The host kills the Quartet
Chapter 73 Admission
When Zhou Yan and Miao Wu woke up, they felt as if they had been hungry for eight lifetimes without eating, and abruptly emptied a big pot of rice.
According to Xiao Ba's explanation, this world also conforms to the conservation of energy.That is to say, if you use the ability, your calorie consumption will be much higher than that of ordinary people, so you will eat much more.This week's statement is understandable, the appetite of those super athletes is not comparable to that of ordinary people.In the same way, it is normal for cats and beauties to chew on the table.
After eating for about an hour, the Wu Zang Temple was finally settled.Zhou Yan fell on Miao Wu's lap, contented.
"Miao Miao, you're finally alive." Zhou Yan pinched Xiao Ba's belly, "To be honest, I almost thought that the two of us were going to die for love somewhere."
Fat Pang deftly dodges, snatches Xiao Ba from Zhou Yan's hand, and then disappears with a naked back.Miao Wu's hand touched Zhou Yan's stomach, it was bulging, and it seemed that he had eaten well: "Don't worry, if I'm here, nothing will happen." Even in the worst of times, Miao Wu was confident I can send Zhou Yan out.Of course, Miao Wu didn't want to think about what kind of psychology this was based on.
His stomach was a little itchy, Zhou Yan turned over and grabbed the hand of the cat beauty.Miao Wu's fingers were slender and strong, obviously a man's hand, but delicate and perfect like a work of art, really beautiful.Zhou Yan subconsciously kissed his crotch, and then watched with satisfaction that Cat Beauty's ears turned pink.
"What to do next?" Zhou Yan scratched Miao Wu's palm with his finger, the meaning was a bit self-evident.Miao Wu grabbed his paw with his backhand, and then put it near his mouth.Bai Sensen's teeth were exposed, leaving a tooth mark on his wrist.A burst of numbness came from the place where he was bitten, Zhou Yan jumped up and hugged Miao Wu's neck.
"Miao Miao, is your mouth so idle?"
"Your mouth is also very idle."
Zhou Yan grinned, and then blocked Miao Wu's mouth all of a sudden.The two rolled together immediately.
When Zhou Yan rode on Miao Wu and was viciously attacking his clothes, the door was suddenly opened.With an inappropriate furry face, Lao Jin walked into the room poking his head: "Gah, I'm busy. No wonder no one answered when I knocked on the door just now."
"You didn't knock on the door at all!" Zhou Yan gave Lao Jin an angry look: "Since you saw that we were busy, please pay attention to the atmosphere of the scene. Then leave gently and close the door smoothly. Thank you!"
Lao Jin's big eyes changed several times between Miao Wu and Zhou Yan, and he suddenly sighed: "I didn't expect that, I didn't expect that." Then he went out with his buttocks twisted.
"Do you want to continue?" Zhou Yan lowered his head and bit Miao Wu's lips, and was instantly overturned by the cat beauty.
"I like this position better."
"..." After communicating with each other, Zhou Yan suddenly realized that the upper and lower positions also need to communicate.But if he simply considered the force value, Zhou Yan felt that his side seemed to be a little weaker.Looking at Miao Wu's eyes, it seems that he has long defined himself as the one below.Suddenly, Zhou Yan felt that a man's chastity was more important.
"I think we need to discuss..."
In the end, the two did not agree.The reason is that other people came to disturb.This time it was not the troublesome old Jin who came here, but Wang Cai who had only met once before.
It was the first time Zhou Yan was so grateful for the dog demon's arrival, otherwise he would have been swallowed alive by the cat beauty.Although he covets beauty, he really doesn't want to be the one to be eaten.
Wang Cai didn't know that he was busy here, he just asked when Lao Jin came out, did he wake up.Lao Jin, a bad friend, just told the truth that he was awake and had eaten.Then he walked away with his chest out and his belly in.So, the dog demon came to look for Zhou Yan in such a crooked manner.
