Express delivery is a high-risk occupation

This afternoon, Qingping Lane was unusually deserted, with very few pedestrians.

The street stalls in the middle of the road are not visited by people, and the Wanli Pavilion is naturally even more pitiful, there is not even a customer who went to the wrong door.

Having a rare free time, the courier brother rubbed his chin for a few seconds after he was relieved from the sea of ​​problems, and then decided to mobilize the monsters in the house to carry out a big cleaning in Wanli Pavilion.

Husbands clean the tables and chairs, Xu Tang and Xu Song sweep the yard, Xu Yuan and Xu Ming sweep and mop the floor, Xu Qing cleans the glass, Shanhe Sheji collects garbage, and Xu Mu himself cleans the counter.

Most of the monsters started to work very cooperatively, and even Mo Qi on the opposite side volunteered to come and help.

Of course, there are exceptions.

[This seat will take a nap first, and then wipe it when I get up later. 】Husband nestled on the Kesi cushion of the wooden sofa, curled up into a fluffy white period, flicking his tail lazily, unwilling to move.

It is not happy, why not choose to work when Zhao Yan is in the shop!

"Are you sure you want someone else to clean the sofa, tables and chairs?" Xu Mu squatted in front of the sofa and tapped its nose with his fingers, "Think about it, who usually sits here?"

Fu Zhu flicked his tail impatiently, 【Isn't it just a customer who came to the store? 】

Xu Mu shook the white rag in his hand like a cat teaser, "What else?"

Fuzhu's tail was fixed in the air, and he stood up abruptly from the cushion, 【And the master! ] Before Xu Mu could say anything more, Fu Zhu had already nimbly grabbed the rag from his hand and rushed to the coffee table next to him, wiping it vigorously.

Get it!

Xu Mu looked at the white-haired dumpling on the tea table with satisfaction, raised his eyebrows, and walked back to the counter.The male god is right, people and monsters are the same, as long as you find the right driving force, you can work well.For Fuzhu, Feng Yuan and Sprite are the two best driving forces for goals.

[Master, someone is here. 】

Xu Mu was squatting on the ground, half of his body got under the counter and stretched out his arms to wipe the cabinets inside, when he suddenly heard the milky sound of the little stone armored beast.

He quickly retracted his arms and stood up.

"Ghost!"

"Snapped!"

As soon as Xu Mu emerged from the counter, he heard heart-piercing screams, and a figure at the door dropped something and fled.

ghost?Xu Qing and the others had clearly pasted the invisibility talisman, how could ordinary people see it?

Oops, do people who come here have yin and yang eyes?

Xu Mu quickly chased him out the door, but the man had already ridden away, running to the alley with the energy of an Olympic [-]-meter sprint, and he couldn't catch up at all.Looking down at the feet again, the thing that was left behind was a long cardboard box, and the packaging looked very much like a courier.

He bent down to pick up the carton, and sure enough, he found the place where the delivery note was pasted. The word "Xu Mu" was written squarely on the recipient column!

It turned out to be his own courier!

Feng Yuan stepped out from the Public Security Bureau opposite, and glanced at the alley, "What's going on? That man screamed as if he saw a murder scene?"

"It should be with me." Xu Mu raised the cardboard box in his hand, "It seems to have yin and yang eyes, seeing Xu Qing and the others were frightened."

Feng Yuan looked at Xu Mu, then took a meaningful look at Wanli Pavilion, and said slightly, "It may not be Yin and Yang eyes, I guess, he was scared because he couldn't see."

Why are you scared by ghosts?

Xu Mu suspiciously followed Feng Yuan's gaze and looked into his shop.

Feng Yuan stretched out his hand to help his pet straighten out the messy hair, and then pinched the tip of his nose, "Imagine, in the eyes of ordinary people, Xu Qing and the others are invisible, what the store looks like now?"

In the eyes of ordinary people?

The courier boy blinked, garbage flew towards the vertical screen, the rag on the window and the broom on the floor were moving by themselves, and he poked his head out of the counter with a mess of hair...

Xu Mu: ...

What the hell!The ghost he was talking about wasn't me, was it?

Feng Yuan took the paper box from Petrochemical's courier brother, and glanced at the address on it, "From Linhu? The talisman paper you bought?"

In the first half of this year, Wen Huazhai, the time-honored paper shop in Linhu, also followed the trend of the times and opened an online shop online. Since then, it has become much more convenient for Xu Mu to buy talisman paper.

"No." Xu Mu shook his head, most of what he bought last time was still unused.

"Ronghuazhai?" Feng Yuan lowered his eyes and pondered for two seconds, "Could it be that Lin Huachun who made wax paper?"

