Express delivery is a high-risk occupation

The courier boy opened his eyes amidst the hustle and bustle, sat up in a daze, and found that the whole corridor was in a state of chaos, "What's going on outside, the chaos?"

"It seems that many people hang clothes and trousers on the balcony last night, and the buttons are gone." Xu Tao, like Xu Mu, just got up, Qian Liang was still lying on the bed, and only Zheng Linsheng, who woke up the earliest, answered.

"Someone is playing a prank?" Xu Mu scratched the messy hair that was staggering in sleep, and stepped carelessly from the ladder to the ground.

Xu Tao also climbed out of bed sleepily, his mind as big as a black hole in the universe, "Could it be the wild cat downstairs?"

"I'm not sure if it's a prank." Zheng Linsheng stuffed the English book in his hand back on the shelf, "but it's probably not a wild cat. Even if they can come up, I haven't heard of cats scratching buttons. There are people from our house to 307. , 301 is fine."

Xu Mu buried half of his body in the closet, and took out a polo shirt that he was going to wear today, "We also have it in the house?"

Zheng Linsheng pointed in the direction of the balcony, "Qian Liang's one shirt and two T-shirts, I picked them up on the balcony floor for him just now."

The courier brother's clothes have always been washed by Feng Yuan, and they are also hung there to dry. On the balcony of the dormitory, there are basically only three people's clothes.Zheng Linsheng had just collected his clothes last night, Xu Tao had T-shirts, underwear and socks hanging outside, only Qian Liang, a shirt, and two polo shirts were all cut clean.

Holy crap, after admiring the masterpiece on the balcony, Xu Mu and Xu Tao glanced at the person who was still lying on the bed, Daxia Qian, let's be sad.

"Master, if you don't get up, you'll be late!" After washing up, Xu Mu knocked on Qian Liang's bed to offer the morning service.Turning around, he suddenly found that the small express carton he brought back yesterday had been opened!

Xu Mu remembered very clearly that when he put the things on the bookshelf together with the souvenirs last night, they were fine. Now, the white translucent sealing tape on the carton has been cut off, and the mouth of the box is wide open, exposing the ball of air bubbles inside. Paper.

Reluctantly, he picked up the small cardboard box and carefully flipped through the ball of bubble wrap. The box was empty and contained nothing.

Something?

The courier boy held the empty box and looked around under his bookshelf and table, but he didn't find any strange items.He carefully studied the content column of the courier order, and the two vague words should be... scissors?

"Have any of you seen what's in this box?" Xu Muchao, Zheng Linsheng and Xu Tao shook the box in their hands, and Qian Liang walked into the bathroom in a daze as if sleepwalking.

"Ah, on the balcony." Xu Tao, who was about to go out to buy breakfast with Zheng Linsheng, turned his head and ran to the balcony as if thinking of something. After a few seconds, he brought back a strange looking pair of scissors and handed it to Xu Mu apologetically, "No Sorry, when I came back last night, Qian Liang told me that the souvenir you brought was on the bookshelf. I didn’t see it clearly. I accidentally opened the box, and it turned out to be a strange looking pair of scissors. Later, I found it when I was drying the clothes. There was a thread, so I took it to use, and then I put it on the window sill and forgot about it."

"It's good that you haven't lost it." Xu Mu heaved a sigh of relief, and took the things into his hands.

This pair of strange-looking scissors is about fifteen or six centimeters long and symmetrical. It has neither the usual shaft eye nor the support shaft, but overlaps and bends at the bottom to form the shape of the number "8". The curve is smooth and elegant, very unique .The uppermost blade of the scissors opens naturally, the back is plain, the front is gilded and chiselled with flowers, shining golden, and covered with Ruyi lotus-like patterns, which are complicated, delicate and exquisite.

No matter how you look at this thing, it doesn't look like ordinary scissors, Xu Mu suddenly had a bad feeling.

It was placed on the balcony last night. As a result, almost the entire floor of the clothes hanging on the balcony last night suffered. Those buttons and so on, can't have anything to do with it, right?

[Hee hee, this button is also good. ] At the same time as a lively voice came out, all the buttons on Xu Mu's body snapped open.He is wearing a light green polo shirt today, with green and white stripes on the round buttons, which look like super mini peppermint fudge.

Xu Mu: ……………

What does it mean to pick someone's buttons when they meet?You are still playing hooligans with scissors!

Before the buttons hit the ground, they disappeared in a flash of golden light.

"Did you drop the buttons on the clothes on the balcony?" Xu Mu asked seriously while pinching the scissors. Zheng Linsheng and Xu Tao went down to buy breakfast, and Qian Liang was in the bathroom. Now is the best chance to find out the truth.

