Express delivery is a high-risk occupation

"Stop it, don't hit it." Xu Mu grabbed the towel that was almost swept away from his head, and looked distressed at the several pieces of silver steel pipe that clanged against the wall.

The metal wires wrapped in red and white soft rubber tubes were exposed from the neat fractures, which looked like the wreckage of the floor lamp he had bought home less than three days ago.

The money I worked hard to deliver the courier for several days was gone.

The monsters standing on the left and right sides of the battle center turned a deaf ear and continued to fight.

Xu Mu: ……………

Whoa!

A mug shattered at his feet.

Sharp pieces of porcelain scraped off the courier boy's insteps and calves like snow flakes, almost scratching his damp skin.

"I'll give you three seconds." Feng Yuan took Xu Mu to his side to protect him with one hand, and coldly glanced at the perpetrators on the left and right, "If you hit me again, all of you will get out."

Feeling the powerful aura, the two ninth-level monsters who were manipulating the Whirlwind and the Light Blade Rush outside the field trembled in unison, and hastily withdrew their hands.

puff!

In the middle, the chaotic scene of Mars colliding with the earth miraculously gathered into a wisp of blue smoke, swaying and swaying, and disappeared within two seconds.

The male god's overwhelming aura can even suppress monsters!

How exactly?Xu Mu automatically switched to the fan mode, and stared at Feng Yuan's perfectly angled profile with extremely admiring eyes.

No, monster!

A few seconds later, the courier boy's eyes widened suddenly. He looked at the heroic young general in red robe and silver armor on the left, and asked stammeringly, "You, why are you..." Appeared?

"The general used to be afraid of scaring people." Zhao Yanyang crossed his chin and crossed his arms, taking a natural posture of "I can show myself, but I just don't bother to waste that effort".

"Then why don't you meet Mr. Wang?" Xu Mu asked suspiciously. With the friendship between Mr. Wang and Dao Ling, he must not be afraid.

Zhao Yan: ……………

Zhao Yan seemed to have been stabbed in the waist by someone, his face was distorted, and he held back for a long time before he said bravely, "Seeing a few more times will only increase my worries in vain."

【boast. 】Obviously it was the adult in the room who helped!

Fuzhu changed from a white deer to a white cat again, licking his paws and busy cleaning up his personal appearance, he interrupted disdainfully, and the pendant with three glass-colored flakes hung around his neck without wind.Although he didn't dare to reveal Feng Yuan's secrets, it didn't prevent him from making malicious complaints about his class enemies.

Fu Zhu’s voice brought Xu Mu’s attention back to the messy and miserable living room, the walls with holes and holes, the floor lamp torn apart, the coffee table thrown upside down, the TV remote control that was broken into puzzles, the mug that couldn’t find the whole body, rolled into pieces. A long blanket in the shape of a chicken roll, a sofa in a ripped outfit...

Even if a typhoon passes by, the scene will not be worse!

It's over, these two prodigals, one destroys nearly ten thousand yuan, a weapon whose destructive power is almost destructive!

The courier boy sighed and scratched his ears sadly, as if he saw countless banknotes flapping their wings and flying towards the window away from him.

I don't know if the little money in the small treasury is enough to buy a sofa.

"Smelly cat, shut up!" Zhao Yan glared at the little white cat sternly, but couldn't help but quietly took two steps back.

[This seat is not a cat!Didn't you just see it! 】The husband raised his head arrogantly, the height was not higher than the opponent's ankle.

"Continue to fight with your original form if you are capable!" Zhao Yan clenched his fists angrily.The quarreling guys don't seem to need to communicate, just understanding is enough.

"Brother, do you believe it now? It's a monster." Xu Mu stood in the ruined living room, pointing at the little white cat.

Facts speak louder than words, the fight just now was absolutely impossible for an ordinary cat to do.

Not to mention the sword spirit, the miraculous story described by Mr. Wang can be directly included in the anthology of Shang Hai's folk tales.

