Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

After inexplicably becoming popular through that live broadcast, Rosanna's Twitter followers skyrocketed at a take-off speed.

Especially after Robert Downey Jr. followed Roseanne's twitter, a large number of gossip-eating people flocked to Roseanna's twitter again.

They were like a group of hungry wolves waiting for their meal, and they were looking forward to the new development of Little Rose even more than Rosanna herself.

So when the special attention alert sounded, they saw that this little Internet celebrity who had never even posted a selfie unexpectedly started the live broadcast, and they all rushed in like hungry red-eyed wolves with bowls in their hands.

As soon as they entered the live broadcast, they saw a handful of red hair.The main character of today's live broadcast, Rosanna, is studying hard on her mobile phone. While studying, she looked up at Tony and asked, "I pressed this button...then what?"

[? ?How does the anchor live teach live broadcast? 】

The cell phone camera on the table was looking up at Rosanna from this deadly angle with her chin up.But what makes people sour into lemon juice is... Even with this tricky and terrifying angle of death, Rosanna's appearance still has no dead ends.

Looking at the bewildered little landlord, Tony Stark—the light of the family, the man who is most proficient in electrical appliances in the family, sighed, and reluctantly took the phone over, "Let me operate it."

Little Rose is a 19-year-old girl, but in some places, she looks like an old popsicle that cannot keep up with the trend.

So Mr. Iron Man became Roseanne's dedicated photographer and mobile phone holder.

After Tony took the phone, he flipped the camera and pointed the lens at Rosanna, the protagonist of today's live broadcast.But even though his speed was fast, the camera inevitably swept over Tony himself at the moment when he got the phone.

Countless spectators who had just entered were taken aback, looking at this flashing face, they always felt it was very subtle.

While they were hesitating, Rosanna also held up the speech that Natasha and Qing Xingdeng had prepared for her before, "Uh...poof."

Before Little Rose had time to speak, she looked at the long self-introduction written by Qing Xingdeng and laughed. "No, it's really embarrassing to talk like that, hahaha."

The little landlord smiled like that, and the others around her couldn't help but want to laugh too.Tony glanced at the screen of the phone, and saw that the bullet screens and comments flashed on it, only ['The anchor looks so cute when he smiles'], [Did the person holding the phone just now not show his face?Looks handsome too? 】After saying something like that, I let go of my heart.

Rosanna flipped through the speech prepared by Qing Xingdeng, and finally decided not to speak in that serious and awkward way, "Okay, hello everyone, I am Rosanna. Thank you for your attention to me recently."

"Because many people want me to share my daily life, so this time I will live broadcast my family's dinner preparation process."

[It turned out to be eating and broadcasting... Disappointed.I thought I could see something interesting.For example, talk about what the stars look like backstage. 】

[I thought all the beauties grew up drinking dew, so they didn't need to cook by themselves. 】

The phone was in the hands of Tony, and Rosana couldn't see the flashing barrage. She continued to introduce: "In this live broadcast, I also have many assistants to help, Tony, don't always point the camera at me !"

Hearing Rosanna's words, Tony reluctantly moved the camera away from Rosanna's body, and scanned the surrounding Tamamomae, Kusuo Niao, Kidomaru and others. ——Considering a series of complex issues such as personal image and exposure, Rosanna did not pull her tenants this time, but invited Gu Huo Niao and the others to help.

After all, as a Shikigami youkai, there is no pressure to appear on camera, so it doesn't matter how you want to live broadcast with Rosanna.

The double-specimen Tony flashed past with his mobile phone in his arms, and very quickly pointed the camera at Rosanna again. "What's so good about other people? The little landlord is the one worth photographing!"

But at such a fast speed, after the barrage stopped for two seconds, it suddenly triggered an explosive blowout.

[I take back the disappointing barrage just now! !Sorry, it's delicious!The anchor is good-looking, and the assistant is also good-looking!Please live stream more!I love looking at beauties! 】

[I thought the cooking live broadcast: smoky; the actual cooking live broadcast: beauty+beauty+handsome little brother.This kind of live broadcast is not to mention cooking, I like to watch it even if it is live broadcast for sleeping. 】

[Sure enough, the face bonus is really different... I feel that the host cooks noodles better than ordinary people. 】

In the midst of a large face-licking scene, a discordant barrage flashed past. [The beauty effects are too exaggerated, right?Look at the family under the camera, everyone looks so good-looking, who are you kidding? 】

Like this kind of living ETC's bullshit remarks, there will always be a bunch of comments. After this bullet screen flashed, soon more people who thought they knew the truth also started to post bullet screen comments.

