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"Xuebi, where's Feng Yuan?" Xu Mu asked the little white cat who was lazily sitting on the sofa, because after changing into formal clothes, he left the backpack in Feng Yuan's car, and Feng Yuan just brought it up.

【out. 】The little white cat concentrates on licking the furry backs of its paws and tidying up its appearance, just like a real kitten, with no room for Xu Mu's eyes.

"Go out? Where are you going in the middle of the night?" Xu Mu looked at Feng Yuan's mobile phone on the coffee table and the tightly closed security door inexplicably. He didn't hear the door closing, and he didn't bring his mobile phone.

[Let's bask in the moon. 】The little white cat flicked its tail lazily, and continued to lick the other paw.When it goes out at night, it usually wants to bask in the moon, but that lord, it doesn't know.

Basking on the moon?I'm still basking in the stars!

Xu Mu looked at the guy on the sofa who spoke completely unreliably, and couldn't help feeling a little worried. In this world, monsters and ghosts have come to the human world to fight for territory. It's dark and windy at night, what if Feng Yuan accidentally bumps into him?

It's fine for Jiaotu who only likes to eat, but what about the person who eats people in the underground passage last time?

Feng Yuan's behavior is so abnormal, he must be drunk.The more he thought about it, the more worried he became. He grabbed the key and decided to take Fu Zhu out to look for it.

Xu Mu walked around the neighborhood in the middle of the night and met two girls who were out for a night run, but he didn't see Feng Yuan at all, so he had no choice but to go back home and wait.

Xu Muku, who hastily took a battle shower, sat on the sofa, and suddenly saw the local yellow manuscript that he had put on the cushion when he was practicing breathing, his eyes lit up, yes, Fu Que!

If you want to find someone, you can use this!

Shen Liang said that talisman sparrow is just an entry-level talisman, and someone like him who has just stepped into the threshold can just try it!

Xu Mu excitedly found the drawing method of the talisman sparrow in the manuscript, but unfortunately, let alone cinnabar, he didn't even have the yellow paper for drawing the talisman.

Someone was running around in a hurry, scratching his head and searching the house for a long time. Apart from a notebook, the only things he could write and draw on were napkins.

He tore out a page from his notebook, and used the red pencil that Feng Yuan threw under the coffee table to copy the talisman bird in the manuscript.

The rookie Taoist didn't have Shen Liang's ability to ignite at the flick of a finger, so he could only burn it with a lighter. The white paper with light gray horizontal stripes quickly turned into a pile of paper ashes, and he had no intention of taking off at all.

Anxious Xu Mu suspected that the failure was due to the fact that he did not draw it correctly, so he copied the pattern twice more carefully, and got a pile of paper dust +2.

He changed the pen and the paper, and he drew a few more in different ways, and got a pile of paper and ashes +5.

Fuzhu scratched his nose from the smell of paper dust, sneezed several times, and looked at someone tossing around suspiciously, what was he doing?Fire play in the middle of the night?

Xu Mu, who had been defeated repeatedly, looked at the paper ashes in the ashtray that were so full that he was about to throw them out, sighed depressingly, and muttered, "It's so difficult to get started..."

The little white cat looked at the notebook and all kinds of pens spread out on the coffee table, flicking its tail boredly, [Yellow in the five elements belongs to... the earth, white in the five elements belongs to... silver, um... in short, it is not gold It's just silver, if you use white paper with fundamentally different properties to replace the yellow paper to draw symbols, it's no wonder you succeed!At least find something with the same attributes to replace it! 】

I think you belong to two of the five elements!

Also the five elements belong to the earth, gold, wood, water, fire and earth, how can there be in the five elements...

Xu Mu, a novice, was just complaining in the middle of his heart, when he suddenly realized, wait, it doesn't mean the earth when it says earth, right?Yellow belongs to earth and white belongs to gold, so gold cannot replace earth?

He quickly searched and found the crux of the failure.

Cinnabar is red, which belongs to fire, and yellow paper is yellow, which belongs to earth.The red pencil was used to replace the cinnabar just now, and it can barely show the attribute of fire, but the white paper is gold, and fire can overcome gold, so it can't be a symbol at all.

Except for the name of the attribute, the name of the attribute is a bit vague. The problem pointed out by Fuzhu that the attributes of the substitutes are different is the root cause of the failure.

Xu Mu looked at Fu Zhu in surprise, "How do you understand this?" Could it be that you, a ferocious beast, can draw symbols?Let's cross the border!

The little white cat raised its head proudly, 【The master is well-informed, so I naturally listened to what the master said. 】

It's the master again, you really are a fan of your master!

