Who calls this thing a god?

May I ask this gentleman, do you have any complaints about living?

Seeing that Qiyou was about to flash lasers, Ye Jin stopped in front of him and smiled at Lu Chan, "Hey, this is my friend who likes to have long hair."

Jiang Fusheng, who was standing beside him, raised his eyes and looked over after hearing this, but Ye Jinyi blocked him too tightly, and it was dark, so he couldn't see Qiyou clearly for a while.

Lu Chan snorted and nodded, "I'm sorry. It's too dark."

He looked down at Sun Gu, who was firmly pressed on the ground by the magic weapon, and said in a gentlemanly manner, "Ah, this is Mr. Sun, who has been famous for a long time. I thank you for adding It's a three-day class. It's a pleasure to meet you."

He said it was a pleasure to meet him, but he sounded like an idiot.

Sun Gu was pressed hard by something, and said angrily: "Who the hell are you!"

"Huh? Do villains like to use this sentence as an opening statement?" Lu Chan spread his hands regretfully, "In order for us to get along better in the future, I will answer your question, not for free."

"In terms of seniority, I am your ancestor." Lu Chan took out a pair of handcuffs from his waist and handed them to Jiang Fusheng.

"Emotionally... you have to call me Dad."

Lu Chan immediately added another sentence: "But of course, if my descendants have a seedling like you, my coffin board will not be able to hold it down long ago. So has your father come to visit you?"

Ye Jinyi: "..."

Jiang Fusheng: "..."

Sun Gu: "..."

Jiang Fusheng really gave in to Lu Chan's mouth, he handcuffed Sun Gu, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "Forgive me, your father will not come."

Sun Gu: "..."

The giant baby was baptized with words by two old beasts in human skin, and looked at Lu Chan dully.

Lu Chan raised his eyebrows.

Seeing that Sun Gu lowered his head decisively again.

It's horrible. I don't ever want to see this guy open his mouth again in my fucking life.

Jiang Fusheng escorted Sun Gu away, and when Lu Chan passed by Qiyou, he nodded and said, "I have a hunch that we will meet again."

Qi You: "..." In front of your grave?

Lu Chan: "So I apologize for my previous faux pas."

Kiyo looked at him coldly.

Lu Chan was unmoved, and even chuckled happily: "See you later, little princess."

If the eyes of gods could be transformed, Lu Chan would have been cut into a paper sculpture.

Jiang Fusheng escorted Sun Gu into the back seat of the car, and patted Lu Chan who sat in the co-pilot: "Old Lu, what did you just tell someone?"

Lu Chan turned his head and gave him a sideways glance: "You can also listen to whispers? How about I talk to you at night?"

Sensing the gaze from Sun Gu who was tied into a rice dumpling, Lu Chan just wanted to say something when Jiang Fusheng interrupted him: "Oh, I was fooled by this kid just now. Old Lu, I remembered, that long-haired The boy here seems to be the one who gave me the copper coin last time. I didn’t see it clearly when it was dark..."

Lu Chan paused, looked around at Sun Gu, and said indifferently, "Really? It doesn't matter."

Jiang Fusheng: "Doesn't matter? That's fine, that's fine... You are really, people treat people as women without seeing clearly."

Lu Chan: "Did I say I didn't see clearly?"

Jiang Fusheng: "Hey, you see clearly that you are still small..." He suddenly remembered the "nickname" Lu Chan gave to others, and his face turned green all of a sudden.

Jiang Fusheng: "..."

Jiang Fusheng: "..." Fucking old bastard.

When Ye Jin took him home, Qiyou still had a stinky face, probably because he was very angry with that hooligan.

He still thinks this dog looks like a high priest?A big sweet potato like his grandma!Climb for Grandpa!

Ye Jinyi said: "Ancestor of the Immortal, you go take a hot bath to warm up first, and I will cook for you."

Kiyo seemed to be about to say something, but he paused and nodded, and went to the bathroom.

