Express delivery is a high-risk occupation

【I... I just think he's gone too far. I wanted to vent my anger on Xiao Lin, but I didn't expect...】 The voice explained in a stuttering voice, full of grievances that couldn't be resolved.

"Be more specific." Ming Chuan subconsciously glanced at Feng Yuan, his face still dark.

Xu Mu stared at Ming Chuan intently, he could hear it, really could hear it!Be sure to ask him later if he also has the special ability to understand gossip.After all, sometimes when only you hear it, you will really have self-doubt, especially when the tsundere on the backpack is completely ignoring people.

[Xiao Lin is very kind. Every time it is his turn to clean, he will help me wipe my body clean. It has been [-] years, and only he can wipe me so carefully...]

"Get to the point." Ming Chuan folded his arms, and tapped the outside of his arms with a few fingers in turn, with a look of impatience.

The courier brother scratched his ears, this stone spirit's standard of judging people is really unique.

Feng Yuan paid attention to the movement around them, pinched his fingers silently, and cast a blindfold around them to isolate passers-by from prying eyes.

【That fat man is very bad. He said he was Xiao Lin's elder brother, but he always came to Xiao Lin for money.Today he came to ask Xiao Lin for money again when he was drunk, but Xiao Lin refused to give it, so he became angry and beat him.Originally, I just wanted to trip him and scare him, but I didn't expect him to be torn with Xiao Lin and fell to the bottom, and I was, I was...]

"This is not a place to talk, let's find a place to eat and ask questions?" Bai Wu could see that everyone's attention was taken away by the "interrogation" over there, no one moved their feet, and immediately made a sound again, isn't it just an interrogation? What a little demon, what's the rush?The sky is big and the earth is big, how can there be such a big thing as being hungry.

Although, he didn't feel hungry for a long time.

"Your Majesty..."

"Okay, my ears are getting callused from what you're talking about, and I'm often worried that I'll grow old quickly." Bai Wuchang picked out his ears, raised his Big Mac cup in front of Hei Wuchang, and pointed the straw at him flatteringly. On the edge of his mouth, "Here, I'll give you a sip, and I promise you that I'll go back straight after this time."

Xu Mu thought that Hei Wuchang would push Bai Wuchang's hand away, but he actually tilted his head and took a sip.

"Hey, you really drink it!" Bai Wuchang withdrew the cup back distressedly, pointing at the bag Hei Wuchang was holding in his hand, "Don't you have a glass yourself?"

"Too lazy to disassemble." Hei Wuchang replied blankly.

Bai Wuchang: ……………

Xu Mu: ……………

This is simply the highest state of talking nonsense with open eyes.

They were talking here, but the preliminary interrogation on Mingchuan's side was almost done.The matter is not complicated, according to Shi Ling, it was an accident.

Ming Chuan briefly repeated what he heard to the black and white impermanence in front of him, "It happens that the two of you are here, can you help me check the fat man's death record and check the situation?"

"Old rules." Bai Wuchang stretched out his empty palm towards Mingchuan.

Xu Mu blinked, don't tell me this is asking for money openly!

"Don't you know that Xiao Erhei and I are nicknamed "Death Wants Money"?" Bai Wuchang asked proudly as if he knew what Xu Mu was thinking.

Xu Mu: ……………

Why is this nickname worthy of your happiness?

Ming Chuan did not change his expression, and took out his wallet from his pocket, took out two dark green notes with light green writing and slapped them in Bai Wuchang's palm, it was obviously a familiar transaction.

The courier brother looked at the wad of ghost money in Mingchuan's wallet, and then came to his senses, well, it seems that the bilateral good-neighborly and friendly relations between the ghost and ghost realms are developing very well.

Bai Wuchang happily kissed the two Ming notes from the air, stuffed the Big Mac and the money into Hei Wuchang's hands, took out a palm-sized booklet from his arms, and put his four fingers on the cover, As if the cover of the booklet was stuck to his fingers, it unfolded.

The crimson pages are folded together, like an infinitely extending W letter. When it is opened, it flips like an arch bridge, and finally stops on a certain page.

Bai Wu often flicked the paper with the back of his finger, and a few lines of glittering golden text appeared in the air, but twisted and twisted like a loach, and he couldn't understand it at all.

Xu Mu rubbed his forehead, got it, another book with a built-in anti-peeping function, last time he couldn't read the words, but this time he couldn't read it.