Being disturbed, Miao Wu's temper also came.He leaned directly on Zhou Yan's back as if he had no bones, and stared at Wang Cai with an expression of displeasure.That probably doesn't mean much different from "fuck off".
While stroking the cat beauty's paw as a comfort, Zhou Yan heard Wang Cai's intention clearly.Then, he felt that there are really a lot of incredible things in this world.
"Reading? Me?" Zhou Yan pointed his nose with his index finger: "Are you sure you're not joking?"
"No. As a member of the organization, the corresponding academic ability also needs to be cultivated. We have read your information. In terms of academic qualifications, it is really a bit difficult to show."
"I'm just a field worker, and I'm not doing research." Having to face the problem of his low education, Zhou Yan also felt a little lack of confidence.
"The salary is not good after the education is too low." Wang Cai threw out his trump card: "Salary also has a great influence. It is best not to let go of public education while taking advantage of the opportunity." He is obviously a monster, but he has the mentality of a petty citizen. It's really a bit of a violation.
Zhou Yan is actually not against reading.In his previous life, he studied at home due to physical reasons.Although I learned very well, I can only think about campus life and have no chance to experience it at all.Now that I heard Wang Cai's conditions, I was a little shaken in my heart.However, the ugly words still have to be said first, Zhou Yan still has an understanding of the education level of his body.He didn't want to be happy in the end.
"I only have a junior high school diploma, and I'm already 20 years old." Zhou Yan didn't think that his education could go to college, nor did he think that his age was suitable for high school.More importantly, he doesn't want to take the college entrance examination!According to the knowledge he got from the Internet, the college entrance examination in this world is also quite brutal.The subjects of the test are arranged in a row.Although junior high school graduates can also participate, Zhou Yan has no interest in working hard for university.He just wants the feelings of the campus, not the cruelty of the exam.
For example, he hopes that he is wearing casual clothes and carrying a schoolbag on the campus path, chatting with Miao Wu and talking about the interesting things he encountered today.I don't think about what courses to take and when to finish my homework. The purpose of going to the library is to watch handsome guys and sleep.
"Don't worry about enrolling. We will let you in in the name of special recruitment." As expected of a member of the national organization, the back door is arranged in a tall way: "Same school as Miao Wu, Xishang Comprehensive University."
West War Comprehensive University is one of the top 3 schools in the country.Zhou Yan didn't expect Wang Cai to be so generous: "So professional? Let me state first, my foundation is that I have no foundation."
Wang Cai glanced at Miao Wu, who rested his chin on Zhou Yan's shoulder: "Like the one behind you, he also majored in archaeology."
"..."
"Read it from the first grade. It won't be very troublesome. At most, it will supplement humanities knowledge."
Well, this one does seem to be only a little harder than the liberal arts side.Zhou Yan turned around and asked Miao Wu, "What grade are you in?"
"It's the second grade at the beginning of school." Miao Wu grinned: "Come on, call me senior brother!"
"..."
"By the way, I'm 19 years old." Miao Wu stabbed him maliciously again.
So, after returning from vacation in Phoenix Town, Zhou Yan had to face a malicious entrance exam.Not the Gaokao, just the basic entrance exam.Mainly to test the basic knowledge of Zhou Yan.Although the entrance qualifications were obtained through the back door, you still have to make some appearances.
The content of the exam is actually not difficult.Basically, it is only related to the archaeological background.Generally, children from ordinary families who have lived in this world since they were young are basically aware of it.After all, everyone grew up listening to fairy tales and folklore.These things can get a passing grade without looking at the data.
It's just that Zhou Yan is just an outsider who traveled through the past for a year and a half.The background is really not enough.After being oppressed by Miao Wu and gnawed at the materials for a week, he felt that he couldn't remember anything except getting more confused.Especially this immortal and that Taoist priest.What does it matter if they move mountains to fill seas and fight?They're almost dead anyway.