With Ye Jinyi's previous explanation, these bottles and jars seemed not so difficult to understand.

He fumbled for a hot bath, and when he came out, there were already two plates of stir-fried vegetables on the table.

"The family really doesn't have much money... The rent for a two-bedroom apartment next to the school is too high," Ye Jinyi sighed, "After two years of hard work, it's still nothing."

Qiyou lowered his head and picked up an old vinegar peanut and chewed it slowly.

He didn't speak, Ye Jinyi didn't feel embarrassed, he just talked on his own.I don't know whether to tell Qiyou or to myself.

Ye Jin just kept chattering, hardly moved his chopsticks, but when he looked up, he saw that Qi You's rice bowl was about to bottom out, he paused, picked up his bowl, got up and went to the kitchen to fill another bowl for him, shouting at the top of his voice: "Grandfather, how much do you eat?"

No answer was heard.

Ye Jinyi's heart skipped a beat, he put down the bowl and walked out as if realizing something.

The living room was already empty.

The mask that had been placed on the table before had also disappeared.

Resentment God walked as cleanly as he came.

Looking at the empty house, Ye Jinyi almost wondered if he had just had a ridiculous dream these days.

The melody of the phone ringing suddenly rang. Ye Jin paused and went to the dining table to answer the phone. It was the sports committee member of his class.

"Hello? Ye Jinyi?"

"Ah, yes."

"You signed up for that tennis match... didn't you? I'm counting the list, so I'll make sure."

"No..." Ye Jin paused.

Sports Commissioner: "Huh?"

Ye Jin looked at the pair of chopsticks in front of the dining table that had been used by another person, was taken aback for a moment, and urged by the sports committee member, said: "Yes. I reported it."

The sports committee over there laughed: "Okay, then I will fill in your list."

"Okay, thank you."

Ye Jinyi hung up the phone.

Looking at one of the names in the address book, he hesitated for a moment before dialing.

"Hello? Teacher Wu? ... That's it. I want to ask about the dormitory when I go back to school..."

If it was a dream, it was a beautiful and brave dream.

In the Ninth Bureau, the interrogator interrogated Sun Gu overnight.

Lu Chan had only been squinting in the office for an hour when he was called by the director.He didn't linger, he went out to wash his face and went to the director's office.

Seeing that Lu Chan had arrived, the director nodded to the person in charge of taking the interrogation record to indicate that he could start talking.

"According to Sun Gu, on the night of the September 923 incident a week ago, he was eating on the second floor of the No. [-] cafeteria of University C. The monitoring data proved that he did not lie."

"The fingerprints taken from evidence at the scene of 923 matched Sun Gu's. I also admitted that I bought the pack of tissues for Master."

Master?

"Sun Gu said that half a year ago, he recognized an expert as a teacher and learned from him the art of drawing talismans to exorcise evil spirits. The last time the master and apprentice met was two weeks ago and there was no contact since then."

Lu Chan sneered: "One pack of tissues lasts for a week, this expert is not very hygienic."

Recorder:"……"

Director Shen: "Did he say what this 'Master' is about?"

Recorder: "Sun Gu himself doesn't seem to understand much."

Director Shen nodded, and the recorder continued: "As for the matter of copper coins, it seems that Master Sun Gu has found a breakthrough. According to Sun Gu, he once heard his master call someone at the door of the toilet, saying that he should pay attention to the distribution of copper coins. Quantity and post-feedback, regular observations, etc.”

Lu Chan mocked: "How many times have I told you not to discuss military aircraft in the bathroom, don't these 'superior people' watch TV dramas?"

Recorder:"……"

No, where are you from? ?

Director Shen covered his forehead, looked at Lu Chan and said, "You really guessed right about the copper coins."

Lu Chan shrugged: "If there is a business, there must be after-sales service."

Director Shen asked the recorder again: "Does Sun Gu know the function of copper coins?"

