Who calls this thing a god?
Chapter 2
Ye Jinyi and Sun Gu met in university.
When she first entered college, Xiao Lengtouqing was taken aback by her sophomore senior, Sun Gu, and fell in love almost within three months.
Who knew that this river was not a small sweet ditch, but the fucking Huangguoshu Waterfall, which sent his love brain flying three miles away in one fell swoop.
During the two years of their relationship, Ye Jinyi provided him with a work-study program, fed him and clothed him, lived with him in a rented house outside the university, and voluntarily cut off all social interactions.
I thought it was a sweet version of Romeo and Juliet, but Sun Gu silently staged several ballets for him.
The most irritating thing is that if it wasn't for the nth new lover who came to the door, Ye Jinyi would not know that her deceased husband was playing 360° cheating in the urn without dead ends.
Facing Ye Jinyi's eloquent and eloquent speech, as a god derailed by more than a dozen reincarnations, Qiyou listened to his impassioned recitation while screening the words and sentences he could understand. I understood seven words:
Ye Jinyi.Sun Gu.New love.
"……"great.
Qiyou took a deep breath.
He also responded to the resentment related to the word "Xinhuan" a long time ago, and it was mostly a drama about I love you and you don't love me.
He doesn't quite understand what the love that human beings praise in verses and songs is, and most of them will become resentment that has changed in nature in front of him.
Pain, love, guilt, affection, desire... will all be twisted into pale resentment in the end.
Resentment is the easiest emotion to derive.
["Can there really be an emotion that overrides resentment?"
——"Yes, I really want you to see it if I have a chance."]
The human high priest once answered gently but firmly.
Qi You didn't really believe it, but the high priest's eyes were always clear and full of sincerity. If there is really anyone who has that kind of emotion that overrides resentment, then there must be a high priest.
However, the high priest passed away many years ago, and he probably has been turned into ashes for several reincarnations, and there is no chance to prove it to him.
"So, ancestor of the gods!" Ye Jin clasped his hands together and bowed reverently to him, "Please, please give me a fierce one!"
Qi You touched a piece of biscuit and stuffed it into his mouth to chew, then began to select the words he could understand.
This time it was relatively smooth, he only couldn't understand the word "Meng 1". After thinking about what he had heard before in this world, he said with a blank expression, "This is something outside of the body. If you don't bring it with you when you live, you won't take it with you when you die."
Ye Jinyi: "..." He's fucking philosophical, but I think he's something inside me.
Ye Jinyi translated slowly, "I want...to have a partner. A man."
After hesitating for a moment, he added, "It's best to make Sun Gu feel ashamed."
Qiyou: "..." Get lost.
Ye Jinyi said tentatively again, "It's really not possible, just pretend to solve my urgent problem for a few days. When I kicked Sun Gu out, I already said that I found a boyfriend..."
Now I'm going to randomly select a child to give to Ye Jinyi. Which child is so lucky?
Qiyou touched his empty stomach expressionlessly.
It is difficult to be full, and it is not easy to give birth to God.
He pondered for a moment, and laid the first stone on his way home: "Let me come."
Ye Jinyi was startled, thinking that he was condescending, and quickly twisted eighteen knots in his intestines so that he didn't immediately scream and refuse. To be fair, he wanted someone to sleep with, not someone to sleep next to. A person who gives himself a hammer anytime.
Under Qi You's maggot-like gaze, Ye Jin swallowed and said, "A mortal like me is not worthy of a fairy ancestor..."
"You think too much."
Qiyou frowned and interrupted Ye Jinyi's words just in time, thinking that this mushroom-headed little quail was not enough to fit between his teeth.
Ye Jin breathed out like the rest of his life after a catastrophe, and put his palms together and bowed to him, "Thank you ancestor, thank you ancestor." I don't know if he is Xie Qiyou helping him act or if Xie Qiyou put his hands high and let this one go. small quail.
In the afternoon, Ye Jinyi suddenly found out that he still had classes, so he left the key for Qiyou and stepped out the door in a hurry.
But he fucking forgot to use his little brain to figure out what he left behind in an empty house.
