The host kills the Quartet
Chapter 75
Miao Wu's voice has always been very nice, so Zhou Yan is very happy to chat with him on the phone: "Yeah, what flavor do you have?"
"..."
"No strawberries, strawberries are for girls."
"..."
"I want matcha. Well, I like green. It's like the color of your eyes."
"..."
"I know your wink is not matcha. But I have never seen emerald ice cream. Well, I am matcha. What flavor do you want?"
"..."
"Let me choose. Let me think, vanilla is good. But a bit feminine. Mango is so lovely. Or blueberry."
"..."
"I insist, one matcha and one blueberry."
Xiao Ba climbed onto Zhou Yan's shoulder, and he automatically ignored Li Jie's distorted face.This human looks too weak to pay special attention at all: "My dear, there is me. I want to eat vanilla!"
Li Jie stood beside him stupidly, Zhou Yan showed his affection on his whole face.The face that was still visible at the beginning has begun to distort at this moment.For the first time, someone dared to ignore his existence so much.And that hamster so fat that it only has a butt, dares to eat vanilla.He hates vanilla ice cream!
"Hey, bastard, I'm talking to you!" When Zhou Yan started discussing what to eat for lunch with Miao Wu, Li Jie finally couldn't help it.As if he didn't exist.A bastard is a bastard with no manners at all!
"Oh, it's okay. A wild dog is here. I'll clean it up. We'll talk later." After speaking, Zhou Yan hung up the phone and put Xiao Ba in his arms.
"Bastard, don't think you can go to college just by opening the back door..." Seeing Zhou Yan hang up the phone, Li Jie immediately regained his energy and began to talk incessantly.
As a result, Li Jie felt that he had been slapped heavily when he saw a flash in front of his eyes, and he was completely dumbfounded.
"Although I don't know who your mother is. But it's her fault that she didn't educate you well." Zhou Yan took out a handkerchief and wiped it. This person was sweating profusely, which was disgusting.
Li Jie was shocked!It was the first time he was slapped in the face by someone, and it was from the bastard he had always looked down upon.He actually dared to slap the typewriter while he was talking.In front of my younger brother and cousin.Is this bastard crazy?Does he not want to live?How dare you hit yourself?Does he know that if he wants to enter Li's house, he has to crawl down his crotch.
"You, you hit me!" Li Jie covered his face, turned to Jiang Feng and said, "This bastard hit me!"
The corner of Jiang Feng's mouth twitched downwards, trying very hard not to let himself laugh out loud.It was so much fun.All this time, he just watched Li Jie live his life in a swaggering way.Every time, they use their power and bodyguards to bully others.Unexpectedly, this time, before he could speak, he was slapped firmly in the face.Even as a relative, Jiang Feng thought it was a good fight.
"What are you still looking at?! Hit! Hit me hard!" Li Jie finally came to his senses, pushed him back, and yelled at his bodyguard: "It's mine to kill!"
The big man was embarrassed.Although in Li Jie's eyes, this person is just a bastard.But in the end it is the blood of the Li family.Even if the parents are gone, it is very clear that the Patriarch wants to recognize him back.This kind of person is also his future master, not to mention killing him, even if he is injured, he might be hated.
But Li Jie was already howling loudly behind him, if he didn't do anything today, he would be in bad luck.He didn't have the blood of the Li family, and he probably didn't come out of nowhere after being beaten to death.Thinking of this, the big man gritted his teeth and said to Zhou Yan, "I'm sorry, I can't help myself."
"Wait a minute!" Zhou Yan saw that there was a problem: "Who are you? Know me? Spray shit when you open your mouth? What is your surname?"
Just now, he was slapped back before he finished speaking. Now that he was finally asked, Li Jie replied immediately: "I am the son of Xishang Li's family."