Just when Zhou Yan was about to despair, Xiao Ba finally appeared as the savior for the first time: "My dear, don't worry, I will remember everything you saw."
"!"
Zhou Yan was shocked, thankfully, for the first time he was completely happy that he had a system like Xiao Ba.It turns out that this guy actually has an input storage function in addition to redeeming with points.What's even more wonderful is that Xiaoba can talk to his own brain, and cheating is almost undetectable.
So, Zhou Yan carefully told Xiao Ba to escape from his pocket, and then solemnly told the fat hamster to put it on the table, grabbed its front paws, and shook it very seriously: "My dear, please take care of everything." !"
Xiao Ba also returned Zhou Yan with a very non-standard military salute.In order to let his claws reach near his head, Xiao Ba tried his best, then staggered and fell on the table...
Everything was ready, a week later, Zhou Yan finally entered the classroom specially prepared for him by Miao Wu under the leadership of Miao Wu.Along the way, Zhou Yan saw many students greet Miao Wu.Among them, many young girls were a little shy when they saw Miao Wu.By the way, it's not just girls, Zhou Yan found that there are some little boys who look at Miao Wu with discordant expressions.It seems that the market for their own cat beauty is a bit too good.
Zhou Yan secretly decided in his heart that he must pass the exam, study hard, guard himself against theft, and tie his beauties tightly to his belt.
The School of Archeology specially vacated a classroom for Zhou Yan as an examination room.Three teachers proctored back and forth.With this posture, it is completely impossible to cheat.But Zhou Yan didn't care, with Xiaoba as a super cheater, how could he be afraid of these ordinary people?
The teaching director was checking Zhou Yan's exam situation on the monitor, and Wang Cai was sitting beside him.
"This kid really looks good." The director could clearly see how Zhou Yan answered the questions.Although the writing is very general, but the answering speed is very fast.The things written are clear, and it seems that he has learned well: "I was really worried when you recommended it to me before. After all, this kid hasn't even read high school."
"I didn't expect him to be so good. But with a father like that, being good is a matter of course."
"That's why you insisted on sending this kid to school?"
"The children of the Li family always need a more decent identity."
According to Xiao Ba's explanation, this world also conforms to the conservation of energy.That is to say, if you use the ability, your calorie consumption will be much higher than that of ordinary people, so you will eat much more.This week's statement is understandable, the appetite of those super athletes is not comparable to that of ordinary people.In the same way, it is normal for cats and beauties to chew on the table.
After eating for about an hour, the Wu Zang Temple was finally settled.Zhou Yan fell on Miao Wu's lap, contented.
"Miao Miao, you're finally alive." Zhou Yan pinched Xiao Ba's belly, "To be honest, I almost thought that the two of us were going to die for love somewhere."
Fat Pang deftly dodges, snatches Xiao Ba from Zhou Yan's hand, and then disappears with a naked back.Miao Wu's hand touched Zhou Yan's stomach, it was bulging, and it seemed that he had eaten well: "Don't worry, if I'm here, nothing will happen." Even in the worst of times, Miao Wu was confident I can send Zhou Yan out.Of course, Miao Wu didn't want to think about what kind of psychology this was based on.
His stomach was a little itchy, Zhou Yan turned over and grabbed the hand of the cat beauty.Miao Wu's fingers were slender and strong, obviously a man's hand, but delicate and perfect like a work of art, really beautiful.Zhou Yan subconsciously kissed his crotch, and then watched with satisfaction that Cat Beauty's ears turned pink.
"What to do next?" Zhou Yan scratched Miao Wu's palm with his finger, the meaning was a bit self-evident.Miao Wu grabbed his paw with his backhand, and then put it near his mouth.Bai Sensen's teeth were exposed, leaving a tooth mark on his wrist.A burst of numbness came from the place where he was bitten, Zhou Yan jumped up and hugged Miao Wu's neck.
"Miao Miao, is your mouth so idle?"
"Your mouth is also very idle."