"According to what he said, it was to summon an evil god called the God of Resentment." The recorder repeated what Sun Gu said about the characteristics of God of Resentment.

Director Shen pondered for a moment, then nodded.

respond to resentment...

Lu Chan smiled suddenly and said, "I remember that a few days ago, the fox girls were being ordered around by a little girl descended from a witch, was it really annoying?"

Director Shen: "You mean..."

Lu Chan didn't say much, as if he remembered something, he laughed a little bit.

The blood-stained thorns grow from the mountain gate all the way to the gate of the soul temple.

Qiyou walked up the steps step by step, looking around as if looking for something.His mask hung on his head, as if he had grown a second face, which was indescribably weird and creepy.

"Dingling——dingling—" a bell sounded from the soul temple on the mountain.

One after another, falling on the ears, ethereal and ethereal.

Qiyou was startled for a moment and raised his head to look over.

"Why is it me!" "Those scumbags, why don't those scumbags die! ... I did something wrong, I'm not wrong, I'm not wrong, I'm not wrong!" "Die, die, die, die!" ..."

"Go to hell!!"

The girl knelt on the futon, cursing hoarsely and viciously.

The God of Resentment stood behind her, and the red thread had already fallen to the ground.

"Who are you complaining about?"

The girl tensed her back like a frightened bird, and turned her head to look at the God of Resentment, her eyes were filled with chilling resentment.

"Everyone in Class 6...no, especially, especially Su Yun..."

"Why?"

"Su Yun instigated the whole class to isolate me and exclude me, those disgusting things she did!"

"Anjie?"

"I want them dead!"

The young girl had a stronger and more determined resentment than Ye Jinyi's little quail, and she only wanted those people to die.

Resentment God looked at her with eyes half down.

This is what chases people to death.

Qiyou: "No."

"Impossible?" The girl's face twisted, and she blurted out: "Then what kind of resentful god are you? You might as well be called a Bodhisattva!"

Qi You: "..."

Qiyou looked at her coolly.

Girl: "..."

She succumbed to Qiyou's stare: "No, it's okay if you don't kill...then, let's change..."

Before she could come up with a good plan, the dream was suddenly shattered at this moment!Howling complaints rushed towards his face, and in desperation, Qiyou pulled the girl over and fell into the abyss.

Qi You: "..."

he.Pray.Resentment Youshen himself.Standing in the boudoir of this world.

I was kicked out of the Soul Temple again and opened for business. I am so happy.

fuck you.

He was alone in the bedroom, Qi You heard the sound of opening the door from the living room, and for no reason he suddenly had a very ominous premonition.

Xia Xixi stood at the door: "You, who are you..."

"Hello, we are the Special Investigation Bureau of People and Demons. After many demons responded and complained, Miss Xia disturbed the people every now and then. We hereby investigate."

Xia Xixi: "How can the monster I summoned by my ability be considered a nuisance to the people!"

"The demon complained to you with his own ability." The man said in a frivolous tone.

This voice made Kiyo's hands itch.

Xia Xixi choked up, and her voice gradually lowered: "What are you going to do? I haven't summoned demons anymore, so the gods are not in your hands, right?"

"Oh?" The man seemed to laugh lightly, "What kind of god?"

Xia Xixi gave up on herself and said: "Resentment God! It's in that room, you have to check it yourself."

Qi You: "..."

He heard someone coming from the living room, and then a particularly aggressive figure appeared at the door and looked at him.

Lu Chan stood upright, looking him up and down with a serious face.

"His Royal Highness Resentment God, isn't it? It's a pleasure to meet you."

Qiyou made a hard face.

"God also needs a business license."

Qi You: "..."

Lu Chan said with a half-smile, "Take it away."

Qi You: "..." I really fucking want to kill someone.

The author has something to say: today and tomorrow double update QwQ

Young boy, did you drop this gold collection or that silver collection?