chaotic live broadcast ended in a seemingly happy ending, Jason stood up slowly and walked back to his safe house.

No one would know that the boy who squatted on the wall in a daze just now was the uncrowned king Red Hood who fought his way through Gotham's underground kingdom.

Many people with special occupations will have a safe house. This place is their last shelter in case of danger, and it is also their only reliable habitat when they are desperate.

This place must be extremely secretive, and most of the time, even family members and teammates will not tell it.

Of course Jason also has such a safe house.After all, whether it's 'Robin' or 'Red Hood', he needs this kind of place too much.

After opening the door of the room, Jason lazily greeted the furniture in the room while turning on the light.It seems to be deliberate, after saying hello to those familiar beds and wardrobes, Jason finally set his eyes on the bouquet of flowers and the 'night light' beside his bed as if nothing had happened.

"……good evening."

Red Hood has named almost every piece of furniture in the safehouse, save for these two gifts from Rosanna.

Of course he didn't know what to name them, and calling them 'Rosanna' just seemed... weird.But Jason couldn't accept other names on them. .

So this bouquet of roses and the star that fell on it, which was still bright and delicate under the reward of the demon power, had to become a black and anonymous person, which is rare in the safe house.

After finishing the work that the Red Hood should have, Jason lay down on his bed, with a pair of slender legs stretched casually.The night light beside the bed still exudes a light that seems to be warm, and people can't help but turn their heads to look at it.

When he first received this star as a gift, Jason was very speechless because of Rosanna's whimsy.I really don't know why this little girl thinks that Red Hood needs something like a night light.

#he has a bear on his bed

#He will say hello to the furniture in the safe house

#He watched "Pride and Prejudice" but he is still a rebellious and cool bad boy! ——Jason Todd, who has been sleeping very comfortably every night under the protection of a night light, thinks so firmly.

But this time Jason couldn't fall asleep smoothly, he stared sideways at the 'night light' next to the bed for a long time.Suddenly he said to himself: "Are you darker than before?"

Should it be recharged?

"...She didn't give me a charger." Jason touched the gentle light ball seriously, "I can't find how to charge it."

Let him see, then, if a red-haired teenage girl is coming to Gotham again tonight for a walk like a fun-loving traveling frog.

Then give him a chance to recharge.

Jason was right, Rosanna was indeed here.

After entering the night, Gotham City is like a piece of glass that has not been wiped clean. It is always cloudy and weighs heavily on people's hearts.Gothic buildings are scattered on this filthy land like chess pieces.

This is a city that sounds hopeless.

However, in the most sinful and terrifying place on this land - Arkham Asylum, Roseanne was sitting on the wall humming an unknown waka.This time she didn't wear red clothes, but put on a white windbreaker instead.

"..." Jason landed lightly behind Rosanna, and for a moment he didn't know how to evaluate the other party's behavior of going to such a dangerous place to sing without sleeping in the middle of the night.

He almost walked around Gotham City just now, but he didn't see the little girl.I was also a little surprised at how the other party suddenly became so well-behaved and sensible that he didn't come to the dangerous zone. As a result, this idea was not formally formed, but he was severely slapped in the face.

It turns out that Roseanne didn't finally realize that Gotham is not suitable for walking by herself, but 'evolved' during many walks, and directly aimed at Arkham Asylum.

... If they live in a horror movie, then the red-haired girl must be the most courageous and most aggressive protagonist.And according to the law of horror movies, the bolder the protagonist, the more the only one who will survive in the end.

Hearing the sound of the red hood falling beside her, Rosana smiled and took out a piece of candy from her pocket and threw it to the other party, "Do you want candy?"

Before Jason could answer, she added casually: "I just got it out of an unknown ward in the hospital."

"..." Jason's eyes changed instantly when he heard that the candy came from Arkham behind the two of them.He looked at this soft candy, as if looking at D medicine, "Didn't anyone tell you not to eat things of unknown origin?"

"But it's really sweet." While speaking, the candy bulged a small piece on Rosanna's face, turning Little Rose into a little hamster.

"..." Every time Jason met Roseanne again, he couldn't help but relive his first impression of her.

The brain circuit of this little red-haired girl is as clear as ever.

Jason put the candy thrown by the other party into the inner pocket of his uniform with a deadpan expression, pretending that he didn't hear the other party's persuasion like selling Amway or TV shopping.

After putting away the candies, Jason said in a low voice, "There is no gardener in Arkham who can love roses, there are only a bunch of lunatics."

Hearing the red hood's warning, Rosanna nodded in sympathy, "You're right!" Through the previous invasion of Yan Yan Luo and Resurrection Incense, Rosanna had a thorough understanding of Jay's life. Sen's words.

A group of villains who do all kinds of evil are living well, using "you kill me means you have stepped into crime, and evil has defeated justice" as a gold medal for avoiding death, and they live freely; while the heroes who resisted the villains died in a place where no one cares about them. Corners, like they deserve to die.However, no matter how many righteous martyrs die on the road of proving the truth, they cannot resist the temptation of the wicked.

——The human world is really crazy.

"...Since you know, why are you still here?"