Zhou Yan grinned, and then blocked Miao Wu's mouth all of a sudden.The two rolled together immediately.
When Zhou Yan rode on Miao Wu and was viciously attacking his clothes, the door was suddenly opened.With an inappropriate furry face, Lao Jin walked into the room poking his head: "Gah, I'm busy. No wonder no one answered when I knocked on the door just now."
"You didn't knock on the door at all!" Zhou Yan gave Lao Jin an angry look: "Since you saw that we were busy, please pay attention to the atmosphere of the scene. Then leave gently and close the door smoothly. Thank you!"
Lao Jin's big eyes changed several times between Miao Wu and Zhou Yan, and he suddenly sighed: "I didn't expect that, I didn't expect that." Then he went out with his buttocks twisted.
"Do you want to continue?" Zhou Yan lowered his head and bit Miao Wu's lips, and was instantly overturned by the cat beauty.
"I like this position better."
"..." After communicating with each other, Zhou Yan suddenly realized that the upper and lower positions also need to communicate.But if he simply considered the force value, Zhou Yan felt that his side seemed to be a little weaker.Looking at Miao Wu's eyes, it seems that he has long defined himself as the one below.Suddenly, Zhou Yan felt that a man's chastity was more important.
"I think we need to discuss..."
In the end, the two did not agree.The reason is that other people came to disturb.This time it was not the troublesome old Jin who came here, but Wang Cai who had only met once before.
It was the first time Zhou Yan was so grateful for the dog demon's arrival, otherwise he would have been swallowed alive by the cat beauty.Although he covets beauty, he really doesn't want to be the one to be eaten.
Wang Cai didn't know that he was busy here, he just asked when Lao Jin came out, did he wake up.Lao Jin, a bad friend, just told the truth that he was awake and had eaten.Then he walked away with his chest out and his belly in.So, the dog demon came to look for Zhou Yan in such a crooked manner.
Being disturbed, Miao Wu's temper also came.He leaned directly on Zhou Yan's back as if he had no bones, and stared at Wang Cai with an expression of displeasure.That probably doesn't mean much different from "fuck off".
While stroking the cat beauty's paw as a comfort, Zhou Yan heard Wang Cai's intention clearly.Then, he felt that there are really a lot of incredible things in this world.
"Reading? Me?" Zhou Yan pointed his nose with his index finger: "Are you sure you're not joking?"
"No. As a member of the organization, the corresponding academic ability also needs to be cultivated. We have read your information. In terms of academic qualifications, it is really a bit difficult to show."
"I'm just a field worker, and I'm not doing research." Having to face the problem of his low education, Zhou Yan also felt a little lack of confidence.
"The salary is not good after the education is too low." Wang Cai threw out his trump card: "Salary also has a great influence. It is best not to let go of public education while taking advantage of the opportunity." He is obviously a monster, but he has the mentality of a petty citizen. It's really a bit of a violation.
Zhou Yan is actually not against reading.In his previous life, he studied at home due to physical reasons.Although I learned very well, I can only think about campus life and have no chance to experience it at all.Now that I heard Wang Cai's conditions, I was a little shaken in my heart.However, the ugly words still have to be said first, Zhou Yan still has an understanding of the education level of his body.He didn't want to be happy in the end.
"I only have a junior high school diploma, and I'm already 20 years old." Zhou Yan didn't think that his education could go to college, nor did he think that his age was suitable for high school.More importantly, he doesn't want to take the college entrance examination!According to the knowledge he got from the Internet, the college entrance examination in this world is also quite brutal.The subjects of the test are arranged in a row.Although junior high school graduates can also participate, Zhou Yan has no interest in working hard for university.He just wants the feelings of the campus, not the cruelty of the exam.
For example, he hopes that he is wearing casual clothes and carrying a schoolbag on the campus path, chatting with Miao Wu and talking about the interesting things he encountered today.I don't think about what courses to take and when to finish my homework. The purpose of going to the library is to watch handsome guys and sleep.
