Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

With the sound of pushing the door, Roman, whom everyone had seen just now, walked in together with several other staff members.

The staff looked at the room that had instantly quieted down, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Okay, then we'll—"

Before the staff could finish speaking, they were interrupted by the sound of panicked footsteps.

"...I'm sorry," No. 01, who ran out to get a touch of make-up secretly because of Rosanna's words, stood awkwardly at the door, "I just went out because I had something to do."

The staff looked at her and frowned, "It's a good habit to keep time, miss. I hope you can develop this habit as soon as possible."

But this is not a serious fault after all, so the staff let No. 01 join other applicants.

"Our recruitment this time is a non-public system. Since everyone here is able to come here, they must have been recommended and recommended by others, and they must all have good strength."

"The interview process this time will be different from the previous exam process that you have participated in. We will first conduct a practical inspection directly, and select ten people to enter the re-examination through your comments on the makeup that the models put on on site. In the re-examination, we will further examine your theoretical ability."

Most of the makeup artist inspections are composed of written examination and practical operation.Although the order of this interview has been adjusted, it is not difficult to understand.

After all, you don't need a nerd who can only endorse books and theories to choose a makeup artist for a program group.What they want is someone with the fastest and best makeup skills, who can satisfy both the guests and the audience.

But just when the interview was about to start, the process suddenly went wrong.

One of the models provided for applicants got stuck on the road and has not been able to arrive until now.

And assemble the models according to the order of numbers 01-27, then the only one left is... Rosanna.

Roman frowned and looked at the information in his hand, "Aren't there two substitute models? Where are they?"

"...It's also blocked on the road."

"Three people are blocked?!"

"Yes," the staff responsible for contacting the models covered their faces helplessly, "They belong to the same company, and they drove here from the company...a car, all blocked."

"...So they think," Roman resisted the urge to hit someone, "what's the use of hiring a substitute?"

Isn't it just to prevent accidents? !It turned out that an accident happened together? ?

Rosanna looked at the group of people who were about to quarrel, and tried to break the siege: "There are three people on our side, why don't I be the model and let my two assistants do the makeup?"

Hearing Rosanna's proposal, before the staff could say anything, No. 01 jumped up to protest: "No! It's not fair! Why are we all models, but she can use herself!"

"What's more, look at her face," No. 01 pointed at Rosanna angrily, "Even if you put ten catties of blush on her face... anyway, no matter how you change it, it won't be ugly, okay? Let her It's not fair to be a model."

"...uh," Roseanne said hesitantly in the strange silence, "thank you?"

Although the little onmyoji couldn't be sure, whether the other party was praising him for his good looks, or he was trying to embarrass himself.

No. 01, who accidentally said the truth, roared in embarrassment: "I'm not complimenting you!"

It looks amazing! ! Hetui!

"Then what do you think should be done?" Although the staff felt very helpless, they still asked in a good-tempered manner.

"Find her a model!" No. 01, who had just been humiliated by Rosanna's revelation of the truth, is now determined to fight her.

She glanced at the room, then raised her hand and pointed at Roman who was standing aside, "Let her be the model! This way there will be no difference in face!"

"..."

From the reactions of everyone in the room, No. 01 realized how stupid what he just said.She panicked and tried to make amends: "I, I didn't mean that, I didn't say you are not good-looking——"

"Okay." Roman pulled out a blunt smile, "I know."

The models who were accidentally shot by the map gun: ...

——Stop talking.Now everyone knows what you were thinking just now.

But Roman didn't care what the other party thought of her appearance, she cared more about another thing.If the little red-haired girl really puts on makeup, the disguise on her face...

I can only hope that this little girl is an idiot.

Agent Romanov, whose pseudonym was Roman, thought from the bottom of his heart.

In fact, regardless of whether No. 01 had such a fuss just now, for the sake of fairness, the staff would not rashly adopt Rosanna's proposal.

However, after taking a closer look at Rosanna's appearance, many staff members actually agreed with what No. 01 just said in their hearts.

