Great Qin State Teacher

1.

After many years, Xu Fu returned to the familiar Tianqiao.

It's just that the flyover at this time is no longer the flyover at that time.There are no beggars under the bridge, let alone stalls.Even the surface of the river that drowned him became much calmer and clearer.

"There are two men in Hanfu over there!"

"You look so good, my mother, she looks like a star..."

Xu Fu glanced back and said, "Go under the bridge."

Ying Zheng nodded and glanced back at the same time.It's just that his glance is extremely intimidating.Those who were quietly looking at this side just now immediately put away their gazes.When they pretended to be as if nothing had happened and continued to move forward, there were still unspeakable palpitations in their hearts.The man's glance just now was really scary.

Xu Fu thought for a while, and then reminded: "Don't look too fiercely, it will be bad if you scare people to call the police."

Ying Zheng looked calm, twitching the corners of his mouth, with an expression of indifference on his face: "What can those people do to me? Ordinary people." Having said that, Ying Zheng's gaze has become much gentler after all, It was like hard steel turning into soft water in an instant.

But this time his eyes only fell on Xu Fu.

The two went under the bridge together.

Xu Fu randomly took a piece of cloth from his sleeve, spread it on the ground, and then sat down.

Ying Zheng frowned and glanced at the ground, then sat down with Xu Fu: "Ah Fu, what are you doing here?"

"Setting up a stall, telling fortunes."

The mark between Ying Zheng's eyebrows was even deeper: "Why do you want to set up a fortune-telling stall?" He was willing to let it go.

"...We have no money." Xu Fu said seriously.

Ying Zheng's brows could almost pinch a fly to death.

no money...

no money...

He is the first emperor in the history of China, but he has to face the dilemma of having no money?That's all, how can Ah Fu give up his body for him and set up a stall here to make money?

Ying Zheng felt that his dignity was being challenged.

But he didn't know that there were even bigger challenges ahead.

Although they looked like two living signs, they attracted the attention of many passers-by on the bridge for a while, but no one dared to come forward.

Sure enough, Ying Zheng's eyes were too fierce just now, right?Xu Fu thought.

So Xu Fu stretched out his hand and pushed Ying Zheng: "Shout."

"Yelling?" Ying Zheng was puzzled: "What is this?"

"It's just shouting 'fortune-telling'."

Ying Zheng: "...Zhen, I won't." After saying this, Ying Zheng himself was quite ashamed.

He is capable of writing and martial arts, and can conquer the six kingdoms.

But "yelling" he really can't.

Not to mention asking him to act like the first emperor, acting like a market... Ying Zheng's face tightened, and he moved every now and then.Xu Fu was also expressionless, moving every now and then.How do the two of them look like fortune tellers?It's more like committing suicide.

After a while, Xu Fu heard a voice.

"Like a 110 police car honking..."

"What is that?"

"Didn't I tell you last time? It's the policemen here, the ancient servants."

"It's them, it's them! Police, those two seem to be jumping!"

"Don't move! People under the overpass don't move, let's talk about what we have to say! Life is so beautiful, what hurdles are there to go through? Don't jump! Don't jump!"

Xu Fu couldn't help raising his head: "They are talking about... who?"

Ying Zheng also raised his head.

When the policemen suddenly saw these two handsome faces, they froze.

People like this are going to jump into the river, and let others live? !

The policemen rushed forward and shouted: "Life is so wonderful! Don't jump into the river..."

Xu Fu: ? ? ?

Lei Zheng: ...

Next time, I really should put up a signboard.

2.

Xu Fu came to Tianqiao for the second time, and this time he put up a sign.

The book "fortune-telling" is written on the banner.

Ying Zheng changed into a suit, and when he sat next to Xu Fu, he looked like a bodyguard.Although he is a bodyguard who is too good-looking.

However, Xu Fu waited and waited, but there were still many people watching, but no one came forward.

In the end... what went wrong?

Xu Fu slightly lowered his head in deep thought.

The man with the loudspeaker in his hand suddenly rushed in their direction, shouting and running: "Hey, hey! No stalls here!"

"The city management is here!"

"Run, run, run!"

"..."

the second time.

Of course, it still failed.

Xu Fu looked up at the sky: "Why don't we go back to Xianshan?"

It's so hard to make money.