[King of Glory] King's Mainland Food Talk
Chapter 67 Ji Ling, a part-time emotion expert
However, this terrifying large-scale emotional dispute, which was enough to set off the Great War of the Century, ended with an even more unimaginable ending.
In fact, this "Tibetan behind the door" conversation didn't finish two sentences at the beginning, because the two male protagonists almost got into a public fire and exposed the beautiful woman behind the door.
Of course, Diao Chan clung to the door and tried to pretend, "I'm not there at all." Sitting outside the door facing the two male guests, the host Ji was so embarrassed that he could only look up at the sky.
Because of the female guest who refused to meet her life and death, the scene fell into a strange cold scene for a while, and then the host tried hard to warm up the scene while wiping off cold sweat.
"In short... the situation is like this. You should discuss it with yourselves, whether it is better to get together or get away or something..." Ji Ling tried her best to tell the status quo without any emotion, including of course that the female guests have "entered a new era." stage of life" fact.
then……
"It must be mine!"
"It must be mine!"
The two male guests expressed full confidence in their "strength" in unison~
"How can it be yours if you are so weak?"
"How can it be yours if you are so weak?"
And at the same time expressed 100% disdain for the opponent's "strength"~
"Let's fight! Only the victor is entitled to have her and the child!"
"Let's fight! Only the victor is entitled to have her and the child!"
Emma has such a tacit understanding that you two can be together...
Ji Ling felt the black line hanging from her forehead, and carefully reminded: "The time is too short to confirm who the father is..."
The scene was silent for a while, and then...
"As long as Xiaochan is with me, I don't care about other things, as long as she is happy." Anyway, a rival in love just needs to be killed quietly... A murderous red light flashed in his eyes, Lu Bu said firmly .
To this, Zhao Yun returned the same tough and murderous gaze: "Of course I will treat Xiaochan's child as my own. After all, it's all this bastard's fault!"
[This is the first time I see someone vying to become a father, it feels really...]
"Asshole? Hmph~~ I see that you have always been very unpleasant, you sneaky man! I will hack you to death now!"
In an instant, lightning and thunder started in the small shop again, and the war was about to break out.
Ji Ling spit out her soul silently, then stretched out her hand and pointed towards the sky expressionlessly: "The system...hold it..."
Then the two guys who were about to fight for [-] rounds immediately found themselves imprisoned by a strange force and completely held in place.
"Please stay sensible and don't fight in the small shop." Ji Ling tried hard to reduce her sense of existence
"Little Cicada! Tell me! What do you want to be with me?" Lu Bu shouted directly behind the door.
"Xiao Chan, don't be afraid of this bastard, make a bold choice, and I will protect you in the future!" Zhao Yun was not to be outdone.
Obviously, Diao Chan's behavior of "pretending to be away from the scene" is meaningless at all, and Ji Ling, who is acting as a microphone, has silently stroked her chin and moved away from the scene.
【The system... just look at it...】
[The pressure is high...] The system is a little timid.
"Ahhhh, stop arguing! Concubine... I don't choose any concubine!! The child is mine and has nothing to do with you guys!! You all go away!!" Obviously Diao Chan has fallen into an emotional disorder... emmm, maybe this is also a normal pregnancy reaction.
The scene was very chaotic for a while. Ji Ling, who was watching the epic family dispute scene, suddenly felt the meaning of her existence. She stepped on the table and slapped her hard: "Stop arguing! Anyway, children are necessary Right! Anyway, it is your responsibility, before the child is born, the three of you are not allowed to quarrel, take good care of the pregnant woman, everything will be decided after the child is born!!"
【Huh?What did I just say? ] Ji Ling fell into a momentary confusion of consciousness after she finished speaking, as if she had made some great suggestion...
Suddenly there was a rustling sound from behind the door, it was the sound of Diao Chan flipping off the stool in surprise.
As a result, the two male guests' potentials exploded and they broke free from the system restrictions.
"Bang!"