——The face of the little red-haired girl will never be ugly no matter how she changes it.If you apply too much blush, it will not turn over, it will become a sunburn makeup of Japanese style; if you apply too much shadow, it will not turn over, maybe you will become a poor Cinderella before Nirvana and rebirth.

Have no idea.

Some people start with base makeup, and then step by step with highlights, shadows...be careful.But some people directly grow a face that seems to have turned on the special effects of beautification, what else can they do?

So in the next preliminary test, Roseanne and her two assistants had to really use Roman as a model to do makeup.It just so happened that Roman went to work without makeup today, and even the steps of removing makeup can be omitted directly.

And the moment the makeup egg touched Roman's face, Rosanna's hand stopped suddenly.

Natasha was already guessing whether the other party would notice something was wrong on her face, so after seeing Rosanna's movements, she narrowed her eyes slightly and asked nonchalantly, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

Rosanna's fingers lightly brushed the side of the other person's face, and she replied calmly: "It's okay, I'm just thinking about how to be more suitable for you."

The black widow looked up at the serious little girl, constantly weighing the credibility of the other party's words in her heart, "Then I look forward to your results very much."

What Rosanna just said is of course not credible.After she touched Natasha's face, she immediately realized: 'There is something on the face. ''This face is not Roman's own. '

The little onmyoji raised by monsters always has a lot of experience in such weird things.So although Rosanna still looked calm and composed, countless complicated thoughts had already flashed through her mind: 'Could it be another monster who likes to exchange other people's faces for her?Like Prajna? '

"After the evil god and the evil god collided with the human design, is there another Prajna to continue to collide with the human design..."

'Is that why she treated me so warmly just now?Could it be that you are looking for me to seek salvation? '

'... But she just said that Tony was like an old friend of hers... Could it be that she knew Tony before she was alive?Even after death, I still remember the other party, could it be—? ! '

Without knowing it, Rosanna has completed a touching life experience for Roman.From the sad and tragic love story of the rain girl on the other side of the flower, to the legendary life of the prajna in front of Yuzao, by the way, I also thought about Qing Jiluo's bride and the like...

And Roman—that is, Natasha after the disguise, just watched the red-haired girl put on makeup for herself, showing an expression that was about to cry.

The black widow looked at Roseanna's expression hesitantly, and her mind was full of doubts: "The face I disguised is not so ugly, is it?" !It's not that hard to put on makeup, is it? !Why are you so anxious to cry? ! '

Before the end of the initial test, Rosanna put down the loose powder brush in her hand, suddenly held Natasha's hand, and whispered seriously: "Don't worry, I will definitely help you."

"Living in modern times, and wearing someone else's face," the little onmyoji looked at Natasha sympathetically, "this monster must have had a very difficult life."

'I must save her well! ! '

Rosana, who was determined to save the other party, didn't know how intense and complicated the mental journey appeared in Natasha's heart after hearing her words.

'help me?help me what?Is she really with Tony and the others?She recognized me? '

After all, Natasha is a well-trained agent. Although the turmoil has already set off in her mind, the expression on her face is still calm, "Okay."

After the initial test, the top ten contestants were quickly ranked through scoring and selection to enter the next round of interviews.

Among them, of course, is Roseanne and her shikigami.

After all... Banruo and Yuzao, these monsters, have lived longer than almost all cosmetics in the world. They have witnessed the development of the cosmetics and beauty industry with their own eyes.It is undoubtedly a 'living fossil'.They forcibly drew a perfect makeup for Natasha through a disguised electronic face.

The quota of these ten people also includes No. 01 who has always been eccentric and open map guns.But she is no longer No.1, but No.10 who is on the verge of elimination.It was Rosanna and her assistant who got the No.1 result in the initial test.

No. 01 looked at his own results and gave Rosanna a hard look, "Just wait and see, you're lucky this time."

And Banruo also gave No. 01 a bad look, "It's better to be lucky than some people who are stupid and stupid."

"you!"

