Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Relying on the rich inventory of various materials in the smart housekeeper, and the omnipotent collection method of Rosanna Shikigami, Rosanna has long had a very professional "grievance notebook" to record brother Various targets of purge in Tan.

The man in the suit who is being beaten up is also a member of Rosanna's book.It's just that he belongs to the category with the lowest level and ranking, because he only relies on pure violence and force to do evil, so there is no risk or difficulty for the more powerful Rosanna and others, and he belongs to the category in online games. A low-level npc that can be practiced by novices.

After all, when the two are in completely unequal classes, the upper class will inevitably respond to all provocations and jumps from the lower class with simple and rude solutions and suppression without hesitation.

The man in the suit is in the... 'drug' business that everyone knows and doesn't talk about.He had just negotiated a big deal today and was about to celebrate when he bumped into Jason Todd - and then things were just like what Roseanne saw now.

Jason Todd, Bruce's second adopted son, second-generation Robin, anti-hero Red Hood.

Rosana had just watched Tony's Iron Man suit at close range yesterday, and even touched the golden-red suit with her own hands.Unlike Iron Man's high-strength firepower attack, Jason's fighting style is more aesthetically pleasing.Bloody, cruel, but revealing a powerful charm.

But Rosanna couldn't think of that now.Little Rose had just passed yin and yang and spells, so she climbed to a nearby wall and sat down, watching the movements of the red hood up close.

After getting used to the small and cute appearance of the little bat beside her bed, Rosanna has not broken away from this powerful emotional filter until now.As long as she thinks of Batman now, she will automatically recall the soft and easy rua comfort of the little bat next to her pillow.

This emotional filter even radiated to the Red Hood and others.

Rosanna rested her chin with her hand, looked at Jason in front of her lovingly, and thought silently in her heart: "Although his hood is really strange, it looks like a red light bulb from a distance, but looks like a big star up close. Jujube, but I will never dislike him just because of this! '

Thinking of this, Rosanna's train of thought was a little stuck, "So, then he really can't go out during the day?"It is easy to be stopped by the traffic police as a red light...'

After unconsciously complaining about Jason's headgear, Rosanna reaffirmed her recent plan very firmly: "It is imperative to clean up Gotham!"There are so many weak humans in need of protection! '

——Rosanna, who thought so, completely selectively ignored the red hood in front of her. He was a 225-pound 182cm, a strong man with a punch of a child, and his body was as big as two Rosannas.

No way, after getting along with monsters for a long time, Rosanna really doesn't have much concept of normal humans.

She also believed that the evil god Loki, the number one mage in the Nine Realms, was a kid who was only over 1000 years old! 'Woolen cloth.

Even if someone reminds her that Jason is a '225-pound 182-pound man', Rosanna will only retort with righteous indignation: "It's only over 200 pounds! It's much, many times lighter than painted walls and earthquake catfish! Only 182 It’s tall! It’s much shorter than Qing Ji—especially after standing up including the tail!”

... To use a popular saying in the fan circle: Once a person puts on a mommy filter, there is really no cure.

Rosanna's loving and hot eyes were very obvious. As soon as she jumped onto the wall, Jason, who was beating the enemy, felt a chill behind him, and looked back at him keenly.

Jason knew this little red-haired girl, whom he had just seen in a popular video online not long ago.The title of that video is very sensational, 'the girl that Superman is afraid of', but in the comments and retweets, everyone is 'hahaha' and licking face - and it's double licking, Superman and the face of a strange red-haired girl Both perfectly fit their highest fantasies of beauty.No one took the original promoter's joke seriously...except Jason.

He could see that Superman was really embarrassed and nervous when he 'run away' from the red-haired girl.So in this way-the question becomes very interesting, what kind of girl can make Superman flee?

After Jason dies once, his connection to the Batcave is pretty sparse.But no matter how little it is, there will still be a connection after all.From these weak messages, Jason knew the origin and identity of the red-haired girl.

Jason was interested in this little girl from another world—was, was!

When Jason finished taking care of the enemy under Roseanna's loving, sympathetic and burning eyes, he felt as if he understood why Superman ran away.

... This little girl is good-looking, but there is something wrong with her brain and eyes.how to say?The look in her eyes gave Jason the feeling that...an animal breeder was looking at his small animals.

He casually kicked the man in the suit who was still complacent just now into the corner, and then jumped lightly to Rosanna's side, squatting at the other side's perspective and looking at his position just now, "What are you looking at?"