"Oh." Zhou Yan nodded, and Xiao Ba had already started adding knowledge in his ear.To sum up, this family is particularly awesome.It was remarkable thousands of years ago, and many great abilities have been produced by our ancestors.More than one has ascended.After the Dharma-ending Era, the transformation of the family is also very fast. Now the business is doing well, and there are still many capable people.In short, it is a family that is important no matter what era it is.
However, what does this have to do with me?Zhou Yan was very puzzled.
Seeing Zhou Yan's expression of disapproval and confusion, Jiang Feng understood.Maybe this person doesn't know his identity at all.That's right, although the Patriarch has plans to admit him back.But Zhou Yan's background is really not that good, and his education is not good.The job is just an outside job of the Secret Service, there is not much money, and the identity cannot be exposed.
If it hadn't been mentioned in the report sent earlier that he has the ability to store things in space and is considered a superpower, no one in the family would think of letting him return to the family.After all, the ability to store space is very suitable for doing some indecent things.
Since the family hasn't directly stated their intentions, Jiang Feng thinks it's better not to talk too much.Thinking about it, it should still be the evaluation period, if Zhou Yan found out, maybe he would really pretend to be a good person and hug his thigh, and want to enter Li's house shamelessly.If there is an opportunity to hug the Li family's thigh, few people can refuse.
Of course, there is another possibility, which is to let Zhou Yan have a bad impression of the Li family and refuse to go home.This result will inevitably create suspicion against the Li family, and it may cause other troubles at that time.
Thinking of this, Jiang Feng decided to remind his cousin.Li Jie's brain is comparable to that of a hamster, and he doesn't think too much at all.Or, in terms of smartness, Xiao Ba is smarter than him.
Unfortunately, although Li Jie's brain is not fast, his mouth is really fast.In a blink of an eye, he sold himself completely: "Stinky boy, don't be complacent. You are just an illegitimate child, and you have no right to enter our Li family's door. If you are more sensible, get out of here!"
illegitimate child?Lee's?Zhou Yan blinked his eyes twice, as if he caught some good keywords.He saw the thin student next to him desperately covering this guy's mouth, and a malicious smile appeared on the corner of Zhou Yan's mouth.No way, who told him to be so curious.
"The Li family? An illegitimate child? Me?" Zhou Yan looked at Jiang Feng and then at the big man: "It seems that you don't intend to tell me directly, right?"
Jiang Feng keenly felt that this guy was not as easy to bully as he appeared on the surface.That aura, even if he was smiling, would make him feel heavy pressure.So, Jiang Feng gritted his teeth and shouted at the bodyguard, "What are you waiting for?" He didn't care about offending Zhou Yan, and he didn't want Zhou Yan's illegitimate child to be leaked from his own mouth.
As for the future, it's okay to say that I don't know if I misunderstood.
The big man started to do it helplessly.He is a power-type supernatural being and has a great advantage in hand-to-hand combat.As for Zhou Yan, from the outside, he was still on the thin side.Although I heard Li Jie said before that he has supernatural powers.However, his ability seems to be stronger than that of ordinary humans.Physical advantages are not obvious.
Thinking of this, the big man slowed down his strength by half, thinking that it is the blood of the Li family after all, and it is better to be a human being and stay on the front line.Jiang Feng felt a little relieved when he saw the big man showing mercy unconsciously.It seems that although Li Jie is unreliable, his bodyguard still knows the seriousness.Defeat does not hurt, the face is gained, and the face is also gained.It's much better to meet later.
Li Jie could see all these changes, but he didn't understand them at all.
Jiang Feng put his mouth next to Li Jie's ear: "Cousin, this kid probably doesn't know that he is the illegitimate child of our family. Don't talk about it yet. Otherwise, if he finds out, he will definitely crawl over and hug his thigh. Let's not give ourselves Looking for trouble." As cousins who grew up together, Jiang Feng knew very well how to persuade Li Jie.