Xu Mu sighed, there was nothing he could do about this lord monster, he could remember all these miscellaneous things, but he couldn't see you how to find someone.

He took the manuscript and studied it again, and found that there were quite a lot of details that needed attention.

The power of a talisman depends not only on the mana of the talisman drawer, but also on the material of the talisman.For Taoist talismans drawn by the same person, the more yang energy the material used, the stronger and stronger the aura drawn to the talisman.

The paint of the talisman is the blood from the tip of the tongue of a boy, followed by the blood from the fingertips of ordinary people, followed by black dog blood and chicken blood.And cinnabar is only suitable for talismans that do not require a lot of aura.It is for this reason that many people will mix chicken blood or dog blood into the cinnabar of the talisman to increase the yang energy in the talisman.

In other words, whether or not the five elements are in harmony is the basis for the smooth use of the talisman technique, while the mana of the talisman drawer and the yang energy of the materials used affect the power of the talisman technique.

So, if you are worried that your mana is low, you can try it with fingertip blood?

Xu Mu felt enlightened.It seems that there is only half a box of napkins called environmentally friendly paper in the house, which is khaki. He found a needle, pricked his finger with the tip of the needle, and carefully drew a sparrow on the napkin with his own blood.

The lighted napkin flapped its wings crookedly in Xu Mu's hand twice, and fell into ashes on the coffee table.

The rookie little Taoist priest was so excited that he almost jumped up, moved, really moved! ! !

He can really use runes!

Not bad, it's clear at one point, Fu Zhu raised his head and flicked his tail, as the master used to say, what kind of son is this?

The talisman sparrow that flapped its wings twice stimulated Xu Mu, and he immediately started to try tirelessly.

He pricked his four fingers like briquettes, and drew one after another, but the birds he released were only able to flop a few times.

When the coffee table was covered with rune dust, he made his face look like a little cat, and the last napkin finally spread its wings into a bird, soared straight up, and circled the roof leisurely.

"Success! I succeeded!"

Xu Mu happily patted the yawning little white cat next to him, and pointed at Fu Que, who was flying beside the energy-saving lamp, and showed off to it happily.

"See? Did you see?"

The little white cat squinted at the hand on top of its head with a serious expression, [This is what you touched this seat yourself. 】

Lying wipe, forget the dirty water!

The ecstatic rookie Taoist retracted his hand like lightning, and looked at his right hand in frustration.

The little white cat moved its ears and glanced at the sparrow on the roof, 【You have been tossing around for a long time, did you tell it who to look for? 】

Xu Mu: ……………

Looking at the half-burned talisman, it was too late for the rookie Taoist priest to make up Feng Yuan's name.

As a result, the only bird that succeeded in starting the talisman with difficulty, because it did not find the target, flew around the house gorgeously, and turned into a pile of talisman ashes again.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, the materials were exhausted, Xu Mu was exhausted, and fell asleep on the sofa before Feng Yuan came home.

In the morning, he was woken up by the heat.

Opening his eyes, he found that Feng Yuan was hugging his waist sideways, squeezed on the edge of the sofa, sleeping soundly.

Seeing his safe return, Xu Mu finally breathed a sigh of relief.Considering someone's getting angry, he didn't dare to move any more, he just scanned the visible places on Feng Yuan's body with his eyes, um, there didn't seem to be any scars.

Feng Yuan has a silky fragrance on her body, very light and very light, but it is refreshing, soothing and soothing, making people extremely comfortable.Xu Mu always felt that he had smelled it somewhere.

Unexpectedly, when Feng Yuan's mobile phone alarm clock rang, Xu Mucai pushed Feng Yuan, [Brother, wake up. 】

I'm going to be late if I don't get up!

Feng Yuan opened his eyes in displeasure, his eyebrows frowned like the Mariana Trench, and when he saw Xu Mu, his dark face softened a little, "Why are you on my bed?"

Xu Mu said dumbfoundedly, "Brother, you are on my sofa."

Now you know what it's like to drink a shard, right?I experienced this feeling last time in Hengdian.

Feng Yuan looked around, especially the pile of paper ashes on the coffee table, and sat up calmly to change the subject, "Are you burning so much paper to keep warm?"

"No, I was practicing talisman last night." Xu Mu scratched his ears in embarrassment, and rushed to find a vacuum cleaner to clean up the things on the coffee table.

Feng Yuan nodded and went into the bathroom to take a shower.The bathroom was occupied, so Xu Mu ran to wash under the faucet in the kitchen.

"Brother, where did you go last night? I've been waiting for you for a long time." Xu Mu asked the person in the bathroom while brushing his teeth, with white bubbles bulging in his mouth.