The little red-haired girl didn't answer, but turned around suddenly and raised her hand to touch Jason's arm very seriously.The sturdy body that has just been exercising exudes a strong and powerful breath, and it is really powerful and terrifying that one can beat ten.However, Rosanna touched the opponent's small arm all the way up, and said to herself worriedly: "Oh, how to cultivate a healthy human being? In addition to teaching us Yin Yang, Master Qingming should also publish a book Tell us this knowledge..."

Should I ask Ibaraki to come over and play boxing with them to exercise?But after thinking about it carefully, it seems that it is not possible. In case of accidental injury, she will go to the underworld to find people...

Rosanna's hand just followed Jerry's little arm and pinched it all the way to his shoulder. The strength was very light, like a kitten stepping on milk.

"...?" Jason looked at Rosanna's actions, although it was a bit difficult to understand, but is he being taken advantage of now? ?

However, Rosanna was completely unaware of this. After measuring the physical fitness of the other party, she asked worriedly: "It's dangerous to be active in Gotham so late, where are you going? Shall I go with you? I will protect you well!"

Rosanna's voice was very firm, but Jason looked at the other person's slender and thin body, especially the narrow waist that seemed to be broken by himself, and confirmed one thing:

He is now sure that although this little girl is good-looking, her brain is really not working well.

She just said——[who] protects [who]? ?Did she misunderstand herself, or did she misunderstand something about herself? !

Rosana, who was eager to protect Jason, failed in the end.

Because Little Rose's parents rushed over to arrest her.

"Well, well," accompanied by the iconic bgm, Iron Man appeared behind Roseanne, "Let me see, which disobedient little guy sneaked out?"

"I didn't sneak away!" Roseanne replied innocently, "I wrote a message!"

"...Where is it?" As the owner of the building, and the ubiquitous smart butler reminded him, Tony should have known everything that happened in the building.

Rosanna answered bluntly and confidently: "It's under the bedside table in my room!"

"...You just don't intend to let us see it at all."

"No!" Rosana said innocently, "I'm so good!"

While Tony laughed and scolded the little villain, Jason, who had been squatting on the wall, jumped off and quietly disappeared from their sight.

After all, he had known him since he was a child, and Tony still knew the stories that happened in the Batcave.He also comforted himself after Peter got into trouble: "At least the babies in pajamas are much more obedient than those cubs in the Batcave..."

So Tony didn't stop Jason from leaving, he lifted Rosanna off the wall like a kitten by the back of the neck, "Okay, since you want to see Bruce so much, then I'll take you to see Bruce." meet him."

Tony's tone was very reluctant, but he still had to force himself to accept the fact. ——If you don't take Roseanne to meet Bruce again, Little Rose will probably turn the entire Gotham City over to find someone.

"But you have to promise me first," Tony lifted his mask and emphasized to Roseanne seriously, "you can't just come to Gotham alone in the future."

"Okay!" Roseanne replied without hesitation, "I promise you!"

Rosanna's expression was serious and innocent, but it gave Tony an indescribable subtle sense of disobedience.He always felt that Little Rose's innocent expression looked familiar...

——If Downey or Holland had the opportunity to see this scene, they would definitely slap the table and answer Tony's questions excitedly.Didn't Rosanna often wear this innocent and cute expression when she was recording the show, full of crews fighting back, and making scripts empty-handed!

Roseanne followed Tony to Wayne's old house and saw Bruce with a bandage on his shoulder.

To Roseanne, Bruce was supposed to be a...very special human being.He is not seen every day like his human tenants.If Little Rose’s human tenants are a group of treasures that she took into the dragon’s den and carefully protected; then Bruce is more like the kind of NPC in the game who will issue tasks, only when Rosanna needs it and encounters troubles time to appear.

……Well?With such a summary, why do you feel that the other party is like a tool man?

It is precisely because the other party has helped her solve troubles many times, so although Rosanna has never said it, in fact, in her heart, Bruce is the more powerful one among the "weak humans" she knows .

To use a more vivid metaphor: in Rosanna's mind, a person like Bruce can be regarded as a type of shepherd dog with strong self-management ability, who can bite the rope and slip by himself.

——Fortunately, Rosanna didn't say her judgment, otherwise Tony would really be so angry that he would rush into the Batcave and have a fight with his own hair.

It was precisely because of this mentality that Roseanne didn't even recover for a moment after seeing the wound on Bruce's shoulder.

Noticing Little Rose's surprised eyes, Bruce explained calmly: "It's just a little accident."

When Batman hovers over Gotham City, there are always people who want him to fall from the sky and never turn back.