【wipe!Pay my wife's door! 】
"Little Cicada!" +2
The two rushed forward, one on the left and the other on the right, to help him up.
"Be careful with the kids!" +2
"It's not yours!" +2
Diao Chan, who was caught in the middle...covered her face silently, "I'm sorry...this happened, I really didn't mean it, concubine... I really don't know what to do, woo...but I really don't want to see Someone died..."
Brief silence.
"Forget it... Just follow what Boss Ji said, Xiaochan, you can give birth to the child at ease, and it doesn't matter if the bastard's life is kept for ten months."
"Hmph! You're not ashamed to speak out, but... well, let's wait ten months and then decide the outcome!"
then……
The "harmonious" life scene appeared in front of Ji Ling.
For various reasons, Diao Chan stayed in Ji Ling's small shop to raise her baby, but this was indeed the best choice. After all, Ji Ling's small shop has become more and more like a "house of everything". Resources can be found almost immediately from here.
The two men each offered a large amount of "alarmony" and the "Saint Pregnancy Products" looted from various places.
The two adhered to "one big policy unshakable"-the new mother Xiaochan must be cared for, and the "two non-principles"-never give each other an opportunity, and never embarrass Xiaochan face to face.
Adhere to the struggle of never giving up under the harmony on the surface, and strive to kill the other party in an unknown corner as soon as possible!The two thought in unison.
"Xiaochan, it seems that both of them really like you, so I can rest assured." Ji Ling took the newly sent bird's nest, which was said to be the same price as gold, and gave it to Xiaochan. While cooking special delicacies, I read the new inspection report issued by the genius doctor Bian Que.
"Eh? Little... little cicada?"
Slightly fatter but still beautiful, the dignified and bright Xiaochan restrained her desire to eat another bowl and raised her head: "Huh?"
"Bian Que said...you are pregnant with twins~"
"what?"
"And... belong to different power systems..."
"what?!"
"And... it's not the same as your power system, so..."
The two looked at each other.
"what?!!!!!"
That afternoon, Diao Chan's scream pierced the sky, and the empress who came to eat at the restaurant shook her hands and dropped her chopsticks in fright.
"It's so enviable... I wish I had one percent of your luck." Regarding this, Her Majesty the Empress expressed deep envy and hatred.
"What to do... what to do after giving birth."
"What should I do, take the two together!" Her Majesty the Empress said that she didn't understand her entanglement at all.
"This... this way, two, two..."
"What are two?" The empress raised her eyebrows to show that you were really surprised, "There are so many faces in the harem~ Are you just two people who can't handle it?"
"This... this..." I almost forgot, the person in front of me is Her Majesty the Empress, her words...there are indeed countless harems. It seems that it really calmed down a lot when it was interrupted.
"Talk about Diao Chan..." the empress pondered.
"Ok?"
"How did you get pregnant all of a sudden? Tell me, no, tell me the secret~" The girl leaned over and looked at her with piercing eyes in a gossip-like manner. , "Tell me in detail, what have you eaten, what have you used, what posture are you in~~?"
"emmm..."
In the 14th year of Jian'an, a pair of twins with different hair and eye colors arrived. In the same year, at a low-key wedding, a breathtakingly beautiful bride led her two grooms into the bridal chamber together.
This story, which is enough to leave a strong and colorful mark in the history of the wild, ushered in a surprising and harmonious ending.
The author has something to say: Empress: Xiaochan, you are not good at being a man, you are always disobedient and quarrel every day, learn from me, you see, my men not only go to the living room and the kitchen, but also help me deal with it Government affairs lead troops to fight, you need to learn more about controlling your husband.
Mi Yue: YahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhOh hehehe, shouldn’t you learn from Bengong~ Xiao Mei Niang’s performance is still a bit short, you should learn from Bengong~
Empress: Who do you think has the lowest tier?
Mi Yue: Oh~~ Even though they belong to Yujie, men still love my style more obviously~~
(Amid sharp eyes and brow swords) Diao Chan: Heh...heh... two big sisters, let Xiaochan go.
