[King of Glory] King's Mainland Food Talk
Chapter 9 Give You a Careful Heart
So things became like this, the two of them followed Yuan Fang all the way to the "office" of the first detective of the Tang Dynasty, Di Renjie, and Yuan Fang was walking in the "office" with a flywheel that was taller than him. In the front, the thief who was stunned once and completely lost his resistance was tied with a rope and held by the public officials who arrived later.
The pair of super sensitive big ears kept turning along the way, and Yuan Fang looked very lively, walking all the way, and kept talking to them about the scenic spots along the way and a lot of "unique gossip" ".
"This stinky tofu can't be bought before eleven o'clock in the morning. I heard from the boss last time that all the stinky tofu sold in the morning are leftovers from yesterday."
"The proprietress of this clothing store just got married, and the people who are rushing to work are all new recruits, so I can't find this store to do Feiyun embroidery for the time being."
"The fat boy in the red bellyband standing under the bridge, don't treat him like a child, he is 29 years old this year, he is a habitual thief, but he is so good that he has never been caught, hum~~ But I know He is not a good person, he heard everything, sent someone to watch him..."
These lively words coupled with the jumping figure make people unable to help but want to jump up with him. During this period, his big ears flicked as he passed by a certain architect, and his jumping steps stopped: "There is something in the house!" Domestic violence! You! Go and tie up the suspect!" Immediately, a man in the uniform of a yamen servant rushed towards the door of the house.
"Wrong, it's not this house, I'm talking about the one with the colorful bronze rooster on the green tiles, there, there..." Yuan Fang jumped up and pointed in a certain direction, so everyone's eyes followed him His fingertips... searching all the way, finally, they slid to a house that is at least seven or eight houses away from each other.
"...?" The yamen servant is probably a newcomer, with a bewildered look on his face, he looked pitiful. Then, under the sympathetic gaze of his companions, he estimated the route from left to right, and finally climbed onto the roof with a hopeless face, towards the destination. jump to.
"Since you are Lao Jin's friends, then you are also my Li Yuanfang's friends. If you encounter any trouble in Chang'an City, you can come to me directly. I am the number one secret agent in Chang'an City!" He said, shaking his big ears. .
After seeing what hearing is, the two nodded in conviction, and Ji Ling felt in a daze that she probably had a pair of fake ears.
Based on the idea that a friend of a friend is a friend, the lively little girl Yuan Fang volunteered to be the guide of the two "sisters", "But before I do this, I have to report to Lord Di, otherwise he will deduct my salary again." ..." When she said this, those two pairs of big ears were a little raised, which made Ji Ling couldn't help but smile. No matter how the times change, it seems that for ordinary people, "salary assessment" is inevitable troubles.
Finally at the gate of the yamen, the two fried triangles that were entrusted to Ji Ling are now in the hands of Daji, and the other is in the hands of Yuan Fang. There is no way - the taste buds of the top chef have been cultivated by herself Yes, this little thing can still be a novelty and fun to eat at first, but she also understands that if she eats at most one, she can't help but start to picky reviews.It happened that Yuan Fang, who had danced all morning, was already hungry, especially after Daji bit one, and the hot aroma diffused out, Ji Ling heard a suspicious grunting sound at once, looking at that lovely Zhengtai face With a lovely red, Ji Ling immediately smiled and handed over the portion with her left hand unmoved, and only picked a piece from Daji's portion to taste.
"This... I'm so sorry." Yuan Fang said a little shyly, and when she moved her ears, the golden bell rang.
"What's the matter? I'm a chef. It's normal to invite people to eat."
"..." There seems to be nothing wrong with this logic?The persuaded person took the food in a daze, and after eating two, he didn't realize that there was something wrong with that sentence (so it's not for nothing that you were eaten by Mr. Di, Xiao Yuanfang) .
As soon as he walked into the gate of the yamen, he heard a burst of crying from the hall: "You are wronged, my lord, you are wronged!"
Then a majestic male voice snorted coldly: "The mud on your feet is only found in Ximen Street. The mud stained with blue and white dyes, judging from the dry state, it took no more than an hour and a half before and after. The weather is sweltering, and everyone in Chang'an City wears short shirts and half-sleeves, but you are wearing a spring and autumn gown, hum~ You think I can't see your right hand injury if you cover it? Then, you used incense to knock down the clerk, and went in to steal, but accidentally slipped and broke the bone china. The blade of grass you slipped and crushed was still there, and there were still remaining pieces of porcelain as evidence. When the porcelain was broken, the sound attracted The dog barked in the front yard, and in a hurry, you put the pieces of porcelain on the side of the cabinet, pushed down the screen in front of the clerk, and put the clerk in a posture, making people think that the clerk fell asleep and pushed down the screen, smashed the porcelain, and then waited for you to hand it over At that time, pretend to have just discovered it, and use a trick like a thief to shout "Stop the thief!"
