Who calls this thing a god?

There was a sound of opening the door, Wang Qin's teeth chattered violently, his eyes trembled nervously, extreme fear gave rise to terrible malice, he roared and grabbed something beside him and rushed out.

"I'm fucking fighting with you!!!"

Seeing Wang Qin rushing over with a vicious face and holding a wooden stick high in his hand, the man standing at the door seemed to be stunned for a moment, then he raised his long legs and kicked at Wang Qin without changing his expression. Kick him out from the chest.

The murder weapon was also out of his hand, it was an ordinary... tickle.

Qiyou put his hands in his pockets, sneered and said mockingly: "Has the light been turned on?"

Xia Xixi and Lu Chan who were behind him walked in, not to mention Xia Xixi, the appearance of these two big men at the same time was basically the God of Plague's coming to take people's heads.

Lu Chan touched his nose, and his eyes fell on Wang Qin who was lying on the ground, "Don't come here, Mr. Wang."

Open your mouth and you will know that you are an old hermaphrodite.

Wang Qin hit the back of his head on the floor, and there was a buzzing in his head. Hearing Lu Chan's voice, he still reacted. A carp straightened up—before it stood up, Qi You stepped on the chest of the person and performed a carp into the pot.

Qi You: "So eager to find death? Is the coffin ready?"

Wang Qin was almost crushed by him.

This person looks skinny, who knew he was so fucking strong!

He was trampled by Qiyou until his bones were almost broken, and he lost his temper completely: "I've already lost my job, what, what do you guys want?"

Too bad no one paid him any attention.

Lu Chan pushed aside the scattered beer cans on the ground with the toe of his shoes, sat down on the sofa calmly, and made a "please continue" gesture to Qiyou in a graceful manner, as if watching a movie leisurely.

Qi You: "..." Look at your mother's good show.

"I have no grievances or enmity with you, you...you come in and attack me personally, I will call the police!"

Kyousuke sneered.

Wang Qin: "..." Your smile is very malicious.

After hearing this, Qiyou didn't kick him up for the first time, but instead looked down at him: "Is there surveillance in your home?"

Wang Qin: "..." Not to mention the home, there is no bird surveillance in this community of old buildings.

Qi You asked coldly, "Did I open that door?"

Wang Qin: "..." The door... the door sounds like it opened from inside the house...

He moved his eyes to the door, and Xia Xixi thoughtfully moved in so that he could see the intact door lock more clearly.

Wang Qin's face turned green.

What about playing with people?

If you want evidence but no evidence, if you want witnesses but no witnesses, on the contrary, he is drunk and behaves suspiciously, and he may be thrown out as an idiot when he arrives at the police/police/department.

When he was thinking about how to persuade these three people to leave his house, he suddenly felt a pain in his scalp, as if someone had grabbed him.Wang Qin subconsciously turned his head to take a look in pain, and then met a woman's head.

Wang Qin's face was contorted, and his whole body bounced violently, but Qi You stepped on his ankle without saying a word, and tried harder to prevent him from escaping, and even heard a creepy creaking sound.

"Ahhhhh!! Help! Help!"

The woman slowly "floated" out from under the floor as if out of water, her needle-like pupils stared at Wang Qin, her scarlet tongue licked her pale lips, her expression was playful and treacherous.

She has a Xia Xixi face.

"Help, help, help—" Seeing the woman stretch out her skinny hands towards him, Wang Qin twisted like an earthworm, and Qiyou retracted his feet just in time, and he immediately rolled and crawled to the ground. At Xia Xixi's feet, she cried and begged for mercy: "Xia Xixi, ancestor, please help me, please help me... I don't know Mount Tai, I'm damned, I know I'm wrong, please help me..."

His face was covered with snot and tears, Xia Xixi didn't move, just looked at him indifferently.

Wang Qin: "Grandma, please help me...you help me, I..."

Xia Xixi said softly, "I'll save you, who will save me?"

After she said that, she took a step back, and the female ghost Jiejie smiled strangely and rushed forward, grabbed Wang Qin's thinning hair and pulled him back.

Qiyou held up his right hand, a mass of ashes rekindled, and the afterglow floated into Wang Qin's body little by little.

"This is your resentment." He withdrew his hand and stuffed it into his pocket.

"he he he he he……"

In the dark room, suppressed laughter erupted everywhere, ghostly figures appeared on the ceiling, in the corners, and under the bed. They stared at Wang Qin maliciously, and crawled towards him with their mutilated torso...

This will be an eternal nightmare.

Xia Xixi put her sweat-wet hands on her legs, clenched them tightly and then loosened them. She hesitated for a while before saying, "That... Teacher Qi..."

Qi You, who was sitting in the co-pilot, pretended not to hear without turning his head.

Xia Xixi was a little speechless, but she still said bravely, "That person... won't die."

Lu Chan in the driver's seat glanced at Qiyou, who happened to be caught upright, and he sat upright unconsciously... just like the feeling of being caught by the high priest when he did something bad back then.

Qiyou: "No."

Xia Xixi: "Those things...won't they kill him?"

Qi You: "In the final analysis, it's just an illusion, and it won't hurt the skin."

It will not hurt the skin, but the heart will be scarred.

This is Xia Xixi's resentment towards Wang Qin.

After Qiyou finished speaking, he subconsciously looked back at Lu Chan.

Lu Chan: "Why are you looking at me? Seduce me?"

Qi You: "..."

Some people's disease is written into their DNA, really.