Qiyou walked into the kitchen slowly with a dark face and propped up his weak limbs, and looked around.
Every appliance in the closet of modern society is strange and dangerous to him.
But obviously, the extremely hungry god is no longer afraid of any hardships and obstacles. Even if the heavenly king and Lao Tzu stand in front of him, he can go up and slap people.
Qiyou finally found the only small bundle of raw dried noodles left in the cupboard. He stopped and observed carefully for a while without a word, and felt that it didn't seem to be something inserted in the incense burner.
...should be edible.
He stuffed the bundle of raw dried noodles into his mouth expressionlessly and chewed like a carrot.
Then he spit it out in disgust.
Your mother can eat this thing?
Clutching his growling stomach, Qiyou returned to the living room. With the remaining strength, he turned the whole room upside down with a minesweeping gaze. Just when the few pieces of furniture in the family were about to scream in despair, this The god with a dangerous face set his eyes on a copper coin on the dining table.
Perhaps in the eyes of others, this bronze-colored coin is dusty and inconspicuous, and has even been eroded by the rust of the years, making it look dirty.
But in the eyes of Yuan Youshen, this copper coin... no, it should be said that this copper coin has been blood red since it was minted.
That is the color of resentment.
This kind of copper coin was once specially made to summon him.
Qiyou frowned, stepped forward, gently picked up the copper coin and stroked it with his fingertips.
He remembered the dynasty before he fell into a deep sleep, when the people tied their hair with a red thread and conveyed hatred with the sound of bells, appealing to him in the Temple of Soul.
"That sect" made this blood-soaked copper coin in order to let him "hear" the complaints more clearly, but——
"Gululu——" Before he could continue thinking, his shriveled stomach let out an angry curse.
Qi You only hesitated for a second, decisively put the matter of the copper coins behind him and picked up the door key next to him.
It is impossible to starve.
There is no place to stay here.
Goodbye mom, I'm going on a voyage tonight.
……
Dark, deserted, empty.
This is everything that the God of Resentment was born to accept.
He has no complaints, paints the ground as a prison, and proclaims himself king.
He woke up from a deep sleep, and what he faced in the rebirth was still the same, and there was even one more thing, hunger.
Qiyou stood in front of the corridor door, black chicken mackerel.
The first floor of the old-fashioned residential building was as dark as a cellar, he tentatively kicked the door, and there was a bang, causing dust to rise everywhere.
The iron door still is the last bit of dignity of the door.
The gardener prayed that a tree was planted in his heart, he took a step back, and quickly kicked up——
The whole door popped out with a scream!
"My God!" The aunt with a vegetable basket stood stiffly at the door of the building, and the joy of snatching five catties of potatoes from the limited-time event gradually froze from that old bark-like face.
She stared straight at the iron gate that had lost its ability to rebound, and slowly shifted her gaze to the man standing in front of her with disheveled hair, fluttering red clothes, and a fierce face. Suddenly, she screamed hoarsely, carrying five catties of potatoes. Turning around, he resorted to the long-lost water floating in the rivers and lakes, and fled the scene quickly without looking back.
"..."
Before Qiyou had time to see her face clearly, he looked away from her vegetable basket embarrassingly.
A potato that reaches its mouth will fly as soon as it says it will.
The sun was so bright outside at this time that people who were shaking couldn't keep their eyes open.
Qiyou half-closed his eyes, followed the scent to a potsticker shop.
There are mostly small snack bars outside the university town, and this store is not big or even has a few tables.But the rich aroma of beef and onion stuffing can attract gods from a long distance.
The real god stood at the door and watched helplessly.
Is it illegal for immortals to steal pot stickers?Urgent, wait online.
Qiyou pondered for a moment, then rolled up his sleeves slowly, revealing his thin white arms, struggling between the high priest's teaching and his nature.
Probably because his attire was too eye-catching but his bright eyes were terrifying. The owner of the potsticker shop looked at him twice but didn't dare to speak to him.
Just when Qiyou was about to rush in and force the boss to resent the world, a soft male voice sounded behind him, "Want to eat?"
