God of Two Worlds

In order to reward himself for a day of hard work, Yu Yihan rummaged through the box and took out scattered coins from every corner and found that there were still 15 yuan. He was so happy that he dug up the huge treasure left by the predecessors, and kicked the 15 yuan. Going downstairs, wondering whether to eat beef noodles or big row noodles.

However, standing in front of the menu, Yu Yihan hesitated. The 15 yuan in his pocket seemed to be all his current possessions. Maybe he would be hungry after this meal.If you order a bowl of the cheapest scallion oil noodles for five yuan, you may be able to buy a few steamed buns to last a few days longer.

Thus, Yu Yihan was torn between whether to have a gorgeous meal before he died, or to linger on for a few more days.

At this time, the mobile phone, which had already forgotten its existence value, rang unexpectedly, and Yu Yihan hung up the phone without even looking at it.

Since Yu Yihan fell into such a state, no one will call him except the customer service of 10086 and those tireless telecom fraudsters. However, today this customer service or this scammer really has extraordinary perseverance, so Yu Yihan hung up on him once The phone actually rang again.

"I don't want a new discount package, and I don't have any brother Li and Wang. I have no money to lend you. Whether you can go to prison or not has nothing to do with me. Whether the court summons love comes or not. I am alone. I have no parents, no mother, no money. Son, they got into a car accident and were hospitalized. Don’t bother me!” Yu Yihan took a breath, hung up the phone again, and yelled at the proprietress, “Aunt Wang, come and play with scallion noodles. Put more onions."

Just when the whole world was quiet and they could happily enjoy a luxurious dinner, the mobile phone on the side rang again without any effort.Now Yu Yihan was completely confused, and had to admire the perseverance of these guys.

Swallowing down the free and low-quality tea in the restaurant, he picked up the phone, and the caller displayed on the screen was Ivy. In an instant, the alarm sounded in his mind. Could it be that the call just now was misunderstood by him as a liar or the call from the mobile customer service was actually Ivy called?If this is the case, wouldn't this witch hear what Balabala said just now? Wouldn't he die a miserable death?

In order not to offend the witch, Yu Yihan immediately connected the phone.

"Hey hey, it's Ivy. I haven't seen you for a long time. I didn't expect you to call me. How are you doing?"

"Don't bother me, I live a better life than you. It's been so many years, don't say that you are still living in your pigsty, and you only know what kind of shit game?" The long-lost woman's voice came through the phone, Yu Yihan's tone is the same as before, but Yu Yihan sounds so kind. After all, except for his mother who will come to ask him about his life during the New Year, no one will care whether he is alive or dead.

"Please, I haven't contacted you for so long. As soon as you call, you will tell me. I can't just marry Bai Fumei, become the CEO, and reach the pinnacle of life from then on? Now I'm hugging a beauty in the revolving restaurant on the top floor of a five-star hotel, eating Seafood brought in by air from Hokkaido, do you want to come over?"

"I think it's better to forget it. A five-star hotel that also sells rat poison and cockroach medicine. I can't eat this meal." Ivy smiled mockingly as he spoke.

Yu Yihan turned his head and saw Old Man Li walking back and forth on the street behind, shouting to sell fake rat poison and cockroach medicine, and at this moment he really wanted to rush out and gag him.Recalling the last time I asked him to buy two packs of medicine, his family's Xiaoqiangs were still in high spirits messing around in the house after eating, and even snatched his last steamed bun.

"No, you heard it wrong..." Yu Yihan defended.

However, before he finished speaking, Aunt Wang, the proprietress, brought the noodles in front of Yu Yihan, and said cheerfully: "I'm so thin, I feel distressed when I see it. Green onions are not nutritious. Come on, Aunt Wang will give you the noodles." You added some more minced meat, eat it quickly." Sighing distressedly, he turned and walked to the kitchen, "What a wonderful child, he doesn't go out to find a job, and stays at home every day. No matter how you save, there is still time to spend it.”

