Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Rosanna, who was wrapped in Batman's cape from head to toe, was like a beautiful gift waiting to be opened, and like a rose carefully protected by someone.

While being held in Bruce's arms, this little rose, which was carefully protected, tried to poke its head out to look at each other, and continued to say with a smile: "I know you."

"Really?" Bruce's expression didn't change at all. He was full of confidence in his ability to cover his vest, whether it was the playboy Bruce and Batman in the past; or the mascot little bat beside Rose's bed now. doll.These are identities that absolutely no one would associate them with.

The man's expression and voice were very steady, and his hands were also very steady. Rosanna, who was placed in his arms, did not feel any bumps at all.Bruce squeezed the little rose in his arms a little tighter. By the way, he remembered to test the other person's body temperature. The girl's wrist was still warm as usual, and she didn't catch a cold because of the heavy rain.

After carrying Little Rose into his arms, Bruce realized that she was so light, as if she could be hugged with one hand.

The result is such a soft and small girl who is as soft and small as a small animal, who actually encloses all the superheroes who come to this world into her own territory.

Just as Bruce thought, Roseanne didn't associate the man who suddenly appeared with her own little bat. The little girl looked at him and said, "I saw you when the flower shop met robbers before." .Tony said you were his friend."

The arms of the man in black who fell from the sky were very warm. Rosanna counted the steady heartbeat of the man and continued, "Thank you for your help."

"...It's me." At this point, Bruce's voice paused, "But don't you feel scared just walking away with a stranger you've only met once?"

——This is actually a question that Bruce has always wanted to ask.

No matter how you think about it, for a normal girl, Roseanne is... too calm in many things.

As a superhero, Batman has seen many very powerful women—whether teammates or enemies—but girls at the level of Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn must not be regarded as the standard for ordinary girls.

At least Bruce felt that ordinary girls couldn't do the incredible thing of 'picking up a superhero'.And Roseanne not only picked it up, but also picked up a bunch of them.

I really don't know if this little girl is very lucky to meet so many superheroes from another world, or if she is too unlucky to be involved in endless troubles with them.

While Bruce was thinking about this question, Roseanne replied softly: "I'm not afraid. You are Tony's friend, how could I be afraid?"

And... Roseanne, who grew up with monsters, really couldn't find any fear in Bruce.

While Bruce was lamenting that Roseanne, an 'ordinary girl', had such a close relationship with superheroes, Roseanne was also lamenting: 'This friend of Tony's looks much stronger, and he doesn't need to be like that. Tony and Steve protect it with care. '

Looks like Steve is still eating too little!His arm is not half as thick as the opponent's!Be sure to give Steve extra meals when we go back!

Rosanna, who has always claimed to be the patriarch and tried her best to protect her tenants, couldn't help but think again: "Well, as an ordinary person, they will encounter robbers and gangsters in this city life from time to time. It must be very hard. '

Maintaining peace in the city is really a long way to go. ——There are little onmyojis like Tamamomae and Kidomaru in the family who can stop children's night cry scary shikigami, and I thought worriedly.

'Tony's friend' was so unfamiliar that it turned several corners, making Bruce silent for a moment.But while he was silent, he couldn't introduce himself to Roseanne.His status is special, no matter which vest or which world he is in, it is not suitable to tell others.

The rain was getting heavier and heavier, but Batman was still very fast.He has shuttled through the cold night countless times, stepped on the sound of messy rain, and covered the entire Gotham City with his cloak.

And now he followed the sound of the rain and sent Rosana back home.

The living room at home was lit, but it was very quiet, without the chaotic battle sounds of 'Hanna vs Tony' and 'Yaki vs Loki' in the past.Bruce looked up and guessed that the family was planning to surprise Roseanne with a birthday.

——Like Downey, Bruce also read the personal information form that Roseanne filled out, and remembered Roseanne's birthday.After all... Batman always likes to be in control.

However, Roseanne, who was the person involved, knew nothing about what was about to happen.She took off the cloak that was covering her body. The specially made cloak was waterproof. Rosanna shook the remaining rain on it like a kitten shaking its fur, then hugged her in her arms and asked Bruce: "It's raining so hard, why don't I?" How about drinking a cup of hot water at home and taking a shower?"

"It just so happens that I can wash your clothes and return them to you."

As a playboy, Bruce had heard many such 'similar' invitations.Whenever he sent his girlfriend home, he could hear this kind of polite and 'warm' thoughtful inquiry.

But as for what the other party wants to happen...that is a topic among adults.