[That's right.I really wanted to say during the backstage live broadcast last time, what filter did the anchor use?How come everyone looks so good under this filter? 】

[Maybe real people die at the sight of light, and the ugly ones can't leave the beauty camera at all hehe. 】

Tony, who was holding his mobile phone while trying to steal food, couldn't help but rolled his eyes after seeing these words, and spoke for the first time during the live broadcast: "Should I thank you for your attention to our family's appearance?" Praise?"

With Tony's mouth opening, even S.H.I.E.L.D. director Fury can't hold back sometimes. He is like a loaded gun, and he starts to fight back: "By the way, I want to ask for a filter. These few can send your photos, I will be very curious about what your photos look like with the self-contained cameras we use now."

Tony, who has been ranked in the top ten of "Superhero You Most Want to Marry" for many years, forced his eyes to look like "you group of blind fools".

What does it mean to look good under a beauty filter? !

Can they be more realistic!Look around these few!Rosanna, Kidomaru, Kokutori, Tamamomae, each of them are good-looking enough, okay? !

And... Thinking of this, Tony raised his head and glanced around.In addition to Rosanna's group of 'relatives', Peter and Steve were sitting or standing in the room. …According to the aesthetic standards of ordinary people, there is absolutely no one in their family who is not good-looking.

There were quite a few passers-by who came to eat melons in the live broadcast room, some were proficient, and of course some were willing to speak for Rosanna.

[I don't know if there is a filter on this live broadcast, but the backstage of the last show was absolutely 100% real, okay?Didn't you see Chris who was interviewed at that time?His beard is so thick that it looks like a stray dog ​​that hasn't been trimmed for half a year... If the program crew really knows how to use filters, can we still see this bearded walnut? ?It has long been cultivated into a kiwi fruit, okay! 】

While the barrage was incessantly noisy, Tony leaned out half of his body from the kitchen, and called his smart butler's name in a low voice.

——Then Mr. Washing Machine could only spin his drum bitterly, following the data stream and barrage all the way to block the title in one go.

And Roseanne, who was at the center of the controversy, wasn't paying attention to these bullet screens and comments. She vaguely heard Tony's rebuttal, but she didn't follow suit.

Because she's focusing on another big thing: preparing the ingredients.

Natasha's live broadcast plan was a bit sudden, so the family didn't actually have many rich ingredients prepared.But it doesn't matter.At this time, an owner of Kaifang, who did not want to be named, passed by quietly, and then began to reach into the pool to fish.

"I want a bigger one," the little onmyoji leaned over and whispered, "Today, many people want to eat together."

"Ah."

As soon as he heard Rosanna's words, Kaifangzhu immediately put up 12 points of energy and groped back and forth in the pool several times, finally found the biggest one, and picked it up with a swish.

"!! No! Wait!" Rosanna, Guhuo Niao and others looked at the earthquake catfish lifted by Kaifangzhu in horror, "Put it back quickly! You took it wrong!"

Earthquake catfish, just like his name, will encounter earthquakes wherever he haunts.

Kaifangzhu wanted to bring up a "big fish" that Rosana called, and just like that...he brought up a big fish with a large size and great power.

As soon as the earthquake cat came out, the floor of the room began to vibrate slightly, and the ceiling was shaking constantly.Tony, who was standing outside and taking photos of Roseanna's back from a distance, looked up from the screen, "What's wrong?"

——This scene always reminds Tony of some bad things.Like Peter once 'walked' on the roof and smashed through the ceiling, ruining their dinner...

Not only the floor was shaking, but Rosanna's pupils were also shaking along with it.Together with Umibozu, she quickly stuffed the earthquake catfish rolling on the chopping board into the pool, and answered loudly, "It's nothing! It's just that I took the wrong fish!"

Tony walked over suspiciously, and muttered casually, "It doesn't look like you took the wrong fish... It's more like you drove the wrong fish."

——In a way, Tony was right.If you really want to eat earthquake catfish, Rosanna feels that you can only use the original fire to grill it...

There are catfish in the house, and the catfish is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot.

Hearing Tony's footsteps getting closer, Rosanna hurriedly turned her head to stop him, for fear that the other party would come in and take pictures that shouldn't be taken.The bright red hair flung out a beautiful arc, more delicate and beautiful than Sicilian roses. Although the expression on her face was unnaturally tense at this time, after being captured by the camera, it made people feel as if she was seeing Like a pretty kitten that is frightened and poor.Those who saw this scene couldn't help but want to reach out and rub it.

After entering the live broadcast room, someone with good intentions has been recording the screen, trying to catch some hot spots from Rosanna, so as to make himself popular.