Qiyou froze for a moment, then turned around suspiciously.
When the person who spoke walked over from the crossing, Qiyou felt strangely familiar for no reason.
But he resolutely put all these things behind him, and focused his attention on the man's word "want to eat".
Jiang Fusheng smiled softly, his brown eyes were moist and gentle.
He went into the store and bought two sets of potstickers, and handed one of them to Qiyou, "Please eat."
Bathed in the gentle gaze of this man, Qi You naturally reached out to take it, thought for a while and said, "Thank you."
Jiang Fusheng asked, "Did you bring any money?"
Qiyou knew the word money, but he didn't.
Not before and not now.I didn't expect that this thing was important before and it is important now.
Qiyou nodded solemnly.
Jiang Fusheng was about to ask again with a soft expression, but Qiyou had no intention of continuing to chat with people at all. He took out the little quail copper coin and handed it to the dull-faced man, "This. Reward you."
Anyway, it's something used to summon myself, so it shouldn't be a problem if I use it to reward mortals.
Jiang Fusheng: "..."
With a stiff expression, he looked at Qiyou with a "sigh, come to eat" expression on his face, pressed a dirty copper coin in his hand, and gritted his teeth hard to swallow the swear words that rushed to his mouth.
……
"Hey, guess what happened to me?" Jiang Fusheng opened the car door and shouted backwards.
The man in the back seat of the car leaned against the back of the chair and closed his eyes to rest his mind. His facial features were more three-dimensional than ordinary people and even had some alien features, which made people feel cold and arrogant at first glance, and he didn't look easy to touch.
The man smelled the particularly strong onion smell from the pot stickers in Jiang Fusheng's hand, and his expression was a little impatient, his head was tilted inward, and he pursed his lips and did not speak.
Jiang Fusheng smacked his lips, opened the car window and said while eating, "I just met a boy with hair and robes at the door of the store. He looks about 18 or 9 years old."
The man in the back seat of the car gave a little reaction in the smell of onions, raised his eyelids and said, "Demon?"
Jiang Fusheng unscrewed the mineral water bottle on one side and took a sip of water, "It is estimated that he is still a monster who has been disconnected from the Internet for more than ten years. I bought him a potsticker and he rewarded me with a copper plate. It was a fair and just transaction." Ah!" As he spoke, he took out the copper coin from his trousers pocket and handed it to the man in the back seat who was dying from the smell of onions, "Here, I reward you."
The man held it in his hand and glanced at it, his complexion changed slightly, and he said with a half-smile, "Jiang Fusheng, your bonus for this month is gone."
Jiang Fusheng: "?"
With half a potsticker in his mouth, he turned his head and looked at his good buddy in disbelief.
The latter flattened his palm, pointed to the four corners of the square hole of the copper round coin with the other hand, and said, "There is a gap here, can't you see it?"
Jiang Fusheng: "Ah."
The biggest difference between ordinary copper coins and the copper coins petitioning the God of Resentment is that the latter has to carve four slits obliquely inward along the four corners of the square hole. This kind of copper coin needs to be soaked in fresh human blood for three years on the altar cause.
However, this kind of copper coin was destroyed by the imperial court after the Suyou Incident thousands of years ago. Instead, several murder cases have gradually emerged in recent years.
Jiang Fusheng's expression changed. The case they were following this year had something to do with this kind of copper coins. If the chief knew that he had just let go of a suspect, the chief would be able to pull out his antlers.
The man seemed to be able to guess what he was thinking, and said with a smile, "My new Pisces jade potted plant is still empty. I think your antlers are very good."
Jiang Fusheng's face turned red and white, and he muttered for a while, "How about... let's go back and look for it? I thought that everyone is a demon and can help, why did this accident happen..."
The man pinched the copper coin between his fingers and took a closer look, put it in his pocket calmly and said, "Don't take it seriously. This is a 'new job'. Continue to follow up with the school. You will have to work overtime next month."
Jiang Fusheng looked at the half box of pot stickers in his hand, his blood surged, and he stuffed another one into his mouth angrily.
