Express delivery is a high-risk occupation

Today, there are only two express deliveries in Qingping Lane, and since they are not delivered on delivery, the express brother is still in a relatively relaxed mood.

He was too anxious when he was tallying the goods in the afternoon, so he didn't take a closer look. Now he had time to take a closer look at the courier slip. No. 22 and No. 56, Qingping Lane, both addresses were very unfamiliar.The contents of the package were even more strange. One list said wood, and the other said bed.

The cardboard box for the wood is a bit bigger. The longest side of the long flat square box is nearly [-] centimeters. The side length of the bed is only a little over [-] centimeters, which is a bit heavy to hold in your arms.

The sofa where the baby sleeps is not so small, is it?

Xu Mu looked at the cardboard box containing the "bed" puzzled, and couldn't figure out how a bed could be so miniaturized.

There is no road stall in the middle of the road, and the congested Qingping Lane seems to be widened several times at once. The road is smooth, and the mood is also happy. Xu Mu rode a small three-wheeled jet black (aftermath of lightning strike) and rushed happily to 22 No. Lin Tang.After delivering the last two items, I hurried home for dinner, and my waist was down to one foot nine.

The door of No. 22 is half closed. Although it is not open for business, the windows are brightly lit. Someone should be at home.Different from other shops, Baiyutang's wooden doors and windows are made of very sophisticated materials, with interlaced textures and delicate luster. At a glance, you can feel the uniqueness that stands out from the crowd, and you can smell a faint woody fragrance when you get close. It's first class.

Seeing the shop sign on the forehead, Xu Mu knew that the place was called [Mumutang].Through the window, you can see a lot of wooden antique furniture with quaint shapes, such as the black-ground red painted lacquer screen couch of the Han Dynasty, the three-color cabinet with animal faces and legs of the Tang Dynasty, the side-carved piano table of the Song Dynasty, and the Ming Dynasty Openwork official hat chairs are dazzling.

There are two smooth and shiny brass animal heads on the wooden door, with the rings closed, the eyes wide open, and the casting patterns clear and smooth, like tigers and leopards.There were two voices in the room, as if they were arguing about something.

Xu Mu searched around the gate, but did not find the doorbell, so he had to resort to the old method, using his body to clamp the cardboard box between himself and the wall, and knocked on the door with one hand, "Hello, is Mr. Yan in?"

The copper ring hit the wood, and the sound was like a chime stone. Xu Mu knocked it two or three times, and the two arguing inside stopped, and replied in unison, "Wait a moment."

Not long after, the wooden door opened, and there were two young men standing on one left and one on the right. Except for the sweetheart collar T-shirts on their bodies, which were divided into red and white, the two were almost exactly the same in terms of hairstyle, appearance, height, and even the angle of frowning. Like looking in a mirror.It's just that both of them have a gloomy look between their brows, as if they are in a bad mood.

twin?

Xu Muchao looked left and right, and just about to speak, the two people inside the door asked in unison, "Which Mr. Yan are you looking for, and what's the matter?"

"I'm delivering a courier. Excuse me, which of your mobile phone numbers ends in 3733?" Xu Mu glanced at the list.

"Mine." The two said in unison again.

Xu Mu: ……………

Do you two share the same number?

"I placed the order, and you should sign for it." The man in red on the left, Mr. Yan, gestured to the man in white with his chin.

"I was on duty at the store yesterday, but today it's you!" Mr. Yan on the right leaned against the door without moving, and kicked the ball back.

"Can't you be so annoying, don't you know that I have social phobia?"

"You have social phobia? I have everything you have!"

Dear, it's just such a trivial matter as signing a form, as for quarreling?

Xu Mu, who was in a dilemma, looked at the two of you who were arguing in full swing, and finally understood that it was these two who were arguing in the room just now.

"Two, how about this, each of you sign a signature?" Xu Mu was anxious to deliver the goods to the next family, so he took the initiative to give them an idea.

"Okay." The two nodded in unison.

Xu Mu sighed softly, tore off the yellow receipt slip from the box, and handed it along with the pen.The growling stomach reminded him that there was still a big meal waiting for the male god at home.

"I'll sign first." The man in white reached out to take the pen.

"Why did you sign first?" The man in red glared at him dissatisfied immediately.

"He just said it to me."

"The pen is still handed to me!"

ROUND2 officially begins.

Xu Mu: ……………

Can you let me send a courier properly!