The scene of Rosanna looking back in shock was also cut out by them and made into a moving picture, which was posted on the Internet.

And just as the man hoped, he did catch up with Rosanna's enthusiasm through this moving picture, and became a little popular.

It is said that the memory of the Internet is very short, but after all, it was not long after Rosanna became popular with only a few shots, and many people were deeply impressed by this little red-haired girl with superior looks.

As soon as this animation was released, it attracted the attention and forwarding of many people.It is a kind of moving that even if there is only one shot, everyone who sees it can let out the admiration from the heart.Even if you only take one look, this one can be amazing to the depths of your soul.

In addition to the melon passers-by who came to lick their faces after hearing the news, there was also a well-known beauty promoter who saw this animation and casually clicked to forward it, and added a sentence by the way: "Want to know what she used What kind of foundation..."

Why is the base makeup so refreshing and natural?A face is as clean as a porcelain doll. Is this novice makeup artist who has just debuted so good? !

It really has nothing to do with makeup.related to the foundation.

Because of this animation and the forwarding of several big tweeters, Luo Shana's live broadcast room attracted many viewers.

Tony watched the number of spectators rising continuously, while Rosanna listened to the sound of Shikigami stuffing the earthquake catfish back behind her, and pulled Tony nervously to go out, "Why don't we go out first and wait, everyone should They don’t even want to see the food processing.”

In fact, the little onmyoji is worried that Master Kaifang will take out even more bizarre ingredients... What kind of pepper map koi...

Then their family won't have anything to eat tonight.Let's bring smoke and smoke and return soul incense and let's revise the memory together all night TT

Tony, who was pushed out, had no problem with this, and the audience happily accepted the result.

[Finally, it’s a change of subject. I’ve been very afraid that the anchor will perform food processing in front of me just now... Then my emotional filter for the anchor will really be broken. 】

[Why don't you pet the cat and the dog?When I was scrolling through Twitter before, I found out how many foxes there are in the host’s house? 】

Rosana, who came over to watch the barrage, saw this sentence, and finally found a good suggestion for her next activity. Little Rose raised her head and looked towards the bedroom, "The fox is here, Xiaobai!"

As soon as Rosanna's voice fell, Bai Zangzhu scratched open the door with his little paws, ran towards Rosanna happily, turned over obediently, and let Rosanna let her soft belly out. caress.

And Rosanna reached out her hand very skillfully and scratched the little white fox's belly.

'Cute' will always be something that hits everyone's cuteness.After the Lord of Dream Mountain appeared, all the content that flashed on the barrage became:

【cute! !I also want this cute little pet! 】

【The anchor's hand...ah, I'm dead】

[Cute is very cute, but it's really stupid, even more stupid than my husky. 】

[And it's really fat hahaha.I think it's on par with the orange cat. 】

Seeing the last barrage, Rosanna's pupils shook again for a moment.She hugged the little white fox in her arms tighter, covered the other's eyes with her hands, and rejoiced in her heart that the other didn't know that much English and couldn't understand this sentence.

Although the client Bai Zangzhu couldn't understand the joke, Rosanna still tried hard to explain it for the other party: "Xiaobai is not fat, he is just fluffy..."

All the audience could see how guilty Roseanne was when she made this sophistry.

And when they typed and sent barrage to make fun of Rosanna, Tony sneered first and complained: "Furry? Are you sure?"

"I always thought that it was fat because of its hair. But after I bathed it that day, I found out that it was completely solid."

The white fluffy hair is completely blamed for its meat...

Bai Zangzhu couldn't see the complaints flashing on the bullet screen, but he could understand Tony's words.

The lord of Dream Mountain bared his sharp fox teeth at Tony ferociously, and then rolled over in Rosanna's arms in the next moment, sobbing and acting like a baby, asking his onmyoji to come out to help. ——How can there be any fierce appearance of the Lord of Dream Mountain.

Rosanna stuffed Tibetan Master Bai back into her arms again, and changed the subject in a stiff tone: "I think it's better for us to change the subject."

As Rosanna said, she looked up at Natasha pitifully, and in her heart asked for help from the person who suggested her live broadcast.

But Natasha just returned a bewildered smile, and answered with her mouth: I think it's good.

Although the content of the live broadcast is completely different from what she planned.But what should be cute is still cute, what should be beautiful is still beautiful--this is very enough.

Under Natasha's encouraging eyes, Rosanna regained her confidence, and ran outside the kitchen to see if there was anything she could do to help.

And after coming together again, the little onmyoji discovered that the earthquake catfish was not his last surprising 'dish' tonight.