The Gotham sweetheart, who is well versed in how adults get along, just looked at Rosanna with hesitant eyes.Of course he knew that what Rosana said just now was out of sincerity, not a routine.

Perhaps the words 'take a hot bath' and 'drink a cup of hot water' that some people say are ambiguous.

But drinking hot water in Rosana's mouth is really drinking hot water, and taking a bath is really taking a bath.Bruce was even sure that if he really followed the little landlord into the house, the little girl would be very happy to show off to him the automatic heating bathtub modified by Tony. ——The sincerity is so helpless.

I don't know how she grew up in this complicated modern world.

It's a pity that Bruce can't follow Roseanne in like this.Batman could feel that his body was feeling weak, just like the previous time, after he finished what he wanted to do, once again...the battery ran out.If you go home with Rosanna, then Little Rose will definitely see a little bat doll floating in the bathtub soon after Amway finished the bathtub...

"No, thank you," Bruce took the cloak in Roseanne's hand, and replied in an irrefutable tone, "I have other things to do."

"Are you in such a hurry?" Rosanna hurriedly followed the other party, "It's just a cup of hot water. And I..."

Before Roseanne could finish her sentence, Bruce interrupted her.

"Happy birthday." The tall and handsome man said suddenly.

"What..." Rosanna's face was blank, and her mind went blank, "What?"

"Happy birthday." Bruce took another step back, standing under the fluttering rain, but he still looked at Rosanna steadily, "I should be the first to say this today People. Then take this first blessing as my gift."

Besides, he didn't have any gifts to give to Roseanne.

Before Rosanna could reply, Bruce turned and walked into the rain.Just like his sudden appearance, he just quietly disappeared into the night.The wind brought the rain, but it didn't stop him from hearing Rosanna's 'Thank you! '

Roseanne, who suddenly took the personal express train, stood at the door of the house in a daze for a while.And the group of people with the cat in the living room preparing birthday surprises have been waiting impatiently for a long time.

Hidden on the back of the sofa, Tony, whose legs were about to crouch numb, watched Bruce's leaving back through the window, and whispered sourly: "Just play cool. No one will pick you up again as a little doll later." Come back." Just get a good shower under the rain. :)

And just as Tony complained about Bruce in a low voice, the sound of the key turning softly sounded.Everyone's attention was concentrated in an instant, and they looked at the door nervously and expectantly.

"3——" With the countdown of Gu Huo Niao, the bone girl held her breath, and nervously clenched the paper flower spray tube in her hand; Shiranui and Phoenix Fire around her were also waiting, ready to release one for the little onmyoji. Firework sticks.

"2——" Tony moved his numb legs, and adjusted the washing machine with the same tension as when making the suit, to ensure that the birthday song waiting for him would not go wrong.Steve secretly checked his gift again, and Roseanne on the drawing paper came to life with a familiar smile.

"1——" Peter clutched his heart hard, afraid that his heart, which was about to jump out, would turn him into a spider with a small thumb in front of Rosanna.Natasha raised her hand to stroke her hair, no one could see what she was thinking.

Under everyone's expectant eyes, the door was gently pushed open.

"Happy birthday——" The colored paper flowers that Bone Girl and Kaguya Hime opened at the same time landed on Rosana's body with cheers from everyone.The smart butler also spun his own drum just right and sang happy birthday to Roseanne.

Rosanna stood at the door in a daze for two seconds before suddenly laughing, "Wow...you guys."

The little girl raised her hand and rubbed her eyes, her voice was soft, "Oh, I forgot..."

In fact, Roseanne has been thinking about a question for a long time: whether birthdays are something worth celebrating.

Perhaps for ordinary people, celebrating birthdays is a very common and even necessary problem.But what about onmyojis and monsters with power beyond common sense and long lifespan?

Both birthday and age seem to be more like ethereal numbers.

'But...' Rosanna thought as she watched the family gather around her, 'it would seem like a day to celebrate if everyone could get together. '

"Hmm, it's not scary to forget your birthday." Although both legs were numb, Tony was still very active. He ran to Rosanna at the fastest speed, and proudly raised the gift in his hand , "With this, you can solve this trouble very easily."

Roseanne didn't bring Rocky to work today.The little green snake continued to stay at home, fighting wits and courage with another evil god... No, there is no love, only killing.After Rosanna came back, the Rocky Cobra, which was finally liberated from Yamata no Orochi, quickly rushed to the top of Rosanna's head.On the top of Little Rose's head, there was a comfortable nest.

After hearing Tony's boast about his birthday present, Rocky cocked his slender snake tail and said casually, "So you sent an alarm clock? Or a timer?"

