Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Now when Peter saw Rosanna appearing, he felt chills in his back, as if he was about to be slapped on him by Little Rose again.

Whether it is 'Even if you don't study well, you can't commit suicide! 'Or' I get it, Spider-Man is a girl! ’, these two black pots are really big and round, and they are a burden that Peter’s life cannot bear.TT

While thinking about it in his heart, he shot spider silk to stick to the deodorizing spray on Dr. Octopus's laboratory bench, and before he had time to check what it smelled like, he pointed it directly at himself, and used the force like spraying insecticide again He squirted all over his body.

"...??" As soon as the smell came up, Peter regretted it. He sneezed three times and wailed at the same time, just like Rosanna once did, "Why would someone use a deodorant spray that smells like seafood? !"

What kind of weird hobby is this? ?Even if you are called Dr. Octopus, you are not seafood, are you? ?Can you wake up a little bit? ?

After the initial horror, Peter tried hard to hold back his desire to complain, and kept comforting himself in his heart.

At least this seafood-flavored spray still has an advantage:

When Rosanna and her shikigami were fighting killer crocodiles, Peter felt that he was incompatible with Kaibozu and other aquatic creatures because of his different race.Now that he is sprayed with such a strong scented spray, wouldn't this blend in perfectly!

——This series of thoughts is actually Peter's forced comfort to himself.Try not to cry too loudly.

But soon, Peter couldn't even do this kind of self-comfort.

Because Rosanna didn't summon her group of aquatic shikigami at all today! !The little onmyoji changed a group of shikigami summons!Surprised or not!Not surprisingly!

The little onmyoji and her shikigami had already formed a very complete combat system, and it was applied very quickly this time.The smoky smoke filled the entire laboratory of Dr. Octopus, isolating all prying eyes from the outside world.

The wind and snow brought by the snow girl froze all the tools of Dr. Octopus, and the mechanical tentacles on his body were covered by ice and snow into hard ice.This crazy scientist who has always acted recklessly relying on his mechanical tentacles is now a standing NPC who is fixed and beaten by everyone.

The brocade silk of anti-cotton cotton slowly wraps around the neck and arms of Dr. Octopus. It is obviously such a light and soft thing, but after being endowed with demonic power, it becomes hard and sharp, like countless blades, firmly firmly fixed the body of Dr. Octopus.

Gu Huo Niao and other shikigami rushed up with all kinds of swords and weapons in their hands, so fast that Peter didn't know whether to continue spraying spider silk...

The healing shikigami of the little Onmyoji's family stood around and watched for a long time, and it was no surprise that they found that with the strength of these monsters, they would not be injured at all, and they would not need treatment.And this is not the first time this kind of thing has happened, it is the umpteenth time that this group of shikigami who are powerful enough to revive their dead bones feels a strong sense of frustration.and also—

Just around the corner wanting to export with other people.

There is a famous saying common to all healing nurses in the world: 'As long as I kill the enemy before my teammates get hurt, then I don't need healing. '

However, it is obvious that the little onmyoji does not intend to let these shikigami in his family do this, "Who said there is no need for treatment?" Rosanna smiled and pointed to Sherlock and Watson beside her, "I think the detective and the doctor are both He needs some treatment."

After all, the people whose two views have been subverted, after seeing the wonderful play of Shikigami, it seems that the whole person has lost color, and is on the verge of petrification and cracking.It made Kaguya Hime's hands a little itchy, and she really wanted to raise her hand to poke these two... gray-faced 'sculptures'.

Try to see if these two sculptures will not fall down.

Of course Kaguya Ji's actions were stopped by Rosanna, the little Onmyoji looked helplessly at the little princess on his moon palace, and whispered: "Why are you so skinny now?"

...Although she really didn't want to admit it, when Rosanna said this, she still couldn't help but think of the human tenants in her house.Kaguya Hime and the others shouldn't have been infected by Tony and the others... right?

The little onmyoji with sharp eyes and quick hands was able to stop Kaguya Ji's movements, but she couldn't stop the ugly girl on the other side from complaining.

The ugly girl has always been very picky about people's appearance, and this time is of course no exception.After carefully studying Sherlock with critical eyes, the ugly girl frowned and asked her master Onmyoji: "My lord, do you want to accept a horse spirit as a new shikigami?"