When will Shan Hai Jing delist this dog Phoenix!Please!
When she first entered college, Xiao Lengtouqing was taken aback by her sophomore senior, Sun Gu, and fell in love almost within three months.
Who knew that this river was not a small sweet ditch, but the fucking Huangguoshu Waterfall, which sent his love brain flying three miles away in one fell swoop.
During the two years of their relationship, Ye Jinyi provided him with a work-study program, fed him and clothed him, lived with him in a rented house outside the university, and voluntarily cut off all social interactions.
I thought it was a sweet version of Romeo and Juliet, but Sun Gu silently staged several ballets for him.
The most irritating thing is that if it wasn't for the nth new lover who came to the door, Ye Jinyi would not know that her deceased husband was playing 360° cheating in the urn without dead ends.
Facing Ye Jinyi's eloquent and eloquent speech, as a god derailed by more than a dozen reincarnations, Qiyou listened to his impassioned recitation while screening the words and sentences he could understand. I understood seven words:
Ye Jinyi.Sun Gu.New love.
"……"great.
Qiyou took a deep breath.
He also responded to the resentment related to the word "Xinhuan" a long time ago, and it was mostly a drama about I love you and you don't love me.
He doesn't quite understand what the love that human beings praise in verses and songs is, and most of them will become resentment that has changed in nature in front of him.
Pain, love, guilt, affection, desire... will all be twisted into pale resentment in the end.
Resentment is the easiest emotion to derive.
["Can there really be an emotion that overrides resentment?"
——"Yes, I really want you to see it if I have a chance."]
The human high priest once answered gently but firmly.
Qi You didn't really believe it, but the high priest's eyes were always clear and full of sincerity. If there is really anyone who has that kind of emotion that overrides resentment, then there must be a high priest.
However, the high priest passed away many years ago, and he probably has been turned into ashes for several reincarnations, and there is no chance to prove it to him.
"So, ancestor of the gods!" Ye Jin clasped his hands together and bowed reverently to him, "Please, please give me a fierce one!"
Qi You touched a piece of biscuit and stuffed it into his mouth to chew, then began to select the words he could understand.
This time it was relatively smooth, he only couldn't understand the word "Meng 1". After thinking about what he had heard before in this world, he said with a blank expression, "This is something outside of the body. If you don't bring it with you when you live, you won't take it with you when you die."
Ye Jinyi: "..." He's fucking philosophical, but I think he's something inside me.
Ye Jinyi translated slowly, "I want...to have a partner. A man."
After hesitating for a moment, he added, "It's best to make Sun Gu feel ashamed."
Qiyou: "..." Get lost.
Ye Jinyi said tentatively again, "It's really not possible, just pretend to solve my urgent problem for a few days. When I kicked Sun Gu out, I already said that I found a boyfriend..."
Now I'm going to randomly select a child to give to Ye Jinyi. Which child is so lucky?
Qiyou touched his empty stomach expressionlessly.
It is difficult to be full, and it is not easy to give birth to God.
He pondered for a moment, and laid the first stone on his way home: "Let me come."
Ye Jinyi was startled, thinking that he was condescending, and quickly twisted eighteen knots in his intestines so that he didn't immediately scream and refuse. To be fair, he wanted someone to sleep with, not someone to sleep next to. A person who gives himself a hammer anytime.
Under Qi You's maggot-like gaze, Ye Jin swallowed and said, "A mortal like me is not worthy of a fairy ancestor..."
"You think too much."
Qiyou frowned and interrupted Ye Jinyi's words just in time, thinking that this mushroom-headed little quail was not enough to fit between his teeth.
Ye Jin breathed out like the rest of his life after a catastrophe, and put his palms together and bowed to him, "Thank you ancestor, thank you ancestor." I don't know if he is Xie Qiyou helping him act or if Xie Qiyou put his hands high and let this one go. small quail.
In the afternoon, Ye Jinyi suddenly found out that he still had classes, so he left the key for Qiyou and stepped out the door in a hurry.
But he fucking forgot to use his little brain to figure out what he left behind in an empty house.
