Fire? [entertainment gl]

It was afternoon when Shen Bing arrived home, and she carried the vegetables she bought along the way and hummed a little tune all the way.Because she was always looked down upon by her parents, she came out to share the rent with others as soon as she graduated.The roommate is a good girl from IKEA IKEA, and she has full skills in housework and cooking.She thought to herself, let her dear roommate cook the dishes she bought tonight, it will be very comfortable to eat.

Speaking of Shen Bing's roommate, I really have to sigh that the world is full of excitement.

This roommate's name is Su Chun, and she and Shen Bing were good friends who slept in the same class in college. Su Chun is short and cute, but he is a quiet university bully, with an unshakable first grade in credits.However, compared with Su Chun's other identity, these characteristics seem too insignificant.She is a famous Internet author who has been popular on the Internet for several years and held a book signing party before graduating from high school——Su Zi is not stupid.

When Shen Bing first learned the truth, he really had mixed feelings.She always felt that it was because she acted in the drunken sex scene written by Su Chun that heralded her muddle-headed bed photos.But if you say you hate her... Hun Dan, why is Su Chun so cute!

Shen Bing, who was carrying the dishes, walked downstairs, looked at the window on the fifth floor that was so clean that it reflected light, and talked endlessly about his love for his roommate.

However, after walking two more steps, Shen Bing was blinded by a bright light filled with the smell of copper.

What's that?A luxury sports car is parked at the door of this unit in this residential building in this community.No matter what brand it is, a sports car looks pretty much the same in Shen Bing's eyes. After working in the film and television city for several years and seeing so many celebrities (let alone being one himself), Shen Bing doesn't just see a sports car and grab the sky. people.

The reason why he was blinded was because this sports car was bright pink...

"Where did the nouveau riche come from? It's quite talented to make a sports car into an urban-rural fringe style." Shen Bing walked around it in disgust. The logo of the car looks quite similar to that of Chery and Shanghai Volkswagen.

The car was blocking in front of the ramp at the door of her unit, almost clinging to each other, and only one person could pass through.Coincidentally, an old man in a wheelchair came out of the unit, and the ramp was blocked by cars, so he had to walk down by himself, but it was not convenient to walk by himself, let alone move the wheelchair down while avoiding the sports car.

Shen Bingqing hurriedly helped the uncle down, and helped lift the wheelchair to the sidewalk.

"The little girl's family is quite strong, thank you!"

The old man got into a wheelchair and left, but the more Shen Bing looked at the car, the more he disliked it.

"Let's call it a nouveau riche. Not only is it not aesthetically pleasing, but it also does not abide by public morals."

She couldn't find the owner's contact number on the car window, so she got annoyed, took a handful of loose soil from the flower bed, and evenly sprinkled it on the clean and beautiful front hood, forming a thin layer of dirt. a layer of soil.Then, a few large characters were written on the soil layer: A good dog knows not to get in the way.

She was not very satisfied after finishing the writing. In order to reflect the author's artistic accomplishment, she drew a stick figure puppy under this line of words.

Perfect!After Shen Bing finished his masterpiece, he clapped his hands and went home.

As soon as Shen Bing entered the house, she put down the vegetables and burrowed into Su Chun's room. Just as she was about to pounce on her, she was held against her chest by a tender and small foot.

Su Chun's legs were stretched out straight and tense, and he kept the rogue at a distance of about one meter from her.This action did not affect what she was doing. The laptop was safely placed on the other leg, and the short fingers were typing quickly on the keyboard, making a clear and pleasant sound.

Su Chun has a small melon-shaped face, a pair of big round-frame glasses, and a small cut, making her look like a middle school student.She stared at the computer screen, and said softly and indifferently: "Go wash your hands, it's full of dirt." The whole person showed a daily state of not waking up.

Shen Bing clicked his tongue.After so many years, the feeling of Su Chun's speech is exactly the same as the first time it came from the screenwriter's phone. The tone of the voice has never changed, as if some parameters were set by the built-in program.