It used to be sex~ Lured countless Diao Chan crushes and said that they are not at the same level and cannot resist...
In fact, this "Tibetan behind the door" conversation didn't finish two sentences at the beginning, because the two male protagonists almost got into a public fire and exposed the beautiful woman behind the door.
Of course, Diao Chan clung to the door and tried to pretend, "I'm not there at all." Sitting outside the door facing the two male guests, the host Ji was so embarrassed that he could only look up at the sky.
Because of the female guest who refused to meet her life and death, the scene fell into a strange cold scene for a while, and then the host tried hard to warm up the scene while wiping off cold sweat.
"In short... the situation is like this. You should discuss it with yourselves, whether it is better to get together or get away or something..." Ji Ling tried her best to tell the status quo without any emotion, including of course that the female guests have "entered a new era." stage of life" fact.
then……
"It must be mine!"
"It must be mine!"
The two male guests expressed full confidence in their "strength" in unison~
"How can it be yours if you are so weak?"
"How can it be yours if you are so weak?"
And at the same time expressed 100% disdain for the opponent's "strength"~
"Let's fight! Only the victor is entitled to have her and the child!"
"Let's fight! Only the victor is entitled to have her and the child!"
Emma has such a tacit understanding that you two can be together...
Ji Ling felt the black line hanging from her forehead, and carefully reminded: "The time is too short to confirm who the father is..."
The scene was silent for a while, and then...
"As long as Xiaochan is with me, I don't care about other things, as long as she is happy." Anyway, a rival in love just needs to be killed quietly... A murderous red light flashed in his eyes, Lu Bu said firmly .
To this, Zhao Yun returned the same tough and murderous gaze: "Of course I will treat Xiaochan's child as my own. After all, it's all this bastard's fault!"
[This is the first time I see someone vying to become a father, it feels really...]
"Asshole? Hmph~~ I see that you have always been very unpleasant, you sneaky man! I will hack you to death now!"
In an instant, lightning and thunder started in the small shop again, and the war was about to break out.
Ji Ling spit out her soul silently, then stretched out her hand and pointed towards the sky expressionlessly: "The system...hold it..."
Then the two guys who were about to fight for [-] rounds immediately found themselves imprisoned by a strange force and completely held in place.
"Please stay sensible and don't fight in the small shop." Ji Ling tried hard to reduce her sense of existence
"Little Cicada! Tell me! What do you want to be with me?" Lu Bu shouted directly behind the door.
"Xiao Chan, don't be afraid of this bastard, make a bold choice, and I will protect you in the future!" Zhao Yun was not to be outdone.
Obviously, Diao Chan's behavior of "pretending to be away from the scene" is meaningless at all, and Ji Ling, who is acting as a microphone, has silently stroked her chin and moved away from the scene.
【The system... just look at it...】
[The pressure is high...] The system is a little timid.
"Ahhhh, stop arguing! Concubine... I don't choose any concubine!! The child is mine and has nothing to do with you guys!! You all go away!!" Obviously Diao Chan has fallen into an emotional disorder... emmm, maybe this is also a normal pregnancy reaction.
The scene was very chaotic for a while. Ji Ling, who was watching the epic family dispute scene, suddenly felt the meaning of her existence. She stepped on the table and slapped her hard: "Stop arguing! Anyway, children are necessary Right! Anyway, it is your responsibility, before the child is born, the three of you are not allowed to quarrel, take good care of the pregnant woman, everything will be decided after the child is born!!"
【Huh?What did I just say? ] Ji Ling fell into a momentary confusion of consciousness after she finished speaking, as if she had made some great suggestion...
Suddenly there was a rustling sound from behind the door, it was the sound of Diao Chan flipping off the stool in surprise.
As a result, the two male guests' potentials exploded and they broke free from the system restrictions.
"Bang!"
【wipe!Pay my wife's door! 】
"Little Cicada!" +2
The two rushed forward, one on the left and the other on the right, to help him up.
