Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Because she was obsessed with 'walking' and watching the stars in Gotham City last night, Roseanne slept very late, and now this time is not the time for her to get up at all.

Listening to the rhythmic knock on the door, Little Rose rolled over in a daze on the bed. She struggled to open her eyes to look at the door, and her eyes stayed there for two seconds.

Seeing Rosanna open her eyes, the smart butler thoughtfully turned up the lights in the bedroom as usual, and said hello in her elegant British voice: "Good morning, Mei——"

Before the smart butler could finish his words, Rosanna turned over again, the whole flower was stuffed into the quilt, and she yawned a little and continued to sleep.

"..." The smart butler was awkwardly stuck in the speaker before finishing his sentence, and fell silent abruptly.At the same time, the smart housekeeper is 'thinking' about a very important problem with a thinking logic that is almost the same as that of humans.

Should the lights in the bedroom that have been dimmed be dimmed again?

He is Tony Stark's smart butler, the world's top smart AI, with a high degree of control over Iron Man's suit, and can use huge data streams to calculate things that ordinary people can't even imagine.

The result is such a powerful and terrifying smart housekeeper, showing a rare entanglement in the seemingly insignificant matter of "whether to wake up Roseanne".

Pepper, who stood outside the door for a long time without getting a response, didn't know that the smart housekeeper was struggling with this matter.Since Rosanna hadn't heard her answer, Miss Potts walked in through the door of the authorized room amidst doubts.

——Little Pepper, like Natasha, is one of the few people in the building who has the authority of Rosanna's room.

——Because of this permission, they don't know how much hatred they have drawn.

After seeing the little rose nestled in the quilt, Little Pepper couldn't help but startled.As Tony Stark's assistant and friend, she has to complain from the bottom of her heart. After experiencing a series of behaviors such as her boss skipping work at every turn, opening the window and flying away suddenly during a meeting, Little Rose is like Like the angel that healed her heart.Rosanna never arrives late or leaves early, she can also make a debut while saving the world, her business ability is top-notch——

If Tony is half as well-behaved as Roseanne, then the members of the SI PR department who worry about Tony every day will not worry that one or two of them will all go bald at an early age... There is even a story inside SI Unknown urban rumors, it is said that when entering and leaving the SI public relations department, there is no need to turn on the lights at all, because the foreheads of the public relations department staff look very much like high-beam headlights...

It is precisely because of knowing Roseanne's character that Pepper is even more surprised.She stood by the bed and bent down to touch Rosanna's forehead. By the way, she asked the smart housekeeper to scan the little girl's physical condition. After confirming that there was no problem, she said softly: "Hi, baby, what should we do?" Get up and get ready."

After hearing Little Pepper's voice, Rosanna struggled to break herself out of sleep again. She tried very hard to open her dark eyes, and spoke softly with a strong sleepy voice. Ask: "What's the matter—"

"Today you and Tony are going to attend a charity auction together," Pepper sighed helplessly, "Have you forgotten? Still feel unwell?"

Hearing this sentence, Rosanna, who was still in a daze, woke up instantly, "Auction? What auction?"

Is Tony finally going to auction off his washing machine? ?No way! !Doesn't he look like he's going broke? !Could it be that they have spent too much money lately? ?Is it because Raytheon ordered more than [-] burgers and fried chicken in one go yesterday? !

Seeing Rosanna's reaction, Pepper suddenly had a very subtle sense of foreboding, "It's the charity party that invited you and Tony at the same time? There will be a valuable auction at the party, and it was confirmed a week ago." Scheduled, Tony said he'd personally break the news to you—"

"Wait!" At this point, Miss Potts suddenly realized something, and her tone of voice raised once, "It's not like Tony hasn't told you all this time, has he?"

"...I'm sorry, but he really never said..."

After getting such an answer, the corner of Xiaojiao's mouth curled into a completely without any smile, "I knew he would forget." ——Obviously this person said to himself firmly before: He will never forget, let alone There will be some big headache news out of the blue.

Pepper guessed right. Ten minutes later, after she caught Tony in the living room, he was holding a coffee cup and asked in a standby state, "What party?"

