Who calls this thing a god?

Together with the matter of Luo Shan, the matter of the Silence faction has come to an end for the time being.

After all, the Ninth Bureau is in the open, and the Silence faction is in the dark. If the opponent does not show his feet, he is like a loach in a deep pool, which makes people helpless.

Unless a cockroach goes in, the loach will die and the pool will be gone.

And there are various indications that Qi You, who is inseparable from the Shu faction, has a special job in the Ninth Bureau, which is equivalent to a listed employee.

You don't even need to go to the Ninth Bureau to sign in and check in, and you can lead the full attendance.

So the reincarnated Grudge God, a lazy ghost, started the life that countless people dream of - paid vacation.

The little secretary Lu Chan followed suit and stayed at home for the elderly.

Jiang Fusheng confides bitterness to Lu Confessor in WeChat countless times, saying that we will die or live on the front line, and you can eat and drink in the back kitchen, which is not allowed by nature.

Regarding this, Lu Chan pretended to be innocent and said, "Didn't you push the job of supervising Wu Youshen to me?"

Today is not what it used to be, and Jiang Fusheng shed tears on the Yangtze River.

During the more than half a month of paid vacation, Qiyou had nothing but flipping books, swiping his phone, "charging and charging", and stroking the cat every day——the big cat in the temple who stood up and caught up with a half-adult man Cat, there seems to be nothing else to do.

But among the four important things, the most annoying one had a big problem.

Qiyou and Lu Chan are holding hands to charge, while holding the mobile phone in the other hand to catch up. Just when the male protagonist is destroying the world, Lu Chan has given full play to his annoying characteristics.

He said, "Your Highness, do you feel that..."

"do not think so."

Lu Chan: "..."

Oh good job Nima monster.

Qi Youquan pretended that he was silent, changed to a more comfortable position, and sent out "End of Sahua~" in the barrage with one hand.

Lu Chan: "...?"

He carefully looked at Qiyou's side face, making sure it was the original one, cleared his throat and said:

"Your Highness, do you feel...the charging conditions have become harsher?"

Qi You holds the phone and pretends to be dead.

In fact, Lu Chan has been in the house for an hour, in other words, it has been charged for an hour, but it is obvious that neither of them has a "satiating feeling" now.

And the last charge was five hours ago.

Big problem.

Over the past month or so, with this pattern of charging time getting longer and intervals getting shorter, Qiyou has experienced in every way what it means to kill someone.

It's okay during the day, at most, the two families walk across each other.But at night... the two of them were woken up in the middle of the night, and they couldn't go to each other's bed to recharge—of course, he was unilaterally unwilling, so there were often accidents where the two of them sat on the sofa holding hands at one or two o'clock in the morning occur.

It is really life-threatening.

Lu Chan put on a show and sighed softly: "Your Highness, I am delicate and weak, and I really can't afford it."

God damn delicate and weak.

Qiyou's face was like plaster, and he straightened his back reservedly, "Then what good idea do you have?"

Lu Chan said firmly: "Let's live together."

Qiyou categorically said: "Get lost."

"..."

This is very praying.

Lu Chan's heart was not dead, and he said earnestly, "I have a house in the suburbs, with good lighting and ventilation, warm in winter and cool in summer."

"What do I have..."

"There is also an exclusive customized game room."

Qiyou paused.

"Smooth network, top configuration, luxurious equipment, 24-hour cold drink special," Lu Chan looked at him with a smile: "It's really the best choice for playing games and chasing fans."

"..."

I blame Youshen even if I am greedy to death, I will not live with you even if I jump from here!

……

The monster lying on the floor tiles licked the fur of its front paws, turned its head and asked him, "So you agree?"

Qiyou stopped combing his hair, and said expressionlessly: "It's too tiring to toss back and forth."

"Not because of the game room?"

Qiyou snorted coldly: "Of course."

The monster turned over, revealing its hidden soft belly, and it didn't get angry even if Qi You rubbed it round and flattened it.

"When I was in this world, I always saw human beings playing games. It was cool to try it myself. Is his equipment good?"

Qiyou took out his mobile phone to look through the photo album, and said to it: "It's very good, there are twelve display screens on the front and back, as well as a custom-made mechanical keyboard and..."

He met the eyes of his pet, even the seven eyes on the tail were looking at him, revealing a strong sense of helplessness.

"...you said it wasn't for the game room."

Qi You: "..."

He took back the phone expressionlessly, but the tips of his ears turned red unconsciously.

Oh shit.

The monster covered his eyes and chuckled, before he wanted to say something, he heard the jingle of bells in the main hall.

It suddenly turned over and said in a long voice, "Here we go again."

Ding zero - Ding zero -

Qiyou pulled the mask hanging obliquely on his head and put it on straight, then stood up, lowered the long sleeves of the red dress, casually grabbed a few handfuls of the fur on the back of the monster's neck, and stepped into the main hall with the ethereal ringing of the bell.

A child who was no more than eight or nine years old was kneeling on the futon. He probably didn't know how to pray to the gods. He frowned, folded his hands, and mumbled something to the jade statue.