"Write at the same time, write at the same time." Let them continue to quarrel like this, when will it end?Xu Mu took out a spare signature pen from his backpack and handed it to the two who were relentless in their confrontation to smooth things over. He felt that his head was as big as Jingdong cat.

The two snorted at the same time, rolled their eyes at each other, and finally reluctantly accepted Xu Mu's proposal, and each signed a letter on the receipt.Strangely, even the fonts of the two of them are exactly the same.

"Okay, here is your package." Taking back the list, Xu Mu let out a weary breath, and put the package in front of the two of them.

"You move." The two youths at the door instructed each other at the same time.

"I'm not going to move, you obviously placed the order."

"I placed an order to buy something for you!"

"Buy it for me? You just want me to re-carve a base for that jade screen!"

The two people who were in the same situation argued again.

Xu Mu hurriedly got on his little three-wheeler and fled. These two are naturally aggressive, right?Sesame big things are going to be like this!

The courier brother, who was always focusing on the two of them, didn't notice at all. The lights in the room dragged the figures of the two at the door on the stone path. The upper body of the shadow on the ground was separated, but the lower body was tightly together. .

No. 56 is open for business, and there is also an orange-red wind lantern at the door. In fact, the outer cover of the lantern was originally red tung paper, which probably faded due to the wind and sun, so it looks orange from a distance.

This is a jewelry store that specializes in old-fashioned hairpins such as hairpins and tenants. The materials are mainly gold and silver, supplemented by pearls, crystals, gemstones and other bead ornaments.In the glass display case in the middle of the store is a set of gorgeous phoenix crowns, with peony flowers in the front and back, emerald clouds in beads, and golden dragons holding beads at both ends.

There were no customers in the store, only two girls were huddled in front of the glass cabinet looking at the phoenix crown, whispering while looking at it.

"Hello, is Mr. "Loving Swimming" here?" Xu Mu knocked on the door, looking inquiringly at the middle-aged man with a short beard behind the counter.The air conditioner in the room was turned down a bit, Xu Mu could feel the air-conditioning in the room when he stood at the door, and goosebumps quickly appeared on his arms.

The middle-aged man nodded, with a hint of joy on his face, "Did the bed I ordered arrive?"

"Yes, please sign here." Xu Mu put the cardboard box in his arms on the counter, and handed the receipt slip and banknotes to him.

"Let me take a look at the goods first." Without waiting for Xu Mu to stop him, the middle-aged man quickly opened the cardboard box and opened the layers of bubble wrap and sponge. Inside the cardboard box, there was actually a person hugging the edge of the box Large and small blue and white porcelain vats, big mouth and full shoulders, round stomach, round feet slightly closed, and the outer wall depicts the pattern of the three friends of Suihan.

bed?This thing should be a fish tank, right?

Xu Mu scratched his ears, and looked suspiciously at the object in front of him that was out of touch with the bed.

"Well, there are no brown eyes, and the jumping knife lines are very neat. Do you think this shape looks good? Will it be comfortable to sleep?" The middle-aged man looked critically at the fish tank over and over again, asking Xu Mu for his opinion.

Xu Mu: ……………

The fish just sleep in the fish tank, and it’s almost enough to put one foot in it with your body, and you really can’t lie down.

"The shape...is pretty good." The courier boy answered with difficulty, with two drops of cold sweat on his forehead.

"Well, then I won't return the product." The middle-aged man nodded in satisfaction, and signed the form in a fluttering manner.

[Yenggong, are you going to change the bed? 】Outside the door came an old man with silver hair and hunched back, leaning on a reddish-brown dragon-headed cane, adorned with Chinese knots made of red rope, the tip of the cane poking on the floor tiles made a powerful sound.

[Yeah, the one I slept with before gave me a headache all the time. 】

[That is to choose a better bed, poor sleep affects the body. 】

[That's right, because I can't sleep well, I'm always out of energy at night. 】

Xu Mu looked incredulously at the two people who were discussing the comfort of getting up in a serious manner, and then at the middle-aged man holding the fish tank, dear, have you all forgotten to take your medicine?

[Young man, can you hear me? 】The silver-haired old man turned his head and looked at Xu Mu with a smile.

Xu Mu: ……………

Is it another monster?

【Huh?My man, your marriage line is a bit weird. 】He stroked his beard, 【Do you want me to help you? 】

"Do you need to pay?" Xu Mu looked at the old man warily. He cared more about his pocketbook than the marriage line.