The only benefit of this fight is probably that it will allow Feng Yuan to see the existence of monsters.Xu Mu looked at Feng Yuan expectantly and nervously, for fear that the other party would show some disgusting expression.

After these few weeks, he already had a strong premonition that because of his blood relationship, he might be entangled with monsters for the rest of his life.

"I will believe that they can clean the living room immediately." Feng Yuan rubbed Xu Mu's wet head calmly, and looked coldly at Zhao Yan and Fu Zhu who were separated from each other like fire and water, separated extremely far away, "If they don't clean up within half an hour, they will all go to the corridor and stay there."

Regardless of whether you are a monster or not, if you enter this door, you must abide by my rules.

Feng Yuan took on the attitude of the head of the family, and issued the family order domineeringly.

Everyone in the room knew that Feng Yuan was definitely not joking.

Fuzhu lowered his head and scratched his head with his furry paws. He could fight, but he couldn't clean... really.

"This general has lived for so many years and has never touched a broom." Zhao Yan on the other side also rubbed the back of his neck, muttering softly.

"Let me clean it up." After all, Fu Zhu was brought back by himself, and Dao Ling was invited back because of himself.Xu Mu smoothed things over, wiped a few dripping hair ends with a towel, and was about to step towards the sofa when Feng Yuan grabbed him.

"Go and blow dry your hair." Feng Yuan pinched a formula in his hand, calmly separated the broken porcelain pieces around him, and stuffed Xu Mu back into the bathroom.

In the middle of the night, the post-disaster reconstruction work stumped the two monsters who had lived for hundreds of thousands of years.

The two enemies stood in the living room facing the traces of the mess and looked at each other, full of embarrassment. The word "sweeping" never appeared in their fairy tales.

Which monster will sweep the floor after a fight?

Unless the soul is removed!

"You two, there are 29 minutes left." Feng Yuan dropped these words and followed Xu Mu into the bathroom without looking back, ready to take a bath.He didn't care about the mood of the two behind him. They almost hurt Xiaomu because they didn't have eyes in the fight, so what if they don't teach them a lesson!

After Xu Mu finished blowing his hair, the garbage in the living room was piled up in two simple piles with clear barriers.

Hearing the noise, the little white cat jumped down from the top of the "garbage" pile, flicking its tail as if asking for credit, with an expression of "look how capable I am, please praise me"!

Zhao Yan leaned against the wall farthest from the little white cat in a straight line, staring at it warily.

There are still a lot of debris scattered on the ground, like a lawn after falling leaves in autumn. Looking around, there is no real "clean" place at all.

The courier brother shook his head dumbfounded, and went to the kitchen to get a broom and a garbage bucket for a second rework.If he refused to save them, the two in front of him would be driven out of the house 100% without mercy.

Xu Mu didn't sleep until midnight, and Xu Mu got up a little late the next day, almost being late.

The proprietress didn't say anything, but instead thoughtfully helped him sort out some of the goods.Xu Mu was very grateful. At that moment, he really had the urge to work in this delivery point for the rest of his life.

On the way to deliver the goods, he has been calculating the loss of last night and the money he can make up on hand. Including the blood amber, the money he can make up is only about 700 yuan, and I don’t know if it’s enough to help Feng Yuan. Re-buy everything that is broken.

The courier boy, who was worried about money, was slack in his work for the first time, and he arrived at Qingping Lane, the last stop, at four o'clock in the afternoon.

There are three items in Qingping Lane, one is still a snack for online shopping enthusiasts and game fanatics, and the other is for the beautiful woman who used half of her hair to pay for the courier fee last time.Xu Mu looked at the courier slip carefully and nervously twice, and he was relieved to make sure that the delivery wasn't due this time.

I really can't afford to pay the courier fee in advance!

The other item was delivered to No. 55 Qingping Lane, and the recipient was called to stand and bask in the moon.The courier box was extremely small, only half the length of Xu Mu's palm, and it was so light that it was almost weightless in his hand, but the insured price column was filled with 1 yuan.

After much deliberation, Xu Mu couldn't guess what such a small object was.