【of course. 】The blade of the scissors shook happily twice, and said with great pride, 【I like cutting buttons the most! 】

Xu Mu: ……………

Are you trying to say that your hands are itchy, so you cut all the buttons on the balcony of the whole floor?

【Why?You, you, you, how can you hear me? 】Five seconds later, Scissors, who reacted, asked in panic.

"I'm a Taoist priest." Xu Mu replied solemnly, and picked up his open neckline, "Where are those buttons? Take them out."

【What, you want to snatch buttons from me? 】The scissors said nervously, shrinking the blade as if facing an enemy.

"I don't want to rob you, I just want you to return other people's buttons." What does your attitude like being robbed mean?There is a row of black lines on Xu Mu's forehead, I will grab buttons with you only when I have a ghost on my body!

The blades of the scissors opened and closed twice excitedly, [No, mine, mine, those buttons are mine. 】

Let's be reasonable, okay, Xu Mu raised his forehead, "It's obvious that you cut it from other people's clothes."

[The cut is mine. 】The scissors are plausible, and they couldn't be more confident.

Xu Mu choked for two seconds, "The cut is yours?"

Which country's overlord clause is this?

[That's right, I'm the evil scissors. Hanging on the wall can drive away evil spirits, and pressing it on the medicine pot can subdue plague ghosts.As long as I cut off any filth that hits the edge of the blade, I can eat it directly. Why can't the buttons? 】

Xu Mu swallowed hard, "But those buttons belonged to their owners."

[A lot of little ghosts are also raised by Taoist priests. According to what you say, I can leave those guys alone? 】

Courier Brother: ……………

Damn, who will teach me how to happily communicate with a pair of scissors whose logic and body are twisted into a figure-eight shape!

In the end, Xu Mu still used the method of equivalent exchange, on the condition that he brought scissors to the button shop to pick out satisfactory buttons, and coaxed it to return the things it swallowed last night.

After Xu Mu sealed the scissors that got his wish back to the courier box and sent them to the logistics vehicle that was returned to the original place of delivery, he was relieved. Fortunately, this little bully has unique taste. What he likes to cut is the buttons on other people's clothes. Just sew them together , if it likes to cut hair or... certain vital organs, it's like the rhythm of a horror movie!

A week passed quickly, and soon it was time for the Monster Hunting Club activities on Friday afternoon.

Xu Mu didn't dare to be lazy this time, and rushed to the No. 2 lecture theater in Tonghua Building early.

Wu Bing stepped in the door with a sullen face, and when he saw Xu Mu who was sitting in the old seat in the second row, he sat down directly in front of the courier brother with a cold face.

"Do you know what's going on in today's meeting?" Xu Mu poked the little fox on the back, humbly asking him for news.

Wu Bing gave him a blank look, "Of course I chose a place where I go out to catch monsters on weekends."

"Go out to catch monsters on weekends?" The courier boy who is habitually absent from club activities looks confused. Isn't this a nominal club, with the big demon as the instructor and the little demon as the activist, such a club that is completely occupied by monsters Do you really want to go out to catch demons?

However, the fact is that the short-haired senior sister really announced three routes on the blackboard for everyone to vote.

The first route is in Yudai Lake Park near the school. It is said that there is a shipwreck of unknown age at the bottom of the lake. Since last week, some people said that they often heard the cry of innocent souls in the middle of the night.

After reading the information, Xu Mu got goosebumps on his back. Damn, is it true or not, can I wear a shielding helmet when I go for a walk in Yudai Lake Park in the future?I really don't want to hear the stories of wronged souls!

The second route is a place that is relatively unfamiliar to the courier brother, Qipanshan in the suburb of Shanghai.There have always been rumors in the local area that there is a tomb of a prince of the Han Dynasty under Qipan Mountain. Recently, some people broke the news on the Internet, saying that when they go hiking and camping, there are always strange vibrations and sounds in the ground.

Maybe someone was robbing the tomb, Xu Muwanted his mouth and guessed wildly.

Xu Mu is very familiar with the third place, Yuetan Street.There has been a lot of buzz on the Internet these days. The first archway on Yuetan Street, and the stone lion holding the ball in its mouth under the archway, actually appeared and spit out the ball. It may be a sign of something different.Residents nearby also said that they felt an earthquake-like tremor one night.

If you think too much, in fact, the Yazi who was suppressed inside was released!The courier brother who knew the truth said silently in his heart.

In fact, Xu Mu really hopes that everyone will choose the third one, so that tomorrow's club activities will definitely end quickly.The other two are really time-consuming, especially the second one. It is estimated that they will have to sleep in the mountains for one night.

Unfortunately, things backfired, and the most popular route was actually the second route.

The reason why everyone chooses this route is also very simple. You can sleep and have fun outside for a night like an autumn outing, and it is still at public expense!