"Yes," Tony rolled his eyes in his mind because of the other party's concise and soulless explanation, and then casually made up an excuse for Bruce, "When he was picking up a book in the study, he was accidentally dropped by a dropped book."

——Just as Tony once made up a twisted and bizarre story of 'Superman and he is a twin brother' for Clark, now Tony is also very affectionate and gave Bruce a story for free.

But of course it's still the same, Tony is still doing it for fun :)

Tony's reasons were unconvincing, but Roseanne really believed it. ——Rosanna is really a very contradictory little rose.She is very smart and can bear the phrase "more wisdom than demon", otherwise she would not have played the entire program group around; but because of the lack of social common sense, Roseanne often believes in some... in ordinary people A very unbelievable lie in the eyes.

Rosanna frowned and stared at Bruce's shoulder for a long time, only to feel that he was extremely pitiful.

—Look! !She said that Gotham City is really not suitable for such a fragile human life! !How well Bruce had lived in another world!As a result, it started hurting as soon as I came back!

After being silent for a moment, Little Rose tentatively said: "The shikigami in my family has special medicine that can cause this kind of injury..." She knew that many human beings could not accept this kind of pain that was beyond imagination for human beings. things, but she still tried to 'Amway' it.

Before Rosanna could finish her sentence, she was interrupted by Tony.Tony picked up the cup brought by Ah Fu, looked at it, and suddenly said very critically: "I don't like this cup."

In fact, this is the cup that Tony would use every time he came to Wayne’s old house, but after hearing what the other party said, Fu, the housekeeper, said very cooperatively: "Then I will go and change a cup for you, Master Tony."

"Hmm, Little Rose," Tony raised his hand and tapped Roseanne's forehead lightly, "How about you choose a cup for me?"

"Huh? But—" Roseanne looked at poor Bruce worriedly, "Bruce—"

"I'm here watching him," Tony stretched, "he's going to be fine." If someone can hurt Bruce in the old house, then Tony really has to respect the other person's talent.

Finally, under the persuasion of Tony and Ah Fu, Rosanna followed Ah Fu to choose a cup for Tony.

"Send her away on purpose?" Bruce explained the facts calmly after Little Rose's back disappeared into the corridor.Although it sounded like a question, Bruce already had a definite conclusion in his mind.

"Hmm," Tony replied lazily leaning on the sofa without hiding his purpose, "If Little Rose continues to talk like this, I think you will use the medicine she sent as a test product for testing."

"Like when you test Superman's blood or something."

Of course, in the world of superheroes, there are not only those earth-shattering emotions, but also rationality with absolute restraint.Batman, the mind of the Justice League, he's that type of superhero.

"You shouldn't have brought her here," Bruce said flatly, skipping Tony's rhetorical question, "Gotham is not a playground for little girls."

"This sentence should really be heard by Little Rose." Tony watched the excitement and said without hesitation, "See if she will kill Arkham in a fit of anger in order to prove herself to you."

Tony raised his eyebrows and continued, "I really hope she's a little girl for an amusement park, but she's not."

Not only is it not, the thorns of Little Rose are extremely prickly.The headaches and fright Tony felt for the other party these days made him always worried that his own hairline would be affected... In case of premature baldness like Fury...

Tony closed his eyes, trying to put the horrifying thought out of his head.

Roseanne quickly chose a gold-red cup that fits Iron Man's color scheme very well and came back.And not long after she came back, she suddenly remembered that she had a very important mission to come to Gotham this time.

"Bruce," Roseanne looked at the handsome man expectantly, "do you know how to contact Batman?"

'Here we come,' Tony held back his smile, lowered his head and thought excitedly, 'the scene I'm most looking forward to is coming soon! '

Bruce, who was always confident in his vest, didn't know that Rosanna had already discovered the relationship between Batman and the little bat doll, so he replied nonchalantly, "Is there anything you can do with him?"

"He and I—" Rosanna thought about how to explain her relationship with the little bat to the man in front of her who was not a human tenant of her family, and said with some hesitation, "I have known him for a long time. We are friends, but I haven’t had a chance to meet him in this period of time, so I want to meet him.”

"...a friend I've known for a long time?" Who?Batman and Roseanne?Why doesn't he know it himself?

"Yes!" Rosanna replied firmly, "I have known you for a long time, and we have a very good relationship!"——the little bat is her pillow mascot!Of course the relationship is fine!

Bruce glanced at Tony next to him, and after seeing the almost uncontrollable smile on the other's face, he knew that he must have been tricked by this little boy again.It seems that the little girl has equated 'Batman' and 'Bat Doll' in her heart.