At the door of the store at No. 55, there is a Go board hanging, with a big "chess" written on the back.The chesses sold in the house are mainly chess and go. The boards and chess pieces are made of various materials, from wood and crystal to agate and jade. Xu Mu never thought that a set of chess can play so many styles and tricks, and he couldn't help being a little amazed. .

"Hello, may I ask if Mr. "Standing and basking in the moon" is there? There is his courier." The courier boy stood outside the threshold, holding a box and talking to the man in blue T-shirt and glasses who was sitting alone behind the counter.

In front of the man with glasses was the end game of a game of Go. He was holding a black and white chess piece in both hands and was engrossed, as if he hadn't heard Xu Mu's words at all.

"Hello, is Mr. "Standing and basking in the moon" here? There is a courier from him." Xu Mu had no choice but to raise his voice and repeat to the person across the table.

"I am, put it over there!" The young man with glasses replied without raising his head, pointed at the counter, and scratched his hair, as if he was very anxious because he couldn't solve the mess.

"The yellow form needs your input." Xu Mu nodded to the young man with glasses, and then froze.

The young man with glasses is holding a white chess piece in his left hand, a black chess piece in his right hand, and the other hand is scratching his hair!

What the hell!

Where did this third hand come from?

The author has something to say: After working overtime, I found out and forgot to update it, and making up a small episode is considered compensation.

In addition, it will not abandon the pit!

It is possible that the update will be relatively slow in the near future, but it will never be abandoned.

The planning of buying a house outside the mini episode

On a certain day in a certain year and month, before Feng Yuan walked into the kitchen to cook, he casually said that he was going to buy a house recently, so Xu Mu grabbed a pencil and a notebook, and lay down on the sofa with great interest to make plans.

Feng Yuan shares one with himself, one in the study room, one for his parents, one for his uncle, Dao Ling and Fu Zhu cannot live together, one will be in the study and the other will be in the living room, there is no need to reserve an extra room.

Xu Mu drew four grids on the notebook, bit the tip of the pen, and filled in two more grids after deliberation. Shen Liang came here too frequently recently, and even took over his position as director, always sleeping on the sofa in the living room.Better give him one too!

And First Young Master Wang, if you don't reserve a room for him, you will definitely have to talk about it for half a year.

Six rooms?Seems like too much?Xu Mu looked at the grid on the paper in distress, but didn't know which one to cross out.

Feng Yuan came over, raised his eyebrows and looked at the grid drawn by Xu Mu on the paper, "What is this?"

"Our room, the study room..." Xu Mu introduced the owners of each grid to Feng Yuan, and then hesitantly said, "However, six rooms are a bit much, aren't they?"

Feng Yuan rubbed his head, stretched out his hand to hold his hand holding the pen, and circled himself and Xu Mu together. His parents, He Qiang, Shen Liang, Wang Dashao and other non-residents circled together, "One A master bedroom, a guest bedroom, a study room for the family pets, plus a video room and a cloakroom, just bought a duplex building with five bedrooms and two living rooms."

"However, First Young Master Wang and Shen Liang both said that we would reserve a special room for them in the future!" Isn't there a need for an audio-visual room and a cloakroom?

"It's just reserved for them."

Xu Mu:? ? ?

After the decoration of the new house was completed, the two elders of the Feng family were the first to come to the door.Feng Yuan pointed to the guest room and said, "A room specially reserved for you."

The two elders nodded in satisfaction, stayed for a day and happily left.

Shen Liang was the second to come to the door, and Feng Yuan pointed to the guest room and said, "This room is specially reserved for you."

Shen Liang hugged Xu Mu emotionally, "Brother Dao, you are too kind to me."

Young Master Wang came to the door, and Feng Yuan pointed to the guest room, "The room is reserved for you."

"Brother, you are so interesting!" Young Master Wang walked around the room twice happily, and immediately asked the housekeeper to bring over two high-end silk seven-piece bedding sets.

Xu Mu: ……………

Brother, you are obviously a big liar!