There was only the sound of splashing water in the bathroom, Feng Yuan didn't know if he didn't hear it, or he didn't want to answer.

Xu Mu rushed to Qingping Lane with the belongings of two regular customers, No. 37 Hanhaitang and No. 42 Moyi Pavilion, and found that many people in the streets and alleys were talking about that the shop No. 46, Zhuguang Pavilion, was smashed last night!

number 46?

Isn't that the store that scored zero yesterday?

The courier boy was very impressed with this address. From childhood to adulthood, including all the exams, he has never gotten a zero score.Yesterday was the first time in the world.

Got smashed last night?

Could it be Feng Yuan?

The back of Xu Mu's neck felt cold, and he rushed to the door of No. 46 to take a closer look.If Feng Yuan really got drunk and smashed it, something big will happen!

What if someone calls the police?

The door has already been crowded with people on the inner and outer third floors. It is more difficult to squeeze in and have a look than climbing to the sky.

The most strange thing is that even the pavement can't be seen.Where is the house?

Xu Mu was in a hurry, when suddenly he saw the crowd Moses made way like a sea, and Zhou Ye with red hair came out from the crowd.

The courier brother took the opportunity to look inside and couldn't help being surprised.When he heard that shop No. 46 had been smashed, he thought it was doors, windows or counters that had been smashed. After all, the shop was full of glass.

Unexpectedly, what unfolded in front of him was a complete ruin.Not to mention the glass, the window frames, beams, walls, and roof of the entire pavement were smashed to pieces, mixed with red, white, and black debris, and piled up in a thick pile on the ground, which is more violent than the violent demolition on the Internet. The scene is even worse.

No wonder he couldn't see anything just now, the whole room was shattered into pieces!

Feng Yuan couldn't have done this!

Even though Feng Yuan is an architect, it is impossible to tear a pavement like confetti into pieces with his bare hands!Besides, Feng Yuan only saw a piece of rating information, and there was no address of the person who rated it.

When Xu Mu thought about it, he immediately felt relieved.

Yesterday's shopkeeper, dressed in shabby clothes, was sitting at the door with his head bowed without saying a word, covering his head with his hands.

Seeing Xu Mu, Zhou Ye greeted him gently, "Xiao Mu, why are you here?"

"Just passing by, you came to catch the monster that smashed the pavement?" Thinking of Zhou Ye's identity, Xu Mu suddenly turned around. Zhou Ye must have come to check the scene to catch the monster that caused harm to the human world!

Zhou Ye shook his head, "No, we only care about maintaining the safety of the human world, as long as the human world and humans are not harmed, we don't care about things between monsters."

The monster clan respects the strong, and the law of the jungle is the basic form.

Xu Mu: ……………

Wait, Zhou Ye means that the shop owner is also a monster with a temporary residence permit? ? ?

"Besides, it's not a monster who smashed the store, it's my boss." Zhou Ye helped his glasses on the bridge of his nose and added solemnly.

Who smashed the store?

The boss of the Shanghai branch of the Human World Public Security Bureau?It's what Zhou Ye said last time, maybe the one at the prefectural level?

Xu Mu choked for a moment, and then spoke with difficulty after a few seconds, "Your boss...why did you smash the storefront?"

"It's not for nothing. My boss paid him [-] demon coins, which is enough to buy a few more shops like this. I just came here to give money."

Xu Mu blinked, Zhou Ye's words, when translated, don't they mean rich and self-willed?

"However, after my investigation, his daily behavior has seriously violated the respect for equality in Article [-] of the Human World Code of Words and Behavior Regulations, so I just issued a fine of [-] demon coins to him. The rest of the money, it is estimated Just enough for his loss. In addition, within three months, it has threatened two customers successively, so he will be revoked his temporary residence qualification, and will be sent back to his original place before sunset today, and he will not be allowed to enter the human world for ten years." Zhou Ye turned his head. Look at the shopkeeper who is still sitting at the door with his head bowed, and add again.

"Your boss is really wise and powerful!" Xu Mu happily patted Zhou Ye on the shoulder. That's great. If he moves away, he won't have the chance to score zero again!

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Human World Code of Words and Behavior Regulations 7. Respect equality and prohibit racial discrimination, such as refusing to use human employees or refusing to provide equal services to human beings in the name of weakness and stupidity, which will affect the good-neighborly and friendly relations of the three realms. Thousands to hundreds of thousands;

Regulations on Words and Behaviors 9. It is forbidden to threaten, intimidate or attack human life in various ways such as magic, spiritual power, language, etc., such as claiming to bite or tear the opponent to death. 500 years