"...huh?" Rosanna was just being hugged by Guhuo, and she was planning to talk to Spider-Man "Miss Sister".Hearing the words of the ugly daughter suddenly, he was stunned for a long time before he found his own voice, "Horse, horse spirit??"

The little girl who was raised by monsters has seen most monsters and shikigami in the world in these years.However, so far, she has never seen a shikigami after a horse has become a spirit...

This made Rosanna feel at a loss, but she couldn't help but follow the ugly girl's complaints and expand her thinking: what big move will Ma Chengjing have after that? emmmmm kick someone?Or snorting people?

Anyway, no matter what kind—it's just too indecent.The little onmyoji decided to solemnly refuse.

Seeing the shocked expression of her little onmyoji, the Ugly Girl chuckled for a while, and intensified her goal at Dr. Watson next to Sherlock, "Not only the horse spirit, but also a short-legged Corgi Refined?"

The ugly girl waved the hammer in her hand, and concluded with regret: "The human beings nowadays really look quite casual."

"... Cough, I'm sorry, what she just said is not sincere." Rosanna looked at Watson and Sherlock awkwardly, raised her hand and quickly picked up the ugly daughter, and whispered to her, "You still go to fight Come on. Stop talking."

Judging from the opponent's ability to kill people without seeing blood and only using their mouths to complain, she can carry the whole audience by herself, and make the enemy angry to death.

Before leaving, Rosanna did not forget to tell the healing shikigami on the side, "Now Sherlock and Watson really need healing..." The little onmyoji was worried that these two would be ugly. The daughter vomited blood.

Human beings are so fragile, why hit them with the cruel truth! !And it's wrong to discriminate against people based on appearance! !

——While thinking this in her heart, Rosanna felt that she would arrange an 'ideological education' course for her shikigami in the future to improve their ideological awareness and 'caring' towards human beings.She had even silently arranged a tutor for this class in her mind: Steve would definitely be happy to take on this role.

The ugly girl muttered in a low voice, 'I'm just telling the truth', but was forcibly taken away by Rosanna covering her mouth.

As for Sherlock and Dr. Watson who were left in place, the two of them... continued to petrify.

Dr. Watson, lying innocently lying on the gun, looked down at his legs, and then whispered, "My legs...are they really short?" No? ?

The good doctor was ridiculed by Sherlock for being "too childlike" a long time ago, and he still believes that there are elves and hobbits in this world.

What happened around them today strongly proved Watson's idea. ...It's just that the ugly girl is definitely different from the elf he imagined before.He thought all elves would be innocent and cute? !Why are there still elves with such poisonous mouths? !Is it the way he opened it? ?

"In terms of human proportions," Sherlock replied blankly, "it's within the normal range."

Before Watson was moved by Sherlock's protection of himself, he heard the detective continue to say: "But judging from the visual effect, it is very short."

A knowing blow, a fatal blow.

After finishing speaking, Sherlock's voice paused, and after a few seconds, he couldn't help asking, "Then, my face..."

"It's very long." Even the good doctor couldn't help but fight back after being stabbed by the Ugly Girl and Sherlock just now, and he smiled without sincerity, "That little girl just said the truth .”

My legs are not necessarily short, but your face must be long!

"..."

The pair of Sherlock and Watson hurt each other, while Roseanne was hugged by the bird and flew all the way to Spider-Man's side.

"Hi——" Before she could finish her greeting, Rosana covered her nose and sneezed three times in a row.It's a re-enactment where normal people say hello with a wave or a hug, and they - with a sneeze.

Rosanna sniffed the strong smell of seafood on Spider-Man's body, and tried to speak in as gentle a way as possible: "Your taste in choosing perfume is still the same as before... novelty."

——To be precise, it is much more regressive than last time.Although the smell was too strong last time, it was only a delicate citrus perfume, which was within the acceptable range of normal human beings.But this time...

Roseanne not only wants to interview Spider-Man for what purpose he chose this perfume, but also wants to interview the manufacturer who developed this perfume by the way. This wonderful aroma.