Qi You subconsciously glanced at the shrine next to him.

This is a statue, right?Isn't it a kindergarten principal sculpture?

He asked coldly: "Who is the blame?"

The child screamed softly and looked up.

He was pleasantly surprised, but he was still shocked by the ghost-like gods and the hideous monsters. Before he could speak, his lips turned half white.

The monster rubbed its tail against Kiyo's calf, and its seven eyes narrowed comfortably.

"It's that little idiot from before."

It knows its master's urination without looking at it, and a face-blind man simply doesn't recognize his six relatives—although he doesn't have any six relatives either.

Qiyou was startled: "Which one?"

The light in the temple is dim, and it is really hard to see clearly.

He snapped his fingers, and the seven ever-burning lights lit up.

The child gave a "wow" in admiration, and looked at the surrounding lights in surprise.

Seeing his dumbfounded look, Qiyou seemed to remember something vaguely, and pinched the monster's ear: "The one from last month?"

"Well, you little idiot."

"I told you I'm not a fool." The child puffed up his cheeks angrily.

In a blink of an eye, he showed an innocent smile again, and rummaged around on the futon: "I brought you roast chicken, it was agreed last time!... I saved money for a month! Huh? Where did I put it... …I’m cooking chicken, I’m so freshman and I’m cooking chicken!”

Qi You: "..."

He looked down at the pet with a face that had nothing to do with him, lowered his voice and asked, "What did you say to him?"

The monster flicked its tail and licked its front paws, and said vaguely: "You asked me to send him back last month, so I frightened him."

Qiyou made a hard face.

He didn't need to listen to know what the monster said to the child next.

It's nothing more than disemboweled, cramp-flayed bastard words.

The child believed it was true, and swore that if you don't kill me today, you will serve me the roast chicken tomorrow.

The two of them, a jerk and a bastard, have long forgotten such trivial matters. Who knows that this little brat really kept his promise, haha, he saved up pocket money for a month waiting to buy roast chicken for him, but someone came to him No, the chicken didn't come.

I knelt there so anxious that I was about to burst into tears.

... Qiyou is the most annoying child crying.

Noticing someone's warning eyes from afar, the child abruptly held back his snot and tears, and looked at him in bewilderment.

"How can things in reality be brought into dreams, idiot." The monster said disapprovingly.

When the child heard it, he looked at it with tears in his eyes: "But...but... I saved it for a month..."

He didn't even buy his favorite spicy strips this month!

Every time he sees the same table eating spicy strips, his mouth is dyed red, he is so greedy...

Thinking of this, the child's tears and saliva flowed together, and he didn't dare to cry in front of Qiyou, so he couldn't stop hiccupping and said vaguely: "I've been saving it for a long time... hiccup, I'm even spicy... Hiccup, I didn’t even eat the spicy strips... hiccup, I wanted to buy you... roast chicken."

The more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, and he couldn't hold back any longer.

Qi You: "..."

He lowered his head and stared at the monster with dark eyes: "The trouble you caused."

monster:"……"

Blame me? ? ?

The child who was still thinking about roast chicken and spicy strips noticed that Qiyou was expressionless and dragged the monster to him - five meters away.

I guess it really annoyed the child, so he said impatiently: "Hold back."

The child seemed to have pulled out a clockwork, and suddenly died.

Qi You pinched the back of the monster's neck and said without changing his expression, "You are alive."

Go eat the roast chicken and come back.

The monster remained motionless, and a big question mark gradually lit up above its head.

Are you serious my dear master? ?

Facts have proved that Qiyou really doesn't like to joke. He poked its forehead with his fingertips, and there was a bang, and blue smoke was lingering around.

Then the first-year monster suddenly became a blue-black kitten.

The eyes are round and smooth, and there are seven red spots on the long tail.

It gave a long meow at Qiyou.

No, no, no, I just teased you about the game room, you are so stingy.

Qiyou, who is smaller than sesame seeds, stroked his chin, and sent his family Xiao Hei away contentedly.

……

The temperature of the air conditioner in the game room seems to be a little too low.

When Qiyou woke up, he sneezed, subconsciously wrapped himself in a long robe, tightened his shoulders and felt his body gradually warming up.

"Are you back?" a deep voice sounded unhurriedly.

Qi You sat upright from the seat, and saw Lu Chan Youzai Youzai sitting in another chair with his legs crossed.

He was wearing clean and comfortable home clothes, with a calm expression and a leisurely sitting posture, but he didn't know how long he had been waiting here.

Seeing him gradually recovering, Lu Chan silently withdrew the spiritual power surrounding him.

With a bright smile on his face, he said: "Your Highness, this is the first day we live together. Although you entered the house without a word and went to the game room for a day, I am not angry at all. I really, a little, No, get angry."

Qi You: "..."

I don't know if Lu Chan felt that it was too scary to face such a mask or something, so he raised his hand and took it off, and said face to face with Qiyou: "But it's already ten o'clock in the evening, should we charge the battery? It's time to sleep."

Qi You: "..."

I shouldn't have coveted the twelve screens.

Really.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-08-3116:56:16~2020-09-0115:41:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Yunshu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!