[Rebirth] The lord wants a minister to die

fuck!

He Zhan opened his eyes and looked at the familiar top of the bed, lying in a corpse state.He clearly remembered the texture of the lion's head engraved on it.A familiar delicate voice came from outside, shouting: "Third Young Master, are you awake?"

here we go again!here we go again!Auntie, stop asking!I didn't wake up!I am already dead!

He Zhan hugged the carved bedpost and knocked his head hard.He Zhan can't remember how many times this is the first time, but why don't he die so badly every time!Do you want him to do it all over again every time!He said he wanted to go to hell and reincarnate, okay?Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Tathagata Buddha, Black and White Impermanence, please take it away!I don't want to live anymore, okay!

Little Taohong came in with a water basin from the outside and put it on a wooden stand.Yurun's small hands gently swung in the water, and handed over a wet square towel to He Zhan.Xiao Taohong frowned, and asked, "Third Young Master, you don't look happy today."

"I'm not happy, I'm flustered!"

"Oh," Xiao Taohong was startled, "Master, why are you cursing people!"

He Zhan picked up a square scarf and wiped his face, and said, "I'm also swearing? Then I can't do it anymore if I scold myself?"

Tears came out of Xiao Taohong's eyes, and she said aggrievedly: "Young Master, if you want to scold others, just scold Xiao Taohong, don't scold yourself."

"You mean to let me call you my father?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, why do you say that about Xiao Taohong, Third Young Master?" Xiao Taohong began to cry.Why did the third young master, who is usually gentle and kind, lose his temper today?He also called her "Lao Tzu".

Seeing her crying, He Zhan felt even more irritable.But looking at Xiao Taohong's pear blossoms with rain, He Zhan waved his hands and sighed: "Okay, okay, I'm going to pay my respects to my old lady later, you can go to my old lady's place to serve her first."

When Xiao Taohong saw that He Zhan let go of his breath, she immediately held back her tears, nodded and said, "Well, I will go as soon as I obey you."

After Xiao Taohong left, He Zhan looked around the elegant room where he lived, and couldn't help wiping away his old tears.If he can't become the emperor of the demon king, is he doomed to fall into this endless loop and can't get out?

He Zhan, as the third young master in Duke Zhong's mansion, was originally a man who called for the wind and rain, had no worries about food and clothing, flirted with girls in the Goulan courtyard, hunted on the Qingfeng Mountain, dressed in fresh clothes and angry horses, and had golden horses and jade saddles. He was a chic and romantic.

He couldn't have imagined why he was so weak, "Kuang Ji" was struck by a thunderbolt.When that electric current passed through his whole body, He Zhan's forehead was full of capitalized "grievances".Thinking about him as a typical second-generation ancestor, he never robbed the women of the people, and he never bullied the market. Apart from his usual liking to flirt with beauties, He Zhan asked himself that he had never done anything harmful, so why was he struck by lightning?

But let’s split it, He Zhan also recognized it, presumably his heart is higher than the sky, his life is thinner than paper, he has no blessing to enjoy the glory of this life, at worst, he will be reborn, and he will be a hero again 20 years later.But he resigned himself to his fate, and who would have thought that a monk with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth came out of the clouds and fog, ah bah, it was a bald old man with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, shouting, "Oh, oh, it's the wrong person, it's the wrong person".

The old man grabbed He Zhan and began to explain forcibly with snot and tears, saying that he is the Zilu Xingjun in the sky, and this time he came to pick a good helper for Ning Jin in the Qingping Palace. He chopped He Zhan with a trembling hand.Seeing his beard shaking, He Zhan thought that the old man's eyes were dim, and he would inevitably make mistakes. At this point, he couldn't embarrass an old man, so he said: "That's all, I won't pursue this matter. But You opened the back door for me and let me reincarnate into a wealthy family in my next life, I barely forgive you."