Hearing Rosanna's complaints, Peter moved his body wanting to cry without tears, and opened the distance between him and Rosanna.And it was when Peter was trying to divert his attention that he suddenly realized——

The shikigami summoned by Rosanna this time, except for a few inhuman monsters, are all girls.

The expressionless Snow Maiden raises her hands like ice, and her hands turn into frost. A single movement can make the whole laboratory feel like falling into an ice cave; after Gu Huo Niao puts Rosanna down, she holds the sword in her hand again She rushed out; after Rosanna suppressed the urge to complain, the ugly girl had no choice but to stop talking for a while and hit people with a hammer instead. ——From a mental attack to a physical attack.

This subtle detail made Peter look up at Rosanna in surprise.And after seeing Spiderman's eyes, Little Rose smiled and winked at him, with a mysterious look of "I understand you".

"..." Rosanna's expression gave Peter a bad feeling, and sure enough, he heard Rosanna say it in the next second.

"Come on!" Rosanna clenched her fists childishly and put on a cheering gesture, "It must be hard work to hide your identity until now! Don't worry, I will keep the secret for you, and we girls can also save you. world!"

In the past, Peter felt that he was out of tune with the aquatic creatures around him because of species issues.Now Peter feels that he is out of tune with everyone because of his gender...

In short, it is... forever out of place!Forever an outsider! QQ

Why am I getting worse and worse? ?

Under the hood, Peter pulled out a smile that was uglier than crying, and replied hoarsely, "I'm really... so touched."

I was so moved that I wanted to cry.

Peter even regrets why he put on this vest now, but if he tells the truth to Roseanne now, it seems a little...too embarrassing, right? ?

"Hi, Rosanna, I'm actually not the cute girl Spider-Man you believed, I'm Peter Parker..." So, won't Rosanna misunderstand that she is a pervert? ?From the first word to the last word of this explanation, it is filled with a strong sense of indecency and weirdness!And will Rosanna think that she is actually a bigwig because of this explanation TT

Under the hood, Peter wept silently. Peter was suffering in his heart, but Peter didn't say anything.

In fact, after controlling the mechanical tentacles of Doctor Octopus, he is not a very difficult enemy to deal with.What's more, there are Peter, who turns grief and anger into combat power, and shikigami who are like humanoid arsenals.

So soon they teamed up and successfully 'packed' Dr. Octopus.The appearance of this doctor octopus has changed from a mechanical madman to an ingredient that can be used for teppanyaki immediately.

And Spider-Man quickly explained why he appeared here: "I happened to bump into him conducting human experiments, so I followed him all the way to this laboratory."

Rosanna, who was leaning against the experimental table, flipped through the experimental records in her hands, and gently repeated what Peter said just now, "Human experiment."

Through the records held by Rosanna, others also saw these experiments conducted by Dr. Octopus.Dr. Watson frowned unbearably, but at the same time, he did not forget the purpose of their trip at the beginning, "So the case we encountered this time was also because of his human experiment?"

"Yes, that's the subject of the experiment he chose." The person who answered this question was not Doctor Octopus, or even Sherlock who was good at reasoning, but Spider-Man.

Peter's words immediately attracted everyone's attention. He stammered and continued to explain: "I just found out about this because I happened to meet him nearby..."

Peter was telling the truth, but he also concealed part of the truth.

The fact is: Peter, who traveled to the UK with the class, enthusiastically planned to meet Rosanna after getting the address of Rosanna's hotel.In the end, Little Rose was not found, but Dr. Octopus.

After finding the evidence and the prisoner, of course the toolman Lestrade and others will deal with Dr. Octopus.But before they arrived, Roseanne narrowed her eyes and took a deep look at Doctor Octopus.His eyes were like looking at the dead.If anyone present had the power to see ghosts, they would surely have noticed that the two ghost messengers behind Rosanna were silently picking up the sickles in their hands.

After reading those bloody and cruel experiment records, Rosanna didn't even want to ask Dr. Octopus to pay for the cruise ship anymore.She just wanted to make him lose his life.

While waiting for Lestrade and others to arrive, Sherlock stared at Spider-Man for a long time.The detective's eyes were not malicious, but it still made Peter feel like his spider sensor was buzzing.