"Lin Chenghai, male, died on the Renxu day of Jiashen month in Yiwei year..." Bai Wuchang read halfway, and found that Xu Mu had already heard mosquito coils popping out of his eyes, so he coughed lightly, and changed his words, "Died on August 2015 At 8:14 on the 18th, the cause of death, simply put, is excessive blood loss and karma, which is basically consistent with what the stone spirit said."

"karma?"

"Well, this Lin Chenghai maliciously killed the craftsman who carved this stone sculpture all his life, and he is destined to die under this stone sculpture in this life." Bai Wuchang explained briefly.

"Is there such a thing? The cause of the previous life continues into this life to bear fruit?" Xu Mu asked suspiciously, "What does this mean to that craftsman?"

"I don't know if it makes sense, but according to the book of death, the Xiao Lin that Shi Ling spoke of," Bai Wuchang pointed to the nervous shop assistant in uniform at the door of the store, "is the stonemason in his previous life. Because of the results, it is said that the longest one can span nine lifetimes."

"Ninth world?"

Xu Mu's eyes widened. This retrospective period is a bit too long!

"What's so strange about this, aren't you too..."

"Bai Ling!" Hei Wuchang suddenly uttered a voice to stop Bai Wuchang, and if he continued, he might leak the secret.

Feng Yuan's eyes moved slightly, his gaze swept across the black and white Wuchang, and he lowered his eyelids thoughtfully.

Bai Wuchang also knew that he was about to make a slip of the tongue, so he quickly stopped talking.

"What's wrong with me? Did I kill someone in my previous life?" Xu Mu asked anxiously, no way?It's too scary to die or something.

"Of course not." Bai Wuchang waved his hand, fearing that he would think wildly, and then explained, "Cause and effect are not only evil with evil, but also [-] kinds of good, evil, love, ignorance, blessing, etc. Thanks to you or A priest."

Xu Mu: ……………

In this so-called "common sense", you can regard me as a courier.

Taking back his Big Mac from Hei Wuchang's hand and taking a sip, Bai Wuchang changed the subject very naturally, "So where are we going to eat?"

Hei Wuchang looked at him, sighed lightly, hesitated to speak, food stained with smoke and fire would obviously damage his cultivation, but Bai Wuchang always enjoyed it.

"How about the Sifang Teahouse in Qingping Lane?" Bai Wuchang suggested, Xiao Erhei doesn't like human food very much, and Sifang Teahouse has special ghost meals at least, so he should be able to eat two bites.

"Then let's go to Sifang Tea House, it's not far from here anyway." Feng Yuan nodded and said, Ming Chuan wanted to stay to deal with the aftermath, and the remaining two and two ghosts got into Feng Yuan's car and drove around. Xu Mu and Feng Yuan returned to Qingping Lane.

Xu Mu specially sent a text message to Ming Chuan while sitting in the car, 【You can also understand gossip? 】

[No, I "read" it with spiritual power, because I am Bai Ze's grandson, and I can use spiritual power as a medium to communicate with ghosts by nature, but it will consume spiritual energy. 】

White Pond?

That mythical beast covered in snow in the legend, who understands the emotions of all things, and knows the names, appearances and exorcism methods of all ghosts and monsters in the world?

The courier boy stared blankly at the screen of his mobile phone, Ming Chuan was really suitable as a member of the Public Security Bureau.

There were originally two tables of guests sitting downstairs in the Sifang Teahouse. When they saw them come in, they all huddled together and huddled together by the table in fright, not even daring to breathe.Seeing them stepping up to the second floor, they immediately checked out and disappeared without a trace.

The girl named "Princess Long Ears" turned pale when she saw the four of them. She was so frightened that she couldn't speak clearly. She put down the order and jumped down the stairs like a rabbit to escape in a hurry.

Bai Wuchang looked around, glanced at Feng Yuan and Xu Mu on the left, then looked at Hei Wuchang on the right, and finally bumped his partner's arm with his elbow, "Don't be so embarrassing, you scare the little rabbit."

"It's not me that she's most afraid of." Hei Wuchang replied, without any change in his complexion, he sat down calmly.

Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows, sat opposite him calmly, and began to look through the menu. In order to deal with all kinds of monsters and ghosts, this teahouse has all kinds of meat and vegetables, as well as spiritual fruits, but the tea is squeezed to the end of the menu, leaving only the poor last one. a piece of location.