"...you will appear in front of the camera with Little Rose in a few hours," Pepper said with a very professional perfunctory smirk, "don't let me throw the coffee cup on your head now."

Although he scolded his boss very bluntly, Xiaojiao sighed and reminded the other party: "When you received this invitation a week ago, you were very active in agreeing to it, and what did you say to me? Finally, you have a chance." , I have been waiting for a long time, and if there is no such event, I will organize one myself...' These words."

The assistant, who has an excellent memory, can quickly recall Tony's expression and answers at that time, and the smart butler also very cooperatively called up the video data at that time, and projected it in front of the two of them.

Under such double reminders, Tony finally recalled this very important matter to him.Iron Man cursed in a low voice: "Thor suddenly came over yesterday and disrupted my plan. I originally wanted to tell Little Rose about this surprise yesterday—"

The result was indeed shocking, the sudden news of the sky completely shocked the two of them.

These auctions, dances, and evening parties, in fact, Tony has participated in countless times since he was not yet an adult. He can almost guess what will happen in these seemingly gorgeous and noble occasions with his eyes closed.

The richest man with a mustache receives seven or eight invitations on average every month. His participation in this kind of activity depends entirely on his mood at the time, which is the legendary...'Whether to go or not'.

But this time the party is very important to Tony, after all...

"That guy Bruce went to a party with Roseanne," Tony began, very childishly, "and that guy My Little Pony asked Roseanne to dance with him at the dance that the show built."

"They all have this kind of experience! Of course I will too! Arrange!"

... Oh, men's comparisons.

Fortunately, although Tony forgot about it, Pepper still remembered that she not only remembered coming to remind the two of them today, but even prepared everything for the two of them, from dresses to make-up, and arranged for them to be beautiful. clear and direct.

"You really should give me a raise," Pepper gritted his teeth and said to Tony while he was arranging Little Rose's hair, "otherwise I will definitely take Roseanne to change jobs sooner or later and make my debut in the company next door."

"...okok."

Beautification has always been a long and very enjoyable process.Tony was also 'busy' while Roseanne made her final preparations. ——Busy to show off and spread hatred everywhere.

Tony not only showed off in front of Bruce, but also specially contacted Clark and sent a 'sincere regards' to the little reporter.

"You should take pictures at today's party," Tony said triumphantly to Clark without suppressing the smile in his tone, "Remember to take more close-ups of me and Roseanne, 'we' must I will say hello to your camera specially."

As if lest Clark would not understand what he meant, Tony bit the word 'we' very seriously and carefully.

"..." Even Superman couldn't help being silent for a moment because of Tony's childish but hateful behavior, "I will..."

yes... yes...

In fact, there is no need for Tony to contact the media specifically. Today, all the media's attention and focus will be on Rosanna and Tony.

Aside from those controversial scandals, and the special identities of these two people as "a popular female star and the richest superhero", the two of them themselves are also very attractive.

Except for old antiques like Steve who have been dug out of the ice, the whole world knows that Tony Stark is always in the top ten of "superheroes you want to fall in love with TA" all the year round.He was born to be the center of attention and relished the gaze of others.

And Rosanna...

Little Rose really perfectly reproduced the trajectory of her debut in another world, or to be more precise, she did better this time.And there are two major groups, SI and WE, and a large group of human tenants who have finally boarded the queen to support the small landlord. This time, Roseanne can do whatever she wants.She is responsible for spreading her charm in the world, harvesting people's love, and leaving the rest to her family.

This charity gala is actually similar to the one Rosanna attended in the previous world, and it was also an occasion where celebrities gathered.Just like last time, many media reporters were squatting outside the red carpet, gearing up and waiting to catch the headlines in their own news.

During the boring and long waiting process, they would always discuss with each other something that everyone was interested in, to adjust the atmosphere.For example - "Why aren't Mr. Stark and Miss Roseanne here yet?"

A reporter tapped the camera in his hand and said eagerly: "The audience and fans have been urging to see the photos half an hour ago... Sigh, if I can take the photos, will I still not post them—— "

Before the reporter finished speaking, there was a sudden pause, and then turned into a more excited and loud sentence: "Here we come! I saw their bodyguards!"