Spider-Man raised his head subconsciously, looking at Sherlock in front of him with vigilance.As a tourist traveling to England, Peter, like many people, has studied Mr. Holmes' "History of Heroes" very carefully before setting off.After all, this famous detective, like his residence, is a well-known scenic spot in the UK, the kind that every traveler would really like to check in.

However, the scenic spot is safe, but the detective is not necessarily completely safe and harmless.

"You just said—" After careful observation, Sherlock suddenly turned his head to look at Roseanne behind him, "What is Spider-Man's gender?"

No matter from which angle you look at it, the vigilante standing in front of them is definitely not a woman.

"..." Upon hearing Sherlock's words, Peter gasped in fright, jumped back a few steps, and quickly said to Rosanna, "I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, so I will Don't stay, see you later!!"

Without waiting for Rosanna to stay, he quickly spit out spider webs and left the scene.

She has lived a long life, and if she bumps into this detective, she will lose her vest!

Don't look at Peter leaving the scene so silently and quickly, but in fact, an [-]-word essay has long appeared in his heart, complaining about his recent bad luck and the things that Little Rose threw at him. One, two, three, four... Countless scapegoats.

"Uh..." Rosanna looked at the leaving figure of Spiderman suspiciously, and asked Sherlock next to her, "What did you want to say just now?"

"It's nothing, I just found some very interesting things." Sherlock didn't tell Roseanne what he found. He raised his eyebrows and looked at the back of Spider-Man's fast escape, and repeated the word "interesting" again in his heart. .

Why do so many interesting things always happen to this little red-haired girl?

Sherlock's speed of solving the case was as fast as ever, and this time, when Scotland Yard wrote the report, it not only mentioned the names of Sherlock and Watson, but also mentioned the existence of Rosanna and Spider-Man.

After seeing the news, the people who eat melons reacted differently. Anyway, after seeing the news, Tony called Rosana on the spot, "I won't go for a walk in Gotham today, right? I'll take a walk in England instead?" "

Since Roseanne firmly claimed that she was only going for a 'walk' in Gotham, and not specifically to conquer Gotham, the word 'walking' was really a victim of wind criticism.It has become synonymous with a series of words such as "force" and "violence".

Hearing what Tony said, Rosanna shouted again and again, "I'm really innocent this time! I can't ignore the case that happened near me! I think the main reason is that this human world is too cruel. It's dangerous! Otherwise, how could I go, there are villains everywhere!"

"..." Hawkeye, who was passing by by chance, just heard Rosanna's complaint, and the experienced Archer blurted out, "Isn't this a unique system for the protagonists of detective works? For example, Kudo xichi, Kaneda x and so on, Wherever you go, you will die..."

"You can shut up," Tony quickly interrupted Hawkeye's voice, "I don't want a flag man in the team."

Although he was interrupted by Tony's unkind rant, Hawkeye still couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "If that's the case, with the fighting power of the little girl, I think world peace is just around the corner." This mobile nuclear weapon and the large arsenal of cold weapons behind her are settled, so don't you want world peace?

"..."

Hawkeye's inexplicable and reasonable complaints finally got a huge white eye from Tony.

But in fact, for Rosanna herself, the strongest opponent she encountered during this trip to the UK was not Dr. Octopus. —but Sherlock Holmes.

As the time spent with each other increases, Little Rose really wants to study the proposition of 'on the value of human courage and the length of a human face'.

Sherlock is obviously just an ordinary human being, but he is extremely obsessed with the power of Onmyoji, and he has a crazy feeling of "if you don't study it to the end, you won't give up".

The detective who often yelled 'boring' at home finally found interesting things and interesting people that could ignite every cell of him.

He was so excited that he was almost stationed near the program group, staying by Rosanna's side every day, studying this wonderful and interesting red-haired girl.His attitude was so exaggerated that his elder brother, a 'little clerk' who worked for the British government, couldn't help asking.

And Dr. Watson, who watched everything at a close distance, had to complain: he really suspected that Rosanna was dealing with Sherlock with a coaxing mentality like a child.

Even when Watson tentatively asked Roseanne 'what does she think of Sherlock', Little Rose himself admitted: "Frail humans like you really need to be protected."

At that time, Little Rose's tone was very melancholy, worrying from the bottom of her heart about how this group of human beings should survive in the modern world.

