monster restaurant

It is said that there was a man in the Tang Dynasty who once got drunk and fell asleep under the locust tree in the courtyard.In the dream, he was appreciated by the king in a place called Huaian, married the princess, and gave birth to five sons.Life is very happy and perfect, and it can be said that most men want to have this kind of life.But then the king heard other people's bad words, arrested the man's five sons, and sent him back to his hometown without checking.

When the man woke up from the dream, he found an ant nest under the locust tree, and inside it was a Han Dynasty palace made of mud.Only then did he realize that he was just having a dream, and Huai'an Kingdom in the dream was an ant nest, and he felt that life is impermanent, and the glory and wealth he gained is very easy to lose, so he couldn't help sighing, and finally retreated to the Taoist sect.

This is the story of Nankeyimeng that everyone is familiar with. As for the truth of this story, no one has checked it. Modern people only see the meaning of Nankeyimeng's invisibility.

However, Huai'an Kingdom actually exists. In the story, Huai'an Country is an ant nest. There are thousands of ant nests in the world, and any one of them can become a small country by itself, right?Ants are divided into queen ants, worker ants, soldier ants, etc. Ants are divided into males and females. 90.00% of ants in a nest are female ants. The life of male ants is relatively short, and they usually die soon after mating.

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"This is my dim sum." Zhang BeiJi walked to the front, picked up a large piece of dim sum, smelled it, and tasted it, and then decisively said to Li Qingming who was standing behind him, "Boss, this is really an ant hole." , let's go through."

Raising his hand to make a formula, Li Qingming was relieved when he found that the aura could still be used, "We will travel through time after sleeping, and the time travel is too simple, maybe this is just a sub-world, let's go ahead and have a look."

Surrounded by sleek caves, one or two ants can occasionally be seen crawling through, probably because the pheromones on Li Qingming and Zhang Beibei are very special, making these worker ants regard him as their own.The cave was actually very dark, but miraculously, the two of them could see clearly.

Not long after walking forward, Li Qingming and Zhang Beibei stopped in tacit understanding, because there were some rare voices ahead.

"The Mid-Autumn Festival will be in a few days, and then I will go out and pick up some mooncake crumbs and come back for you to eat." The voice sounded very young, with a hint of innocence, "Mooncake crumbs are delicious and sweet. A small piece fills you up and tastes better than anything else."

"I'm not strong enough. I can't carry big things, and I can't mate. I can only hang out with everyone. I'm a female, but I feel like a man. There are strong men and soft women in human beings." ?"

"Are you a man? But I think we are a good match. How about we get together? I can feed you. When you can move, we will hold a human wedding and wear a wedding dress... My body is black Yes, it should look better in a white wedding dress."

Hearing such a human voice, Li Qingming and Zhang Beiji looked at each other, thinking that the other was a human being, so they walked quickly around the corner, and then were a little confused by the scene in front of them.

One with a slender waist seems to be particularly easy to handle. Its six paws can be manipulated nimbly, and two of them seem to be crossing their legs. The tentacles on the head are playfully flickering, and the small black bean eyes are looking up at the sky. Looking at the top of the cave, the ants look very contented.If it wasn't for the fact that the outside of the other party was completely an ant, Li Qingming would have thought that guy was a human being, and that he spoke too much like a human being.

The little ant was stunned when he saw Li Qingming appearing suddenly, and immediately jumped up and pointed his butt at him, shouting: "Who are you? Don't come here, I have a needle in my tail that can stab you to death."

Ignoring the little ant shaking his buttocks at him, Li Qingming looked in another direction. He unexpectedly saw a human being, wearing a straight gown, with a fair and delicate face and a high nose bridge. He was a handsome man who was easy to fall in love with. .

The other party obviously also saw Li Qingming. He smiled and said, "Dim sum scum is delicious. I figured my fate is here, but I didn't expect it to go so smoothly."

"What?" Li Qingming was a little stunned. This was the first time he encountered something that was completely out of his control.

"This little ant has been away from the army for too long. I'm afraid there is no way for him among the worker ants. If he wants to go back now, he will definitely be rejected by other worker ants. We have to help him go back now, and we have to get something. Let's be honest. Hey, my blindness won't last long." The man explained with a smile, "That thing of mine is exactly what you are looking for."

It turned out that the two of them could come in unimpeded, it was because the person in front of him was blindfolded, Li Qingming nodded to express his acceptance of this explanation, and he also guessed the identity of the other party, but he didn't expect that the Guo family's exercise was not an ordinary magic weapon , and can transform into a human being.

It is rumored that some aged magical weapons will slowly give birth to spiritual wisdom, which is the so-called weapon spirit. Under certain conditions, the weapon spirit can temporarily leave the magic weapon and become a human body, and can also master certain supernatural powers.But these are all legends, at least Li Qingming has never seen such a capable magic weapon.

As if he was afraid that Li Qingming would not trust him, the man tore his clothes, revealing the tattoo on his left chest, which was obviously some kung fu spells.Li Qingming glanced around this man strangely, and couldn't help but think about it when he saw his penis. There are also exercises and spells in that place. It's really... very embarrassing.No wonder this guy pretended to be dead when he was in the Guo family, and never refused to transform into a human form. If so...the Guo family would have to strip him naked when they were studying exercises...

Accidentally distorted his thoughts, Li Qingming hurriedly pulled back, nodded in agreement with the other party's proposal.