Sure enough, the latter immediately covered his mouth, thinking: Xiaofeng is still smart.If this kid really knew his identity, he might swear at himself and refuse to leave.Since he doesn't know yet, it means that the family has not planned to recognize him yet.I definitely don't want to divulge this.
So, Li Jie yelled at the big man: "Just teach me a lesson. We still have to go out to eat. Don't beat him to death!"
Zhou Yan, who was having a lively fight with the big guy, almost burst out laughing.He has almost figured out the skills of this bodyguard.Not bad, but only good.In terms of combat experience, how can this kind of person who acts as a bodyguard for our young master compare to the field work of the secret service team?Whether it's a hydra or a talented person, which one doesn't have an absolute deterrent ability?
Thinking of this, Zhou Yan didn't plan to play anymore.Since the idiot's words contained information that he was interested in, then he should hurry up and keep him.So, with a side kick, Zhou Yan forcefully forced the big man back several steps.Then the long knife popped out, directly drawing several bloodstains on the opponent's wrist and ankle.Letting out some of the opponent's vitality can make him lose his combat power.Zhou Yan doesn't like meaningless hard work.
Sure enough, after the long knife passed, the big man found that his strength had disappeared.Before he could realize what was going on, Zhou Yan hit his stomach hard, and curled up under the severe pain.
After confirming that the most troublesome one was solved, Zhou Yan turned his head and walked over to Li Jie and Jiang Feng: "I think we can have a good talk." Although he smiled like the sunshine in spring, but in Jiang Feng's eyes But it was a midnight dream.
"How dare you fight back?" Li Jie was furious when he saw that his subordinate had fallen.As a member of the Li family, this young master actually has some supernatural powers.Even the common blockbuster, the fire ability, is very aggressive after all.So, I saw him punch out, and a large ball of flames hit Zhou Yan like this.
At this time, the distance between the two sides was so close that even Jiang Feng felt that Zhou Yan would not be able to escape.However, what happened next surprised everyone.
Zhou Yan avoided the trajectory of the flames just by turning sideways, then raised his foot, and stepped on Li Jie's face neatly.He stomped the mighty Young Master of the Li family to the ground.
"..."
"No strawberries, strawberries are for girls."
"..."
"I want matcha. Well, I like green. It's like the color of your eyes."
"..."
"I know your wink is not matcha. But I have never seen emerald ice cream. Well, I am matcha. What flavor do you want?"
"..."
"Let me choose. Let me think, vanilla is good. But a bit feminine. Mango is so lovely. Or blueberry."
"..."
"I insist, one matcha and one blueberry."
Xiao Ba climbed onto Zhou Yan's shoulder, and he automatically ignored Li Jie's distorted face.This human looks too weak to pay special attention at all: "My dear, there is me. I want to eat vanilla!"
Li Jie stood beside him stupidly, Zhou Yan showed his affection on his whole face.The face that was still visible at the beginning has begun to distort at this moment.For the first time, someone dared to ignore his existence so much.And that hamster so fat that it only has a butt, dares to eat vanilla.He hates vanilla ice cream!
"Hey, bastard, I'm talking to you!" When Zhou Yan started discussing what to eat for lunch with Miao Wu, Li Jie finally couldn't help it.As if he didn't exist.A bastard is a bastard with no manners at all!
"Oh, it's okay. A wild dog is here. I'll clean it up. We'll talk later." After speaking, Zhou Yan hung up the phone and put Xiao Ba in his arms.
"Bastard, don't think you can go to college just by opening the back door..." Seeing Zhou Yan hang up the phone, Li Jie immediately regained his energy and began to talk incessantly.
As a result, Li Jie felt that he had been slapped heavily when he saw a flash in front of his eyes, and he was completely dumbfounded.
"Although I don't know who your mother is. But it's her fault that she didn't educate you well." Zhou Yan took out a handkerchief and wiped it. This person was sweating profusely, which was disgusting.