Although it has long been expected that the two people who will appear together will set off the highest point and hottest point of this party, I also think that I have made sufficient psychological preparations during the waiting process.But when the two came out, everyone outside the red carpet couldn't help but slow down their breathing for an instant, as if they were afraid of waking up something, not daring to move.

Tony Stark is an old friend of all media people. Like his playboy boy, Master Bruce Wayne, he has provided a steady stream of materials for the media by himself.He is still the same as people remember tonight, with a neat suit and caramel-like eyes, and he is born with a powerful magic that attracts flashlights and cameras.

As for the other protagonist, Rosanna, she is still wearing a red dress today. This dazzling color, which is difficult to control and often easily overturns, looks just right on Rosanna, just like the little strawberry jam on the top of the cream.

When Iron Man led Little Rose onto the red carpet, the surroundings suddenly became very quiet.The reporters who just threatened to take [-] photos for their contributions now just stared at the two people on the red carpet in a daze. Sicilian roses seemed to be inferior to Rosanna's red hair and red hair gently swaying by the wind. Skirt, almost everyone forgot the camera in their hands and stared blankly at all this with their own eyes.

——It was not until Clark was the first to press the shutter that the crisp click sound woke up the people around him, making them frantically press the camera in their hands as if remedial. The flashing lights and shutter sound were like a fireworks display , to fully bloom for the two people who are in the center at this time.

And the two of them are not dazzling because of these 'fireworks', Rosanna and Tony are themselves dazzling light sources.

Following Clark's first "click" shutter sound, Rosanna raised her eyes and caught the familiar face from the crowd. She looked at her human tenant and smiled, and the people around seemed to hear it. The sound of the thousand-year-old snow mountain crumbling and falling into disarray.

The official reporter of the party who was in charge of the interview quickly walked in front of Rosanna and Tony. He pulled out a normal-looking smile under the excitement of patience, and after those meaningless greetings, he asked as usual: "I don't know After the two came to the venue of this evening party, do you have any thoughts to share with everyone?"

——In fact, this sentence is also a very nutritious question.It is nothing more than using this fishing method to ask the guests who are asked to praise the organizer.Very false plastic questions have always been a play that Tony Stark is too lazy to cooperate with.

But this time... After hearing this question, Tony thought about it for a rare moment, then turned his head to look at Rosanna and said, "My most important feeling right now is—you look so good today."

"Pfft, I thought you would give a serious answer." The little landlord shook his head helplessly, "I'm ready to applaud."

"I'm also very serious now," Tony raised his eyebrows and repeated what he said just now, "You look so good today."

Looking at Rosanna's helpless expression, Tony thought for a while pretending to be contemplative, and then said, "Hmm, why don't I put it another way? You look good every day?"

The host opened his mouth several times and tried to intervene, but every time he felt that he seemed out of tune with these two people, and he was completely unable to forcefully intervene in their conversation... He should be under the car, not here...

And although they are out of place, no one can say that there is anything wrong with Mr. Stark's speech just now.After all, he was right, Rosanna was indeed very good-looking today...

The director of the variety show that Rosanna is filming happened to be also invited to this party. Not long after Rosanna and Tony were seated, he came over to say hello to them, and specially I reminded Rosanna about her work: "By the way, for the next program recording, we plan to challenge the combined theme of 'Maze and Escape'. Maybe Miss Rosanna can start preparing from now on."

Hearing the director's words, before Roseanne could answer, Tony next to him couldn't help laughing, "Ready?"

"Yeah, she really needs to be well prepared," Tony raised his eyebrows and looked at Little Rose teasingly, leaned into the other's ear and lowered his voice and continued, "For example, prepare for how to restrain yourself when recording the show." , don’t always change the script.”

The hot air sprayed on Rosanna's earlobe while talking, Tony, who can always make accurate complaints, continued slowly: "Right? The bug little rose that always crashes the show crew?"

Expert in script modification·Walking bugs and cheats·The other program group loves and has a headache. If it weren't for ensuring the program material, Rosanna, who could end the game in 10 minutes, was silent for two seconds, then silently shifted her gaze.