After stopping the human face tree from tearing down the branches on his body to make grilled fish, refusing to swallow half a bottle of wine in the soup, and refusing Kaguya Hime to use his mount to make bamboo rice, he strongly protested that God Inari would carry a basket on his back. Touching the rice in the middle; by the way, she put Yasha's clothes back on and warned the other party, 'I don't want to be blocked from the live broadcast because of selling meat', before she returned to the sofa exhausted.

——By the way, he also took the time to answer the question in the barrage: "Believe me, you don't want to know what Tuntun and Tanuki are in the jug."

Human wine may be made from grapes, or it may be made from grain.But what is the monster's wine made of... This is definitely a question that is terribly thoughtful.

After experiencing this thrilling incident, Rosanna was completely afraid to appear around the kitchen again.If the group of shikigami in her family made any strange moves, then the content of her live broadcast today would probably directly become a modern onmyoji live broadcast.

Thinking of this, Rosanna hesitated and said: "My children have always been very good... What's going on today?"

As soon as the little landlord's words came out, Tony and others present all used a kind of '? ?Are you sure?" looking at her.Haven't these 'relatives' of Rosanna always loved making troubles so much?

Only Rosanna, who has a thick emotional filter, will firmly believe that her family is full of good babies.

Little Rose originally wanted to directly download and close the platform, but the viewers who hadn't eaten enough melons of course would not agree, and the explosive barrage once again kept Rosanna.

"But what are we going to broadcast?" Rosanna pinched her chin, looked up at Natasha, the planner on the other side, pitifully again, "All the content we planned to broadcast has already been broadcast—"

- Strange.

In fact, according to Natasha's original plan, there will be some live broadcasts of small desserts such as cupcakes and eating and broadcasting content in the future.

In order to better complete the task of eating and broadcasting, Rosanna even invited her own shikigami duo.Although the two-person woman looks like a delicate and weak normal woman, she lives up to her name. She has two persons in her body, and her appetite is also amazing.

Once the couple is released like this, all the records in the world about the big stomach king will probably be washed out with blood.

But these contents... the little onmyoji, who was frightened by a series of magical operations by his own shikigami, absolutely dare not do it now.

But fortunately, although Rosanna didn't know what content to broadcast live, the audience was very active on the barrage and began to come up with various ideas.

[Isn't the anchor's job as a flower shop and makeup artist?How about live broadcasting content related to majors? 】

This proposal was quickly echoed by many people, and many viewers who were attracted by the beauty blogger's forwarding just now typed quickly:

[Agreed, I want to watch the anchor's makeup tutorial!Or skin care tutorials are also available. The anchor's skin is really good, just like a porcelain doll. 】

"Makeup...then I need to discuss it with my assistants..." Speaking of this, Rosanna looked up at the beauty top Yuzao at home, but found that the other party was staring at the pot with a smile, although the nine-tailed fox Her tails were all tucked away, but Rosanna still felt that there were several tails swaying happily in front of and behind Tamamo.Taking a closer look, Rosanna realized that there was still a little green snake in Yuzao Mae's hand? !

Rosanna, who was sitting on the sofa live broadcasting, threw her phone at Tony and ran into the kitchen for the third time in a panic. The demon hand saved it.

Rosanna, who was so frightened by the broken sound, held the little green snake and nervously pressed the opponent's heart, "This is the first example of a paper man becoming a spirit I have seen!! What do you want to do, Yu!! "

Yuzao put the lid on the pot with some disappointment, "I didn't throw it away either. I was just playing around with him."

"..." Rosanna stuffed the little green snake into her sleeve silently, "I think it's best not to believe what you said."

And Loki, who has always been "the ants come and the ants go", is no longer arrogant.Under the threat of life danger, he quickly jumped into Rosanna's clothes and tightly wrapped around Little Rose's wrist.

In order to prevent this big demon who used to use the entire Heian Kyoto as a playground, and then find other tenants around as toys, Rosanna made a decisive move and decided to pull the other party to start a beauty live broadcast, right now!Urgently!This is simply a great move to stop a world war!

In fact, Rosanna always liked to be by Tamamo-mae's side in winter.After all, among other things, Yuzao's fluffy and warm nine big tails can make people very happy...

When Rosanna was a child, she used to love rolling in the nine tails.At that time, the little rose was only a little bit big, and the whole person could be buried in the nine big tails.

And Tamazamo let Rosanna pull her to go outside very connivingly, flipped the hand being pulled, and gently held the little girl's hand.

It is said that it is live broadcast makeup, but the biggest hit tonight is not makeup at all.It lies in the difference between Roseanne without makeup and Roseanne with makeup.

The difference is... there is no difference.

