Express delivery is a high-risk occupation

"Roar!!!" The giant beast shook its head, roared in pain, flicked its tail and swung its claws, and slapped the other half of the door with a murderous look.Noticing Xu Mu at the door, it held its paw abruptly, as if it had been immobilized.

That ferocious beast looks like a tiger, covered with golden hairs all over its body, the black markings on its forehead don't look like a "king" but a "mountain" character, its size is at least two or three times the size of an ordinary adult tiger, it's majestic, and it walks on all fours He was already about the same height as Xu Mu.

The giant tiger stood there for two seconds with its paws raised, then turned around and ran back to the depths of the store.

Xu Mu: ……………

What do you mean?

After hesitating for a while, the courier boy holding the cardboard box quietly turned his head, and asked uncertainly to Qilin Zhu, "Did I just... scare the tiger away?"

[It should be of the enlightened beast lineage.It's okay, I have a good temper. 】 Husbands replied lazily.

"Enlightened beast?"

No matter what, it's good not to hurt anyone.

Xu Mu let out a long breath, he almost had a heart attack just now, and his life was shortened by at least three years.

[The watchdog of Kunlun Mountain guards the gate for the Queen Mother of the West, um... just like the watchdogs raised by you humans.Just now, there were only five spots on this tail, and it has not yet been repaired, so it is tender.It will be handsome when it grows up. 】The husbands clicked their tongues, as if recalling the appearance of an adult enlightened beast.

The watchdog raised by the Queen Mother?

That can't be kept here, it's too scary!

Now that he is so big, how can he still have it when he grows up?This thing belongs to a dinosaur, right?

Xu Mu anxiously looked into the room through the half of the door, the tables and chairs were overturned, and it was a mess.A lot of things that looked like bronze tripods or incense burners rolled down on the ground, and there were several round bronze mirrors, most of which had black shells and were covered with red spots and green embroidery.

Only then did the courier boy understand that Ganqing Gold Building is not a gold store, but looks like a bronze ware business.

Just when Xu Mu was hesitating whether to knock on the remaining half door to call for someone, a muscular blond young man in his twenties came out from the house, wearing a black vest, red and black sweatpants, covered in With strong muscles, it is estimated that he is usually a master who likes sports.

He covered the right half of his face with his hands, his face full of misery.

"Who are you looking for? Hiss~~~~~~~" As soon as he said three words, he took a deep breath.He was originally born with thick eyebrows, big eyes and piercing eyes, but now his handsome facial features are distorted in pain.

"Uh..." Xu Mu looked down at the box, "Is Mr. Lu Xiaotian there? The chocolates he ordered have arrived."

"That's great... Oops!" The young man showed a hint of joy, and wanted to reach out to pick up the box, but just reached halfway, he screamed, and hurriedly retracted it to cover his face.

He looked around helplessly, raised a drum stool with one foot and stood in front of Xu Mu, "Put it here, hiss~~"

"Please sign here." Knowing that the person in front of him is the owner, Xu Mu took out the yellow receipt slip and handed him the pen.

The young man signed his name with difficulty, and the veins on his wrist burst out of pain.

Xu Mu took back the list, hesitated for a while, and asked, "You don't have a toothache, do you?"

The blond young man covered his right cheek with both hands, and nodded with great aggrievedness.He didn't know when a big yellow tail appeared behind him, dangling listlessly.

"It's better to take some painkillers, or go to the hospital to find a doctor..." Xu Mu sincerely suggested.His condition looks serious, and it's not a problem to be so stiff.

Glancing at the tail, the courier brother stopped abruptly, his heart beat violently, and he counted secretly, there were indeed five black spots on it.

Dare to love that this is not the owner of the golden retriever tiger but the real one?

"Myrrh... hiss, Dr. Gouer has gone out hiss..." The young man covered his cheeks sadly, not knowing that he had revealed his truth.

There are quite a lot of doctors, but I just don't know whether to take you to a dentist or a veterinarian.

Xu Mu looked at the swaying shadow on the ground in confusion.As long as it can't maintain its human form, it will scare people to death wherever it goes, right?

"Do you have any medicine?" The young man looked at the delivery boy hopefully.

"Me?" Xu Mu pointed to the tip of his nose. In his backpack, there were only water cups, change, half a pack of napkins and a tsundere monster.

"Otherwise, shall I help you buy a box of painkillers?" Xu Mu scratched his hair. He remembered that there was a pharmacy two blocks from the alley.

"Really?" The blond young man looked at him excitedly, his tail stretched straight.

"I just don't know if it will work for you." Xu Mu nodded. Anyway, this is the last family, and it's just a matter of running a few more steps.

"You are such a good person, hiss..." The blond young man flicked his tail happily, and found a bulging drawstring bag from the mess, with brocade patterns on it.

The corners of Xu Mu's forehead twitched, no matter how it looks like, it doesn't contain normal banknotes.

"Spend whatever you want." The blond young man waved his hand, and the pocket drew a graceful arc in the air, and smashed it into Xu Mu's arms.