"You...you...you answer like this, how can I send you a mission? It can't trigger the plot!" Zilu obviously didn't expect him to answer like this.Shouldn't people with a bit of public morality say "Don't be sad, old man, just tell me if you have any difficulties, and I will help you solve them" and so on, so that the world is full of love?

"Ah?" He Zhan was puzzled.

Zilu Natsu thought about the sentences in the storybook of the human world. "Yes, yes!" Zi Lu said meaningfully, "young man, seeing that your bones are so clear and your bones are excellent, you must be a unique genius. I have a difficult task here. For the sake of your destiny, I will leave it to you to support Ning Jin! The road is long and long, boy, come on, I am optimistic about you!"

"what?"

Zilu Xingjun patted He Zhan's shoulder with his haggard hand, then pushed him gently to the lower realm, and He Zhan fell headfirst from the clouds.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

He Zhan opened his eyes with an "ah", his head was full of capital letters, and he didn't realize what was going on at all.What catches my eye is the top cover of the bed I often sleep on, with the texture of a lion's head carved on it.Xiao Taohong's soft voice came from outside, calling: "Third young master, are you awake?"

He Zhan returned to this day.

He Zhan still felt the weakness of falling from the clouds, and the sweat was dripping on his forehead.He was stunned for a long time before he realized it, but he didn't know what was going on, he could only think that he was Zhuang Zhou dreaming of a butterfly, but it was Nankey Yimeng, and he forgot about it after a few days.Unexpectedly, on the same day three months later, he was struck by lightning again, and he saw the thunder-faced fairy come calling, "Oh, oh, I struck the wrong person, I struck the wrong person". In the end, he was still struck by old Zilu. Son kicked down.

The eyes are lion heads, and the ears are Xiao Taohong: "Third young master, are you awake?"

After going back and forth like this several times, He Zhan was really scared by the lightning.Later, as soon as he saw Zilu, he scolded: "Your ancestor, I don't want to hear you anymore! Get out!"

Unexpectedly, Zi Lu pulled her face, expressing that she was very wronged: "If you obediently help Ning Jin complete the imperial career in this life, I don't have to keep reading those few lines. To be honest, you don't bother me, so do I." .”

He Zhan grabbed Zilu by the collar and punched him, cursing: "So you remember! Aren't you playing with me? Tell me, did I lift the tiles or the roof of your house? You will never let me go!"

Zilu's eyes were swollen with a large bruise, and he covered his eyes, facing He Zhan who had gone berserk, he could only explain tremblingly: "This gentleman can't help it. That book Jun promises you, as long as you can help Ning Jin achieve the emperor's career, I will definitely ask the Yin Division to give you a great merit, and you will be able to invest in rich and noble families in your future reincarnation. Hey! Hey! It's okay, I'll tell you If you hit someone but not in the face, it will be too much for you to hit again!"

"I'll beat you to death first, you big watermelon!" He Zhan didn't want to stop, he gave Zilu a good beating before he was discouraged, and sat aside to calm down his anger.He Zhan said angrily: "My young master quit!"

Zilu said sadly: "Young master, you can't go on strike. If you want to go on strike, I will die. Even if I die, unless Ning Jin really sits on the throne of emperor, you will not be able to escape this. Reincarnation."

He Zhan saw that Zilu's expression was extremely serious, and he didn't seem to be lying to him.

He Zhan can't do it if he doesn't admit it. No one can stand such a chopping method.According to Zilu's words, the meaning is to let him do treasonous things, and support that person named Ning Jin to become the throne.He once drank flowers and wine by the Zhangtai Road, touched beautiful girls in the Goulan courtyard, and this old man Zilu jumped out, because he thought that his death in this life was not enough, so he wanted him to beat up the emperor?hehe.However, he was afraid of being struck by lightning, and also afraid of being beheaded!

"Zi Lu, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that I really don't have that ability, you see, let the higher up accommodate me and let me go."

"I also know that you are an idiot. If it wasn't for Lei Pi who made a mistake and brought you into this infinite cycle, I wouldn't want to hang myself on your crooked neck tree."