Well, Aunt Wang completely shattered Yu Yihan's previous lies.I thought there would be Ivy's signature ridicule, but there was silence on the other end of the phone. Instead, Yu Yihan waited anxiously for his parents' reprimand like a child whose lies have been exposed.

"Yihan," Ivy said earnestly, "I know you feel aggrieved by that incident, there's nothing you can do about it, this circle is like this, but you can't let yourself be degraded. You're living like this now, and that guy is still in this circle Li is as glamorous as ever. Anyway, your contract will expire at the end of this year, I think you should wake up and plan your future properly."

The real words made Yu Yihan's heart warm and tears welled up. "Well, thank you Ivy, but why don't I want to, but now I can't do anything except sing, who would want me." Five years, five full years, now probably can't even sing .

"I just ask you, do you want to try another job, if so, I just have a job on hand to introduce to you."

"Yes, of course I want to." The last 15 coins lying in the pocket of his left leg suddenly became hot, and he couldn't imagine that he was really going to starve to death, so Yu Yihan agreed without hesitation.

"OK, it's enough with your words."

"Wait, what kind of job is it?" For some reason, Yu Yihan heard ominous premeditation from Ivy's tone.

"To tell you the truth, I am going to work as an assistant for an artist. Now that there are not enough people, I will not be able to recruit reliable people for a while. After all, you have been in this industry before, which is better than those newcomers, so the company also agrees to let you take over temporarily. , anyway, the salary will not be less than that of a regular employee, and it is somewhat better than what you have no income now."

"Okay, who is it for as an assistant? If it's that guy, I'll immediately reject it." Although it's been so long, the only thing Yu Yihan can't forgive is the one who caused him to be "expelled from the entertainment circle" and pretended to be an innocent victim. Gu Fan, the ex-ECHO group leader who looks like a jerk, is now a successful soloist and ranks among the first-line singers in mainland China.

Yu Yihan thinks that he is not a person who cares about everything, but in the case of Gu Fan, he has become the target of public criticism for no reason, which makes him unable to swallow this breath until now.

In fact, on the day Gu Fan won the "Most Popular Record Award of the Year", instead of sending his blessings to Gu Fan on Weibo like other stars, I foolishly posted a photo of my dog.It's nothing at all, but the deadly thing is that this dog is standing among the many trophies he has won, especially the "Golden Melody of the Year Award" trophy in front of the photo is particularly eye-catching.

The poster had no intention of doing so, but the viewers had intentions. Gu Fan's fans saw it, and immediately sparked a scolding war on Weibo.It is said that Yu Yihan made his debut with the halo of a genius, and now Jiang Lang is jealous of the efforts of other singers. It is said that Yu Yihan directly insinuated that Gu Fan is not as good as a dog, and of course he is fanning the flames for fear of chaos.

After all, he is a newcomer, Gu Fan has far more fans than Yu Yihan, even though Yu Yihan's fans tried their best to defend him online, in the end the agency had to force Yu Yihan to come forward to apologize in order to suppress this matter.However, Gu Fan's fans are still unreasonable, clamoring that this will make Yu Yihan "get out of the entertainment circle".

As an artist under the same banner, as one of the company's cash cows, Gu Fan's popularity is far higher than Yihan's. After weighing, the agency finally decided to hide Yu Yihan from now on.

Even though Yu Yihan was a bit at fault in this matter, the agency's decision was really too much. Ivy, who was Yu Yihan's assistant at that time, naturally argued with reason, even if it ended up with the president, it was of no avail.

"Don't worry, if it's Gu Fan, I'll be the first to disagree, maybe I'll give you a knife to stab him to death." Ivy gritted her teeth and said, "Don't ask too much, you'll know when you come to the company tomorrow morning. And if you don’t eat it, the noodles that the proprietress gave you will be mushy, so don’t waste it.” After speaking casually, it didn’t mean that Yihan answered or not, Ivy hung up the phone directly.

