Today I am drooling again [End Times]

"Yirang, you were able to reach City A safely, Auntie is really proud of you." Weiman didn't notice Liu Hua's words, but after seeing Zhang Yirang, half of his heart fell, and the other half naturally wanted to see Zhang Yirang It was not until her biological son Zhang Yile could officially let go.

Zhang Yirang just responded politely, "Well, auntie, Zhang Yile came back with us." Immediately, his eyes seemed to be glued, staring at Su Youhe closely, watching Su Youhe And the whole person is uncomfortable again.

Su Youhe: 0.0 Why is the handsome guy always looking at him?Obviously he has secretly touched up his makeup, so he shouldn't be able to tell that he is a zombie, right?However, why does he always think this person smells good?It tastes like frozen lamb (ˉ﹃ˉ)

Mother Su's attention was always on Su Youhe. At this time, she also noticed Zhang Yirang's gaze and Su Youhe's inexplicable confusion, but she still couldn't help the awkward atmosphere, and couldn't help but say: "Is this the past? She really looks like a talented person!"

Her words broke up the weird atmosphere. Since the two of them were used to teasing Su Youhe along the way, upon hearing Su’s mother’s words, Weiman unconsciously followed up, “Who said it’s not? How come it was decided so early to let this child bride-in-law!"

As soon as the voice fell, the atmosphere that had just been eased froze again.

The corners of Su Hehe's mouth twitched, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and get in. Being teased by two people in the car was different from being teased in front of another party in public. His eyes were pierced like a sieve.

Captain Luo was silent for a long time, before smoothing things out with a dry voice, "Haha, Mr. Zhang is a man, how could he be a child bride, Mr. Zhang, don't you think so?"

Everyone's eyes were focused on Zhang Yirang "swish", waiting for Zhang Yirang to refute or even fight.

Unknowingly, Zhang Yirang, who became the focus, seemed unaware of everyone's reaction, looked at Weiman and the others without changing his expression, and suddenly raised one corner of his mouth.

"Auntie, you should settle down first. If Aunt Su and You get along, if you have no place to go for the time being, you can live with me."

***

Fan Min: "Boss, are you nervous?"

Wei Yizhe: "Boss, are you nervous?"

Liu Hua: "Mr. Zhang, are you nervous?"

Liang Kai hesitated under the gazes of the other three: "Boss...are you nervous?"

Naturally, this mission was canceled temporarily, so Zhang Yirang unarmed himself to make himself more comfortable, "Why are you nervous?"

"Meet the parents!" shouted X3

Liang Kai sensed the atmosphere around him, "Meet the parents."

Zhang Yirang's movements froze slightly, and then he continued to do what he was supposed to do. While putting down the things on his body, he squinted his eyes and gave a "bulingbuling" look asking for answers, feeling funny in his heart.

"Free?" he asked back.

Fan Min and Wei Yizhe froze, restrained their expressions, and prepared to leave helplessly. Liang Kai breathed a sigh of relief, but a trace of disappointment flashed in his eyes very quickly.

At this time, Liu Hua, who does not belong to this team and is not afraid of Zhang Yirang at all, looks extremely brave, "Actually, you are still very nervous, right? Mr. Zhang, ah no, 'Mrs. Su', you don't want to please your mother-in-law if you are so stubborn." I like it."

When the three of Fan Min heard this, they turned around and left very slowly. They all peeked at Zhang Yirang and waited with their ears pricked up for Zhang Yirang to speak.

However, Zhang Yirang's reaction was destined to disappoint them. The imaginary shyness and anxiety did not leak from his face, but his face was as usual, and even the temperature of his voice dropped several degrees.

"Oh, Mrs. Su?" She raised her eyebrows.

Facing Zhang Yirang directly, Liu Hua, who had fully endured his ruthless sneer, couldn't help but shuddered. Obviously, Zhang Yirang's sneer skills, which had always been unsmiling, were extremely lethal, even she, who did not belong to Zhang Yirang's team at all, I couldn't bear to shrink back.

The three of Fan Min also shrank their necks, and opened the door in a panic, ready to leave this frosty place immediately, but just after they opened it, they were staggered by a gust of wind in front of them. Dull chest pain.

"Mr. Zhang, are you nervous to meet your parents for the first time?"

Now, Fan Min knew it was Lin Jia without looking down, and guessed Zhang Yirang's expression from Lin Jia's froze body for a moment.

"Ah, boss, we have something to do, so let's go first!"

Fan Min hugged a small animal, Lin Jia, whose body stiffened as soon as he felt danger and began to pretend to be dead unconsciously, opened the door and ran away.

As soon as she ran, Wei Yizhe, Liang Kai, and Liu Hua stumbled after her, as if chasing a beast, and Liu Hua, who ran at the end, even slammed the door hard, as if I was so scared that Zhang Yirang would come out with me.

Suddenly, the door that was closed just now was opened again, Liu Hua stretched her head in, closed her eyes and shouted, "Ahhh, I'll leave after I finish speaking! Mr. Zhang should dress simply and generously when we meet formally for the first time. The best color is bright but not bright, it looks softer!"