At four o'clock in the afternoon on the weekend, the short-haired senior sister and Liu senior took a rented bus with more than [-] members and rushed to Qipanshan.

Qipan Mountain is not high, only about 900 meters above sea level. The mountain is lush and green, with beautiful mountains and clear waters.There is an area for tourists to camp and barbecue on the mountainside and at the foot of the mountain. The members of the Monster Hunting Club chose the mountainside with a more pleasant view after discussion.

The tents provided by the club are for two people, and the accommodation companions are divided into two groups of men and women, and the roommates for that night are determined by lottery.

Young Master Wu's tent was the most conspicuous in the entire camp. He didn't use the club's tent, so he brought a super luxurious big tent with two rooms inside and outside.

"One room, one living room! I'm so lucky." As the lucky one drawn by Wu Bing, the courier boy walked into Young Master Wu's tent under the envious eyes of everyone. Sofas and mini fridges, what an outrageous luxury.Xu Mu wished he could turn into the size of a Sprite cat and roll back and forth on that small sofa a few times.

"Idiot." Lucky you big-headed ghost, I found your nametag on purpose.Wu Bing muttered softly, sipping sour plum juice in small sips, wrinkling his nose with sourness every time he took a sip, and couldn't help taking another sip after a while.He especially loves this sweet and sour taste recently.

After a lively dinner, the short-haired senior sister divided the club members present into two groups. She and Senior Liu each led a team. Starting from the camp, they walked along the mountainside and the foot of the mountain respectively, and checked on the spot. Nothing unusual.

Both the short-haired senior and the senior held a brass compass in their hands, about the size of an A5 paper, which looked particularly high-end and grand, and was said to be used to measure demonic aura.

Wu Bing looked at Xu Mu with contempt, and looked at him, you, a Taoist priest, don't even have a compass!

The courier brother who can read the eyes of the little fox bent his mouth and patted the unicorn bead on the backpack. The natural radar of Fuzhu brand, passive excitation, active defense, you deserve it!

Everyone walked behind the senior sister and the senior and looked at them. At first, they were cautious and dignified, for fear of hearing any strange noises. After half of the journey, most of them relaxed and started to swim in mountains and rivers with a beautiful mood to digest food. Those mysterious revelations on the Internet are indeed deceiving!

Xu Mu and Wu Bing were the group that followed the short-haired senior to the mountainside. When they went around to the northwest of Qipan Mountain, the senior suddenly stopped at the entrance of a cave. Everyone was startled. Just as they were about to ask her, they walked away again. Step Shi Shi ran away.

Wu Bing glanced at the cave, and continued walking behind the large army as if nothing had happened.

The courier brother was busy broadcasting the scenery of Qipanshan with Feng Yuan in real time, and didn't care about this little episode.

At eleven o'clock, in the dead of night, Xu Mu, who had finished breathing, was just about to hug the quilt happily to find Zhou Gong and his old man, but Wu Bing grabbed his quilt and said, "Come on, let's go out and have a look."

"Where are you going?" Xu Mu asked inexplicably.

Wu Bing said with a porcelain-white face, and said righteously, "Of course it's to catch ghosts."

The courier boy gripped the corner of the quilt sadly and refused to let go, catching ghosts or something, can he ask for leave?

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Power saving notes outside the mini episode

The faculty and staff community of N University has been built for more than ten years. Feng Yuan’s rented house has all the home appliances provided by the landlord at the beginning, and there is no energy-saving mode, so it consumes a lot of electricity.

Among them, the most electricity-consuming are the old air conditioners in the house.

After experiencing summer and autumn, Xu Mu, who loves money, finally discovered the source of the sky-high electricity bill, so he decided to put the air conditioner in the cold palace.

When the outside temperature was fifteen degrees, Xu Mu changed the quilt on the bed to a thicker one.

When the outside temperature was five degrees, Xu Mu spread two quilts on the bed and stuffed two hot water bottles.

It doesn't matter if it's cold, you can wear more and cover more!Xu Mu said cheerfully to Feng Yuan.

Feng Yuan: ……………

The cold snap hit, and the outdoor temperature dropped to one degree. Feng Yuan pushed open the door and found that his pet was wrapped up like a ball. He was stunned that the air conditioner hadn't been turned on yet!

At night, the spherical Xu Mu climbed onto the bed with difficulty.

Feng Yuan pinched his face unbearably, and pointed to the thermometer, "It's one degree outside, three degrees inside, and five degrees in the refrigerator. How about we sleep in the refrigerator tonight?"

Xu Mu: ……………

As he wished, he turned on the air conditioner, and Feng Yuan watched with satisfaction as the sweaty courier brother took off his pajamas layer by layer.

That's right, when you do some kind of exercise that is beneficial to your physical and mental health, it's interesting to pick up one layer, but it's too much to pick up so many layers!Sha!wind!scene!up!