If there is promotion, there will naturally be elimination.Many people who came to Luosanna to discuss the clothes on the little Onmyoji just now were eliminated.But they didn't seem sad, instead they all started laughing at themselves, 'I'm a professional runner!Professionals are responsible for gathering heads and watching the fun! '

There were also people who were worried about the ridicule of No. 01 just now, and sneaked up to Rosanna's side to cheer her up: "Come on! You must beat her! I feel annoyed when I see her so complacent!"

"...I'll do my best." Roseanne replied dryly.

After the practical operation of the initial test, the next two procedures are to examine theoretical knowledge and makeup design.

In the eyes of normal human beings, this is the most normal application process.

But in the eyes of the monsters, these topics designed by humans are simply too stupid.

Banruo struggled to identify the topic in front of him, and finally understood why his little onmyoji had repeatedly emphasized that he should learn more and be more literate.

... I know these letters separately, but what are they together! !can't read! !I strongly urge this group of humans to consider their foreign monsters more when recruiting!Use multiple languages!

Hannya, who is not very familiar with English so far, abruptly made this written test into a CET-[-] test...

It is not only Hannya who has problems in this exam, but also Tamamomae.This big monster with a lot of twists and turns in his life knows English, but it is precisely because he can understand the questions...that's why he writes frightening answers.

"List three of your favorite perfumes, and comment on them?" Tamazamo raised the corners of his mouth, seemed a little confused and excited, and swiped his pen to answer happily.

'The blood of a frightened man tastes bitter and astringent', 'the blood of an adult has a sweet taste'...

Half an hour later, the staff looked at the test paper in front of Yuzao with mixed feelings, "...what brand of perfume is written on the answer? Why do I feel like I have never heard of it?"

"Maybe—" The other people who came together to study together replied hesitantly, "What kind of niche brand is it?"

"The name is so good in the second grade? The blood of xx? Can it really be sold? Why can't it be called 'Evil King's True Eye' or 'Dark Flame Maker'? Doesn't it sound more cool?"

"Uh……"

And Rosana, who was standing outside the door waiting for her grades, helplessly listened to Yuzao's retelling of her answer just now.

Most people may not believe it, but the human blood written by Tamamomae... is really human blood.

Rosanna sighed and said melancholy: "I hope we don't get arrested for this..."

Don't worry, her family, Yu Zaoqian, has a little harmless habit. She likes to play with people's hearts, and she just plays with the people of the whole city in her hands!It has been washed white for many years!

Fortunately, the staff didn't think of the fact that 'human blood is real human blood' at all. After searching and investigating the name of the perfume 'xx blood' to no avail, they muttered, 'it's not their own brand, come here Advertising? ', while leaving this matter behind, gave Tamazamae a beautiful - low score on the test paper.

Fortunately, Yuzaoqian and Banruo are just Luosanna's assistants, and their scores are only used as a reference, and 30% of them will be included in Luosanna's score.There will be no irreversible effects.Otherwise, they don't need to go through the next interview, just go home and continue selling flowers.

In the end, Luo Shanna, the onmyoji, will come forward to deal with the monsters created by her own gods.Although the little onmyoji didn't know much about these things in the human world, she still managed to turn the tide by relying on the results of her crazy makeup knowledge a few days ago, and raised the total score of the three to the advanced level. on the threshold.

Thanks to the various knowledge encyclopedias provided by the search engines in the human world, Rosanna, who has a superb memory, learned so much knowledge from scratch in such a short period of time...

Because I have already experienced practical exercises just now, the third assessment is makeup design.Use all kinds of makeup supplies to make makeup designs on paper in a similar way to sketching.

Considering her own shikigami painting skills... Rosanna silently regarded herself as the main force of this assessment.She didn't want to wait until the next time to hand in a lot of results that were difficult to understand with human thinking.

By this time, only three of the 27 applicants remained.Rosanna and her 'assistants', number 01, and the boy who tried to strike up a conversation with Rosanna.

And obviously, No. 01's attention was not on answering seriously.She kept looking up and trying to peek at the other two, so obvious that the staff couldn't help but came over and knocked on her desk as a warning.

The moment the staff came over, No. 01's eyes rolled, and a bold idea suddenly flashed in her mind. She grabbed the staff and said, "I want to go to the bathroom, may I?"

