Express delivery is a high-risk occupation

"Ironsmith, you want to bully people again?" A gentle voice suddenly appeared.

"Hmph! Who made him smell so nasty!" The young man made a heavy nasal voice, and unwillingly let go of the courier boy's fragile neck.

Xu Mu, who survived the catastrophe, panted heavily, and found the boss of Moyi Pavilion opposite, the one who bought the armor yesterday, standing at the door.

"Don't forget where this is!"

"Understood! I didn't say to kill him, so it's not a violation." The young man muttered, scratched his hair angrily, and then roughly grabbed the package from Xu Mu's hand.

"Cough...cough, the courier fee is 12 yuan." Xu Mu reminded him weakly, with a few eye-catching red marks on his neck.

"I have no money!" The young man answered him confidently, and sat back angrily.

no money? ? ?

Xu Mu's eyes widened, big brother, are you from a bandit?Buy things by grabbing them!

He was estimating how likely he was to get the package back when he was easily dragged out of the store by the handsome owner of the calligraphy and painting shop with his collar.

"Boy, you don't want your life for money?" The boss glanced at Xu Mu out of the corner of his eye, let go of his hand, and signaled him to leave quickly.

"Can……"

A willow-leaf-shaped dagger passed through the gap less than a palm wide between the two of them, and poked into the back of the small tricycle with a "poof!", half a finger deep. The green express delivery receipt fluttered in the wind on the dagger.

To be so cruel!

Xu Mu's body froze all of a sudden, iron plates could pierce through, if this thing stuck on him... the shadow area in his heart suddenly stretched longer than the Great Wall.

"Don't say I'm bullying you, that dagger will be used as the courier fee." The young man in the store said arrogantly.

Can you say no?

Although the dagger seemed to be worth more than 12 yuan, Xu Mu still wanted money more.

For 12 yuan, he only earns it back by delivering twelve couriers.

What can a dagger do?

Unfortunately, he pulled out the dagger twice, but failed to pull out the dagger, so he had to take away the delivery receipt, and accepted this "deal" of forced buying and selling with grievances.

When it was time to deliver the last delivery on the 62nd, Xu Mu was still terrified, for fear that another "bandit" would rush out of it.

Fortunately, the person who answered the door this time was a fair-skinned and beautiful elder sister.The beauty didn't seem to wake up, her blond hair looked a little fluffy and frizzy in the sun, she sleepily took the package that Xu Mu handed over, then dazedly pulled out a hair five or six centimeters long and handed it to Xu Mu. Mu.

"Hello, the fee is 36 yuan to collect." Xu Mu explained cautiously.

"I know, handsome guy, most of the rest is for you." The beauty generously stuffed the golden hair into Xu Mu's hand, and closed the door with a yawn.

Xu Mu: ……………

The courier brother stood in a mess at the door in the wind, what do you mean?This hair also includes a tip?Even if this half blonde hair is made of gold, it's not worth 36 yuan!

Xu Mu hurriedly knocked on the door again, and the wooden door painted with red lacquer was banging like a drum.

Hearing a "creak", the door in front of him didn't open, but the shop next door opened half the door.

A 27-year-old blue-clothed youth leaned halfway on the door with arms folded, his messy silver hair glistening in the sun.With a sullen look on his brows, he squinted his phoenix eyes and looked critically for two seconds, then sneered at Xu Muxiemei, "Boy, if you quarrel again, I will rape you!"

Rape?

Xu Mu felt chills from his cold eyes, your sister!Are all the men on this street mentally ill?

How can there be such a threat?

"Go quickly if you get a bargain, don't make trouble here." The man frowned and glanced at the hair in the courier brother's hand, yawning and slamming the door with one hand.

Take advantage?

Xu Mu followed his gaze and lowered his head, half a hair is worth 36 yuan, which country's price is this! ! !

Xu Mu was sitting on the bus home with a plastic bag in his arms. He didn't bring a backpack today, so he could only find a plastic bag to hold a porcelain pillow and a bottle of cold boiled mineral water in his arms. There was still a value of 36 in the bag. Half a hair for [-] yuan and a willow-leaf dagger that was bought and sold by force, things that were exchanged for real money, he was absolutely reluctant to lose them.

36 plus twelve, 48 yuan for nothing!

48 pieces! ! !

I've done it for nothing today!

The courier brother leaned his head against the car window and calculated the accounts sadly, the more he thought about it, the more his heart bleeds.

who?What kind of people live in Qingping Street? ? ?

Open such a big shop, ashamed to say no money?

Half a hair can be used as a gold bar!

No wonder no one wants to take care of this place, it's a gathering place for strange flowers, a stronghold of neuropathy!

