[King of Glory] King's Mainland Food Talk

When Ji Ling regained consciousness, she happened to hear classmate Sun Bin saying in a "very pitiful" accusing voice: "Mr. Zhuang...you, you, why are you like this?"

"What kind of teacher is it called? What is it close to? If it didn't happen, it didn't exist... Tsk tsk, the liars are so cute now, it's so bad in the world..."

Huh?This voice seems a bit familiar...

He frowned slightly, hiss! ——It really hurts, it feels like the bones of the whole body have been crushed, and every inch of the skin feels like being pricked by thousands of fine needles.

Then, she heard the weak version of Yang Jian's voice: "Cough...Zhuang Zixiu, why are you so angry when you wake up..."

Zhuang Zixiu...? !Thoughts in severe pain are running slowly, hissing~~ No wonder the voice sounds familiar, but... such a violent voice is really the "black-bellied lover" who smiles "holy" every day and speaks with sleepwalking illusions what?

While thinking, he raised his heavy eyelids, and even the faint sunlight hitting his face made him feel a little stinging.

This time it's really... a big loss.

Then, in her blurry eyes, she finally saw... um...

This green hair is very "layered", dark circles under the eyes are thick like smoky makeup, and the expression is full of "I'm very upset, I want to growl", the person can't be just... cough, cough, cough, right? ! !

"I didn't expect you to have such a dark history... cough cough cough" murmured in a low voice, and the body couldn't help but cough weakly.

At this moment, she thought of a word that was popular on the earth back then, "Youth Scars Literature Series: Burying Love Family".

"Huh~ Wake up Qi? It doesn't exist!!" To the weak Yang Jian's complaints, this killer version of Zhuang Zhou responded with an extremely "evil charm" sneer, and then filled his eyes with smoky makeup with "the spirit of God". Contemptuously, he looked at all the people present, "How do I know whether you are dreaming or not, and you want me to help you because you are miserable? Stop dreaming... no, it is useless to dream!" Killing the horse with arms folded Te Zhou flicked her bangs, sneered, and at the same time looked at her sideways, um... her current appearance... um, is she very embarrassed, right!Embarrassed.

"Tsk~ Is my vision so bad in the future? Huh~ I don't believe it~" Looking down at a 45-degree angle is full of irony.

Ji Ling: "..." What should I do to be angry, but the combat power is -50 now...

"Cough, cough, cough!" She hadn't reacted yet, but Sun Bin coughed frantically, "Mr. Zhuang...don't say it again...I beg you..." Don't act dead, cough, cough... ... He couldn't imagine that if he went back to that time and space, if Sister Ji wanted to break up in a fit of anger, would he be thrown into a nightmare by the blackened teacher Zhuang and never come out?

So Smokey "Zhuang" snorted again, looked at Sun Bin's "cute and pitiful" little face, but really stopped talking~

Emmm... Except for killing Matt, he is still a face control at this time.

I don't know where to start, Ji Ling is full of the "lover" in this time and space... the desire to be trained, took a deep breath, and even the feeling of the respiratory tract is stinging, her face is full of lovelessness: "Ahem...Sun Bin, what's going on?"

"Sister Ji, when the landslide happened that day, you were already in a coma, and then...it was Master who suddenly appeared, bringing Mr. Zhuang with him, and saved us all, but...emmm," Sun Bin glanced at Yan Xunzhuang, It seems to be wording "This Zhuang... the teacher seems to be very reluctant to come. He was bound by the master... with a lantern at the foot of the mountain, and then... then, he used the power of dreams to save everyone, and then... the master seems to be going To deal with other things, I left yesterday. The master said... To completely reverse these disasters, we need to cooperate with Mr. Zhuang and Mr. Zhang Liang to solve the cause and effect of this time and space chaos. But... Er... Zhuang Mister doesn't want to cooperate at all and doesn't trust us..."

"Hmph~" Yan Yanzhuang, who hadn't yet ridden the Kun, stood aside with arms crossed in a "cold" face, and sneered grumpily, "If it wasn't for that dead old man and the bastard's chain maniac scheme, I wouldn't be able to do it in a minute." I don’t want to stay here any longer.” Yes, if it wasn’t for Zhang Liang’s sudden “visiting” with the old master that day, and then using the spirit chain and lantern binding skills successively, he was forcibly tied to “his karma” , he patted his ass and left long ago, what does it matter if the world is destroyed or not?Hum hum! !

"Uh...cough cough..." Seemingly thinking that it was time to save the field, Yang Jian said weakly again: "Well, Zhuang Zhou Zhou didn't have this personality at first, it seems that he became so irritable because of lack of sleep since a hundred years ago. Yes, ahem, don't mind..."

Lack of sleep...emmm...

Ji Ling thinks that this time and space is really fantastic, but... Could it be because of the lack of sleep at this time that he will sleep every day in the future?

"I don't need your explanation, you three-eyed nagging ghost."

This skill is so good... Yang Jian choked up and stretched out his hand to hold his forehead, forget it... You can't argue with people who haven't woken up... He is the No. 1 Yang Jian under the majestic gods, Style, style...

"Let's not mention this...can the whole doctor come first?" Ji Ling moved her fingertips, feeling the pain so much that she didn't want to breathe.

As a result... Yan Yanzhuang's eyes slanted and sarcastically opened: "Woman, this is not considered an injury, it's just a short-term genetic breakdown caused by excessive use of strength, don't move it in a dozen or 20 days and you will be able to move, but... Xie Mei smiled: "It hurts for sure, or you beg me, let me send you into a dream to avoid it and it won't hurt~ Hmm?" The expression of "you beg me, beg me" on this face is simply amazing .

Sun Bin silently looked away, the picture is so beautiful that I really dare not look at it.

The author has something to say: Author: May I ask the future Zhuang Zhou, what do you think?

Zhuang Zhou: "Everything is a dream... This is all a dream, it is a dream... All conditioned things are like dreams and bubbles. They are like dew and electricity, and they should be viewed in this way."

Ji Ling: "Fortunately, I'm not married yet..."

Zhuang Zhou: "Honey, I think we should have a long talk and open up each other's knots, for example...to have a dream?"

Ji Ling (instantly rolled up and thrown into the dream by the surging force): "...Get lost! Spring dream is also called dream?!"

Zhuang Zhou (smiling and squinting)——

Author (wiping cold sweat): "Okay, okay, I'll fuck off, I won't bother you hehehe..."

Dear readers, the Zhuang Zhou you want is here, how do you feel?

By the way, isn’t Xiahou Dun’s expressionless face on the cover very pleasant? 23333