"This... this is all an adult's empty judgment..."
"Hmph! Still not giving up? You said that you never went out at home until you took over the shift, but your feet were covered with the dirt from Ximen Street outside the courtyard wall of the Li family. The scratches on your arms came from broken porcelain pieces. There are still bloodstains on the scene that you didn't wipe off. You used to work in an iron factory, and you injured your ears when the furnace exploded. The officer doesn’t know how a hearing-impaired person can hear a sound that no one else can hear through a distance of 30 meters between two walls? The officer has sent people to your residence to search, and I think we can find you for committing the crime The incense you used, by the way...the wheels of the locomotive you are going to transport the stolen goods have the same dirt marks as the soles of your shoes, what do you have to argue?"
"Big big... my lord, I, I, I..."
I spent a long time and the result was that the man threw some kind of explosive smoke ~ fog ~ popped out, then turned his head and rushed out, judging by the posture of the collision, he was really a practitioner.
"Cough..." There was a cough in the lobby, and then, a golden token flew out and went straight to the man. Yuan Fang also grabbed the flywheel and threw it towards him. Unexpectedly, the man's head was short , stopped the castration, and turned towards the wall. Yuan Fang's flywheel and the golden token collided, and both fell to the ground.
At this moment, Daji, who had been eating silently, suddenly turned around in a circle, pushed with one hand, and a big pink heart that materialized flew over, "Peng"... the man's knees softened, and he fell to the ground. He fell to the ground, and when the people in the house rushed out and grabbed them, his head was still shaking in circles, with a strange and stupid smile on his face.
Ji Ling looked at Daji in astonishment, the other party scratched his ears and smiled sweetly, "I think you are all chasing him... Don't worry, it's just a faint, it's harmless."
Ji Ling: "... well done... well."
[Does this count as genuinely bewildering people?You really deserve to be Daji...]
The author has something to say: Di Renjie: Am I making an appearance or not in this chapter?
Ji Ling: Seeing cards is like meeting people, it’s revealed~~
A criminal suspect: Woohoo, it’s so embarrassing, I don’t have the face to see my younger brothers in the future
Daji: Hee hee~
The pair of super sensitive big ears kept turning along the way, and Yuan Fang looked very lively, walking all the way, and kept talking to them about the scenic spots along the way and a lot of "unique gossip" ".
"This stinky tofu can't be bought before eleven o'clock in the morning. I heard from the boss last time that all the stinky tofu sold in the morning are leftovers from yesterday."
"The proprietress of this clothing store just got married, and the people who are rushing to work are all new recruits, so I can't find this store to do Feiyun embroidery for the time being."
"The fat boy in the red bellyband standing under the bridge, don't treat him like a child, he is 29 years old this year, he is a habitual thief, but he is so good that he has never been caught, hum~~ But I know He is not a good person, he heard everything, sent someone to watch him..."
These lively words coupled with the jumping figure make people unable to help but want to jump up with him. During this period, his big ears flicked as he passed by a certain architect, and his jumping steps stopped: "There is something in the house!" Domestic violence! You! Go and tie up the suspect!" Immediately, a man in the uniform of a yamen servant rushed towards the door of the house.
"Wrong, it's not this house, I'm talking about the one with the colorful bronze rooster on the green tiles, there, there..." Yuan Fang jumped up and pointed in a certain direction, so everyone's eyes followed him His fingertips... searching all the way, finally, they slid to a house that is at least seven or eight houses away from each other.
"...?" The yamen servant is probably a newcomer, with a bewildered look on his face, he looked pitiful. Then, under the sympathetic gaze of his companions, he estimated the route from left to right, and finally climbed onto the roof with a hopeless face, towards the destination. jump to.
"Since you are Lao Jin's friends, then you are also my Li Yuanfang's friends. If you encounter any trouble in Chang'an City, you can come to me directly. I am the number one secret agent in Chang'an City!" He said, shaking his big ears. .
After seeing what hearing is, the two nodded in conviction, and Ji Ling felt in a daze that she probably had a pair of fake ears.