"I don't want to go back, I can support you now!" The little ant ran over, poked the other party with its tentacles and said, "Gong Twelve, didn't you agree that we would stay together and leave here to go to human society? Don't you regret it?" ?” This little ant has unexpectedly rich emotions, if his eyes could shed tears, they would definitely be watery eyes now.

Touching the little ant's head with a wry smile, Gong Twelve, that is, the Qigong Qi Ling explained: "We have to leave, but we have to do something before we leave."

"You didn't want to abandon me?" The little ant knew quite a lot.

"No." Gong Twelve sighed and kissed the other party's head.Only then did the little ant shake his head and let Worker Twelve go. He walked in front and led everyone out of the small hole as a protector, and walked along the hole.

Later, Gong Twelve explained to Li Qingming in a low voice.It turned out that the reason why this little ant regarded him as someone he liked, and changed from a little ant to a human being, was because of the magic weapon.

The magic weapon can produce weapon spirit, and its own spiritual energy is naturally very strong. When it was stolen by Guo Dong, he tried every means to escape, but accidentally killed a small ant.Gong Twelve was taken aback at the time, the cultivation of Qi spirits is more demanding than that of humans, it would be fine if there is a master controlling them to commit the killing, but in the end he actually killed the creatures himself, which made the good-hearted Gong Twelve useless Most of the spiritual power revived the little ant.

So as soon as the little ant woke up, he became like a human being, but he himself didn't notice the difference, so he fell in love with Gong Twelve happily.

The name Worker Twelve was created with the help of the little ant. His worker ant team has eleven workers, and one more person makes twelve. Little Ant's arithmetic is very good.

The buttocks flicked and walked in front. When meeting other worker ants on the road, the little ants would shake their antennae to greet each other.In this way, even if some worker ants are puzzled, they will basically be fooled by the little ants because of the limitation of IQ.So everyone went all the way to the depths of the nest, and gradually they encountered not only worker ants, but occasionally tall soldier ants passing by, and some female ants with wings that had not yet mated.

Passing by a small cave, Li Qingming saw many ant eggs inside, and some worker ants took care of the ant eggs carefully.

"We still keep aphids in captivity." The little ant proudly showed off, "Let the aphids go out to nibble on plants during the day, and it will produce sweet maltose. It tastes great, and I like it the most. Worker twelve, when we leave, I I will lead you to find wild aphids, and there are also sweet candies to eat."

Instead of responding to the little ant, Gong Twelve reached out and patted his butt to signal that he understood.

When entering the innermost part, the little ant suddenly stopped talking.The atmosphere gradually stagnated, and Li Qingming could even feel a strange energy in front of him. He signaled Gong Twelve with his eyes, and at the same time quietly held Zhang Beibei's hand.They came here very suddenly, they were not prepared at all, and they didn't bring the bag containing the magic weapon. Now the two of them can only fight with bare hands except for the rubber band on Li Qingming's wrist.

"My main body is probably taken over by the queen ant." Worker Twelve explained with a wry smile, "This ant nest has existed for a very long time, and the queen has lived many years. I'm afraid it has exceeded the age of ordinary queens."

Everyone was barely considered like-minded, and Li Qingming naturally understood the implication of the words all at once.Everything in the world has spirits. If the spirit energy is sufficient, many spirits can be bred, such as flowers, insects, fish, mountains, rocks, water trees, birds and beasts, etc., can have spirits and become humans, monsters and monsters.Usually animals will become demons, plants are called monsters, and some are called spirits, but there is still a popular saying that they are called spirits.

Because of the magic weapon, this ant queen, who had lived a long time, probably had a spirit and became an ant demon.

This fact gave Li Qingming a very strange feeling. He had never seen an ant monster before, as if the fried egg he ate in the morning suddenly grew legs and ran away.He understands that this is the inertia of his thinking as a human being. According to the monk's view, all things should be equal.

Unlike Li Qingming's entanglement in his heart, Zhang Beibei was entangled directly on his face, and said with a bitter face: "Boss, I heard from Han Yan that ants are monsters with big breasts and big buttocks, and the buttocks are several times the size of the whole body." , is a solid monster."

"Don't listen to Hanba's nonsense, he rarely has anything reliable to say." Li Qingming glanced at Zhang Beibei angrily.

The little ant who had been walking in front suddenly stopped, and let out a frightened cry. He screamed: "What's going on? Many ant eggs are gone. Ah, there is an ant egg in the queen's mouth. They are actually eating ant eggs, these are his children."

Most of the ant eggs will be transported away by the worker ants after they are produced, and they will be properly placed. But this time, the queen seems to drive away many worker ants. Except for the tools placed beside him, they are ant eggs. eating.Above the head of the queen ant, there is a rectangular trace, because it is so small that it is almost impossible to tell that it is a book of exercises.

Seeing this scene, Gong Twelve pulled the little ant behind him, and said with a wry smile: "The ant queen ate my body, and it seems that she can't digest it for a while, so she started eating ant eggs to replenish energy."

Everyone appeared in this way, and the queen ant had found them after swallowing the last ant egg, with a sharp cry from his mouth, and a very strong pheromone.Soon, worker ants appeared one by one from nowhere, and quickly surrounded these people.

"Big Brother, Second Brother, Third Brother... Tenth Brother." The little ant suddenly shouted cheerfully, "We are one organization, and we are also a nest of ants."