Rosanna's live broadcast content just hit the hearts of the gossip crowd.After the audience spontaneously took screenshots and posted them online, the number of viewers of the live broadcast increased again, and even soared to the top ten of the real-time popularity of the live broadcast platform.

For an inexperienced newcomer and non-professional anchor, this is simply an incredible miracle.

In the live broadcast room, the number of viewers who were still increasing, just stared at the plain-faced anchor after putting on makeup, and felt that his three views were shaken.

[Makeup can make me look beautiful, but it is probably a burden for the host...]

[Is there any change? ! 】

【Unnecessary cosmetics can be donated to others. 】

Just like when Rosanna was applying for a makeup artist, the staff's voice was the same: someone is born with a face that looks like a beauty filter.Not convinced.

[I apologize for suspecting that the anchor's beauty effect has been turned on again...]

[Wait, doesn't that mean that...all the pretty girls and boys you just scanned are really good-looking without any beauty effect? ! 】

[It's so sour.So good-looking people will really play TT with good-looking people】

Seeing the following bullet screens accompanied by slapping faces, Tony understood why Little Rose agreed to the audience's request.The man looked at Natasha knowingly, "Who says the little girl doesn't hold grudges? She can protect her shortcomings."

It's a pity that Rosanna, who is a human being, doesn't have a tail, otherwise her tail would be raised high now, and then swung back and forth triumphantly.

she!Knock fierce!

The content of this live broadcast of makeup was quickly edited and posted on the Internet, just like the animation of Rosanna looking back.

Many people who have dissed Rosanna's "high P online cheating", "hype her face", "it's good to know how to make up, anyone can look good", so they had to delete themselves silently before being ridiculed tweets.

Although Rosanna's live broadcast was not long, it contained a huge amount of information. It seemed that each segment could be watched many times over and over again...

And the impact is not small: one of the most intuitive examples is the number of fans on Roseanne's Twitter and ins accounts that have risen again.

But the next morning, before Roseanne had time to see her latest number of fans, she was called by the program team to work overtime temporarily.

The girl standing at the door looked at Rosanna hesitantly, "Do you have to go out?"

"Yeah!" Little Rose hurriedly swept the things on her desk into her bag, and even accidentally brought the little bat sitting on the table into her backpack, "The program team is not manned enough, I Go over and help."

After noticing Gu Huo Niao's hesitation, Rosanna turned to look at her, "What's wrong?"

"...It's nothing, I just hope you can come back earlier tonight..."

After watching Rosanna leave, Gu Huo Niao looked back at the group of probing little monsters behind her in confusion, and fell into self-questioning: "My lord, does she remember that today is her birthday?"

"I think..." Ebisu put down the colored flower salute she was holding, "Maybe I really forgot."

Roseanne lost her parents when she was very young, so she has no special concept of birthdays. ——For a long time, the little onmyoji actually didn't know when his birthday was.

It wasn't until she got acquainted with the people in the underworld that Demon Demon Envoy Yan was able to find out about her birthday through some special means.

"...Wait," Tony, who just came out of the bedroom yawning, woke up instantly after hearing the conversation of Gu Huo Niao and the others, "Birthday?! What birthday?!"

"Little Rose's birthday?!" After getting this answer from Gu Huo Niao, Tony immediately began to frantically knock on the doors of Peter, Steve and others in turn, "Level [-] security!!"

At this time, a little bat that was inadvertently stuffed into a bag and bumped around: ... I feel bitter.

Just as Gu Huo Niao and the others guessed, Rosanna had really forgotten her birthday long ago after work.Like every morning before, she skillfully planned to summon Oboroka to go to work.

As a result, before the little onmyoji had time to touch the spell, he suddenly heard two honking sounds.

"Little Prince," a familiar Rosanna face appeared from the rolled-down car window. Donnie pushed his sunglasses to look at Rosanna, "I won't be riding a white horse today, how about riding in a car with Bai Xue?"

The author has something to say: There are catfish in the house, and the catfish is so big that it cannot be stewed in a pot

Roseanne usually: My cubs are very good.

During the live broadcast of Rosana: Yasha puts on his clothes and we are a serious live broadcast room!Shuten, don't drink, we are still underage!Before Tamamo! !Do you want to live broadcast Killing God? !

... I think I'd better live broadcast the fox and the cat

At this time, a little bat that was squeezed around in a bag: ... vomited soul

——单刷小玫瑰的机会很难得，忍一忍吧你可以的！感谢在2020-01-2314:10:02~2020-01-2409:07:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 1 Leng Yue and You Wing Sky;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Ergouji; 6 bottles of Frost's Landing; 5 bottles of Zhanlan; just not 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!