"Be careful with the kids!" +2
"It's not yours!" +2
Diao Chan, who was caught in the middle...covered her face silently, "I'm sorry...this happened, I really didn't mean it, concubine... I really don't know what to do, woo...but I really don't want to see Someone died..."
Brief silence.
"Forget it... Just follow what Boss Ji said, Xiaochan, you can give birth to the child at ease, and it doesn't matter if the bastard's life is kept for ten months."
"Hmph! You're not ashamed to speak out, but... well, let's wait ten months and then decide the outcome!"
then……
The "harmonious" life scene appeared in front of Ji Ling.
For various reasons, Diao Chan stayed in Ji Ling's small shop to raise her baby, but this was indeed the best choice. After all, Ji Ling's small shop has become more and more like a "house of everything". Resources can be found almost immediately from here.
The two men each offered a large amount of "alarmony" and the "Saint Pregnancy Products" looted from various places.
The two adhered to "one big policy unshakable"-the new mother Xiaochan must be cared for, and the "two non-principles"-never give each other an opportunity, and never embarrass Xiaochan face to face.
Adhere to the struggle of never giving up under the harmony on the surface, and strive to kill the other party in an unknown corner as soon as possible!The two thought in unison.
"Xiaochan, it seems that both of them really like you, so I can rest assured." Ji Ling took the newly sent bird's nest, which was said to be the same price as gold, and gave it to Xiaochan. While cooking special delicacies, I read the new inspection report issued by the genius doctor Bian Que.
"Eh? Little... little cicada?"
Slightly fatter but still beautiful, the dignified and bright Xiaochan restrained her desire to eat another bowl and raised her head: "Huh?"
"Bian Que said...you are pregnant with twins~"
"what?"
"And... belong to different power systems..."
"what?!"
"And... it's not the same as your power system, so..."
The two looked at each other.
"what?!!!!!"
That afternoon, Diao Chan's scream pierced the sky, and the empress who came to eat at the restaurant shook her hands and dropped her chopsticks in fright.
"It's so enviable... I wish I had one percent of your luck." Regarding this, Her Majesty the Empress expressed deep envy and hatred.
"What to do... what to do after giving birth."
"What should I do, take the two together!" Her Majesty the Empress said that she didn't understand her entanglement at all.
"This... this way, two, two..."
"What are two?" The empress raised her eyebrows to show that you were really surprised, "There are so many faces in the harem~ Are you just two people who can't handle it?"
"This... this..." I almost forgot, the person in front of me is Her Majesty the Empress, her words...there are indeed countless harems. It seems that it really calmed down a lot when it was interrupted.
"Talk about Diao Chan..." the empress pondered.
"Ok?"
"How did you get pregnant all of a sudden? Tell me, no, tell me the secret~" The girl leaned over and looked at her with piercing eyes in a gossip-like manner. , "Tell me in detail, what have you eaten, what have you used, what posture are you in~~?"
"emmm..."
In the 14th year of Jian'an, a pair of twins with different hair and eye colors arrived. In the same year, at a low-key wedding, a breathtakingly beautiful bride led her two grooms into the bridal chamber together.
This story, which is enough to leave a strong and colorful mark in the history of the wild, ushered in a surprising and harmonious ending.
The author has something to say: Empress: Xiaochan, you are not good at being a man, you are always disobedient and quarrel every day, learn from me, you see, my men not only go to the living room and the kitchen, but also help me deal with it Government affairs lead troops to fight, you need to learn more about controlling your husband.
Mi Yue: YahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhOh hehehe, shouldn’t you learn from Bengong~ Xiao Mei Niang’s performance is still a bit short, you should learn from Bengong~
Empress: Who do you think has the lowest tier?
Mi Yue: Oh~~ Even though they belong to Yujie, men still love my style more obviously~~
(Amid sharp eyes and brow swords) Diao Chan: Heh...heh... two big sisters, let Xiaochan go.
It used to be sex~ Lured countless Diao Chan crushes and said that they are not at the same level and cannot resist...
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