"Yudai Lake Park is here, passengers arriving at the station please hurry up and get off."

Just as Xu Mu was spouting barrages like firecrackers in his heart, the bus stopped on the platform.

Yudai Lake Park?Xu Mu suddenly remembered the Xiaolong Shengjian restaurant that Feng Yuan mentioned yesterday, and hurriedly got out of the car with his things in his arms.It's only 04:30 now, maybe you can still buy it.

The phone buzzed and vibrated, and a bunch of system score messages were swiped out, and the restless Xu Mu simply blocked it.Therefore, I also missed two of the strange contents.

[User name: Tie Ya scored 2 points Time: pm3:26

Comment content: It is long-winded and ignorant, and it smells like the Taoist priest surnamed Xu 90 years ago, which is very annoying. 】

[User name: Qiniang scored 5 points Time: pm4: 11

Comment content: The courier boy is very cute, and he rewarded half a 700-year-old ginseng whisker.In order to see more brothers, I will work hard to shop online in the future. 】

Yudai Lake Park is a free park without walls, covering an area of ​​about [-] hectares. Taking advantage of the terrain, a circular lake in the shape of a jade belt is used as a natural barrier. There are four white marble stone arch bridges built across Qingbo to the park.The four arch bridges naturally become four unique gates.The willows and new cicadas in the garden are like tents, and there are hundreds of hectares of clear water outside the garden, which is a pleasant scenery. The natural beauty and man-made landscape are seamlessly combined. It is the first choice for nearby residents to take a walk after dinner.It is said that hundreds of years ago, there was an academy of the Ming Dynasty by the lake, which produced many champions.Unfortunately, it was eventually destroyed in the flames of war.Today's N University was rebuilt on the former site of the academy.

On the sidewalk between the lake and the road, there are rows of storefronts facing the street, most of which sell toys and snacks.It was easy for Xu Mu to find the xiaolongshengjian shop. There were so many shops, but there were only two long queues at the door. One sold fried chicken, and the other sold xiaolong and shengjian.

Xu Mu waited for more than half an hour under the sun, and finally bought two boxes of fried shrimp buns.As if asking for credit, he took a photo of the takeaway box and sent it to Feng Yuan who hadn't gotten off work yet, emphasizing three words, "Delicious!"

"Stupid, stop!" The green light turned on, and Xu Mu, who had finished sending the message, was carrying his things and was about to walk across the zebra crossing to the direction of the community, when a voice suddenly rang in his ear.

The icy cold voice, the disgusted tone, seemed familiar, suddenly far and near, entwined around like mist.

Xu Mu suddenly stopped, and looked around in panic, "Who?"

Because there is a small three-storey building on the side of the road that is using a crane to install billboards, and the other half of the street is temporarily blocked. At this moment, only Xu Mu and the one next to him are standing side by side in a blue and white T-shirt. youth.He was about two meters away from Xu Mu, and he was wearing a pair of exaggeratedly large blue mirrored sunglasses covering most of his face, and he was holding a huge portion of fried chicken and eating one bite at a time.

The young man glanced at Xu Mu strangely through his sunglasses, and stepped onto the zebra crossing.

Xu Mu hesitated for two seconds. Just as he was about to move his legs, the voice next to his ear sounded again, obviously agitated, "It's dangerous, don't go over there."

The young man in sunglasses had already taken two or three steps, Xu Mu subconsciously shouted, "Dangerous!"

The young man turned his head, and he could feel his crazy-looking eyes even through the sunglasses.At this moment, the construction crane not far away suddenly lost control, and the huge crane's head was thrown out like a pendulum. Accompanied by it, there was also the advertising light box that was nearly ten meters away!

The huge white blister light box of "Boom" smashed firmly on the zebra crossing, less than half a meter away from the youth's feet.

Amidst the astonishing loud noise and the screams of passers-by, the light box fell into countless pieces, overwhelming the green belt in the middle of the road, and the flying fragments rushed around like hidden weapons.

The red cardboard box containing the fried chicken fell to the ground, and the young man in the sunglasses jumped back reflexively, his calves and arms were instantly scratched with bloodstains by the fragments.Xu Mu was not spared either, a palm-sized shard hit the porcelain pillow in his arms, making his arm slightly numb from the shock.Someone around immediately called the police.

Oops, china pillow!Xu Mu opened the plastic bag worriedly, and found several cobweb-like cracks on the pillow, the longest of which almost ran through the entire pillow, and the strange-looking mermaid was also cut in two by the crack.

He touched the longest crack with distress, and his 700 yuan was completely useless!If you look carefully, the mermaid painted on the porcelain pillow has a flat chest and abdomen, not like a beautiful woman, but like a man.Aren't the mermaids in the legend all beauties, how could they make a man?The more Xu Mu watched, the more confused he became.