After sending Xia Xixi home, Lu Chan took Qiyou back to the downstairs of the staff apartment of Bureau Nine.

Lu Chan turned his head to watch Qiyou unfasten his seat belt, and asked casually, "I pray to you, do you need to tie a small bell in your hair?"

Qiyou didn't bother to pay attention to his nonsense, and kept silent.

Lu Chan persistently asked: "Then what if it is bald?"

"..."

Qiyou unbuckled his seat belt and said coldly, "I don't bald."

After speaking, he got out of the car and slammed the door shut.

"Hey." Lu Chan rolled down the car window and looked at him with a smile.

"Don't forget to send five sentences at night."

Qi You was so excited that his face turned black.

This time when I went home, I didn't meet Yang Hao.

The last time I met him, I wanted to ask what was the matter of "adding a WeChat". Who knew that this person took his mobile phone and fiddled with it for a while, his face turned green like seaweed in an instant, and he put the mobile phone in his hand without saying a word. Plug turned his head and got into the house.

It was as if he was about to contract some terminal illness a second later.

After taking a bath, Qiyou lay on the bed and began to learn modern Chinese characters. Although he thought he didn't need to integrate into modern society, if he wanted to find the high priest...

He also thought of the idiot director of the Ninth Bureau, this person...

"Oh no, that jungle is very dangerous, you can't go, Your Highness Princess!"

The soft and waxy child's voice came from the baby-raising and literacy app on the mobile phone.

Qiyou's eyes fell on the narration of the naive children's illustrations.

He saw two words that were quite familiar.

...But I didn't hear the dubbing they should have.

"Thank you for your kind reminder, but I can't watch my little bird get lost in that dangerous forest!"

Another very familiar word.

...It's also not the dubbing it should have.

Qiyou's face gradually turned black like the bottom of a pot.

It just so happened that someone was rushing to find death at this time, and sent him a voice message in a beautiful manner:

"His Royal Highness, don't forget to send five sentences."

Lu Chan stood on the balcony and trimmed the flowers and plants he carefully cultivated under the warm yellow light in the room. Not to mention how these plants are, the Pisces jade basin he just received is worth six figures when it is sold out.

He just cut off a newly bloomed small white flower and soaked it in the water glass, when the phone beside him buzzed.

Little Princess: "Tell me how to write the word 'Little Princess'."

You could hear him gnashing his teeth through the screen.

If it's in person, I'm afraid he won't be thrown directly into the crematorium.

He didn't panic when things came to light, instead he laughed even more happily.

Lu Chan put down the scissors, and neatly typed the three words "Resentment God" and sent it.

Although Qi You couldn't understand these three characters, he could fucking recognize that it was different from his WeChat name!

Lu Chan: "I'm not very talented, and I accidentally made a mistake."

Accidentally, your grandma is a big sweet potato!

Lu Chan: "Otherwise... I will go to your house to help you change it now?"

But when he was pulled down, Qi You got a headache when he saw him.

Qi You: "...Get lost."

He seemed to be afraid that Lu Chan would not understand people's words, and added another sentence: "Don't come."

Lu Chan was amused by him, and finally got down to business and said, "I'll send you the director's WeChat account later, and I'll add it for you tomorrow."

Director...

Qi You: "Oh."

Lu Chan returned to the bedroom from the balcony and closed the curtains: "Go to bed early, kid."

The kid lost his temper and didn't call him back.

Lu Chan smiled and said gently, "Good night."

He didn't expect the little princess to return to him, so he turned off the light and lay down under the quilt to close his eyes.

He has recently started to dream frequently. At first he thought it was because the Shu faction was too tight and he was under pressure from work, but later he found that it was the awakening of the memory before the phoenix's nirvana.

He has been in nirvana for 26 years, and he has only started to trace his memory.

Lu Chan looked at a certain point in the darkness expressionlessly, and slowly closed his eyes.

In the early morning of November, the hot air exhaled turned into a wisp of white mist in an instant.

Xia Xixi tightened her thin padded jacket, and the two girls walking not far from her were discussing matters related to her, looking back and forth at her from time to time.

They don't need knives or guns to kill people. They only need a look or a word, and the people in it will be heartbroken and their bones will be ashes.

Xia Xixi didn't need to listen carefully to guess what they said.

"Hey, little crying face." Xiang Yaoqian ran over behind her and patted her on the shoulder. Xia Xixi was taken aback by surprise and looked at him like a fool.

Xiang Yaoqian buried half of his face in the high collar again, and said vaguely: "Fuck, I'm freezing to death. Do you think it's going to snow soon?"

Leaving aside his red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple hair, just his loud voice is hard to ignore, and the eyes fixed on Xia Xixi can be regarded as willing to move away, fixed on Xiang Yaoqian, and slowly The ground looked between the two of them again, which was disgustingly ambiguous.

Xia Xixi was able to take a breath and buried her chin in her collar.

"It's almost Singles' Day again, do you think it will snow that day, haha."

Xia Xixi hesitated for half a minute, then slowly said: "Don't stand by my side, they will look at you."

"I know." Xiang Yaoqian said decisively.

His voice was so soft that Xia Xixi even wondered if he heard it wrong.

"I am with you."

The author has something to say: the last two chapters are a little scary, I don’t know if there is a coolness for the little cuties under the scorching sun...

hhhhh I’m actually timid. When I wrote these two chapters, I had to look around (and caught up with two rainy days).

Give the cuties a hug qwq