[King of Glory] King's Mainland Food Talk

Not long after Zhuang Zhou stayed overnight for the first time, Bian Que finally reached the last course of treatment, and at the same time found a way to repair Bai Qi's damaged body, but the expensive medical expenses made Bai Qi burst into tears and couldn't ask Ji Ling took out a loan and became the second employee of the shop. Ji Ling, who regained her eyesight, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Seeing that you are so thin, don't worry, my sister will definitely make you strong."

Then, just a few days after the small shop resumed normal business, Zhuang Zhou was enthusiastically planning when to start the wedding, and Jixia was at the time when he was recruiting more students every three years. The busy old master had to carry his Jie Chi personally went to the door, arrested the other two "professors" who were habitually missing and stayed at home, and tied them up in the admissions hall with his lantern, preventing them from "walking around".

Mozi had no choice but to leave his beloved laboratory, took off his beloved shell, and stood in the office hall like an otaku listless, responsible for distributing leaflets for admissions introductions, and testing the qualifications of some students on the spot.

The other person also sat on the Kun cosplay mascot with a look of never waking up, and threw the candidates in line one by one into the dream of the test. Lian Po and Zhong Wuyan stood on both sides of him On the side, they are majestic and majestic as if they are personal bodyguards, but in fact, the two were instructed by their master to "supervise" Zhuang Zhou to complete the task nearby instead of sneaking away to fall in love halfway.

"Well...my butterflies said they were tired and needed to rest..." Zhuang Zhou said with a dreamy and holy smile.

Zhong Wuyan silently moved her eyes away and stepped on the heavy hammer: "Mr. Zhuang, don't struggle, this is the order of the master, but the master said that if you are really sleepy, let Lian Po sing to you."

Lian Po, who has an absolutely "frozen" singing voice, once sang and cried a classmate in a classroom. Since then, "Lian Po's singing voice" has become one of Jixia's "ten most terrifying punishments".

Zhuang Zhou, who had to postpone his wedding date, was extremely sad, and what was even more sad was... a certain shy guy has been slippery since then, hiding from people, making Zhuang Zhou, who has just tasted the essence, wish to fly straight away. Go in and catch people.

The new students who were present at the scene were discussing one after another.

"This is Lord Zhuang Zhou and Lord Mozi, two of the legendary Three Sages of Ji Xia!"

"Yes, yes, I have been dreaming about it for a long time, but...the two sages don't seem to wake up."

The listless and decadent uncle and the man riding a kun swaying left and right to the rhythm.

"Emmm...the adults must be working too hard!" The fanboys and girls interpreted by themselves.

"No, no, no... I think this may be a special kind of superior demeanor!" There will never be a shortage of people with big brains to make alternative interpretations.

then……

Inexplicably, among the freshmen who entered the school that year, an army of "sleep teaching" was born like a cult, and with the spirit of "lazy and leisurely", they felt a certain kind of power deep in the soul, which was awakened in the legend The spirit of the soul can have extraordinary powers, the evidence is that I don't see people every day, every time I come out, I sit on the kun and sway from side to side, looking drowsy, but I can accurately play every dozing classmate. Master Zhuang Zhouzhuang is awake.

Among the freshmen who entered this year, there are a few students who are particularly eye-catching. There is a cute short-haired little loli who was looted by the teachers of the medical department as soon as she entered the school. Talented, the little lolita is Cai Wenji, the beloved daughter of the famous scholar Cai Yong, she is only nine years old this year, wearing a bright yellow dress, short green curly hair, and a pair of big blue eyes looking at everyone shyly and innocently, "Brother... Hello, sisters~" A pair of gray mechanical ears that felt bigger than the body moved back and forth, melting the hearts of all the seniors almost instantly. I am very interested. It is said that her own car is the original idea of ​​her design. Of course... this car can move. In fact, it is Cai Yong who loves daughters like crazy. He secretly goes to the workshop to work overtime in the middle of the night. Before the birthday, let this piano car move, otherwise Wen Ji's mechanical ability... In fact, this car may not be able to move when she is 19 years old.

So... Mr. Mo Zi, the dean of the Academy of Mechanical Engineering, whom Cai Yong had secretly instructed, withstood the gaze of those big, watery eyes, firmly said no, and pushed him into the medical science that everyone belongs to. hospital.

The two female students from Dongying welcomed the "care" of many seniors. It is said that on the day of enrollment, countless male students bumped into street lights, walls, billboards and everything that could hit them, and made a contribution to the medical school that day. The Admissions Department provided many "obligatory" living test subjects, and the source of this series of accidents...is the whirlwind of red and white!

A turbulent, tall Yujie, a slender waist and long legs, friendly and healing, but when one of the two beautiful girls released flames and kicked them, the value of the ability receiver of the entrance test was directly kicked out, and the other After grabbing the eagle and swooping down, and smashing the spare ability receiver as well... there will be no more disturbing things.

Can't afford to be offended... All the beauties in Jixia can't be offended... This is probably the newest girl after Xiao Qiao and Zhong Wuyan who can blow up the ability tester...

But this year's boys don't have any wonderful characters, but in the teacher team... there is a very magical "person" or stove, an unknown humanoid creature named Taiyi Daoist... However, this teacher is obviously too lazy to talk , During the teaching time, most of the lectures were given by the dangling stove below them. Over time, the students even squatted down with their homework and went to talk to the stove teacher.

The new teacher Taiyi has an assistant teaching assistant who is in charge of the overall scheduling of the laboratory. His name is Nezha.

"The Nezha in the legend?" the students whispered.

"Flood Chentangguan with the power of one person!"

"The body of creation, the highest embodiment of alchemy!!"

"Wow... I actually saw a live Nezha!"

"That's the hairstyle...emmm, it's... peculiar!!"

The red-haired Nezha silently rolled his eyes. Who can be blamed for this mentally retarded hairstyle?Isn't it because the teacher's taste is too urgent, anyway, there is only one chance to reshape the body, so he can't be more careful in the choice of shape... For this reason, he is often ridiculed by his friend Yang Jian.

All in all, in the busy recruiting season, in the "lantern halo" lit by the master all night, and in the wave after wave of greetings from fanboys and girls, Zhuang Zhou, who only wants to be gentle and gentle, can only hold his heart in silence. Tears from the bottom of my heart, in Lian Po's chilling singing, jittered, and I woke up and continued to work hard.

The wedding...then push it back.