"..." Once he figured this out, Bruce felt that he should really thank Rosanna for not telling the shocking 'truth' that 'I often sleep in the same room with him'.

"He's on a business trip." Bruce replied firmly after a moment of silence.

"...Really?" Just returned to this world and going on a business trip?

"Yeah." Bruce replied blankly, "I'm on a business trip."——The business trip started from this second.

...Wait until he develops a uniform that can block the breath and change the body shape before ending the business trip. ...He didn't want to make up a bloody story to lie like Superman did.

"Well," Rosanna shrugged her shoulders in great disappointment, "I should have come to him earlier, he is so small, so soft, how can he go on a business trip by himself... eh? Bruce you His complexion doesn't look very good, is the wound more serious?"

"Pfft." Tony, who buried his entire face in his knees, finally couldn't help laughing out loud with trembling shoulders.

Finally let him wait until this scene hahahaha! !With the old bat's expression now, he can laugh for ten years hahaha!

After watching the show, Tony carried Rosanna back to the building like a kitten. By the way, remember to tell Rosanna again: "Never go to Gotham alone again, that place is not fun."

"Okay~" To Tony's surprise, Rosanna agreed to his request so readily.

Iron Man looked at the other party with some doubts, "Why are you so obedient all of a sudden?"

"I've always been super obedient!" Rosanna replied bluntly and confidently, "Isn't it?"

—— Instead of going to Gotham alone, I can find someone to accompany me.

Hey.

Rosana looked at the glowing charm in her hand and smiled innocently.

So that night, the little blue bird and the little red bird that flew out of the bat cave...found themselves collectively forced to lose their jobs.

"Uh..." Dick looked at the fainted enemies on the ground, and said hesitantly, "Are we being robbed of our jobs?"

Each of these people who fell on the ground had a label on their body, which listed the person's charges and evidence in detail.And they were stacked and arranged very neatly, and everyone was tied with a bow, like a gift for someone. ——It was originally a gift from Rosanna to Batman.

"The little bat is on a business trip," Rosanna said to the girl next to her very seriously when she was writing a message with a judge's pen, "I always want to help him maintain Gotham's system. '

In addition to the message, there was a rose drawn on the note. Obviously, the gift giver didn't want or bother to hide his identity.

After receiving the live photos from Bruce, Tony replied with a blank face: "Congratulations."

Going forward at this speed, leveling Gotham is just around the corner.Congratulations, you are retiring.

Who said Gotham wasn't the right playground for Roseanne?Tony thinks that Little Rose is having a good time in it.

Because she is very worried about Bruce, Batman and others living in Gotham City, Roseanne is very active in promoting her purge plan.

Many shikigami of the little onmyoji chose to become demons because they were injured in the human world.They understand people's hearts and understand human nature better.

Let them deal with human beings, it's like a big boss in the game area who is born to master the strategy and cheats to abuse the big dishes.

In carrying out this great plan, strive to 'let Bruce and the little bat live a happy and safe life as soon as possible! ! 'At the same time, Roseanne did not forget to develop a new life in this world.

Recently, Peter's school started to have a holiday, so Tony bonded with these two children in the family.I hope that these two very troublesome little guys can supervise each other and become more peaceful after they get together.

——After hearing Tony's wish, Hawkeye complained very bluntly: "I think you are the one who was disturbed by nightmares and couldn't sleep. Dare to imagine?"

Facing Barton's complaints, both Peter and Rosanna protested.

How nice they are!There are definitely not many children in the world who are as obedient (neng) and clever (da) as them!

When a group of adults went to work and went on missions, two well-behaved children got together and discussed for a long time, and finally Peter decided to take Rosanna to experience his favorite sandwich.

"As soon as I came back to this world, I caught up with the exam. At that time, I still felt that I was really unlucky; but now that the holiday is starting again, I feel that I have received a lot of comfort in my heart—hiss."

Not long after Peter and Rosanna came to Queens, they met Peter's classmate 'Lightning', a boy who always liked to bully Peter at school and said hello to Peter, "Yo, Peter!"

Lightning rolled his eyes, and pretended to be enthusiastic and said: "We are going to have a dinner party, Parker, why don't you come together?"

"I'm afraid not." Rosana, who was studying the order at the fast food restaurant, turned and glanced at Lightning. "Peter is busy and needs to accompany me."