She was sincere, but Watson's pupils trembled when he heard it.

Delicate human beings... who is this sentence talking about? !Sherlock Holmes who can save the world with his brain?Or he, a soldier who came down from the battlefield unscathed?

The good doctor thought about it for a long time, and felt that among all the friends and family members he knew around him, only his daughter who was not yet one year old could be called "delicate".As for the others... Anyway, they are better than each other.

But Rosanna believed so firmly, her tone was so firm that Watson couldn't even refute it.

In the eyes of outsiders, this matter is very interesting.A well-known geek detective, a rising female entertainer?This combination is very subtle and interesting no matter how you think about it.

But even though they thought so, in fact, no one dared to really gossip about these two.After all, as long as the two of them get together, it's like opening a 'high IQ enchantment'. The people inside are tit-for-tat, and outsiders can't intervene at all.

For example, when the recording was about to start, Sherlock was studying the Nine-Life Cat in Roseanne's hands, and at the same time complained about the bugs in the setting of this episode of the program group about the way of killing people, and also listed 1 and 2 , 3, 4 and a series of questions.

The staff who were setting up the scene were trembling with fright, but what Mr. Detective said was right, which caused the directors present a headache for a long time.

"There must be a bug," Rosanna replied while playing with the little pink paw of the Nine Lives Cat, "otherwise, what if the underage is taught to be abused after the broadcast? You have to allow a certain amount of fault tolerance in the artwork Rate."

Hearing Rosanna's words, Sherlock looked at her with incredible eyes: "The fault tolerance rate does not mean that there can be so many bugs, and no one will kill people in such a way that lowers the IQ of the entire world. "

"...Do you know that your behavior is called living ETC?" The little onmyoji was also moved by Sherlock's words, and complained in a low voice, "If you really want to find bugs, then it's not just what you said. have……"

——If you can’t be persuaded, just join.

The staff members were originally very moved by Roseanne's maintenance and rescue just now, but when they heard that Roseanne actually started to list the unreasonable parts of this program, their smiles gradually disappeared.

Please stop talking! !Besides, this show is really about to be cancelled! !

How can there be a bug in the program? This is a program made in the bug...

Under the "guidance" of these two highly intelligent people, this episode of the program was finally recorded with deletions, deletions and changes.

It's a pity that until the end of the show, after Roseanne returned to the United States with the team, Sherlock still didn't understand the principle of the power beyond the normal range on Roseanne.This funny red-haired girl and the uncanny powers she brings are wrapped in layers of secrets that will never be seen through.Beside her is a fox with nine tails, a plant that is half a man and half a tree, and a princess in the Moon Palace who completely violates Newtonian theory...

Just unbelievably crazy.

Because Sherlock's state was so fanatical, Watson even persuaded the other party: "You might as well learn magic with Roseanne. If you want to use magic to defeat magic, after learning for a while, you will definitely able to grasp thoroughly.”

Speaking of this, Watson also speculated enthusiastically: "Maybe in a certain parallel time and space, you are a powerful magician, like the protagonist of Harry Potter? Of course, I am not Ron , I should be a cooler character—”

Hearing what Watson said, Sherlock turned his head and looked at him again. Of course, the focus was on Watson's legs, "I think you are more suitable for the role of a dwarf than an agent."

"...Do you have to hurt each other with me??" Where are my legs short? ?

When Roseanne went to England, it was on Tony's private jet.And because the program team needed to record some additional shots on the return trip, Tony had to reluctantly agree to the program team's request this time, and did not send his own plane or suit again.

Although they couldn't go to the UK to pick them up, they still showed up outside the airport very punctually. As soon as Rosanna finished work, Hawkeye picked them up and stuffed them into the car to pick them up.

In fact, among superheroes, Hawkeye is often considered...a character that is easily overlooked.A more classic case: a child wearing a Avengers logo confessed to the camera: "I like the Avengers so much! I like Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow, Thor, and the Hulk. Err ... who else is coming?"

This has a lot to do with character and team positioning. After all, the so-called archers, of course, want to deal with the enemy in silence and darkness.

However, the relationship between Rosanna and Hawkeye is very good. As soon as the other party sat down in the car, she asked, "Did you clear the game we played together before I left for England?"