Tony gave him an annoyed look, and because today is Roseanne's birthday, he decided to be generous and not engage in such childish arguments with Bambi.

This man, who used to be able to spill a lot of dollars at will, is now carrying a very light paper bag and handing it to Rosanna expectantly. He asked nervously, "Open it and have a look?"

Following Tony's voice, Roseanne unpacked a small and lovely radio from the gift paper bag. ——The shape is very similar to the one that Gu Huo Niao gave her many years ago.

It was a present that Tony had bought for Roseanne the day before she went to interview a makeup artist.It turned out that they also met Natasha that day, and there were many other emergencies. Tony's gift was delayed until now.

Tony stared closely at Rosanna's expression, and said with a faster and more nervous speed: "I think you will like it, so I bought it. You know, I always think this design is very old fashioned." ,and……"

Rosanna interrupted Tony's thoughts that were about to turn into a rap.

"Thank you," Little Rose looked at Tony in surprise, "I really like it."

Roseanne's hair color was the same as her mother's, but her eyes were the same as her oriental father's, extremely dark black.In the dark color, it seems that soft spring water and warm starlight are hidden, with an irresistible temperature. Just looking at it like this can melt people's hearts along with it.

Hearing Roseanne's words, Tony recovered from his nervousness.Holding back his pride and joy, he pretended to be calm and said: "It's nothing, I have made some changes to it. For example——"

Tony stuffed a small smart AI inside the radio, and the functions were tailor-made for Roseanne from beginning to end.Everything from alarm clocks to reminder notepads to bedtime stories and emergency alarms.

Although Tony said "I knew you would like it".But in fact, I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, thankful that I made the right choice.

But while he was happy, Tony was also slightly sad.

This little rose in their house is so coaxable.A radio that has long been out of fashion can make her so happy... She obviously deserves more and better things.

'I'll buy a radio factory for Roseanne sooner or later! ! 'Tony, who had lost his banknote ability, also shouted in his heart at the risk of setting a flag.

Immediately after Tony, the person who handed out the gift was Peter.Peter's heartbeat had already been so fast that he might turn into a spider at any moment. He swallowed the spider silk crazily secreted from his mouth, and handed the box in his hand to Rosanna with a very stiff movement and tone, "Here, here you."

Obviously he is a famous talker in the Avengers, but now he is so clumsy that he doesn't know what to say, he only knows to sneak a glance at Rosanna.The boy's face and ears were all red, making Shiranui on the other side silently back away from him. ——This human being looks like he is about to be ignited at any moment.

Roseanne was very surprised by Peter's gift—no, to be precise, even the others didn't expect it.

It's a lipstick.And it's a popular color number on the Internet, it's hard to buy, the kind of color number that straight men can't get at all...

Under the astonished gazes of the crowd, Banruo proudly leaned over and hugged Rosanna, boasting of her contribution: "I chose it!"

"I helped buy it." Sitting on the sofa, Tamamo waved the fan in his hand.If it weren't for the fact that there were humans around, the big fox would have happily slapped the sofa with its big tail long ago.

"I," seeing that the credit for this gift was about to be shared by others, Peter couldn't help but whispered, "I'm the one who pays."

Hearing this sentence, Tie Shu interjected unwillingly: "Hmm, but the money you spent was also given by my adults?"

——Thinking about it carefully, it is indeed the case.

Peter was still a student and had little income.The money he worked hard to save to buy gifts was the 'salary' paid by Rosanna under the pretext of his help in the flower shop.

The truth that had never been realized was suddenly punctured by Iron Mouse's words. Peter, who was stunned in place, seemed to be petrified and cracked.

QAQ!how so! !

"Okay," before Peter continued to be bullied, Rosanna helplessly patted Prajna next to him, "Don't bully him."——I really don't know how this group of people did it, but they always managed to send him away. Sensational things like gifts are like talking about cross talk.

'But it's really fun to tease little boys. ' Yuzao answered silently in her heart.

Although the time is very tight, they just learned that today is Roseanne's birthday in the morning, but everyone prepared gifts for Roseanne.

Steve personally drew a portrait of Roseanne, the little girl standing in front of the rose bushes and smiling.

What Clark sent was a set of fluffy and fluffy scarves and gloves, "When riding a motorcycle to work in winter, you must keep warm." ——The Kryptonian who absorbs energy from the sun for photosynthesis said so.

And the most eye-catching gift... should be a set of portable electric batons from Natasha.

"For self-defense," after Natasha demonstrated the use process, the room was quiet, but Black Widow still smiled and said to Rosanna, "It's very useful."