Qiyou walked into the kitchen slowly with a dark face and propped up his weak limbs, and looked around.
Every appliance in the closet of modern society is strange and dangerous to him.
But obviously, the extremely hungry god is no longer afraid of any hardships and obstacles. Even if the heavenly king and Lao Tzu stand in front of him, he can go up and slap people.
Qiyou finally found the only small bundle of raw dried noodles left in the cupboard. He stopped and observed carefully for a while without a word, and felt that it didn't seem to be something inserted in the incense burner.
...should be edible.
He stuffed the bundle of raw dried noodles into his mouth expressionlessly and chewed like a carrot.
Then he spit it out in disgust.
Your mother can eat this thing?
Clutching his growling stomach, Qiyou returned to the living room. With the remaining strength, he turned the whole room upside down with a minesweeping gaze. Just when the few pieces of furniture in the family were about to scream in despair, this The god with a dangerous face set his eyes on a copper coin on the dining table.
Perhaps in the eyes of others, this bronze-colored coin is dusty and inconspicuous, and has even been eroded by the rust of the years, making it look dirty.
But in the eyes of Yuan Youshen, this copper coin... no, it should be said that this copper coin has been blood red since it was minted.
That is the color of resentment.
This kind of copper coin was once specially made to summon him.
Qiyou frowned, stepped forward, gently picked up the copper coin and stroked it with his fingertips.
He remembered the dynasty before he fell into a deep sleep, when the people tied their hair with a red thread and conveyed hatred with the sound of bells, appealing to him in the Temple of Soul.
"That sect" made this blood-soaked copper coin in order to let him "hear" the complaints more clearly, but——
"Gululu——" Before he could continue thinking, his shriveled stomach let out an angry curse.
Qi You only hesitated for a second, decisively put the matter of the copper coins behind him and picked up the door key next to him.
It is impossible to starve.
There is no place to stay here.
Goodbye mom, I'm going on a voyage tonight.
……
Dark, deserted, empty.
This is everything that the God of Resentment was born to accept.
He has no complaints, paints the ground as a prison, and proclaims himself king.
He woke up from a deep sleep, and what he faced in the rebirth was still the same, and there was even one more thing, hunger.
Qiyou stood in front of the corridor door, black chicken mackerel.
The first floor of the old-fashioned residential building was as dark as a cellar, he tentatively kicked the door, and there was a bang, causing dust to rise everywhere.
The iron door still is the last bit of dignity of the door.
The gardener prayed that a tree was planted in his heart, he took a step back, and quickly kicked up——
The whole door popped out with a scream!
"My God!" The aunt with a vegetable basket stood stiffly at the door of the building, and the joy of snatching five catties of potatoes from the limited-time event gradually froze from that old bark-like face.
She stared straight at the iron gate that had lost its ability to rebound, and slowly shifted her gaze to the man standing in front of her with disheveled hair, fluttering red clothes, and a fierce face. Suddenly, she screamed hoarsely, carrying five catties of potatoes. Turning around, he resorted to the long-lost water floating in the rivers and lakes, and fled the scene quickly without looking back.
"..."
Before Qiyou had time to see her face clearly, he looked away from her vegetable basket embarrassingly.
A potato that reaches its mouth will fly as soon as it says it will.
The sun was so bright outside at this time that people who were shaking couldn't keep their eyes open.
Qiyou half-closed his eyes, followed the scent to a potsticker shop.
There are mostly small snack bars outside the university town, and this store is not big or even has a few tables.But the rich aroma of beef and onion stuffing can attract gods from a long distance.
The real god stood at the door and watched helplessly.
Is it illegal for immortals to steal pot stickers?Urgent, wait online.
Qiyou pondered for a moment, then rolled up his sleeves slowly, revealing his thin white arms, struggling between the high priest's teaching and his nature.
Probably because his attire was too eye-catching but his bright eyes were terrifying. The owner of the potsticker shop looked at him twice but didn't dare to speak to him.
Just when Qiyou was about to rush in and force the boss to resent the world, a soft male voice sounded behind him, "Want to eat?"
Qiyou froze for a moment, then turned around suspiciously.
