Today I am drooling again [End Times]

On the other side, the zombie that was supposed to be killed was standing in the kitchen of the coffee shop, dumbfounded in front of the moldy cake, tilting its head, making a zombie-specific roar, and mechanically cutting the cake with a knife. with cake.

"Ho Ho Ho Ho!" Fuck Fuck Fuck!I will cut you to death!

Su Youhe felt that he must be the most unlucky person in the world, no, yes, one, one!

Although he has never made any contribution to the country, neither has a high IQ to win glory for the country, nor does he have the consciousness to sacrifice himself to help others... But, yes!

He hadn't been involved in any terrorist attacks either!

Could it be a mistake to be too ordinary? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ The speed of cutting the cake in the hands of the zombie is slightly faster, the eyes of the godless are not fluctuating at all, and the roar from the mouth is hoarse and unpleasant.

However, this did not affect his urgent need to vent at all.

Who is Su Youhe?

He is an ordinary person.

The economic situation of the Su family is not very good, that is to say, the upper middle class in Z city is considered a well-to-do family. Su's father opened a small construction company and managed dozens of people, so it can't be said that he is very rich, while Su's mother It is a housewife, and the things that are chanting in her heart all day are nothing more than oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.

Su Youhe lived peacefully and mediocrely for 25 years with mediocre grades, went to a secondary school in the city, found a middle-wage job after graduation, and sat and waited to die every day.

Then Mama Su's heart, which was only thinking about oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, gradually thought about another thing, her daughter-in-law.

As far as Su Youhe's qualifications are concerned, they are not too bad, and his appearance is really good, so he was considered a small school girl in college.

After all, it is a modern society, and there are some bold girls who actively chase him, and he doesn't feel arrogantly that others are not good enough for him. On the contrary, he has seriously considered every girl who hinted that he has a crush on him. He even pursued some girls who he liked, but each time ended in failure.

Su Youhe feels wronged, you agreed to like me, don't reject me so quickly, think again!

"You're a nice guy, but we're not a good fit."

"Sorry, I think... xxx is more suitable for me."

……

The reasons of the girls are all kinds of strange, Su Youhe and Ji finally broke out after being issued countless good person cards!

He pulled a girl who actively pursued him, but broke up not long after we got together, and asked, "Why? Why am I not good enough for you!"

The girl sighed helplessly: "Youhe, I like you, but I think... in love, you must like each other to be in love."

Su Youhe quickly expressed his sincerity, "Of course I like you!"

Then Su Youhe saw the girl looking at him with a look of "stop making trouble for no reason", sighed again, and left without explaining, leaving only Su Youhe holding the broken boy's heart , drifting helplessly in the wind.

So Su Youhe was forced, and spent the entire college time in the atmosphere of "you are a good person", and he no longer had hope for love, but Su's mother was in a hurry!

Smash it!What hidden disease do you have in 484?You tell mom, mom will never look down on you!

Su Youhe could only deny it again and again, and then began to experience the most popular among older single youths in Huaguo——

Blind date!

Mama Su mobilized distant relatives and neighbors with a great summoning technique, and then carefully selected a few "suitable girls" with good facial features and good family status.

Maybe being a man is the most sacred profession in the hearts of all middle-aged women. Su and this blind date were surrounded by seven aunts and eight aunts from all over the world. A good impression was made, and the blind date location was quickly finalized-the coffee shop in Xinxin Shopping Plaza.

Although Su Youhe was not used to everyone's attention, he had to say that he was looking forward to this meeting.So it was rare for him to dress up neatly, in order to leave a good impression on the woman, and the woman did not disappoint his solemn treatment. Su Youhe was quite satisfied with all aspects, except for some minor dissatisfaction. The co-production can also be ignored, and the woman's absent-minded expression twisted weirdly after seeing him, and then she showed a very interesting look to him—maybe she was conquered by his handsomeness, Su Youhe secretly thought .

Well, I just don't know why she always pulls out a photo of a man with firm eyes from her phone with glowing eyes and asks him if he recognizes him...

But these are small things. =v=

Just when Su Youhe was looking forward to the future, the crisis broke out.