Xu Mu's heart shuddered as if his finger had been scalded by a red-hot iron. The pad of his index finger was scratched by a crack, and the blood stained the porcelain pillow.

The young man who was still in shock stared blankly at the messy ground for a few seconds, then turned his head to look at Xu Mu, his voice trembling slightly, "How do you know?"

"...Guess." It can't be said that a strange voice told me!

"Guess?"

Xu Mu shook his bloody fingers, thought for a long time, and finally said dryly, "Uh... my ancestors were Taoist priests..."

"Are you a Taoist priest?" The man stepped in front of Xu Mu with unexpected eagerness in his voice, "Thank you Master for saving your life! Are you good at fortune-telling or catching ghosts? Have you ever seen monsters?" Is it?"

Aha! ?

Xu Mu was confused by his enthusiastic reaction!

"Baby, are you okay! Are you hurt?" A man with yellow hair rushed to the young man in sunglasses like a whirlwind, bringing a strong and sweet smell of perfume.Xu Mu couldn't get used to his tone of voice like a woman's.

"Can you spray less poison next time!" The young man frowned and sneezed, and had to take a few steps to Xu Mu's side.

"Oh, you're bleeding, you can't do it, you have to ask Mike to drive over, let's go to the hospital quickly! I told you not to let you eat fried chicken, the calories are so high, and you ran here behind my back, look, something happened! What should I do if my fans find out later? What if I get stabbed in the media? My heart, I have to tear it into sixteen petals every day I follow you..." The man with the blond hair noticed the blood on the young man in sunglasses, and took out a tissue, While chattering up.

Fan, is this person a star?Xu Mu looked sympathetically at the young man who was being cursed. If he took a few more glances, his face was indeed familiar, but he couldn't remember his name.

"Master, give me your WeChat number." Taking advantage of the time when the yellow hair called someone, the young man in sunglasses said quickly.

"I'm not a master..."

"It's okay, let's just make friends! Hurry up, he's about to finish his phone call!" The young man in sunglasses became more and more anxious, as more and more people gathered around him, he might be recognized at any time.

After getting Xu Mu's WeChat number, the young man in sunglasses was dragged away by the yellow-haired man who hung up the phone. Before disappearing into the crowd, the young man gestured to Xu Mu to call him.

The 700 yuan was completely wasted. Xu Mu didn't have the heart to watch the excitement, so he walked around the crowd listlessly, carrying his things and walking back.When I got home in a daze, I realized that I forgot to go to the supermarket to buy vegetables.

"Ah!!!" Xu Mu threw the broken porcelain pillow and the takeaway on the coffee table, threw the big font on the sofa, and buried his face in the middle of the two square pillows to vent his anger, rubbing vigorously. What kind of luck is this recently? Bad luck!

"Taoist?" The disdainful voice sounded very familiar.

When I was disturbed by the young man in sunglasses just now, I almost forgot about this elusive voice!Xu Mu's body froze, and he suddenly raised his head from the pillow, his eyes widened instantly.

On the wool carpet next to the tea table, stood a white deer as tall as half a person. Its fur was as thick as snow, with four coral-shaped golden horns on its head, two large and two small. Golden.There was a golden collar hanging around the white deer's neck, with three glazed slices the size of glutinous rice balls hanging on it. It was automatic without wind and full of brilliance. He was looking at Xu Mu coldly and critically with his head slightly tilted.

"I'm just a descendant of a Taoist priest." Xu Mu sat up from the sofa in a panic, and subconsciously leaned his back against the sofa and leaned against the quilt, trying to stay away from it as much as possible, but his mind was in chaos, monster!

Talking deer! ! !

Where did this deer come from?Porcelain pillow?Is it saved yourself?

However, it doesn't look very friendly.

"Isn't the descendant of a Taoist priest a Taoist priest?" Bailu impatiently paved the carpet with his hoof, and the antlers threw out a golden arc of light. With a "click", the stainless steel floor lamp beside the sofa broke in two. , The incision is smooth and sharp!The arc of light continued unabated, hitting the wall like a sharp blade, cutting out a palm-width mark, the deepest part was three or four centimeters, and dust and bricks splashed all over the ground.

Big difference!

Assessing the strength of his body, Xu Mu silently shed two lasagna tears in his heart, knowingly thinking that he should not argue with a deer with a strong force value about blood inheritance and inheritance of ancestral business.

Bailu stretched his neck and leaned over, sniffing at the side of his neck with a disgusted expression, "Although I hate Taoist priests the most, you smell like a master, and you can barely accept it."