The shikigami who looked at each other were thinking: Are they acting too low-key recently?To make human beings think that Master Onmyoji has the opportunity to use this kind of thing himself? ?

After a moment of silence, the superheroes sent Tony as a representative to ask: "I understand the truth, but you should tell us first..."

"After using this thing, should I call the police and send it to the police station, or send it to the hospital, or... just bury it on the spot?"

Tony divided the consequences of use into three categories with clear grades, but Natasha didn't choose any of them. She held Rosanna's hand and waved the electric baton twice, and asked, "Why, do you want to try it out and come up with an answer?" Evaluation?"

"...Forget it then." He regretted his life.

This birthday was carefully recorded by Rosanna in the AI ​​record in the radio.

She even tweeted a picture of herself for the first time ever.The content of the photos is also very rich and colorful—the human tenants who have coded, the shikigami who don’t mind showing their faces, the washing machine silently recording everything in the corner, and the one sitting on top of Rosana’s head pretending to be impatient to watch green snake looking into the camera.

Even the little bat doll was held tightly in Rosanna's arms.

——Until the photo was taken, the little bat was still wet after being wet by the rain.After shrinking due to power failure, he struggled with his short legs, climbed up windows and doors, and managed to slip back before Rosanna flipped through her backpack.

This is also the first time that Roseanne has published photos of herself on the Internet.

Although Tony and others didn't show up, the monsters who have already shown up have already caused the Internet to blow up again.

A Roseanna who appeared on the scene by chance can attract the attention of many people, and after this beauty xn... You must know that almost all monsters that can be cultivated into human form have good and beautiful appearances.

People can only look at this group photo, silently sour into lemon essence.

According to the statistics of the smart housekeeper, there was even a dumbfounding topic #别人家的全家庭vs我家的家庭福# on the Internet because of this.

People's sorrows and joys are always different.Roseanne is celebrating her birthday with joy, but someone is pissed off.

- Like Harry's team.

During the live broadcast before, Harry failed to control his gaze and kept glancing at Roseanne, which triggered a large-scale resistance and abuse from fans.

For Harry and his team, the formula fans = money is not outdated.

So in order to keep this cash cow, the team immediately decided to pour all the dirty water on Roseanne, following the fans' suspicions, and distorted this matter into 'new Internet celebrities hype gossip for popularity'.As for Harry who made things happen?Of course he is just an innocent man forced to do business, and he will soon be cleared of his innocence.

The team was well organized, but as soon as it started, it hit a wall.

After hearing their plans, the media they contacted all returned their manuscripts and stopped cooperating; even the promotion of online media was very difficult.

The latter of course because...you are being made into a watch.

Tony & Smart Butler is watching you. The washing machine can imprison AI's actions, but cannot imprison his behavior. ——Only disconnecting the internet and Rosanna unplugging the power can imprison his soul.

In the network, in the data world that is so huge that it is unimaginable, this super high-powered intelligent butler, who has long been separated from the existence of "intelligent AI" in the minds of normal people, is undoubtedly the ultimate boss.

Following the traces left by this group of people on the Internet, they even found out how many dogs the other party had in their house.

The former is because of Clark and his boss.The owner of the newspaper still remembered that Rosanna had helped her daughter solve her troubles many times, so when Rosanna was in trouble, she also stood up for Rosanna.

Not only did he order all the media under his command not to report this gossip that confuses black and white, but he also contacted all the media that had contact with him in private, and firmly closed the door for Harry's team.

Under such multiple attacks...Harry's team is like lambs to be slaughtered surrounded by wolves.

After many trials and failed to cooperate smoothly, Harry's team also more or less realized the status quo: someone must be obstructing something.

So as for who it is... Their eyes and attention are all on Rosanna.As a direct stakeholder, this little girl is indeed the one most likely to protect her reputation.

'Could it be that she is really protected by a benefactor?Or is there some remarkable life experience that can stop these scandals? 'Harry's agent has been whispering these topics in Harry's ear recently.

The manager's words made the male artist, who was already deeply saddened by seeing Bruce, feel even more sad.

If one path fails, of course there are other paths.

Harry's team quickly settled on plan B. ——Since it is impossible to refute the scandal, it is better to join forces to hype it up and let Harry sell the persona of his affectionate boyfriend.After the show is over, everyone shoots and breaks up again, fans and the outside world will naturally regard this as the hype method of the show group by default.

As a result, as soon as this request reached Rosanna's ears, Little Rose refused without hesitation.This little onmyoji, who grew up listening to Gu Nu, Yu Zaoqian and others' love history, firmly said: "If you fall in love, you will die."