Based on the idea that a friend of a friend is a friend, the lively little girl Yuan Fang volunteered to be the guide of the two "sisters", "But before I do this, I have to report to Lord Di, otherwise he will deduct my salary again." ..." When she said this, those two pairs of big ears were a little raised, which made Ji Ling couldn't help but smile. No matter how the times change, it seems that for ordinary people, "salary assessment" is inevitable troubles.
Finally at the gate of the yamen, the two fried triangles that were entrusted to Ji Ling are now in the hands of Daji, and the other is in the hands of Yuan Fang. There is no way - the taste buds of the top chef have been cultivated by herself Yes, this little thing can still be a novelty and fun to eat at first, but she also understands that if she eats at most one, she can't help but start to picky reviews.It happened that Yuan Fang, who had danced all morning, was already hungry, especially after Daji bit one, and the hot aroma diffused out, Ji Ling heard a suspicious grunting sound at once, looking at that lovely Zhengtai face With a lovely red, Ji Ling immediately smiled and handed over the portion with her left hand unmoved, and only picked a piece from Daji's portion to taste.
"This... I'm so sorry." Yuan Fang said a little shyly, and when she moved her ears, the golden bell rang.
"What's the matter? I'm a chef. It's normal to invite people to eat."
"..." There seems to be nothing wrong with this logic?The persuaded person took the food in a daze, and after eating two, he didn't realize that there was something wrong with that sentence (so it's not for nothing that you were eaten by Mr. Di, Xiao Yuanfang) .
As soon as he walked into the gate of the yamen, he heard a burst of crying from the hall: "You are wronged, my lord, you are wronged!"
Then a majestic male voice snorted coldly: "The mud on your feet is only found in Ximen Street. The mud stained with blue and white dyes, judging from the dry state, it took no more than an hour and a half before and after. The weather is sweltering, and everyone in Chang'an City wears short shirts and half-sleeves, but you are wearing a spring and autumn gown, hum~ You think I can't see your right hand injury if you cover it? Then, you used incense to knock down the clerk, and went in to steal, but accidentally slipped and broke the bone china. The blade of grass you slipped and crushed was still there, and there were still remaining pieces of porcelain as evidence. When the porcelain was broken, the sound attracted The dog barked in the front yard, and in a hurry, you put the pieces of porcelain on the side of the cabinet, pushed down the screen in front of the clerk, and put the clerk in a posture, making people think that the clerk fell asleep and pushed down the screen, smashed the porcelain, and then waited for you to hand it over At that time, pretend to have just discovered it, and use a trick like a thief to shout "Stop the thief!"
"This... this is all an adult's empty judgment..."
"Hmph! Still not giving up? You said that you never went out at home until you took over the shift, but your feet were covered with the dirt from Ximen Street outside the courtyard wall of the Li family. The scratches on your arms came from broken porcelain pieces. There are still bloodstains on the scene that you didn't wipe off. You used to work in an iron factory, and you injured your ears when the furnace exploded. The officer doesn’t know how a hearing-impaired person can hear a sound that no one else can hear through a distance of 30 meters between two walls? The officer has sent people to your residence to search, and I think we can find you for committing the crime The incense you used, by the way...the wheels of the locomotive you are going to transport the stolen goods have the same dirt marks as the soles of your shoes, what do you have to argue?"
"Big big... my lord, I, I, I..."
I spent a long time and the result was that the man threw some kind of explosive smoke ~ fog ~ popped out, then turned his head and rushed out, judging by the posture of the collision, he was really a practitioner.
"Cough..." There was a cough in the lobby, and then, a golden token flew out and went straight to the man. Yuan Fang also grabbed the flywheel and threw it towards him. Unexpectedly, the man's head was short , stopped the castration, and turned towards the wall. Yuan Fang's flywheel and the golden token collided, and both fell to the ground.
At this moment, Daji, who had been eating silently, suddenly turned around in a circle, pushed with one hand, and a big pink heart that materialized flew over, "Peng"... the man's knees softened, and he fell to the ground. He fell to the ground, and when the people in the house rushed out and grabbed them, his head was still shaking in circles, with a strange and stupid smile on his face.
Ji Ling looked at Daji in astonishment, the other party scratched his ears and smiled sweetly, "I think you are all chasing him... Don't worry, it's just a faint, it's harmless."
Ji Ling: "... well done... well."
[Does this count as genuinely bewildering people?You really deserve to be Daji...]
The author has something to say: Di Renjie: Am I making an appearance or not in this chapter?
Ji Ling: Seeing cards is like meeting people, it’s revealed~~
A criminal suspect: Woohoo, it’s so embarrassing, I don’t have the face to see my younger brothers in the future
Daji: Hee hee~
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