There was a car accident outside, it wasn't a big deal at first, Z city is so big, it's not uncommon to have a few car accidents occasionally, but this time the car accident was a bit serious, some people who like to watch the excitement have already gone out to watch, and there are people around I'm thinking about it.

But Su He gradually realized that something was wrong. The noisy voices should have scattered under the ambulance and police cars with sirens, instead of occasional screams like now.

Su Youhe always felt flustered in his heart and didn't have time to think about it. When he heard someone shouting that a lunatic bit someone, he didn't care whether it would make the woman feel that he had made a fuss or not, so he hurriedly sent the woman to a taxi and comforted him a little. In a word, seeing the taxi driving away, he hurriedly turned back to find Su's mother and the woman's mother.

In order to make room for the two young people to get along alone, Mama Su and the others went shopping in the shopping area. It may be that the shopping area was too noisy. When he was thinking irritably, a waiter-looking person beside him suddenly howled and bit his shoulder!

When Su Youhe regained consciousness, everything had settled down. Apart from all the memories of the past, there was only one thought in his mind——

hungry!

Some people lost all their loved ones overnight, and they were in so much pain, some people were on the verge of collapse when the company officially declared bankruptcy, and some people dreamed of dancing, but lost their legs in a car accident...

Sudden disasters in the world are countless, and it depends on how people react to the disasters, whether they respond positively or wait passively for death.

Beethoven lost his hearing, but he still composes a touching symphony of fate. Helen Keller only has a sense of touch, but still loves life...

There are so many positive examples in history, he just turned into a zombie, which is fine...

nothing……

Nothing your sister! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Who the hell turns into a zombie whose mind is full of cannibalism when he closes and opens his eyes, he will accept it calmly and pursue a beautiful and bright life!

However, this is not the saddest.

Human beings live in groups. When they are unable to resolve their feelings, they usually go to friends or relatives to tell their experiences, vent their emotions in the process, and then clean up their emotions and face life with a positive attitude.

So Su Youhe, who was almost in a broken mood, decided to find someone to cry on the spot, and the first choice of the target was naturally the "same degenerate person in the end of the world" who was also transformed into a zombie.

Su Youhe: "Ho! Ho Ho!" Brother!I feel bitter! QQ

Zombie: "Hey..." I'm so hungry...

Su Youhe: "Ho Ho Ho!" Brother, why do you think I am so unlucky! QAQ Zombie: "Hey..." I want to eat my brain...

Su Youhe: "Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!" Brother, I'm still a virgin! QAQ Zombie: "Hey..." Want to eat human flesh...

Su Youhe: "..." My heart is so tired orz

Su Youhe gradually realized that he was different from other zombies. He completely remembered what happened when he was a human being, but these zombies only had two thoughts in their minds: eating human flesh and eating human brains.

This kind of plot usually happens to the protagonist. According to the development of the movie plot, Su Youhe will then start to lead the zombies, bring peace to mankind, and at the same time, become a new species of zombies, and then become the king of the zombie world!

Thinking about it makes people feel so excited that they can't wait to witness it!

But this did not excite Su Youhe in the slightest. After all, Su Youhe is already a 25-year-old man. He clearly knows that all of the above will only happen in movies, and he also understands that this kind of situation will affect him. mean something.

It means that he may never be able to get close to humans again in his whole life, it means that he will never find a partner to communicate with, it means that he will wander in the desire to eat people and humanity, maybe one day, he will find his relatives, Or friends, and then get killed in their eyes with either disgust or fear.

He has the body of a zombie, but the memory of a human in his heart.

The zombie's body made him unable to restrain his desire for human flesh, and the human heart made him feel ashamed and disgusted with his desire.

Su Youhe spent a long time searching for this different answer, but he had no clue at all, so the frustrated Su Youhe went back to the original coffee shop from the back kitchen—this is the place where he woke up, and was also surrounded by him. as a temporary base.

Then he was surprised to find a human in the cafe!

Su Youhe was full of surprise in his heart, but immediately he realized that his first reaction at this time was to "scrub" the pure Chinese paper with the beard, rough appearance, and messy clothes. Drooling!

"Roar!" I have no face to face anyone!Su wailed again.