Captain Gao Leng is very cute

After Yan Ziqing applied to join the group, he took a closer look at the name of this q group. It didn't matter if he didn't read it. He almost spit out his mouth on the computer monitor: Shangxie's harem,

Shangxie is the nickname for that person.

Nicknames are weird enough, but this group of names is even more thunderous.

Yan Ziqing was even more curious about this person.

Md, who is it, Yan Ziqing howled in his heart.On the other end of the network, you don't know that the other party is a dog. This is really good.

Yan Ziqing was so excited that he couldn't hold it back in the end. He patted the table, shook his legs and howled twice, which provoked his grandma to look in.

"It's okay, grandma, I'll take a look if you're busy with your work." Yan Ziqing hurriedly coaxed grandma away, and then looked back at the computer.

At this time, a notification came to the lower right corner of the computer, Yan Ziqing clicked on it, and it showed that the application was approved, and Yan Ziqing added it.This is a group of 1000 people, and now there are more than 800 members in the group.

Shang Xie was not the leader of the group, which surprised Yan Ziqing a bit.The group leader saw that the avatar was a girl, that is, the one that Yan Ziqing requested just now, named Mo Shang.

But Shangxie is indeed in this q group, and his avatar is the same as the one on the same paradise software.It is just below the group owner, and is an administrator, but others will not be online.

It's true that this group is evil, Yan Ziqing can be sure.This was his first reaction after coming in.

How popular is this person?Yan Ziqing became more and more curious.This was his second reaction after joining the group.

Girls in the group accounted for a considerable proportion, almost 2/3, Yan Ziqing was surprised to find out.This was his first response after joining the group.

After Yan Ziqing went in, he hadn't figured out what to do, and the Q group screen was already swiped.

【welcome new friends! 】

【welcome green hands! 】

[Welcome, newcomer report attributes. 】

……

Yan Ziqing was flattered by the long series of welcomes.It's just that before he recovered from the warm welcome atmosphere, he was interrogated immediately.

[Newcomers change the group name, attack: 1+nickname, subject: 0+nickname, rotten girl: g+nickname, straight man: z+nickname.The nickname can be up to three characters. 】

[Photos of the newcomers. 】

[Report attributes. 】

[Expose measurements and height. 】

[Sunning the abs. 】

Wait, what the hell is this.scare……

He looked at the list of members next to him, only to find that everyone had the code name they sent before their nickname.

At this moment, Yan Ziqing felt that he couldn't keep up with the pace of the development of the times, and didn't know how to respond, so he didn't speak for a long time.And the dialog box keeps popping up messages.

[The diver dies. 】

[Management kicks people. 】

【Countdown 10, 9, 8, 7...】

Seeing that he was about to be kicked away, Yan Ziqing hurriedly said: 【Yes. 】

It's not okay to be kicked out without knowing the situation.

[Come in and don't talk, what do you want? 】It was through his group leader's sister, Mo Shang.

【(⊙o⊙)..., I haven't reacted yet.Everyone is so enthusiastic. 】Yan Ziqing was always glib, but he reacted after a moment of stupefaction.

Many people in the group made grinning expressions.

[Probation, disobedience according to t. 】

【right. 】

【+10086】

【+ID card number】

[Newcomers change the group name, attack: 1+nickname, subject: 0+nickname, rotten girl: g+nickname, straight man: z+nickname. 】

[I will not change the group name attribute and ask the management to change it. 】

[Explosive photos. 】

[Explode height, measurements, and fruit photos, or the group owner and administrator will burst into chrysanthemums. 】

[Sunning the abs. 】

……

The content that just swiped the screen came again.

Yan Ziqing sat in front of the computer with a frightened expression on his face.The expression at this moment is: Σ(°△°|||)︴.

I still don't know who Shangxie is, so I definitely can't be kicked out like this.So Yan Ziqing had no choice but to ask tremblingly: [What attribute? 】

[You don't know this either? 】

【Then how did you get in? 】

……

Someone was kind and sent him the option directly.

[Gong, Shou, rotten women, straight men. 】

[1, 0, rotten woman, straight man. 】

These two groups of content refresh the screen.

Yan Ziqing didn't understand at all.He had no choice but to send out another text: [I don't understand, can you explain what it means? 】

【她】

【Hold】

【Grass】

【cao】

【How did you get in? 】

[Is there such a naive person? 】

【Pretend it? 】

【Pack! 】

[Baidu. 】

[Management kicks people. 】

【Kick. 】

【t no pardon】

[Everyone, be merciful.I really don't understand. ] Yan Ziqing yelled in a hurry, if he could, but he couldn't, he could only quickly type these words on the computer and send them out.