"...Okay," the staff member didn't have a good impression of this domineering applicant, she hesitated for a while before agreeing, "but..."

Before the staff finished speaking, No. 01 hurriedly stood up and walked out quickly.And when she was at Rosanna's table, she deliberately slammed into the eyeshadow palette on Rosanna's table.

If this eyeshadow palette is broken and spilled on Rosanna's 'examination paper', then all her answer papers will be scrapped.

And this is exactly the plan of No. 01.She even thought about how to use a pitiful innocent expression to say to everyone later: "I didn't mean it, I was just a careless one."Why don't you forgive me?I have already apologized to you!How can you be so modest...'

And according to her past experience, pretending to cry while throwing blame is the most effective way.

The corner of No. 01's mouth curled into a smile, but his eyes were extremely cold.

No. 01, possessed by a playful spirit, had a good plan and made up his mind to teach Rosanna a lesson to the one who had humiliated her just now.But No. 01 didn't expect that when she slammed into Rosanna's table with all her strength, her feet suddenly became empty, she lost her body's center of gravity, and fell forward suddenly.

Banruo and Yuzao, who were guarding Luosanna on the left and right, heard the loud bang when No. 01 fell to the ground, and didn't even bother to lift their heads.There was a strange light in the hands of the two, and they exchanged a tacit look with each other, and the arcs of the corners of their mouths were almost exactly the same.

Why do human beings always try to use such childish and stupid methods in front of them?

Playing tricks in front of Hannya and Tamamo, why doesn't she compete with Umibozu in swimming, and compete with hungry ghosts?

After No. 01 fell, the staff at the scene quickly surrounded him.Natasha had been staring at Rosanna's direction just now, and she had also witnessed the whole process of No. 01's attempt to touch porcelain. She had already seen the other party's thoughts: "What exactly did you want to do just now?"

No. 01 clutched his knee, unable to speak for a long time due to the pain.Now she didn't need to pretend to cry as planned, the pain and humiliation made her kneel on the ground, tears falling down.

Candidate No. [-], who watched a big show while interviewing, couldn't help but raised his head and complained: "Pretending to be pitiful is the stupidest way in the workplace, don't you know?"

"You!" No. 01 turned his head and stared at the boy aggressively, "What do you mean!"

Being poked at the center, she excitedly wanted to get up and argue with the other party, but in the event her injured knee was involved again, and she clutched her knee in a state of despair and gasped for breath. "……it hurts."

Several staff members chatted in low voices, and then confirmed from Natasha's mouth that No. 01 wanted to frame Rosanna just now.

"Then I'm afraid you need to come with us, miss," the staff said politely to No. 01, "We need to call up the surveillance records in the room to confirm what you just did. If there is indeed malicious competition, then Unfortunately, we can only disqualify you."

No. 01 did not expect that he had played so many tricks before, and this time it would develop like this.Her complexion changed drastically, and regardless of her aching body, she struggled to stand up, and yelled at the staff in the room: "How could I frame such an [-]-line pheasant makeup artist?! I warn you! Be polite to me." ! I am a student of Master Bobbi."

"Really?" Banruo was finally willing to move her eyes from Rosanna to No. 01. The monster with a strange face sneered and looked at No. 01 with mocking eyes, "If you think you used to work under her to do odd jobs It means that she is her student, so she must have many students."

When No. 01, who was struggling and resisting, heard this sentence, his face changed suddenly.She looked at Banruo with a calm face in disbelief, and muttered to herself: "How would you know..."

Of course, No. 01 was not a student of Master Bobbi, she was just the assistant of the other party's assistant in an event.

After subconsciously admitting Banruo's statement, No. 01 regretted it, and immediately changed her words: "No! You are talking nonsense! You are slandering me!"

However, Hannya's expression didn't seem to have changed, she still looked at No. 01 with that mocking and indifferent look. No. 01 felt that the eyes of the other party were like two poisonous snakes, tightly wrapped around his heart, making him unable to breathe.

——Not only Prajna.

On the other side, after trying to intervene in the painting and being stopped by Rosanna, Tamazamo raised her head and glanced at her lightly.