"...Then, you can come together..." Lightning looked at this strange and beautiful red-haired girl, swallowed, and stammered an answer.If Lightning's invitation to Peter just now was purely to tease the other party, then his invitation now is 'sincere' from the heart.

He desperately hoped that Peter, the red-haired girl beside him, would appear at the dinner party that was waiting for him. ...It's better to take the opportunity to let myself ask for a contact information or something.

Rosanna took the sandwich from the store and casually asked Peter beside her, "Are you friends?"

"...It doesn't count." Peter replied in a low voice.

"...Then I understand." Rosanna looked back at Lightning again.And this glance made Lightning suddenly feel confident, thinking that Rosanna also had a good impression of him.

In fact, Little Rose just felt that even a human being who likes to make friends like Peter doesn't regard this big man as a friend.Then the relationship between the two of them is definitely bad to a certain extent.

Rosanna looked at Lightning carefully again, and from the other party's expression and tone just now, she had a general judgment about the other party in her heart.

'Actually bullying Peter!Do you know how hard it is for Peter to change from an autistic boy to a chatterbox who can rap at any time!How can you do this! '

Thinking of this, Rosana raised her eyebrows and looked at Peter, "Going?"

——Little Rose must not know how much her raised eyebrow looks like Tony.Looking at her current expression, Peter seemed to feel the tension dominated by Mr. Stark again.

"Go--shall I?" said Peter hesitantly.

Peter's spider sensor sent out a blunt reminder. Although there was no basis for it, Peter still felt an inexplicable sense of crisis when he saw Rosanna's current expression.

Half an hour later, when Peter heard other party participants excitedly propose to "play werewolf together", he felt as if he understood why he felt a sense of crisis.

"That—" Although Peter didn't have a deep friendship with these students present, considering their mental health, Peter tried to persuade, "I think we should play some simpler games?"

Lightning intends to show his presence in front of Rosanna, so after hearing what Peter said, he retorted unwillingly: "This game is already very simple, are you afraid?"

"..." I am not afraid, I am afraid that you will be afraid later.What if you leave a psychological shadow?Peter closed his eyes and thought silently.

Lightning, who was ignorant of Peter's worries, said proudly to Rosanna, "I'm very good, you can just learn from me later."

"Pfft, okay."

Hearing Rosanna's answer with a smile that couldn't help it, Peter felt even more nervous.Why do you want to play werewolf killing with Rosanna? !Do you just want to give away the head? !Do you want to give it for nothing? !

Is it too late for him to call a psychiatrist now?

——And at the end of the corridor outside the door, there was a gurgling sound from the faucet in the bathroom, and the sound of claws grinding slowly came.It was as if some ferocious beast was crazily surging inside.

The author has something to say: Little Rose: I really like playing games with humans!

Peter: ...Are you sure you don't like playing with humans? ?

Staring at Jason's Little Rose: "It's only over 200 pounds! It's many times lighter than Tubi and Earthquake Catfish! It's only 182 tall! It's even taller than Qingji—especially after standing up with the tail included. Much shorter!"

Er Tong: Sure, she's really out of her mind.

A short piece of Gotham's job content, I don't know where to put it, so I put it here:

"Is this place still simple and honest?" Banruo lay on the top of the wall and looked at the people below, "It doesn't look like it at all?"

"Because the more you lack something, the more you like to emphasize something," said Rosanna, who was held in her arms by Gu Huo Niao, flipping through the small notebook in her hand, "For example, 'Tamazamae looks ordinary', 'One meter □□ big Tengu' or something."

Datengu, who had just finished his patrol, stopped flapping his wings when he heard this. He was silent for a moment and silently changed the subject, "...Where's Yuzaoqian?"

"I didn't ask Yuzaoqian and Dayakemaru to come," Rosanna turned to the last page of the book and pointed to the content on it, "Today we only deal with the lowest-level group of people, just for practice. If they come If that's the case...then Gotham really won't be able to keep it."

Prajna: "emmm..."

Big Tengu: "emmm..."

Little Rose: "What's wrong?"

All the monsters: "Isn't that better?"

"...It seems to be oh."

The next morning, Tony: "Please, this self-proclaimed super-good kid, explain why you cheated J and the building's security system yesterday, and sneaked away again?"

Little Rose: "I'm conducting a very great experiment! Testing the fusion of modern intelligence and Yin Yang! This is looking for bugs for the building!"

"...You wait for me to start changing the program now!!"

-感谢在2020-02-0909:15:20~2020-02-1008:58:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 cold moon;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 3117550340 bottles; 5 bottles of Shanshan and Shi; 1 bottle of Hua Yixuan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!