Su Chun is a Virgo. After finally passing her hygiene inspection, Shen Bing changed into the loose shorts at home, and walked around Su Chun's room while reading novels.Just like when she was a child, she still has the habit of reading novels while acting as characters. Sometimes Su Chun observes her secretly. Although she never said it out, she thinks that she is crazy and addictive when she enters the play. .

Ever since Shen Bing became an ordinary person, he seemed to have a psychological shadow on the relationship between men and women, especially when he saw sex scenes between men and women, he felt chills in his heart. He had no choice but to force himself into a minority who never read anything other than Lily's novels. lovers.

"Chun'er, when did you write Lily?"

Su Chun should not.

"Anyway, if you dare to write, I will dare to read it, and pay to read it, regardless of whether you want documents."

Su Chun pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose, and her eyes, which were originally not too big, became round because of her seriousness. "Readers can't influence the author's thoughts. Besides, lilies can't be sold for much, and the most important thing is," she paused. After a pause, I still use my tone of voice to emphasize the point, "I have a normal sexual orientation, so I don't write that kind of stuff."

Shen Bing curled her lips, thinking that her sexual orientation was also normal, and she indulged in it every day without seeing herself on a woman's bed.Chun'er is too pure.

However, from another perspective, Su Chun is not pure.

Shen Bing lay on the soft pillow next to Su Chun, watching her type wildly.She currently does not have a novel serialized, but runs her own Weibo account.

Su Chun's account became popular in one fell swoop because of the filming of the work "The Legend of Ingenuity" that year. Later, she wrote basically the same excellent novels, and her popularity was solidified.Now, she has been favored by Weibo officials and has signed a contract to become a glorious marketing account.

Su Chun's account id is called "Su Zi is not stupid, she is a tree hole in human form". As the name suggests, when she is not advertising to make money, she acts as a role for netizens to express their feelings.

Shen Bing read out a message from a netizen that she had ignored: "Hi, cute Suzi."

Shen Bing clicked his tongue, squeezed Su Chun's face with a smirk, and was dismissed by others, "I'm an upright lesbian, because I'm so upright that I want to fuck a girl I like. I'm especially rich , the kind with several black cards under his name; the kind who is very generous to the girl he likes, and the black card will give you to buy and buy; the kind where I am very good-looking, and I have bent several straight girls."

Shen Bing couldn't continue reading, "Why does this person feel thicker than me!"

With a smile on the corner of Su Chun's mouth, she said, "Do you feel a sense of crisis?" She replied to this netizen: If you give me some evidence to prove that what you said above is true, then no matter what you say to me next, I will give it to you Set as the best of the year.

After a while, the man really replied with two photos.Inside the first one are some cool black cards, and the second one is a love letter from a straight daughter.

Shen Bing said: "The black card is just a random search on the Internet. Love letters, she must have written them herself. In what era is it now where people still write love letters."

The man went on to say: I won't show you my photos, lest you fall in love at first sight.

Shen Bing: "Chun'er, she is flirting with you."

nonsense!Su Chun has been a Weibo emotional tree cave gentleman for several years, still can't tell?She was stern, telling the man to make a long story short, and stop wasting each other's time with useless words.

The man was quite obedient, and told about her difficult journey to seduce girls: This rich woman used to be a sensualist, please imagine how sensual she is, anyway, your imagination will not be bigger than her actual situation.Later, I met a girl who was not very good-looking. I thought the girl was interesting and wanted a change. When I learned that the girl had difficulties in life, I proposed to take care of her.The local rich girl said that the girl was too slow, and she was forced to tell her not to accept the foster care, just like the plot of a novel, she directly dragged a wad of Mao Zedong on her face.

Shen Bing watched and applauded: "These two will definitely be together in the end."

Su Chun became angry for some reason, and said coldly: "Nothing. Rotten person, scum." After scolding, he was not satisfied, so he directly blocked the other party's account, and then pushed Shen Bing out of the door, and he was bored in the room I don't know what to do.