【I really don’t understand】

[Straight man? 】

[Straight male cancer? 】

[Then how did you get in. 】

【interesting. 】

Of course, while some people questioned it, some people also posted popular science.

[Gongshou is an expression of the bl relationship, that is, the distinction between the identities of two boys in homosexuality.This saying comes from Japan.In the original definition, "attack" belongs to the active side, and "shou" belongs to the passive side.Nowadays, it is more common to say that bl, that is, the relationship between "offensive and shou" in homosexuality: "attack" is 1, and "shou" is 0. 】

[Straight men refer to men with normal sexual orientation who like girls. 】

[Rotten girls refer to girls who accept bl and support homosexuality. 】

Of course, there are also simple and crude popular science:

【Gong is the one above, who oppresses; Shou is the one below, who is suppressed.Which are you? 】

Yan Ziqing was in a mess in the wind.

He settled down, and typed in the dialogue box: [Straight man. ] Then sent out.

His answer blew up the fish pond again.

【她】

【Hold】

【Grass】

【cao】

【Straight male】

【National Treasure】

[This is the third straight man in Shangxie's harem. 】

[The evil is mighty! 】

[Shangxie's charm is unparalleled! 】

[We are beautiful when we are evil, straight men are here too! 】

[The upper evil sweeps away the rotten women and straight men. 】

Yan Ziqing on the computer side is sweat, sweat, sweat, waterfall sweat... Σ(°△°|||)︴

Then Yan Ziqing found out that his group name had been changed.Prefixed with a z in front of the name.

Then the group screen displays:

[Explosive photos, explosive height, measurements, fruit photos, otherwise the administrator will explode the chrysanthemum. 】

[Sunning the abs. 】

Yan Ziqing had no choice but to answer all questions: [Chrysanthemums don't bloom until autumn, and I'll take pictures in autumn for everyone to see.However, why must the chrysanthemum be exploded?Can't other flowers work? 】

Then Yan Ziqing was surprised to find that the Q group screen was silent for 30 seconds.

Followed by frenzied swiping.

【Hahaha~~~】

【Hahahahaha...】

【Squeezed teeth expression】

【Squeezed teeth expression】

【A row of bared teeth expressions】

【The fangs emoticon butcher version】

[Photograph 23333. . . . . 】

[Primitive people? 】

【Original Man 2333】

[Taking pictures, laughing! 】

[Primitive man + positive infinity. 】

[So innocent?The baby doesn't believe it. 】

[Those who express expressions above, don't slaughter the board.Mobile party traffic can't stand it. 】

[Sb who posted the full-page emoji? 】

【do not curse! 】

……

Yan Ziqing thinks this, this is the earth he lives on.Noodles wide tears.

If he knew Noodles' tearful expression.

Of course, someone still answered his doubts.

[Baidu picks up soap. 】

【+1】

【+10086】

[+ID card]

[Ask Google for foreign affairs, Baidu for internal affairs, Tianya for intercourse, *Ask Mop!Understand! 】

[Ask Google for foreign affairs, Baidu for internal affairs, Tianya for intercourse, *Ask Mop! +10086]

【+ ID number】

Yan Ziqing felt that he didn't understand even more when the word "knowledge" was pronounced.What the hell is picking up soap?He suddenly felt that he had lived in vain all these years.It's better for me to shut up, because I haven't understood the previous ones, and I added new knowledge later.

In the end, it was the group leader's sister, Mo Shang, who came out to maintain order: 【Looks like he's an out-and-out straight man, okay, he doesn't understand, everyone don't make things difficult for him. 】

The order in the group finally got better.But there are still many people who say:

[I want benefits. 】

[meaning. 】

[Newcomers are newcomers, so they have to show something. 】

[There was a lot of chirping in the group, and finally Mo Shang said that there must be a meeting ceremony when entering the group, you can figure it out yourself. 】

Report measurements?cross out.

Explosive photos?Definitely cross it out.

Report your height.This works.

So Yan Ziqing entered in the dialog box: [Height 180. 】

Then click Send.

The group responded quickly.

[The height is okay. 】

[Welfare is too low. 】

[Explosive abdominal muscles. 】

[Report the measurements. 】

[Pictures of bursting fruit. 】