Li Jie was shocked!It was the first time he was slapped in the face by someone, and it was from the bastard he had always looked down upon.He actually dared to slap the typewriter while he was talking.In front of my younger brother and cousin.Is this bastard crazy?Does he not want to live?How dare you hit yourself?Does he know that if he wants to enter Li's house, he has to crawl down his crotch.
"You, you hit me!" Li Jie covered his face, turned to Jiang Feng and said, "This bastard hit me!"
The corner of Jiang Feng's mouth twitched downwards, trying very hard not to let himself laugh out loud.It was so much fun.All this time, he just watched Li Jie live his life in a swaggering way.Every time, they use their power and bodyguards to bully others.Unexpectedly, this time, before he could speak, he was slapped firmly in the face.Even as a relative, Jiang Feng thought it was a good fight.
"What are you still looking at?! Hit! Hit me hard!" Li Jie finally came to his senses, pushed him back, and yelled at his bodyguard: "It's mine to kill!"
The big man was embarrassed.Although in Li Jie's eyes, this person is just a bastard.But in the end it is the blood of the Li family.Even if the parents are gone, it is very clear that the Patriarch wants to recognize him back.This kind of person is also his future master, not to mention killing him, even if he is injured, he might be hated.
But Li Jie was already howling loudly behind him, if he didn't do anything today, he would be in bad luck.He didn't have the blood of the Li family, and he probably didn't come out of nowhere after being beaten to death.Thinking of this, the big man gritted his teeth and said to Zhou Yan, "I'm sorry, I can't help myself."
"Wait a minute!" Zhou Yan saw that there was a problem: "Who are you? Know me? Spray shit when you open your mouth? What is your surname?"
Just now, he was slapped back before he finished speaking. Now that he was finally asked, Li Jie replied immediately: "I am the son of Xishang Li's family."
"Oh." Zhou Yan nodded, and Xiao Ba had already started adding knowledge in his ear.To sum up, this family is particularly awesome.It was remarkable thousands of years ago, and many great abilities have been produced by our ancestors.More than one has ascended.After the Dharma-ending Era, the transformation of the family is also very fast. Now the business is doing well, and there are still many capable people.In short, it is a family that is important no matter what era it is.
However, what does this have to do with me?Zhou Yan was very puzzled.
Seeing Zhou Yan's expression of disapproval and confusion, Jiang Feng understood.Maybe this person doesn't know his identity at all.That's right, although the Patriarch has plans to admit him back.But Zhou Yan's background is really not that good, and his education is not good.The job is just an outside job of the Secret Service, there is not much money, and the identity cannot be exposed.
If it hadn't been mentioned in the report sent earlier that he has the ability to store things in space and is considered a superpower, no one in the family would think of letting him return to the family.After all, the ability to store space is very suitable for doing some indecent things.
Since the family hasn't directly stated their intentions, Jiang Feng thinks it's better not to talk too much.Thinking about it, it should still be the evaluation period, if Zhou Yan found out, maybe he would really pretend to be a good person and hug his thigh, and want to enter Li's house shamelessly.If there is an opportunity to hug the Li family's thigh, few people can refuse.
Of course, there is another possibility, which is to let Zhou Yan have a bad impression of the Li family and refuse to go home.This result will inevitably create suspicion against the Li family, and it may cause other troubles at that time.
Thinking of this, Jiang Feng decided to remind his cousin.Li Jie's brain is comparable to that of a hamster, and he doesn't think too much at all.Or, in terms of smartness, Xiao Ba is smarter than him.
Unfortunately, although Li Jie's brain is not fast, his mouth is really fast.In a blink of an eye, he sold himself completely: "Stinky boy, don't be complacent. You are just an illegitimate child, and you have no right to enter our Li family's door. If you are more sensible, get out of here!"
illegitimate child?Lee's?Zhou Yan blinked his eyes twice, as if he caught some good keywords.He saw the thin student next to him desperately covering this guy's mouth, and a malicious smile appeared on the corner of Zhou Yan's mouth.No way, who told him to be so curious.
