Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Under the gesture of Peter's crazy eyes, Tony, who was mourning the hamburger, coughed and interrupted the little landlord's worried persuasion.

"So, Peter, you passed by here by chance?"

"Yes, yes." Peter, who is not good at lying, his eyes fluttered around, with a very obvious guilty look. In order to avoid being exposed, Peter specially started a new topic in order to interrupt Rosanna's thoughts, " I'm sorry I ruined your dinner."

Hearing what Peter said, the little landlord's attention quickly shifted to the hamburger wreckage on the table.The wooden table made of godwood survived Peter's pressure unscathed, but their dinner was miserable.

After staring at them for a while, Rosanna said pitifully: "We are really miserable, poor and miserable." The little onmyoji has decided that it can't be delayed any longer!She has been miserable recently, and she will be looking for Inari God to consecrate her for a few days!

Upon hearing the word 'poor', Peter subconsciously looked at the richest man with a mustache.Although during the previous few days of getting along, Peter had a deep understanding of Tony's current situation.But in the subconscious of Good Neighbor, Iron Man with money ability will always be the best choice to solve such "little things".

Both Tony and Roseanne caught Peter's gaze immediately.

And the two had completely different reactions.

Peter, who had lost the ability to pay money, avoided Peter's expectant eyes with some embarrassment, while the little landlord said in a low voice: "Look at what he is doing, he is poorer than me."

Speaking of this, the little onmyoji who was originally depressed suddenly sighed heavily, pitying the poor homeless Tony and Peter, who was constantly trying to commit suicide because of learning difficulties, for the countless times in his heart.

'These two humans are really worse than me! ’ Rosanna thought to herself, ‘poorer than me is worse than me! '

Rosanna still has a big group—a group of shikigami who dote on and protect her. Even if one day she really goes bankrupt, her shikigami Iron Mouse can still support her by riding a unicycle.

'And what about these two humans? Rosanna looked at Tony and Peter with almost loving eyes, "They don't even have a broken begging bowl!"How could it be so miserable! '

It's a pity that neither Tony nor Peter can 'read' Rosanna's heartfelt feelings, otherwise these two superheroes whose personalities have been inadvertently modified by the small landlord will definitely hope that they can hang up as soon as possible, and then restore their big size Go to Rosanna and prove yourself to her.

"Tell me who is poor!", "Tell me who doesn't study well and wants to commit suicide!"—It's a pity that these can only exist in the fantasy of the richest man and the top student for the time being.

On the other side, Bruce, who spent his entire acting skills pretending to be a doll, sat on the sofa and 'watched' Tony and Peter with his bean eyes.

People need to compare, and they are most afraid of comparison.Bruce, who once fell to the bottom of the food chain because of turning into a little bat doll, suddenly felt that his experience was much luckier than Tony's.

At least he didn't encounter any misfortunes such as the collapse of the human design, the overlord's cheating all the way, or being misunderstood by the well-meaning small landlord, and taking a huge scapegoat.

The little bat sleeps and lives with the little onmyoji every day, enjoying the life of being hugged around.Apart from the disadvantage of being stared at by Banruo and wanting to be painted into the color of colorful Marysuke, Bruce is simply the most comfortable person in the world's superheroes.

While Bruce was thinking about these issues, Tony pinched Peter's clothes with two fingers, and looked critically, "You... need to be cleaned well."

As soon as he heard the keyword 'cleaning', the smart butler, who has developed a conditioned reflex these days, subconsciously started spitting bubbles.Nervously waiting for his husband to entrust him with this arduous and dizzying task.

——Fortunately not.

Hearing what Tony said, Peter immediately said embarrassedly: "I can just go home and wash it myself!"

"I think you should live here first," the little landlord quickly interrupted Peter's voice, "I'm worried that you will pass by someone else's roof later—"

It's okay to smash the roof of her house, but if you accidentally smash the roof of other people...

"You're not Santa Claus, so don't try this dangerous experience." Rosanna persuaded Peter earnestly.

Peter knew that no matter what he said now, it would not be convincing, and he would even feel a kind of embarrassment that was getting darker and darker, so he could only look bitter and stare at Rosanna with pitiful dog eyes.Trying to stimulate the awakening of small landlords through this miserable way.

Of course, this method does nothing...

Instead, Tony patted Peter on the head and said to him: "I just modified an automatic heating bathtub today, you can experience and test its effect."

——As long as Tony doesn't act like a monster or come up with whims, his products will always be well received.Of course this time is no exception.

Think about it, in the cold winter, the room is heated by fire shikigami such as Phoenix fire and Shiranui; there is also a bathtub in the bathroom that can be automatically heated, automatically sensed and adjusted the temperature; The wine that came over; although I can’t eat hamburgers when I’m hungry, there are fish caught by Kaibozu.

Apart from poverty, it is simply an enviable template for a happy life!

And a happy life will have surprises.

For example, it wasn't an alarm clock or a dream that woke Roseanne the next morning.It was... the noise of shikigami.

The automatic heating bathtub modified by Tony has been well received by shikigami, especially water-type shikigami like Ebisu and Kaibozu, who are already hydrophilic, and they expressed their high love for this bathtub.