Shen Bing looked at the door of her room, counted with her fingers, and felt that Chun'er might be hurting her heart.As a best friend, Shen Bing never knew that Su Chun had any emotional entanglements, she only knew that this child was too pure, as pure as a piece of white paper, and all her energy was spent on trying to make money.Su Chun's sudden embarrassment made Shen Bing feel a little lost, she thought about it, decided to please Su Chun, and then slowly set her words.

This day's dinner was originally made by Shen Bing himself.But after she burned the celery, the lentils were undercooked, and the eggs were all over the pot, she silently closed the kitchen door and silently ordered takeaway.

When Su Chun came out of the room, he saw Shen Bing sitting cross-legged on the sofa eating chicken legs. The legs protruding from under the shorts looked even longer when crossed up, taking up a large area.Su Chun raised one of her legs to stand upright, and sat down next to her, with a paper towel in his hand and a cardboard box underneath, and started to eat fully armed.Don't forget to teach: "Don't let the oil fall on the sofa and the floor!"

Shen Bing responded, just wanting to say something new to make her happy.So, she thought of the sports car she saw downstairs today.

"Chun'er, that looks like a... Benedict!"

"Infiniti. Benedict is a pH indicator or an English actor."

Shen Bing chuckled, "The color is really similar to that of an acid-base indicator. You haven't seen it. It's a nice car. It must be made bright pink. Chun'er, your aesthetics are touching enough. The bright red phone case, tender pink I won’t talk about your small suit, but after seeing that car today, I immediately felt that your aesthetics can still be saved.” Shen Bing inexplicably received Su Chun’s cold eyes, she introspected, and felt that she didn’t say anything What was wrong, I emphasized it again: "Although the owner of the car is rich, he is blind. Really, it's too ugly."

Who knew that Su Chun couldn't even eat the rice, so he put down the chicken legs and floated back to the house.

Shen Bing reminded her: "You forgot to wash your hands and touched the doorknob."

Su Chun froze all over, with an expression of extreme panic on his face, silently floated to the bathroom, took a cloth and wiped the doorknob.

Su Chun finally returned to the room.She locked the door, walked to the balcony of the room and looked down.The sports car that was criticized by Shen Bing for a long time was still parked downstairs, but it just changed its position so that it was out of the way.

Standing in the car was a woman smoking a cigarette. From Su Chun's overlooking angle, one could see the undulating hills under her big wavy hair, which she was ashamed to talk about.Obviously it is the easiest angle to show ugliness, but the woman is still so unscrupulously beautiful.

From the time Shen Bing came back to now that the sun was setting, she had been waiting there for several hours.Su Chun picked up the phone, this woman's phone number has been blocked by her, and she doesn't know if she has called her.

"Little cute."

The woman's slightly hoarse voice tickled Su Chun's ears, causing some unwanted memories to emerge in her mind, "What are you doing?"

The woman sounded aggrieved: "You are not professional at all as a human tree hole. What's the matter if you block the owner?"

Su Chun gritted her teeth when she heard this, "I've been waiting downstairs for you if you don't feel ashamed, I'm ashamed for you."

"You're so sure I'm waiting for you." The woman's words were teasing, not excessive words, but when she said them, it made people feel very offensive.

Su Chun hung up the phone angrily.After being angry for a while, he dialed the phone again.The woman laughed softly when she picked up the phone, which made Su Chun want to quickly find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

"Xia Yangtian, I don't care what you do here, we don't welcome you in this community, please drive your luxury sports car and get out quickly. There are no rich people here, but no one cares about your money."

"Also, the color of your car is ugly!"

The woman said aggrievedly: "You said you like this color, so I painted it. This car is for you. When you come down, I will give you the keys and teach you how to drive this kind of car. Then you send me back to my house ,how?"

Su Chun sneered, "I really sent you back to your home, is it possible to come back?"

The woman said in surprise: "Chun'er has thought so far? I didn't even think of that step."

"Don't call me that." Su Chun's lips were trembling, his face turned pale, "Get out of here, you rotten person."