Look at Rain Girl and Network Bride, and Girl of Ugly Times!The consequences of falling in love are unimaginable!

"..." Rosanna thought her answer was very sincere, but she slapped Harry's team on the table in anger.

If it weren't for the fact that all slanderous messages posted on the Internet would be inexplicably blocked and deleted, they would definitely start to buy a thousand sailor black Roseanna now.

And just when Harry's team was anxious because they couldn't solve the fans' protests, they suddenly had a third way in front of them.

In order to increase topicality and viewability, the program group re-introduced a group of guests.

Among them is a female artist who has a good impression of Harry.It's still the kind of female artist who brought money into the group.

The teams of the two parties quickly reached a consensus, and decided to stir up scandals on the show and promote each other's popularity.Harry's proposal to sell an affectionate boyfriend was picked up from the wastebasket, but the name of the heroine in the plan was replaced by another person.

And Harry... He looked at the "possible profit after the implementation of this plan" calculated by the team for him, without any reason or courage to refuse.

Originally, when things got here, it had nothing to do with Rosanna, an outsider who didn't want to fall in love.However, in order to pursue higher popularity, the program group also invited Roseanne at the same time, hoping that the little girl would also be their flying guest.

In fact, Rosanna didn't want to accept the invitation at first.But the female artist who has reached a cooperation with Harry, after hearing the wind, must jump and mock in front of Rosanna.

"Ah, it's understandable if you don't participate." The woman stroked her hair, and sighed very considerately and understandingly, "After all, the program group doesn't collect all kinds of garbage. Like many meaningless little Internet celebrities, soon It will be updated iteratively, and then it will penetrate the center of the earth, and it will not be eligible to participate in the program at all."

After finishing speaking, she still looked at Rosana hypocritically, "I'm definitely not talking about you, don't think too much about it."

——then he was forcibly pulled away by Harry who looked embarrassed but didn't know what to say.

Rosanna was not very angry when she saw the two leaving. She just raised her eyebrows and commented very sincerely: "Her acting skills in reality are as bad as her acting skills in movies."

Really good fake.And so childish my gosh.

Downey had just returned to the lounge, and was in the 'small report' of other staff members, his brows were pressed down in displeasure.It wasn't until after hearing Rosanna's comment that she couldn't help laughing, looked at Rosanna and asked, "Why aren't you angry at all?"

Donnie has now learned not to care about other people's opinions.But after he thought about it carefully, when he was as old as Rosanna was now... probably couldn't be so calm.

"I'm not good at getting angry," Rosanna turned the eyebrow pencil in her hand with a smile, "I'm only good at making others angry."

"...Oh?" Downey raised his eyebrows and looked at Rosanna with great interest.

"So I decided to participate in a program."

Let's see who will be the one who gets pissed like a puffer fish :) Also let's see who is not eligible to participate :)

Hearing this, Downey smiled and shook his head, "Little villain."

But this approach is really... so cool!

In order to make trouble, the program team specially arranged the two flying guests, Rosanna and the female artist, in the same program.Don't waste the fan discussion and topic that comes with it.

Sure enough, before the show even started, the female artist began to provoke Rosanna, "I hope you won't lose too badly, and don't cry."

I got a casual look from Rosanna, and didn't even say a word.

"You!" The woman who was ignored was trembling with anger, but other guests would come over soon, she didn't want to reveal her true character in front of them, so she had to say to Rosanna fiercely, "Just wait and see ! After the show airs, everyone will know that you, a little Internet celebrity, only have one face to watch! Hmph!"

The previous episodes of the program were all in a relaxed and cheerful style.As a result, when they came, the content of the show changed. ——The content of this issue is a very difficult escape room.

"The content of this issue is a suspenseful fantasy room escape," the narrator said to the guests, "We also added the recently popular oriental ghost elements, I hope you can have a good time."

Before the guests came back to their senses, Rosanna suddenly laughed, "...Pfft."

Play a ghost-type room escape in front of an onmyoji?And it's an oriental ghost?

Isn't this a gift for nothing!

The author has something to say: Program group: Our escape room adopts ultra-high-standard configuration and extremely horrific script content.If there are any guests who are afraid, they can withdraw now.

The others looked solemn.

Little Rose: Pfft.

I don't mean anything else, all the staff here who pretend to be ghosts are all younger brothers.

By the way, do you want to work part-time?There are a lot of people in my family who are very, very good at 'playing ghosts'.

Why are you good at, you ask?Of course it's because...they are ghosts~ :)

感谢在2020-01-2509:13:38~2020-01-2610:02:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: addicted to painting and unable to extricate themselves from one bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!