However, after the bathtub was turned into a fish tank, there was a big bug.

When Tony refitted the bathtub, he set it to automatic sensing, which would automatically adjust the temperature as people came and went.

But Ebisu and the others... have long since had little to do with the term 'human being'.

So the automatic induction set by Tony couldn't sense them at all, so it fell into a bug and kept heating, almost cooking Yebisu who was sleeping in the fish tank... the bathtub.

Banruo proudly said to the little onmyoji who was woken up: "If I go in a little later, you will be able to drink 'fish soup' this morning."

"What does this have to do with fish soup?" Tony asked casually while studying his invention that almost caused a tragedy.

"..." Tony just asked casually, but this was a fatal question, and no one dared to answer it. ——Do you want these monsters to confess their identities in front of Tony?

It is to show the new bride to show her eight legs and say: "Hey, I didn't expect that, in this world, Spider-Man is not the only way to mutate spiders." ’ It’s still necessary for Kaifangzhu to show his fish head and complain to this group of humans: ‘Are you surprised?When you humans fantasize about mermaid love, can you also let our fish-headed human body appear on the stage? '——Either way is too scary!

So after Tony asked this sentence, the shikigami who had been gathered together looked at each other, and then left the scene very quickly in an unusually tacit understanding.Even Ebisu, who was almost boiled and lying on the sofa recuperating, stood up trembling, and fled away.It's nothing more than a disabled person.

The little onmyoji looked at Ebisu's back, and suddenly gave up the idea of ​​finding Inari God to switch his luck.Even Ebisu, the god of good fortune, was like this... This made Rosanna's trust in consecration suddenly drop to the bottom.

Seeing their reaction, Tony raised his eyebrows suspiciously, and looked at Rosanna who had just woken up and was still wrapped in pajamas, "What is their reaction?"

"Uh..." Rosanna dodged Tony's gaze and replied hesitantly, "Maybe it's because...they're hungry, so they're going to have breakfast."

Tony glanced at the little landlord who was nervously clutching the fluff of the one-piece rabbit ear pajamas, "Actually, I never asked, what are these people who come to your house in groups from time to time, what are they here for?"

No matter how you look at it, these guys are not normal ordinary people.

Some are as handsome as Ibaraki Shuten, and some are as glamorous as Tamamo-mae Red Leaf, but there are also strange-looking Kaibozu and others...

And there are many kinds of animals visiting Roseanne's house.During the time Tony lived here, he had already seen them at home: a pig named Dream Eater, a white fox named Bai Zangzhu, a cat named Nine Lives Cat, and a dog called Inugami ...

This kind of flow of people and pets makes Tony sometimes have to wonder whether the small landlord has opened a homestay and pet boarding shop in addition to renting the house to him.

Hearing Tony's question, Roseanne was silent for a while before answering in a subtle tone: "Those are my relatives."

"Relatives?" This is not the first time Tony has heard this explanation from Rosanna. Back then, the little landlord used this identity to introduce Gu Huo Niao and others to him, but Iron Man didn't expect... "All of these Is it your relative?"

"Yeah," Rosanna stood up and walked towards the kitchen, and replied embarrassedly, "My relatives... have quite a lot."

——Judging from the collection speed of Shikigami of Onmyoji from a young age, she can really make all relatives in the five lakes, and the whole family in the four seas.

After getting this answer, Tony was a little suspicious at first.But it seems reasonable to think about it carefully. People who are working hard outside now, who doesn't have a few such poor relatives?

Not even Tony Stark, the president of SI—no, he's really an exception.

After all, as we all know, one of the most important conditions for becoming a superhero is the death of both parents; and nine out of ten domineering presidents have the same miserable fate.

As for a person who has two identities at the same time, like the president of SI and the president of WE... then I don't need to go into details.

A new day is another day when you need to work to earn money to support your family.

Rosana watched as Tubi repaired the roof that Peter smashed yesterday, and then went to work as usual. ——Of course, the little landlord has not forgotten to take the poor high school student Peter to school like yesterday.

"Keep working hard!" Rosana sat on the wheelie and waved vigorously to Peter, "You should also relax, don't—cough cough."

Because it was at the gate of the school, the little landlord thoughtfully didn't say the phrase 'suicide because of poor grades', and only covered it up with a cough.But even for such a caring Rosanna, Peter, who couldn't get rid of the scapegoat, sighed melancholy.

"When will I get rid of this scapegoat and prove that I am not bad at studying..." Thinking of this, Peter recalled the questions he saw in the exam yesterday, and he couldn't help sighing heavily, "It feels like It looks very difficult."

Worried, Peter continued to walk towards the school, but was soon surrounded. A group of blushing boys and girls came over and asked Peter shyly, "Who was that beautiful girl just now?"

"Uh……"

Roseanne didn't know what kind of disturbance she caused in Peter's school. She worked hard to support her family, but as soon as she arrived at the cinema, the boss called her over.

"Rosanna," the boss, Grandpa Jerry, said in a deep voice, with a forced smile on his face, "I have something to tell you."