Yu Zaoqian was a terrifying monster who was once ignored by all the onmyojis in Heian capital. How can such an ordinary human being be able to bear this sight?

No. 01's legs went limp, and he collapsed to the ground, chanting over and over again: "Devil, you are all devils."

devil?Hannah rolled her eyes angrily.Can Westerners stop using such low-level vocabulary to curse people?The level of the devil is so low!How can you compare with them!Especially Master Onmyoji, she is a person supported and recognized by countless evil spirits and monsters.How could it be as simple as the devil?

Rosanna looked up at the triumphant Banruo, "I brought Wisdom today, didn't I bring sleep? Did you order the mind reading skill again? How can you tell that the other party is lying?"

"Such a simple lie does not require mind reading skills at all," Hannya said very proudly, "I can tell it is false at a glance."

Even the most cunning humans are no better at lying than monsters.In the eyes of monsters, human lies are as childish and ridiculous as children's tricks.

As for how Ban Ruo guessed the truth...

"I lied to her," Banruo smiled and lay on Luosanna's shoulder like a pet that only invites rewards. "I didn't expect to cheat her out once I cheated. I'm smart."

"... Awesome. As expected of you."

After cleaning up the cannon fodder, the interview soon ended.

Rosanna and her assistants are hired.

This result is not surprising. After all, there are Hannya and Yuzaoqian, two monsters who can change their entire faces into other people's faces, and the others are indeed not competitive.

But when registering information, Rosanna was indeed nervous.These two shikigami in her family don't have any normal identities...

Speaking of which, can they continue to use their previous identities in Heianjing?Will it be sold out?

Roman, who was in charge of registering the information, looked at Rosanna's unnatural expression, and the pen in his hand didn't stop. He calmly wrote down a lot of temporarily forged identity information.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are professional when it comes to forging identities.

Every superhero has a stack of thick vests, and even these vests interact with each other.For example: Peter Parker and Spider-Man are friends, Bruce Wayne is the sponsor of the Justice League, and people once thought that Iron Man was the bodyguard of the richest man Stark...

After making up information for the two gangsters without changing her expression, Natasha closed the folder in her hand, "Okay, baby, then I wish you success in your future work. And... we can talk about some Is it a private matter?"

The little onmyoji cheered up suddenly, "Oh yes, yes! I will definitely work hard!" There is also a Prajna-type monster waiting for him to be saved!She must work hard to help each other!

Looking at the little girl who suddenly became excited, Natasha had a huge question mark in her heart. 'Just ask Tony about their news, do you need to come on? '

Natasha just came to this world three days ago.Black Widow is indeed the most A member in the Avengers, even in the parallel world, she couldn't get rid of her uniform that can transform into anything like Doraemon.

She used the tools produced by S.H.I.E.L.D. to disguise herself, and quietly lurked into this world.

And the reason why she chose the identity of 'Roman' to continue working on behalf of the other party who is on vacation abroad is precisely because——

"Hi, little prince."

Robert Downey Jr. greeted Roseanne as he walked, "We—the prince and Snow White meet again."

As soon as Natasha thought of him, he appeared nearby.That's right, it's not because of the wrong person...

The author has something to say: Note: Regarding the make-up artist exam, I combined search + asked students of related majors, and the conclusion was 'written test + practical operation + makeup design'. If you think there is a bug, take it as my private design ~ thanks ~

The meme that models and substitute models get stuck on the road comes from reality.

When we went out to run activities in college, we encountered a bizarre incident where both the regular members and the substitute members were stuck in the same car and were late...

At that time, I thought this stalk was too funny hhh, I finally got the chance to write it

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Question: How does Natasha enter Roseanne's house?

Tony: OK, I have experience with this problem, listen to me.First of all, she can pretend to be a bankrupt homeless man, and second, she can also fall from the sky and smash into Little Rose's house, and then she can say that she was suddenly inspired to move in after the celebration banquet...

Natasha: You better not tell me this is the method you guys used

Tony: Uh...

Natasha: I really don't want to admit that you guys are my teammates...