"It's not that I didn't! I'm really good! I never let the program crew and other guests be dumbfounded!" Rosanna nodded heavily while talking, and said very firmly, "That's right! That's it! "

"...I really admire your self-brainwashing skills." Tony made up the knife silently.

Because she was very interested in the theme of the next program that the director said, Rosana also followed the director all the way when he returned to his own position, planning to discuss this issue with him in depth.

And now that the bugs in the program are found, this is not considered a 'script change'. ——Little Rose made a firm conclusion in her heart.

After Rosanna came over, the director remembered another very important thing, "By the way, in order to ensure the effect and sense of substitution of the program, our program team was very lucky to invite an expert this time—"

Speaking of this, the director's voice paused, looking at the man walking towards them not far away, he said to Roseanne, "He's here, Mr. Holmes is the consultant we specially invited for this program."

"...Mr. Detective?" Roseanne was a little surprised by Sherlock's sudden appearance. In Little Rose's impression, this detective didn't seem like a character who would participate in such entertainment programs.

Of course Sherlock also saw Little Rose's surprise, but the detective didn't answer.At this party where everyone is dressed up like a peacock, Mr. Detective is still wrapped in his iconic trench coat, out of place and completely indifferent to the surprised eyes of the people around him.

"In order not to let the wrong setting of the program take root in the hearts of the people, and to set a wrong example for ordinary people, I am going to save these links that lower the average IQ level of human beings... What do you think of this answer?" Sherlock said in Rosa Na sat down next to her, and after answering the question, she quickly took out her mobile phone and went directly to the next topic, "It wasn't you who blocked me last time, right?"

"Uh... no." Not Roseanne, of course, but Tony.

When Spider-Man was splashed with fake videos, Sherlock, who was far away in the UK, provided Roseanne with very accurate and reliable reasoning.This was originally a very timely and friendly help, but it is a pity that after Sherlock sent his reasoning, he added a very important sentence 'I want to continue to study you in depth. 'This kind of terrible speech that feels strange no matter how you think about it.

However, the detective thought that there was nothing wrong with his words. Rosanna, an interesting girl who aroused all his enthusiasm and curiosity, was one of the few people in the world who would not make him feel bored.Such a person is certainly worthy of in-depth study.

Sherlock is very sure that his conclusion is very normal, but after Tony saw the message on Roseanne's mobile phone that seemed to be harassment and intimidation, he quickly blocked Sherlock.

"If you tell Mr. Detective the truth, he might quarrel with Tony..." Little Rose thought silently in her heart.

Then the next day's headlines were "Iron Man vs. Sherlock Holmes, the battle between the richest man and the famous detective!" ' Such a sensational headline.

In order to prevent such a near-tragedy from happening in front of her, Rosanna quickly changed the subject: "Actually, you didn't come here to be a program consultant, did you? I think...you have other goals?"

Sherlock seemed to have guessed that Roseanne would say that, and asked in a flat tone: "Really? For example?"

"You didn't keep looking at me when you were talking to me, but you were also looking at other people." This was definitely a weird thing for Sherlock, who never liked dealing with stupid people.

"So I guess...there should be other targets besides me, right?"

As soon as Rosanna finished speaking, the director who went to say hello to other colleagues also sat down again. He looked blankly at Rosanna and Sherlock who had a strange atmosphere around him, and subconsciously said, "What's wrong? What's wrong? ?"

"Nothing," replied Rosanna with a smile, tilting her head and staring at Sherlock. "We're just discussing something very interesting. Right, Mr. Detective?"

Under Rosanna's smiling eyes, Sherlock replied flatly: "Indeed."

It's a chess match.

It is tit for tat.

Also act like no one else.

In the ensuing conversation with Sherlock, Rosana also learned the true purpose of Mr. Detective's trip this time.

Many celebrities will be present at this evening's party, and the guests include many wealthy businessmen.And Sherlock's target - a multinational businessman engaged in illegal business, is also among them.

"So you are also responsible for these things?" Rosanna squeezed her chin in doubt, "The division of work in the human world is really strange..."

"..." Of course, this matter should not belong to Sherlock's work tasks... However——

This should be @Sherlock's elder brother Mycroft who works as a 'little clerk' in the British government.