"... I just want to ask you, how many years will the sentence be given for beating a fairy to become disabled in your place?"

Zi Lu waved his hand and said: "Speak well if you have something to say, and talk well if you have something to say. Hey, third young master, you are not capable, you don't care about it, if you put your heart into it, there is nothing you can't do? And I I will give you a small method to make you less painful when you die, and it is nothing more than to do it all over again, since you don’t have to worry about the cycle of life and death, what else is there to be afraid of?”

This makes sense.Since this is God's arrangement, He Zhan can only accept his fate.Isn't he just a founding father?He should be chic again.

As a typical son, He Zhan is not good at poetry and poetry, and martial arts. His greatest ambition is to eat and die, but it is not so easy to be the founding father of the country.

He died so many times, was reborn so many times, and finally got all his skills full, cleared all the dungeons, kicked away the old emperor, and put Ning Jin on the throne.That taste really made He Zhan so refreshed that he couldn't sleep, and the reincarnations of these several times finally had a head.Unexpectedly, Ning Jin was assassinated before he ascended the throne, He Zhan stood in front of Ning Jin with the mentality of thousands of mud horses running, was pierced through the heart by the long sword, and burped on the spot.

Later, he heard Xiao Taohong's delicate voice: "Third young master, are you awake?"

Ha ha.

He Zhan felt guilty, and then collapsed on the bed.Falling short of success, falling short of success, God wants to play to death before he is willing to give up.

He Zhan tossed and turned, beat his head and stomped his feet.It was because of his negligence that he let the traitor... the slut take advantage of the gap last time. When he comes back in this life, he will definitely praise Ning Jin to the sky.He Zhan lay dead for a while, and finally regained his composure. He cleaned his hands, picked out a robe he wanted to put on, and then Shi Shiran went to his mother's Qionghua Pavilion to pay his respects.

The reason why He Zhan is a second-generation ancestor is all thanks to his old lady.Her mother's name is Ning Huaqiong, she was the eldest princess before she got married, and is now the aunt of the Holy Majesty.

"Old lady!" He Zhan shouted at the top of his voice before reaching the door of the pavilion.As soon as I stepped into the threshold here, I heard Ning Huaqiong's complaint: "It's okay, the little ancestor came to find me unclean again."

Ning Huaqiong was lying on the toffee chair, He Zhan's brother He De was gently pinching her shoulders, and Xiao Taohong was helping her beat her legs.Although she is old, she is well-maintained and her beauty is still there. She is a rare beauty.

He De followed the appearance of his father He Dazhong, square and generous, with a dignified appearance, with a sense of justice and dignity, and the word loyalty was written on his face.On the other hand, He Zhan has a pair of peach blossom eyes like lacquer like ink, always with a bit of evil smile, with a chic and romantic brow, a typical rich man, and he is also an idiot.

Seeing He Zhan coming, although Ning Huaqiong was complaining, her brows were full of smiles, obviously very happy.

He Zhan held back the folding fan in Lian's hand, saluted Ning Huaqiong slightly, and said, "Is my mother safe?"

"Fuck you, go out and play for a few days, and you will learn to be poor when you come back." Ning Huaqiong snorted, "Learn more from your elder brother on weekdays, don't bother me with worrying things, I can do more. Live a few years."

He Zhan looked at his elder brother, smiled and said nothing.The old lady also wants him to learn from his elder brother, if he really learns, he will not be able to learn in the eggplant field, and in the future he will only be able to eat vegetables and porridge, not even a piece of meat.Do not learn, absolutely do not learn.

"Okay, my mother didn't sleep well last night, and now she's sleepy again. You and your elder brother go to Qingping Palace. King Ningping has a young son. Today is a hundred days. You go to pay respects."

He De nodded and said "OK".

He Zhan would never refuse. Every time he was reborn, he returned to this day because he met Ning Jin, who was taken advantage of.