"Smile!" Wei Yizhe said.

"A virtuous wife who can cook and do housework is the best!" Lin Jia said.

"The old man likes a well-behaved daughter-in-law the most!" Fan Min said.

"...Boss, come on." Liang Kai.

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Zhang Yirang to respond, the door closed again with a "bang", leaving only Zhang Yirang for one person to stand there dumbfounded.

However, the hands that had just been rummaging for a change of clothes still involuntarily found the only white shirt among a large pile of black clothes.

Bright colors but not bright?Does white count?

***

Su Youhe, Su's mother and others were supposed to enter the base after isolation. However, why did Weiman let them stay in the isolation room? Who knows if there will be any accidents in the isolation room?Be aware that there are usually 10 people in an isolation room due to lack of space.Therefore, Su Youhe and Su Youhe actually walked through the back door for the first time after the apocalypse after being diligent citizens for so many years, and their housing was also settled by Weiman.

It feels so good to be next to the thigh_(:зゝ∠)_

"Tuk Tuk"

Just as they were tidying up the room, there was a knock on the door, and Su Youhe ran over to open the door curiously. As soon as he opened it, he saw Zhang Yirang, who was always serious and seemed to be attending some important meeting, dressed in black for thousands of years. Wearing a white dress, it looks much more refreshing.

"It's you." Su Youhe said in surprise.

Mother Su heard the voice, straightened her cuffs, came out of the small kitchen, looked up, and saw Zhang Yirang standing at the door, and said with a smile: "Yirang, come in."

Zhang Yirang looked at Mama Su and Su Youhe, and couldn't help replaying what those people said earlier in his mind——

to smile...

Then Su Youhe was horrified to find that Zhang Yirang actually laughed!

He actually laughed!

Even if it's just a small arc, but he's just smiling, right?

Did you laugh? !

Mama help!I seem to be hallucinating!

Could it be that the male god actually has an Oedipus and has taken a fancy to Su's mother?

...I heard that people whose mothers did not grow up early are more likely to have Oedipus, and the mother of the male god seems to have disappeared when he was very young_(:з」∠)_

But that can't covet his mother! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ God, wake up!

Su's mother was obviously stunned for a long time. In her impression, Zhang Yirang had always been linked to long-term facial paralysis. She even suspected that Zhang Yirang had facial nerve necrosis at first.

However, after all, I am a little older, and I have seen a lot【==】, and Bisu came to his senses earlier, "Let's come in and have a meeting, I just wronged you, Auntie hasn't cleaned up yet What about the house?"

For some reason, after being stared at by Su Youhe for a long time, Zhang Yirang felt a little hot on his face, avoided his sight, and restrained his intentional smile. After thinking about it, he stepped forward to take it. Something in Mother Su's hand, "Auntie, let me do it."

A virtuous wife who can cook and do housework is the best...

Mother Su was taken aback. How could she let Zhang Yirang, whom she hadn't seen for several years, do the housework, not to mention Zhang Yirang's demeanor, she couldn't imagine him bending over to do the housework, and quickly grabbed the rag.

"Jing nonsense, how can I ask you to do it? Youhe, please entertain Yirang." She greeted Su Youhe, who was still in a daze, and then turned to smile at Zhang Yirang, "Yirang, these aunts I will do it, you can sit there for a while, let's have dinner together later, your Aunt Wei just sent a lot of food."

Zhang Yirang's hand was empty, and just about to hold on, he remembered Fan Min's sentence, the old man likes a well-behaved daughter-in-law the most...

Finally, he obediently sat on the cleaned stool.

He didn't know how he acted as if he was bewitched by those people, and put himself in the position of the daughter-in-law of the Su family. It was simply...

shame.

Yet there was some honest pleasure in his heart.

"Oh?" Erha, who had been ignored for a long time, came up to sniff him.

Zhang Yirang had just discovered this husky that had been circling his tail in place, but all his thoughts were on Su Mama and Su Youhe, and he had no time to pay attention to this dog at all.

Su Youhe managed to suppress the sense of horror just now, sat opposite Zhang Yirang, and was worried that he couldn't find a topic. Seeing that Zhang Yirang seemed to be interested in Erha, he introduced, "This is Erha, It saved me."

"I remember it," Zhang Yirang stroked Erha's fur, watching him squint his eyes comfortably, his deep cello-like voice made Su Youhe a little nympho, the male god's voice really sounds good~(@^ _^@)~, Zhang Yirang did not know what Su Youhe was thinking, and continued, "He is the dog that jumped up to save you when you were almost shot."

Zhang Yirang didn't mention it, Su Youhe almost forgot about that episode, speaking of it, it was that time, the second time in his life he drool at someone.

The first time was bearded, and the second time was him.

So far, Su Youhe still remembers the taste of Zhang Yirang when he used his power, it was braised lamb _(:з」∠)_

The author has something to say: Shortbread: The braised mutton is a god, I don’t care if Ma Ma finds a second spring, but isn’t it good for you to seduce Ma Ma in front of me like this? ==

A certain stewed mutton gentleman [black face purses his lips]: This is all the fault of an unreliable daughter-in-law guide.