His chest was in a burning pain, Xu Mu opened his pocket and saw that there were a dozen or so square stone pieces inside, not much bigger than mahjong tiles.Frustrated, Xu Mu took out the piece and looked at it. There was a strange pattern carved in the middle of the gray-black stone piece, like overlapping seals and spells.

Xu Mu: ……………

It's strange that this thing can buy medicine! ! !

[Stone dominoes, it is said that with this device, you can enter and leave the Kunlun scenic spot of the Queen Mother of the West. 】 Husband said excitedly.

Who is going to visit Queen Mother of the West for nothing?

The courier boy expressed no interest.

Seeing the piece of stone in Xu Mu's hand, the young man quickly bent over and took out a wallet and took out two pink banknotes and handed it over, "I took it wrong, hiss, humans should use this."

"One is enough." Xu Mu breathed a sigh of relief, took one and held it in his hand, and handed the bag back to him by the way.

"This is for you." The young man twisted out a stone domino and enthusiastically stuffed it into the courier brother's hand.

Hurriedly handing over the two boxes of medicine and the change to Lu Xiaotian, Xu Mu hurried back.When passing by No. 64, Wandering Du happened to open the door.

The jade that I handed over to Mingchuan was placed squarely on the blue stone steps at the door, in a white plate with a wide edge and a deep mouth.

Xu Mu stopped the small three rounds and looked in. In the brightly lit room, Ming Chuan and Zhou Ye were nowhere to be seen.

Just as he was feeling strange, he suddenly noticed a four or five centimeter tall little man in an ancient costume who... no, climbed out of the threshold and dragged something like a child's toothbrush to the side of the plate.

Xu Mu: ……………

This, is this another monster?

The villain was wearing what looked like an ancient official uniform, with delicate features, but his eyes glowed faintly red, and there was an inexplicable evil spirit in the night.Seeing Xu Mu, he politely bowed to him, "I haven't seen you for a long time, how are you doing?"

"Hello." Such a polite monster is really rare, Xu Mu scratched his hair in confusion, "Have we met?"

"I've seen it before." The villain blinked, then stood beside the plate and rolled up his wide sleeves with great effort.

Xu Mu pointed to the wooden plaque on the wall inside the room, "Are you also from the Human World Security Bureau?"

"I'm staying here, and I'll help the adults do what I can in return." The villain stood by the plate, muttered a few words with a stern face on his fingers, and was two or three times his height. The brush fluttered up and began to scrub automatically around the jade.

Temporary workers?

Xu Mu looked at him curiously, "Your human form...why is it so small?" Isn't the human form of monsters generally the same as normal people?

"In order to restrain the magic energy as much as possible."

"Demon energy? Are you a demon?" Xu Mu's eyes widened, with a trace of indescribable surprise in his eyes.He has always thought that demons are the scariest of all kinds of ghosts and ghosts, in every sense, from appearance to temper.

"Naturally, I'm a demon, and these red eyes are the sign." The villain smiled wryly, and pointed to his red eyes earnestly.

While the brush head was flying, traces of blue-black mist drifted out from the jade box.

【Pain, pain】Yuwei cried pitifully.

"It said it hurt a little." Xu Mu pointed to Yuwei to remind the villain in costume.

The villain looked at Xu Mu in surprise, and then at Yu Wei, "In the old days, I heard that some people could hear gossip, and thought it was nonsense, but I didn't expect it to be true. However, Lord Mingchuan said that it is not allowed before the clean It enters the door, although the process of getting rid of the filth is somewhat uncomfortable, I can only ask it to bear it."

Xu Mu had no choice but to look at Yuwei sympathetically, bid farewell to the villain, and the African version of the small three-wheeled "chug chug" drove into the hazy night.

Having nothing to do on the way home, Xu Mu checked the Kaiming Beast's information.

The place where the gods are guarded...to the east stands on Kunlun...the body of a beast is like a tiger, and there are nine heads, all of which have human faces.

Looking at those imaginary pictures of tigers with nine human faces on the Internet, Xu Musen was overwhelmed by Fuzhu's aesthetics. Does this terrifying appearance have anything to do with the word "handsome"?

When he got home, Zhao Yan was sitting on the broken sofa watching TV with great interest.

Hey, the sofa and the missing things have to be replaced quickly.

Xu Mu shook his head with a bitter face, and walked around the house, only to realize that Feng Yuan hadn't come back yet.

He took out his mobile phone and was about to call Feng Yuan when he heard the sound of a key coming from the door.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Xu Mu greeted the door, but found that Feng Yuan's face was tired, and there were scratches on his forehead and arms.

Could it be a car accident?

"It's okay, there was a little accident. I'm too tired today. You can order takeaway for dinner. I'll take a shower first." Feng Yuan rubbed his head, walked into the bedroom to change clothes.

Xu Mu hesitated again and again, and ordered an American ginseng and keel soup from the restaurant with a rather expensive price tag, and ordered mandarin fish, crystal shrimp dumplings and two vegetables that Feng Yuan likes to eat.Feng Yuan looked very tired, so he needed something to refresh him.

The author has something to say:

I personally think that the enlightened beast is not the same as Lu Wu, and it's just a bad idea to let the enlightened beast be named Lu. ╮(╯▽╰)╭