please give me back the skin

Chapter 80 Who's Weird

The Pippi shrimp was about ten meters long by visual inspection, with two thick chelicerae, like a demolition hammer on a construction vehicle.

Wu Yiwen knows how powerful this kind of shrimp is. The strength of its chelicerae is the same as the stones thrown out by tires on the highway. It can cause fractures in an instant when it hits a person.

Li Wei is the manager of the fresh food department. Wu Yiwen went to see him once and happened to see it with his own eyes.

At that time, a young tally clerk who had just arrived transferred the live Pippi shrimp from the cargo box to the glass water tank.While fishing, a tenacious fighter fought hard and jumped out.The tally staff went to pick it up unprepared, but it was too late for Li Wei to stop it.

Wu Yiwen watched helplessly as the Pippi Shrimp punched like lightning, hitting the tally clerk's finger with a hammer.After a scream, the tally clerk's finger was broken.

That boxing speed is beyond the reach of the world boxing champion!

When eating together afterwards, Li Wei popularized to Wu Yiwen what kind of incredible existence this seemingly ordinary, but actually very magical little goblin is.

Although this thing is an ordinary dish on the dining table of ordinary people, Pipi shrimp is one of the predators on the bottom of the sea, and the natural enemy of shellfish.

Their chelicerae can attack with great speed and power, crushing the shells of shellfish and conch, and eating the meat inside.

The speed at which the pipi shrimp swings its chelicerae can even rub against the air and heat it to over a thousand degrees in an instant.The heat is dispersed in the sea water, which can instantly turn a small cold place into heat.

Wu Yiwen only sighed at that time, no wonder this thing has to be cooked alive when it is cooked, and if it is not careful when it is handled, it will become disabled.

But now, a three-story-high Pippi Shrimp appeared in front of Wu Yiwen, and it was completely impossible to connect the other party with the palm-sized shrimp that he usually eats.

This is completely two species, right? !It's still at the level of prehistoric monsters.

At this moment, Pippi Shrimp was bounced away by the old turtle, and Wu Yiwen stopped struggling to stabilize his body and stand still.He simply sat on the ground, allowing more parts of his body to touch the ground to enhance adhesion.

It's better to think of a way to wait for a while in the big battle, not to roll around in a panic.

The palm-sized Pippi shrimp can heat a small piece of sea water to heat instantly.Such a big Pippi shrimp, why not boil this sea area?

Wu Yiwen felt that they had no chance of winning.

The old turtle can defend against missiles, rockets, and shrimp attacks, but it may not be able to withstand high-temperature boiling water.

Can he survive until Chu Xian comes back?

Wu Yiwen began to think about this question, whether to leave a suicide note or something first.He regretted a little, why didn't he tell Chu Xian clearly about his feelings.

He was so unwilling to hang in Pippi Xia's hand with regret.

Just when Wu Yiwen was contemplating the content of the suicide note full of pessimism, the old turtle opened its giant eagle mouth and roared: "Single claw, what's the wind?! You dare to touch a piece of this human skin, and you are waiting to be boiled." Bar!"

The Pippi Shrimp in the distance straightened up in a daze, and stood in the shape of a "ya" on the sea.

Pipi Shrimp shook his chelicerae angrily, and said in a very unscrupulous tone: "Who made you fall asleep every time I look for you, and won't get up no matter how much you scream. You dead house! You ignore me, sir!"

The old turtle roared impatiently: "You're the only one who has a lot of shit! You've been fine for thousands of years, so what's the matter with you in the breeding season of mortal species? You're still competing with those mortal species, can you have something to do?!"

Pippi Shrimp's single claw opened and closed extremely imposingly, and made a loud humming sound: "The female shrimps in the entire South China Sea belong to the uncle, who dares to fight with me! Watch the uncle kill it!"

The old turtle looked dead, and said in a weak voice: "Leave those female shrimps alone, they just want to mate and lay eggs normally, and don't want to be crushed to death by a huge pervert like you! How many female shrimps have you crushed to death?! The population is not extinct, it is entirely God's blessing!"

Pippi Shrimp said arrogantly: "No way! Why does the uncle cultivate, isn't it all for these female shrimps! This is the only wish of the uncle in his life! Never die on the day of death, and still be a chicken!"

Things took a turn for the worse, and Wu Yiwen couldn't expect it to unfold, so he could only stand aside and be an honest member of the crowd.

He thought he heard something terrible.

The only wish of this sea monster in his life is to get rid of his virginity!

Wu Yiwen was deeply shocked.

This wish is too... a thread, right? !

For such a big Pippi shrimp, its cultivation level must be higher than that of the wolf monster on land. It can be said that it is so powerful that it is rare in the world.

Whether it is a human, a demon, or a fairy, there will be worship of the strong and pursuit of the same kind.

And this Pippi Shrimp is so powerful, how could he not be able to find a match?

It's also incredible.

"Okay! You can do whatever you want! As long as you don't bother me!" the old turtle roared again.

But Pippi Shrimp didn't listen, and just said to himself: "You gave me a good idea last time, but the first time I was inexperienced and failed. I picked some good seedlings this time and brought them Come here and let me take a look."