"Don't worry about enrolling. We will let you in in the name of special recruitment." As expected of a member of the national organization, the back door is arranged in a tall way: "Same school as Miao Wu, Xishang Comprehensive University."
West War Comprehensive University is one of the top 3 schools in the country.Zhou Yan didn't expect Wang Cai to be so generous: "So professional? Let me state first, my foundation is that I have no foundation."
Wang Cai glanced at Miao Wu, who rested his chin on Zhou Yan's shoulder: "Like the one behind you, he also majored in archaeology."
"..."
"Read it from the first grade. It won't be very troublesome. At most, it will supplement humanities knowledge."
Well, this one does seem to be only a little harder than the liberal arts side.Zhou Yan turned around and asked Miao Wu, "What grade are you in?"
"It's the second grade at the beginning of school." Miao Wu grinned: "Come on, call me senior brother!"
"..."
"By the way, I'm 19 years old." Miao Wu stabbed him maliciously again.
So, after returning from vacation in Phoenix Town, Zhou Yan had to face a malicious entrance exam.Not the Gaokao, just the basic entrance exam.Mainly to test the basic knowledge of Zhou Yan.Although the entrance qualifications were obtained through the back door, you still have to make some appearances.
The content of the exam is actually not difficult.Basically, it is only related to the archaeological background.Generally, children from ordinary families who have lived in this world since they were young are basically aware of it.After all, everyone grew up listening to fairy tales and folklore.These things can get a passing grade without looking at the data.
It's just that Zhou Yan is just an outsider who traveled through the past for a year and a half.The background is really not enough.After being oppressed by Miao Wu and gnawed at the materials for a week, he felt that he couldn't remember anything except getting more confused.Especially this immortal and that Taoist priest.What does it matter if they move mountains to fill seas and fight?They're almost dead anyway.
Just when Zhou Yan was about to despair, Xiao Ba finally appeared as the savior for the first time: "My dear, don't worry, I will remember everything you saw."
"!"
Zhou Yan was shocked, thankfully, for the first time he was completely happy that he had a system like Xiao Ba.It turns out that this guy actually has an input storage function in addition to redeeming with points.What's even more wonderful is that Xiaoba can talk to his own brain, and cheating is almost undetectable.
So, Zhou Yan carefully told Xiao Ba to escape from his pocket, and then solemnly told the fat hamster to put it on the table, grabbed its front paws, and shook it very seriously: "My dear, please take care of everything." !"
Xiao Ba also returned Zhou Yan with a very non-standard military salute.In order to let his claws reach near his head, Xiao Ba tried his best, then staggered and fell on the table...
Everything was ready, a week later, Zhou Yan finally entered the classroom specially prepared for him by Miao Wu under the leadership of Miao Wu.Along the way, Zhou Yan saw many students greet Miao Wu.Among them, many young girls were a little shy when they saw Miao Wu.By the way, it's not just girls, Zhou Yan found that there are some little boys who look at Miao Wu with discordant expressions.It seems that the market for their own cat beauty is a bit too good.
Zhou Yan secretly decided in his heart that he must pass the exam, study hard, guard himself against theft, and tie his beauties tightly to his belt.
The School of Archeology specially vacated a classroom for Zhou Yan as an examination room.Three teachers proctored back and forth.With this posture, it is completely impossible to cheat.But Zhou Yan didn't care, with Xiaoba as a super cheater, how could he be afraid of these ordinary people?
The teaching director was checking Zhou Yan's exam situation on the monitor, and Wang Cai was sitting beside him.
"This kid really looks good." The director could clearly see how Zhou Yan answered the questions.Although the writing is very general, but the answering speed is very fast.The things written are clear, and it seems that he has learned well: "I was really worried when you recommended it to me before. After all, this kid hasn't even read high school."
"I didn't expect him to be so good. But with a father like that, being good is a matter of course."
"That's why you insisted on sending this kid to school?"
"The children of the Li family always need a more decent identity."
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