"emmm..." Upon hearing this question, Barton's smile froze, "How should I explain it to you..."

When Barton hesitated to speak, many staff members and guests in the same group as Rosanna looked at their backs with envious eyes.

After Rosanna's debut this time, she has never met anyone like Bella.After all, people seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, no matter how arrogant they are, after seeing the two rich men of SI and WE and a group of superheroes behind Rosanna, they will be cowardly, and they dare not provoke this one at all. little rose.

"Don't look at it," a staff member said in a low voice, not sure if he was comforting himself or others, "The more you look at it, the more bitter you become, the more you look at it, the more envious you become."

"I understand," even though he said that, but in fact, many people present stared enviously at Rosanna's leaving back. "We debuted for life and for work."

"Rosanna's debut is a god descending to the world, to show us mortals what is the beauty of a fairy and the IQ of a fairy."

"Alas..." For a while, the room was filled with everyone's sighs.

And the car was filled with a tangled and hesitant atmosphere, "After you were not in the building, Tie Can also played that game."

The game Hawkeye mentioned is a card game that has a lot to do with luck.Hearing what he said, Rosanna asked curiously: "How is Tony's luck?"

"...worse than me," Hawkeye held back his own smile, "he drew out a lot of useless cards."

"Uh, then what?"

"Then," Hawkeye couldn't help rolling his eyes when he thought of this, "then he bought that game company. He got himself a full picture book number."

Ordinary krypton gold players: krypton krypton krypton!Buy buy buy!

The real krypton gold player: Your company belongs to me.

"...It's really something he can do."

It's Tony Stark.

When the two were deeply speechless because of this Tony-style behavior, the radio in the car suddenly mentioned a name that both of them were familiar with.

"Recently, we received a video about the vigilante Spider-Man. Through this anonymous video, we can clearly see—" Just as Rosanna and Hawkeye were listening carefully, suddenly a voice came from the speaker. There is a murmur.

"Hey... Didi..." After a harsh noise, the radio seemed to be disconnected suddenly, leaving only a strange blind tone.

In the Avengers Building not far away, the intelligent housekeeper who was functioning to the extreme stopped countless messages related to it.

The author has something to say: The good doctor has thought about it for a long time, and feels that among all the friends and family members he knows around him, only his daughter who is not yet one year old can be called "delicate".Besides, D Xiao's ex-wife, the landlady?My own 'with all due respect, no one present can beat' wife?Even Jasmine isn't considered delicate, is she? ?

However, in Little Rose's eyes, all of you are weak and cannot fight...

Valentine's Day Theater:

When it comes to Valentine's Day, we have to talk about the two indispensable elements of chocolate and roses.

Since Roseanne herself is the most beautiful and delicate rose in the world, her presents to everyone are all kinds of chocolates.

Rosana's cooking skills are not bad, and desserts like chocolate are not difficult for her.

But the worst part is that... the Baizang master who was in charge of delivering the gifts confused the gifts for humans with the gifts for goblins.

So this day - Batman received blood-scented chocolate. "..." Did she think that Batman needs to suck blood after she thinks that I am petite and soft and needs to be protected?

Spider-Man received the chocolate that was supposed to be given to the new bride. After taking a big bite, he realized that it was Little Rose's special secret recipe, the kind that can supplement spider silk.So Peter relived the nightmare and vomited spider silk for several days in a row.

Tony opened the gift with great interest and found a bone inside. "...Is this for the Nine Lives Cat, the Cat, the Inugami, or the Fox??"

"...Neither, it's for bone girls. What to eat to make up for yourself..." (whispering)

Worst of all was Hawkeye.He received a handful of soil, and mistook it for a new variety of chocolate powder, and after swallowing it, he heard the little rose rushing over in a hurry, saying, "That's the soil I prepared for Bianhua! Spit it out!!"

...Where is Valentine's Day, it is clearly a lover's robbery

--The reason why Mysterious Guest was beaten up in one breath is, of course, to bring out other people through him.unspeakable unspeakable

-感谢在2020-02-1312:59:05~2020-02-1409:52:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Is it a dream or not?

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles if it is a dream or not; (*^ω^*) 9 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!