"Come again?!" the old turtle said in disbelief.

Pippi Shrimp said firmly: "I must persevere until victory! Isn't it just to screen out the female shrimps with cultivation talents and cultivate them into child brides. I don't believe that such a big South China Sea can't find them!"

The old turtle's limbs began to move again, wanting to dive into the sea and escape the scene quickly.

It's a pity that there is still Wu Yiwen on his back, in order not to drown Linyuan's little lover, he can't do that.

Can only endure.

The old turtle took a deep breath, and said in a tone of early death and early death: "Then hurry up!"

Dujiao couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of water, and the water column fell in an arc towards the beach on Wu Yiwen's side.

The beach was first smashed into a puddle, filled with water, and then a lot of small things fell into it.

Wu Yiwen was extremely curious, and when he took a closer look, it turned out that there were all lively little Pippi shrimps inside.

Looking at it densely, there are tens of thousands of them, which makes people feel dense phobia.

The old turtle's eyes glanced at the puddle.I don't know how he judged. After a while, he picked out hundreds of them with magic power.

"That's all this time." The old turtle sent these small shrimps that were extremely small compared to the one-clawed ones to him.

"Okay, thank you very much. I will trouble you next time." Dujiao said, carefully taking these hundreds of small shrimps into his mouth.

After finishing his work, Dujiao wanted to retreat.

The old turtle shouted: "Hey! Don't you care about the rest?"

Dujiao directly said indifferently: "Eat it, it's hard work."

This is really throw away!And his hard work is only so little?

The old turtle was suddenly so angry that his seven orifices smoked: "I don't want it!"

Dujiao was puzzled and said, "Why? They are all fresh, and none of them are dead."

The old turtle was too lazy to talk to him anymore: "Get lost."

Dujiao's personality is quite strange, and the old turtle told him to go away, but he left in no hurry.

After placing the shrimp, the one-clawed head bent over, facing Wu Yiwen.

"Even if you don't eat it yourself, it's fine to feed this little thing you raised." Dujiao tutted out, "Your taste is really getting weirder and weirder."

What qualifications do you have to call others weird? !

The old turtle roared inwardly.

But there was a stern warning on the lips: "Don't be rude to this human being!" These words were spoken to Dujiao and Wu Yiwen, who was on his side.

"Hey! You raised this little thing, and the treatment is quite high." Dujiao said in a stream of air.

"I've said it all, show some respect to this human being!" the old turtle said with a headache, and then turned to face Wu Yiwen, "Sorry, please don't mind. This guy has no brains, his brain is full of feces!"

"Hey! Personal attack, you!"

Although the brains of shrimps are not big, they really do have brains.Dujia suddenly became angry.

"Don't yell! Do you know who this human is?!" The old turtle spoke to the single pincer.

Dujiao looked at the turtle suspiciously, raised its claws, pointed at Wu Yiwen, and said tentatively, "Could it be the illegitimate child you accidentally left behind when you went ashore last time..."

Before Dujiao could finish speaking, the old turtle used his big move again, and the huge sonic cannon sprayed Dujiao directly into the sky, almost turning into a star.

After a while, there was a loud splash, and the single pincer fell and smashed into the sea, and the water splashed half the height of the mountain.

Dizzy and dizzy, he got up again, this time the solitary pincer lost all momentum and became a "one".

"Well, I don't know, or you tell me."

Although it was a sound transmission just now, the old turtle glanced at Wu Yiwen full of fear, for fear that he would hear Dujiao's rumors.

He didn't dare to take advantage of this one.

The old turtle said to the voice transmission of the single pincer: "Listen well. Linyuan has accumulated strength for more than 300 years, successfully broke through the barrier between the heaven and the mortal world, and returned to the South China Sea through the psychic bridge. This is what he brought back , most likely his lover."

Dujiao, like Old Gui, is Linyuan's subordinate.The difference is that the old turtle is good at defense, resourceful, smart and steady.It's different for Dujiao. His racial nature destined him to be very aggressive, impetuous and impulsive, and he has no brains in doing things.

So, when he suddenly heard the news of Lin Yuan's return, he was extremely pleasantly surprised.Even the little shrimps that were carefully cared for in the mouth were sprayed out.

He screamed: "What did you say? Linyuan is back?! Is this true? Why didn't I hear anything about it before?!"

The old turtle didn't expect him to be so successful that he failed, so he closed his eyes in despair, and couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Shut up!"

Dujiao jumped up on the surface of the sea in surprise. He looked left and right, but he didn't hear what the old turtle said at all, he just kept shouting loudly: "What are you hiding? Linyuan's return is a good thing! Why not sooner Tell me! Is it still under cover? Where is he?"

He turned his huge and frightening head, and opened his mouth happily: "So this person was brought back by Linyuan? What did you say just now? Linyuan's lover? A human being, it is indeed a bit strange. But there is no need to hide because of this, right?" , I will not laugh at him."

hehe.Also laughed at him, I'm afraid your death is coming!

Lao Gui looked aside with vacant eyes, and he couldn't imagine what it would be like after Lin Yuan came back and found out that he had been exposed.

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