But it was obvious that Sherlock didn't want to tell Rosanna this embarrassing detail, and Little Rose couldn't keep her attention on Sherlock.

Because the voice of the staff on the stage attracted her attention. "Next, we are going to auction a very special and special collection. Before this party, someone contacted us, saying that he hoped to directly buy this jewelry with an amount twenty times the highest transaction price, and use it as a gift The most suitable lady for this piece of jewelry in his mind."

"After several parties of us negotiated with the donor, we jointly decided that this collection will be directly bought by this gentleman."

"...This plot is so familiar," Rosanna, who had just been pulled back to her place by Pepper, complained in a low voice, "It reminds me of some bad memories..."

"Hmm," Tony echoed casually, "Then I can only hope that the auction items this time will never be fake again."

Not long after Tony's smiling voice fell, the staff on the stage said: "Then we will give this jewelry bracelet bought by Mr. Bruce Wayne to our Miss Roseanne at the scene."

"???"

"???"

Tony, who was still eating melons just now, almost jumped up from his seat when he heard this, "What the hell??"

At this time, he suddenly thought that he had specially contacted the old bat not long ago, and showed off to him that he would attend the party with Little Rose tonight... At that time, Tony believed that Bruce would be helpless, but now It seems that at that time, he might be secretly happy in his heart...

Gan.Gan! !

Rosanna didn't expect to receive such a strange gift again.When Rosanna was surprised and Tony was aggrieved, the staff came over with the collection.

I don't know if it's a coincidence, but the staff member who came to deliver the goods is also a beautiful woman with red hair.

After the staff opened the gift box, Rosanna saw a bouquet of roses woven into a bracelet——

etc.Rosanna blinked in surprise, and found that it was not an ordinary rose at all, but an immortal rose bracelet made of expensive jewels.

The intertwined vines climb into an elegant arc like singing hymns, and the platinum petals are layered on top of each other, and the rubies are quietly dotted on them, which is the most eye-catching light.

Bruce once gave Roseanne a rain of roses made of projections. Although the petals, which were as lifelike as real flowers, were beautiful and elegant, they were not realistic after all.

So now—he sent an even better bouquet of roses.

Delicate and charming, touchable, and like the projected petals, it is immortal and will not wither.

Amid the envious exclamations of the people around, Rosanna put the bouquet of roses on her slender wrist, stared at the camera in the distance, "Thank you, I like it very much."

She knew Bruce would see it, and always would.

—Of course Bruce was watching, too.

Almost everyone present looked enviously on Rosanna.

As for why it is 'almost', it is because there are two people, Tony and Sherlock.

Tony, who was sitting next to Rosanna, was about to turn into lemon juice. He whispered to the little pepper beside him, "I decided to order more than 1000 golden roses and put them in the flower field for Rosanna."

"..." The huge white eyes are Pepper's truest attitude now.

When the staff on the stage were conducting the auction of the next collection, the red-haired staff in charge of delivering the gifts suddenly whispered to Rosanna: "Please come with me, we still have some formalities to deal with. "

Little Rose raised her eyes and stared at the woman for two seconds, then raised her eyebrows, "Of course, I—I am very happy to accompany you." At the same time, she secretly shook her finger at Tony, signaling him not to interfere.

Rosanna's answer was a bit subtle, but it didn't attract much attention at this time.The red-haired staff took Roseanne backstage at the gala, as she said.

But after entering the backstage, the beautiful red-haired woman suddenly said to Rosanna in a smiling voice: "You really have a very good name, Xiao, Rose, Rose."

At the same time as the voice fell, she suddenly held Luosanna's shoulders, put her arms around Little Rose's narrow waist and pressed her up, and the breath when speaking and breathing fell on Luosanna's neck and earlobes, "Rose is really A happy creature, don't you, Little Rose?"

She—the poison ivy girl of Gotham—was very close to Rosanna, as if she could tear off a piece of flesh or give a kiss at any time.

The author has something to say: Hint: Poison Ivy can use the toxin secreted from her lips, after a sham, to deliver it in her preferred "deadly kiss" fashion.

I won’t write about the small theater today... I don’t feel well TT I hope to receive more comments to let me relax woo woo woo

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