[King of Glory] King's Mainland Food Talk

On September 13, 9, the Four Seasons Store in the afternoon put up a sign saying it was closed.

Inside the store, in Ji Ling's bedroom, a magnificent beauty lay on her bed, and buried herself face down in the bed, as if she didn't want to show her face.

Ji Ling, on the other hand, sat not far from Diao Chan with a look of "excessive surprise but no expression at all".

"So...if I understand correctly...I can sum it up like this," just a moment ago, after listening to Diao Chan's incoherent narration, Ji Ling sorted out her thoughts in shock, and said in a deep voice: "First of all, You rescued Lu Bu from the Ten Thousand Armies, and you used a non-standard way to break the curse to break the curse on him, but because the way to break the curse was not standardized, there was a serious follow-up reaction, which caused Lu Bu to be unconscious. The situation pushed you down..."

"Om!" Diao Chan let out a shy cry and buried her face even deeper.

"Then you let it take its course and lived with him in a remote town for a period of time, and found that as long as he left you a certain distance, the situation would be very unstable, so there was no way to leave him and walk away."

"Yes... almost..." Diao Chan's voice muffled under the quilt.

"And then, due to irresistible reasons, he fell into an irrational state again and pushed you down again. You miraculously found that you have fallen in love with him, so you plan to let go of the past and live with him."

"Buzz!" Diao Chan got into the depths of the quilt more and more like an ostrich.

"Things have developed to this point, and everyone is happy, but I didn't expect that yesterday you were in a coma, and Zhao Yun was found and packed away... But for some reason, you didn't wake up because you were too tired. Know."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Diao Chan wailed extremely depressed.

"..." The corner of Ji Ling's mouth twitched, feeling that she had received some news that she shouldn't know, and then she continued to summarize and analyze: "Then when you wake up, you find that the scene in front of you is very similar to a scene you have experienced before. , so I thought I was dreaming...so...in the dream, you boldly did what you always wanted to do but didn't dare to do, and you took the initiative to throw Zhao Yun down..."Ah beauty, your dream is really passionate Hehehehe...

"Aww~" Diao Chan covered her face with both hands, and wailed: "I really thought I was dreaming, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss" But something?

"It was too late when you found out that it wasn't a dream...so in the face of this situation, you didn't know what to do, so you ran to me and hid..."

"嘤嘤嘤嘤" Diao Chan wailed pitifully, her ears were red and dripping with blood.

"Emmm..." Ji Ling, who has experienced several worlds and has rich experience, couldn't help being silent for a moment. In the previous worlds, she has encountered more complicated and multi-faceted powerful relationships, but... like Diao Chan Embarrassment is really rare, "Personally... well, it's hard to advise you, but... Lu Bu almost went crazy and slaughtered the city after he found out that you were missing. Fortunately, Mr. Guigu happened to be wandering there and led people to the deep mountains. , did not cause any damage... Then Zhao Yun... rushed to my shop to ask you for news, although I kept him from it for the time being, but you really have to make up your mind quickly."

"Ahh... I don't know what to do now..." Qingcheng's stunning face was buried in the quilt, frantically rubbing back and forth.

"Then let's ask briefly... Lu Bu or Zhao Yun, which one do you want to choose?"

"No... I don't know woo woo... I can't do without one~~"

"Emmm... I support your idea," Ji Ling nodded solemnly, "If this is what you mean."

"Woooo..." Covering his face with his hands, he collapsed, "He didn't even have an expression after chasing him for so long, but he gave up and this happened. Woooo...Brother Zilong is also an idiot!!! Why do I The two I met were idiots... I am also a fool..." Diao Chan buried her head in the quilt again in an ostrich shape.

Ji Ling showed a sweet smile, held the teacup in both hands calmly, took a sip of water, and continued to speak leisurely: "And... I noticed... You shouldn't be using contraception, right?"

? ! ! ! !Raising her head suddenly, Diao Chan stared at her with a shocked and collapsed expression, "No...it can't be such a coincidence! Our strength is very strong..."

Under a certain balance mechanism in nature, the more powerful an individual is, the more difficult it is to reproduce. Therefore, even though a strong union of men and women has a long lifespan, in fact the offspring will not be abundant. Two or three is already very Powerful, for a creature like a giant dragon, there may only be one or two descendants in a lifespan of tens of thousands of years.

So... Diao Chan really hadn't thought about this possibility, and when she mentioned it at this moment, she immediately looked terrified.

"I knew it..." Ji Ling sighed silently, "You little girls never know how to pay attention to this kind of problem."

She took out the detector of this world and stuffed it into her hand. Since the relationship between Daji and Zhang Liang was settled, Ji Ling secretly stockpiled a lot of items, just waiting for when these two pure-hearted guys will "open their minds." "I don't want Diao Chan to use it this time.

Take out a drop of blood from your fingertip and drop it into the detector. While Diao Chan waited anxiously to the point of tearful eyes, the device glowed red and showed that the date is within these two days...

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"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...what's this going to be done?"

"From a certain point of view... Diao Chan, your luck is really... amazing~" A series of coincidences made the current situation embarrassing. It's really true that she can hit the lottery with such a low "winning rate"...

I remember the last time I heard Wu Zetian complaining in her shop, saying that she has never had any children, and was urged by the ministers every day to say that "the foundation of a country without children is not stable, what balabala".

"Hey~ Can this be my fault? Besides, I'm still so young, it seems that they are too idle to care about this every day, so I need to assign more tasks to them..." When the empress said this, her expression was the same as that of the 21st century. The men and women who are urged to marry in the novel are surprisingly similar.

This shows how difficult it is for a powerful person to have his own heirs, but... Diao Chan...

Ji Ling didn't know what expression to use to express her "sorry": "emmm... I heard that most women who have awakened a powerful force will only conceive once or twice in their lifetime... Would you consider...consider?"

"Sister Ji... Woohoo, save me!!" The big beauty completely ignored her image, hugging her and trembling in her arms.

"Calm down! Be good~~ Don't cry, don't cry, it's not good for the baby," Ji Ling hurriedly patted her on the shoulder to comfort her, then slapped her thigh and said, "What are you afraid of! At worst, we don't want either of those two bastards." , your child is your own, just give birth, I will raise it for you, don't worry at all, be good~~ don't get excited, no matter what you choose, I will support you, okay?" Ji Ling can't stand such a dog The beauty was lying in her arms and crying. After thinking about it carefully, she really didn't mind raising two more. Speaking of children...

Hmm... She is really interested in raising a playful cough cough cough.

Thinking about it this way, is he still a little excited? ? !

But I still have to persuade: "But this whole matter... I think you still have to tell the other party frankly, after all... emmm, this is a matter between you, and you must solve it together, but it's still the same sentence , I will support you no matter what, little cicada~ so don’t be afraid, boldly do what you want!”

"Then... Sister Ji... I, I'm really embarrassed to meet the two of them, can you help me talk to each other?"

Ji Ling: "..." Isn't this appropriate? ! !

Diao Chan (begging with teary eyes)

Ji Ling: "Okay...Okay, you sit behind the door, I, I'll talk to them first..."

On this autumn afternoon, Ji Ling discovered that the meaning of her existence was probably——a mouthpiece?

The author has something to say: About Yunchan’s boat scene, I’m hesitating whether to make it up or not, why don’t you let me see your enthusiasm~~ If you want to see it, I will write it, if you don’t, then continue the plot hahaha~~