When the person who spoke walked over from the crossing, Qiyou felt strangely familiar for no reason.
But he resolutely put all these things behind him, and focused his attention on the man's word "want to eat".
Jiang Fusheng smiled softly, his brown eyes were moist and gentle.
He went into the store and bought two sets of potstickers, and handed one of them to Qiyou, "Please eat."
Bathed in the gentle gaze of this man, Qi You naturally reached out to take it, thought for a while and said, "Thank you."
Jiang Fusheng asked, "Did you bring any money?"
Qiyou knew the word money, but he didn't.
Not before and not now.I didn't expect that this thing was important before and it is important now.
Qiyou nodded solemnly.
Jiang Fusheng was about to ask again with a soft expression, but Qiyou had no intention of continuing to chat with people at all. He took out the little quail copper coin and handed it to the dull-faced man, "This. Reward you."
Anyway, it's something used to summon myself, so it shouldn't be a problem if I use it to reward mortals.
Jiang Fusheng: "..."
With a stiff expression, he looked at Qiyou with a "sigh, come to eat" expression on his face, pressed a dirty copper coin in his hand, and gritted his teeth hard to swallow the swear words that rushed to his mouth.
……
"Hey, guess what happened to me?" Jiang Fusheng opened the car door and shouted backwards.
The man in the back seat of the car leaned against the back of the chair and closed his eyes to rest his mind. His facial features were more three-dimensional than ordinary people and even had some alien features, which made people feel cold and arrogant at first glance, and he didn't look easy to touch.
The man smelled the particularly strong onion smell from the pot stickers in Jiang Fusheng's hand, and his expression was a little impatient, his head was tilted inward, and he pursed his lips and did not speak.
Jiang Fusheng smacked his lips, opened the car window and said while eating, "I just met a boy with hair and robes at the door of the store. He looks about 18 or 9 years old."
The man in the back seat of the car gave a little reaction in the smell of onions, raised his eyelids and said, "Demon?"
Jiang Fusheng unscrewed the mineral water bottle on one side and took a sip of water, "It is estimated that he is still a monster who has been disconnected from the Internet for more than ten years. I bought him a potsticker and he rewarded me with a copper plate. It was a fair and just transaction." Ah!" As he spoke, he took out the copper coin from his trousers pocket and handed it to the man in the back seat who was dying from the smell of onions, "Here, I reward you."
The man held it in his hand and glanced at it, his complexion changed slightly, and he said with a half-smile, "Jiang Fusheng, your bonus for this month is gone."
Jiang Fusheng: "?"
With half a potsticker in his mouth, he turned his head and looked at his good buddy in disbelief.
The latter flattened his palm, pointed to the four corners of the square hole of the copper round coin with the other hand, and said, "There is a gap here, can't you see it?"
Jiang Fusheng: "Ah."
The biggest difference between ordinary copper coins and the copper coins petitioning the God of Resentment is that the latter has to carve four slits obliquely inward along the four corners of the square hole. This kind of copper coin needs to be soaked in fresh human blood for three years on the altar cause.
However, this kind of copper coin was destroyed by the imperial court after the Suyou Incident thousands of years ago. Instead, several murder cases have gradually emerged in recent years.
Jiang Fusheng's expression changed. The case they were following this year had something to do with this kind of copper coins. If the chief knew that he had just let go of a suspect, the chief would be able to pull out his antlers.
The man seemed to be able to guess what he was thinking, and said with a smile, "My new Pisces jade potted plant is still empty. I think your antlers are very good."
Jiang Fusheng's face turned red and white, and he muttered for a while, "How about... let's go back and look for it? I thought that everyone is a demon and can help, why did this accident happen..."
The man pinched the copper coin between his fingers and took a closer look, put it in his pocket calmly and said, "Don't take it seriously. This is a 'new job'. Continue to follow up with the school. You will have to work overtime next month."
Jiang Fusheng looked at the half box of pot stickers in his hand, his blood surged, and he stuffed another one into his mouth angrily.
When will Shan Hai Jing delist this dog Phoenix!Please!
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