"The Li family? An illegitimate child? Me?" Zhou Yan looked at Jiang Feng and then at the big man: "It seems that you don't intend to tell me directly, right?"
Jiang Feng keenly felt that this guy was not as easy to bully as he appeared on the surface.That aura, even if he was smiling, would make him feel heavy pressure.So, Jiang Feng gritted his teeth and shouted at the bodyguard, "What are you waiting for?" He didn't care about offending Zhou Yan, and he didn't want Zhou Yan's illegitimate child to be leaked from his own mouth.
As for the future, it's okay to say that I don't know if I misunderstood.
The big man started to do it helplessly.He is a power-type supernatural being and has a great advantage in hand-to-hand combat.As for Zhou Yan, from the outside, he was still on the thin side.Although I heard Li Jie said before that he has supernatural powers.However, his ability seems to be stronger than that of ordinary humans.Physical advantages are not obvious.
Thinking of this, the big man slowed down his strength by half, thinking that it is the blood of the Li family after all, and it is better to be a human being and stay on the front line.Jiang Feng felt a little relieved when he saw the big man showing mercy unconsciously.It seems that although Li Jie is unreliable, his bodyguard still knows the seriousness.Defeat does not hurt, the face is gained, and the face is also gained.It's much better to meet later.
Li Jie could see all these changes, but he didn't understand them at all.
Jiang Feng put his mouth next to Li Jie's ear: "Cousin, this kid probably doesn't know that he is the illegitimate child of our family. Don't talk about it yet. Otherwise, if he finds out, he will definitely crawl over and hug his thigh. Let's not give ourselves Looking for trouble." As cousins who grew up together, Jiang Feng knew very well how to persuade Li Jie.
Sure enough, the latter immediately covered his mouth, thinking: Xiaofeng is still smart.If this kid really knew his identity, he might swear at himself and refuse to leave.Since he doesn't know yet, it means that the family has not planned to recognize him yet.I definitely don't want to divulge this.
So, Li Jie yelled at the big man: "Just teach me a lesson. We still have to go out to eat. Don't beat him to death!"
Zhou Yan, who was having a lively fight with the big guy, almost burst out laughing.He has almost figured out the skills of this bodyguard.Not bad, but only good.In terms of combat experience, how can this kind of person who acts as a bodyguard for our young master compare to the field work of the secret service team?Whether it's a hydra or a talented person, which one doesn't have an absolute deterrent ability?
Thinking of this, Zhou Yan didn't plan to play anymore.Since the idiot's words contained information that he was interested in, then he should hurry up and keep him.So, with a side kick, Zhou Yan forcefully forced the big man back several steps.Then the long knife popped out, directly drawing several bloodstains on the opponent's wrist and ankle.Letting out some of the opponent's vitality can make him lose his combat power.Zhou Yan doesn't like meaningless hard work.
Sure enough, after the long knife passed, the big man found that his strength had disappeared.Before he could realize what was going on, Zhou Yan hit his stomach hard, and curled up under the severe pain.
After confirming that the most troublesome one was solved, Zhou Yan turned his head and walked over to Li Jie and Jiang Feng: "I think we can have a good talk." Although he smiled like the sunshine in spring, but in Jiang Feng's eyes But it was a midnight dream.
"How dare you fight back?" Li Jie was furious when he saw that his subordinate had fallen.As a member of the Li family, this young master actually has some supernatural powers.Even the common blockbuster, the fire ability, is very aggressive after all.So, I saw him punch out, and a large ball of flames hit Zhou Yan like this.
At this time, the distance between the two sides was so close that even Jiang Feng felt that Zhou Yan would not be able to escape.However, what happened next surprised everyone.
Zhou Yan avoided the trajectory of the flames just by turning sideways, then raised his foot, and stepped on Li Jie's face neatly.He stomped the mighty Young Master of the Li family to the ground.
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