Seeing that there is not a single waiter on the second floor, which is isolated from the world, Xu Mu is very worried that the girl will not come up to deliver food later.

"By the way, little Taoist priest, I recently ordered a pair of limited-edition sunglasses and a coat, which will arrive in two weeks. Remember to burn them for me at night." Bai Wuchang ate up his cup The Big Mac naturally snatched the cup that Hei Wuchang had been holding in his hand, opened the plastic bag, and took a big swig without hesitation, as if the cup belonged to him in the first place.

Hei Wuchang didn't have any reaction to being snatched, but silently filled it with a bit of Yin Qi, suppressing the breath of fireworks in the world.

"For two weeks, did you place the order on the basis of the Hungry Ghost Festival?" Just when Xu Mu was about to agree, Feng Yuan, who was flipping through the menu, spoke casually, and glanced at Bai Wuchang with sharp eyes.

Chinese New Year!

Fuck!On July [-]th, when the gate of hell opens, you actually want me to burn something for you?

This is not the same as telling all the ghosts who come out to wander and revel, don't be careless and ravage me!

Xu Mu, who was half a beat away, finally realized that if he really came out to burn the courier for Bai Wuchang that day, he would probably be bullied by the ghosts of Ye You to the bone!

"I'll leave it for you at the door of No. [-]." Xu Mu discussed with Bai Wuchang.Rather write a "doorknob" sign or something.

"No, how can I use it if I don't burn it?"

"But..." Xu Mu scratched his ear, it's not something that can be done by force.At that time, the sky will be full of wandering spirits, and if you listen to the ghosts talking all kinds of bloody gossip unscrupulously all the way, you will suffer from neurasthenia, right?

"It's okay, I'll give you something to keep you safe." Hei Wuchang took out a bookmark-like thing from his pocket and handed it to Xu Mu.

The thing was about two fingers wide and half a palm long, as thin as a cicada's wing, and as black as ink, with a few rows of earthworm characters flashing faintly, Xu Mu naturally couldn't understand it.

"This is Yan Jun's order to exorcise ghosts. There are all ghosts in the world, and you should avoid them when you see them. If you carry it with you, even if it is the Ghost Festival, no ghosts will dare to approach you." Hei Wuchang explained.

Yan Jun's exorcism order?

This is really a good thing that can't be met.Xu Mu looked at the warrant with bright eyes, and then at Heiwuchang, can this thing really be given to him?

"Don't be so troublesome, just grab a few hairs from the silver-haired tiger just now and take it with you. It is enough for general exorcising ghosts and evil spirits." This deal is a bit of a loss.

Pull two hairs?With his toes, Xu Mu could imagine Ming Chuan being furious.

"Then thank you both for giving Xiaomu a gift." Feng Yuan nodded in satisfaction, took the things for Xu Mu, and stuffed them into Xu Mu's backpack, leaving Bai Wuchang no room for repentance.With this exorcism order, it would be worthwhile to make a special trip to accompany Xiao Mu to burn the package for Bai Wuchang.

Then, he handed the menu in front of Bai Wuchang, "I ordered a few things at random, what can you add?"

Bai Wuchang: ……………

In terms of cleverness, no one is an opponent of human beings!

A meal can be regarded as a happy meal for the guests and the host. Afterwards, those who deliver the courier will deliver the courier, and those who wait for the ecstasy will continue to go back to the courier. Feng Yuan simply decided to accompany the courier brother to go home together after delivering the things.

Seeing Xu Mu's wine, Feng Yuan asked curiously, "Why, these bottles of wine got into your little three-wheeled wine while running naked?" Usually, wine should be packed tightly in a wooden box or foam bag, right? ?

"No, it's not what's in the package. I bought it in the afternoon when I promised to send it to someone else. It just so happens that the owner of the store on the 56th can hand it over."

Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows in surprise, this person who can make the little miser pay is really not easy.Except for him and He Qiang, Xu Mu is stingy to everyone, including himself.Since he was a courier, he was exposed to the sun and wind every day, and he was not even willing to buy a bottle of drink. Now he actually bought three bottles of wine for others?

Feng Yuan couldn't help squinting at the shop sign at No. 56 not far away, Baiyutang?Run the Yin market business?

When mentioning wine, what Xu Mu thought of was naturally that old man with a white beard on crutches, the wordless book, and what he said, the red line between himself and Feng Yuan.

He stood still and asked Feng Yuan, "Brother, do you like men or women?"