Assistant?Although it feels extremely ironic, but at any rate, there is money to be made. Anyway, no one now remembers the once smashing music genius Yu Yihan, and the rebelliousness and unruliness of the early years have been wiped out in the face of reality.The ancients did not bow down for five buckets of rice, but Yu Yihan is not a sage, let alone a gentleman, a coward who will only go to Xinshou Village to bully trumpets when he is angry. In order not to starve to death, he should be an assistant to an artist. Yu Yihan comforted himself silently in his heart.

Anyway, now that he has a job, Yu Yihan's mood is a little different. When he returned home after dinner, he was bombarded by 999 messages in the group as soon as he got on the social media.

Master-Xiao Hei: I'll just go out for a meal and come back to read the 999 news. You grandchildren can really chat.

Mad God of War-Pants Reaper: Damn, Ashes, you finally appeared.Tell me, what earth-shattering thing did you do behind your brother's back this afternoon, now you are completely famous.

Pastor-Yuyou: Ember is so handsome>_

Paladin-Old Cat: Wait for you, I'm going to slaughter all the novice villages of other races in the dark camp, so that you can see Brother Cat's demeanor.

Arrow God-Qian Mo: Don't meddle with the old cat, Hui Hui's approach in this matter is a bit too much, even if you are angry, you can't do it.

Curse - Yi Rui from Linlin's family: Qianmo, don't be so serious, don't just massacre the village, it's no big deal, it's just Ashes being included in the vendetta list by all dark camp players, anyway, the top ten mage players in the national server, in He can't suffer in the wild.

Mage-Xiao Hei: It's the top three! !

Arrow God-Qianmo: Don't interrupt, let me finish my sentence, I mean you can't do it even if you are angry.But Ashes, what you did today is too f*cking to relieve your anger, let those dark pigs clamor, anyway, I posted a declaration of war on the forum, at [-] o'clock in the Snowy Rift Valley, all members of our Silvermoon union will go, let them Understand, the fate of the dark pigs who betrayed the Lord God!

Mage-Xiao Hei: ...

Curse - Yi Rui of Linlin's family: ...

Pastor-Yuyou: The captain is so handsome!

Paladin-Old Cat: Damn, it’s all right, I can also say such big things, Brother Mao, I can speak more powerfully than Qianmo.

Mage-Three Seasons: Well, Qianmo, even if all the members of the guild can go online, all the high players in the guild can fight ten against one, but there are so many people in the opposing camp, it feels like we are going to die tonight.

Arrow God-Qianmo: Don't worry, the president, how can I be as passionate as you and forget to evaluate my own strength? Don't worry, I also recruited players from other light camps in the post. Compared with the dark camp, we have a lot more people .

After being told by Qianmo, everyone was eager to play the game, and ran to the agreed snowy rift valley, waiting for the dark pigs to give their heads.

I don't know if it's because I was so angry that I went to the trumpet in the afternoon or Ivy taught me to think rationally. At this moment, Yu Yihan didn't play the game like everyone else, but just chatted with his partner Death Harvest.

Mage-Xiao Hei: Hey, Harvest, what's wrong with the captain, this is not his usual style, has his account been hacked?

Mad God of War-Pants Reaper: Oh, you didn't join the meeting at that time, so you might not know it.The captain once had a girl, but she was cheated by a dark pig. The girl dumped the captain directly, and took all the treasures and gold coins sent by the captain to the darkness.

Mage-Xiao Hei: Hey, women are really scary.

Crazy God of War-Underwear Reaper: That's right, but I still want to say, come on a girl, I'm happy even if you give me a cuckold.

Mage-Xiao Hei: ...

In this way, the online game "Guardian" broke out with the largest number of participants since the opening of the server, the highest number of deaths and resurrections per unit time, and the most spectacular camp confrontation. For other players in this team battle, they have to bear the extremely high delay caused by the overload of the server.

But at this moment, the instigator, the black ashes, was far away in the main city of St. Moli, in a daze, recalling Ivy's phone call in the evening, and feeling anxious about the new job he will face tomorrow.

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