"Come to visit an 'old acquaintance'." Rosana crushed the candy that was about to melt in her mouth, and made a crisp sound, "It's been too long since I haven't seen you, I will always 'miss'."

Roseanne only has one 'old acquaintance' in Arkham, the clown who was thrown back not long ago.

Little Rose moved her fingers, as if she could still feel the pain she read and recalled from the red hood, and repeated in a low voice: "I really 'miss' him so much."

I miss you so much.

Rosanna's voice was very soft, like rose petals falling into the ear, softly scratching the cochlea.But Little Rose quickly changed the subject again, she asked Red Hood: "Then are you here to catch me?"

"..." Hearing these words, Jason took off his backpack silently, "My night light is out, I'll charge it."

"..." Rosanna silently looked at the bright light ball Jason was holding in his hand, "Have you ever seen a star charging?" Charging? ?After hearing these words, the Lord of the Stars will be so angry that he will hit you with stars! !

Could it be that this weak human being was also 'infected' with some debuff by the hospital behind them?Why have you started talking nonsense? !

"It just doesn't light up." Jason said firmly, and slipped his night light into Rosanna's arms, and firmly concluded, "Charge."

"...Well, maybe I really don't understand you humans anymore."

Arkham Asylum didn't seem like a suitable place to recharge, so the two of them were quickly moved to other locations, such as the wall of a fast food restaurant - opposite.

Rosanna obediently hugged the light cluster and continued to charge the stars that had not changed at all, while silently complaining: "Why do we have to sit at such a high place every time we meet?"

On all kinds of walls, on Kaguya Hime's bamboo tube... Is this a new ritual to pray for growth?

Jason was sipping the juice that Roseanne had just bought from the hungry ghost, lost in thought and didn't know what to write.

Following his gaze, Rosana raised her head and looked at a standing sign not far away.

It was the promotional billboard for the variety show she participated in. Little Rose occupied a large space on it, and she was still in the C position. ——God knows why the program team built this kind of signboard in Gotham City. Could it be that they hope that all the villains will stop fighting! !Spend your time watching our shows! ! '?

After seeing the huge billboard, Roseanne couldn't help but smile, "Please, I'm sitting next to you, why are you staring at this sign?"

"Doesn't it look good?"

"...Uh..." Rosanna was stunned by this question, "How do you want me to answer..."

She might, probably, maybe... still be pretty, right?At least it shouldn't be ugly, right?

If other people hear Rosanna's current feelings, they will definitely complain about Rosanna in the same way that Rosanna complained about Arkham Asylum before. 'If you are not ugly, then what are the others! ! '

Half an hour later, the not-ugly-looking Rosanna looked at the back of the red hood leaving with the night light in her arms, and asked Qing Ji beside her in doubt, "Do the stars really need to be charged?"

Why hadn't she heard that Lord Shenming had come before? ?

"The stars don't need it. But people do." Qing Ji wagged her tail and revealed the truth with one word.

"what?"

After the 'recharging' trip, Rosanna kept thinking about the billboard in Gotham City. Originally, she planned to ask the program crew while recording the program.

As a result, Little Rose swallowed the question silently after seeing Sherlock appearing on the set.

They can even invite Mr. Holmes here, it seems that it is not incomprehensible to have a billboard in Gotham City—right?

Thanks to the previous plant runaway created by Poison Ivy to expose the background of the rich businessman, Sherlock's goal this time was achieved very quickly.But it's also very uncomfortable...Mr. Detective feels that he is like an emotionless background board throughout the whole process, a tool man npc used to advance the speed bar.

Perhaps because of the influence of this mood, when Mr. Detective was a consultant for the program group, he was always on full fire, almost turning the design of the program group from the first word to the last word.

When the staff were stunned, Rosanna patted Mr. Detective on the shoulder, "Think about it, relax, and all troubles will always be resolved."

"Painful memories are like Mr. Fury's hair. Sooner or later they will disappear."

Mazefake Man:? ? ?

If it weren't for you bunch of careless guys, I'd be bald at an early age? ?

As the director said before, the theme of this episode is a mixture of 'maze and escape room'.

The guests need to go through the maze and secret room built by the program group, find the treasure box prepared by the program group and win.And there are many kinds of treasure chests, there are real treasure chests, and there are also fake treasure chests that deceive the eyes.

The real treasure chest will bring victory, while the fake treasure chest will "explode" "biubiu", which symbolizes the failure of the game.

In the final preparation stage for confirmation, the staff counted the treasure chests containing victory or defeat, "Why do I feel that this chest seems to be a little heavier than before."

"Maybe a new setting has been added. Didn't Mr. Holmes change a lot of links?"——Although the tone was particularly heartbreaking, it made their glass hearts all shatter on the ground.

"Hmm, it should be like this."

As if hearing these words, there was a burst of presumptuous laughter from the Arkham Asylum in the distance.

The author has something to say: ——Why are you wearing white today?

— ready to send people on their way.

I really want to find Little Rose to recharge! ! !

...although she might comfort me with "Painful memories are like Mr. Fury's hair, sooner or later."

What is tentatively scheduled for the extra episode is: Jason & Sherlock and others traveled to Rosanna's original world. (I haven't figured out who among these people is not enough...) Welcome nominations from little angels!