"He asked me for the address on WeChat last month, but I haven't bought paper from him?" Xu Mu scratched his hair in doubt.When there was no online store before, he and Feng Yuan would go to Wenhuazhai to buy talisman papers from time to time, and occasionally saw Lin Huachun across the door, and would be caught chatting for a few words, and they became half friends after going back and forth.The paper spirit still appeared at first, but at some point later, it gradually disappeared.Xu Mu guessed that it was probably because the demon power was exhausted and he entered penance again.

Feng Yuan returned the box to Xu Mu, "Go back and take a look."

As soon as the two stepped into the Wanli Pavilion, Fu Zhu flung himself on Feng Yuan's shoulder to show off his cuteness, 【Master, look quickly, I cleaned the sofa and coffee table. 】Xu Mu pointed to the sofa and the coffee table, and said to Feng Yuan, "It cleaned it for you over there."

Feng Yuan stretched out his hand to scratch Fu Zhu's chin, and silently raised his eyebrows at Xu Mu, are you using me again?

Xu Mu nodded, no need for nothing.

The courier brother opened the carton three times, five times and two times, and there was a special paper tube inside.He opened the paper tube and took out a piece of paper at random. It was a piece of pale pink paper, on which the pattern of peach blossoms was carefully painted with gold powder, and it shone beautifully in the sun.

Pastel paper!

Lin Huachun really succeeded?

Xu Mu looked into the paper tube again, and there was a piece of letter paper inside.When it was poured out, it turned out to be a letter written with a brush, and there was a faint fragrance of ink when it was unfolded.

Tsk, this word can be used as a copybook.

Xu Mu looked at the neat pavilion style on the letter paper, and then thought about his calligraphy, and couldn't help feeling a little ashamed.

Lin Huachun said in the letter that he had successfully restored the pastel paper, and in order to thank Xu Mu for his help at the beginning, he specially sent some of the best wax paper for him to try.

He also mentioned in the letter that when he encountered a bottleneck, he once met a woman in a dream giving advice. He couldn't see the woman's face clearly, but only remembered the peach blossom pattern embroidered on her handkerchief.So, he drew the peach blossom pattern on the new paper he recovered as a commemoration.

Xu Mu turned his head to look at the beautiful peach blossoms on the wax paper. If Zhi Ling knew about it, he would be very happy, right?

After putting away the wax paper, Feng Yuan went to the kitchen to prepare a big meal, and the monsters led by Xu Mu continued to clean up in an orderly manner.

[Master, another guest is here. 】When Xu Mu was wiping hotly under the counter, the milky voice of the little stone armored beast sounded again.

"Well, is anyone there?" A clear voice came from the door.

"Yes, yes, don't be afraid, I'm cleaning the cabinet." With the lesson learned from the past, Xu Mu hurriedly made a sound before showing his head, and then felt a faint evil spirit, is it a monster who came back?

Standing at the door was a girl in her twenties, wearing a khaki over-the-knee windbreaker and carrying a super-large satchel. She had delicate features, her waist-length hair was wavy like seaweed, and she seemed to have just washed it. Not blow-dried, with a little moisture.

"Isn't it just a few spells? What's there to be afraid of?" She put her hands in the pockets of her windbreaker, walked in casually, looked at the sofa, and then at the high chair in front of the counter, for the convenience of talking to Xu Mu , and sat on the high wooden chair.

Xu Mu: ...

How nice of you to switch with the one just now!

The courier brother curled his lips, "I'm sorry, the store is being cleaned, it may be a bit messy, welcome to Wanli Pavilion, where do you want to send the courier?"

"Can you deliver these crabs to Huaxi Bridge in Beijing within eight hours?" She used her long, fair fingers to magically pull out a foam box the size of a microwave oven from her bag, and put it on the counter.

Could it be hairy crabs?

Are the hairy crabs not fat this season?A faint fishy smell hit his face, and Xu Mu wrinkled his nose, "It may be difficult to deliver to Beijing City within eight hours, and we can only promise to deliver within 24 hours. Now the cross-city express delivery of fresh products generally promises the time 24 hours, but don't worry, I guarantee that you will still be alive and kicking when you arrive, and you will definitely not die."

"Live and kicking?" The girl laughed out loud, "I hope so."

She pushed the foam box towards Xu Mu again, "It will be delivered within eight hours, and I will pay you three times the courier fee. And it will be sent from you in the future."

"I can only promise you twelve hours at the earliest." Xu Mu thought about the labor force in the store.

"Forget it, twelve hours is twelve hours." The girl sighed helplessly, "I've been talking to you for a long time, and I'm a little dry."

"Drink some water." Xu Mu quickly turned around and poured a glass of water, placing it in front of her.

The girl picked up the cup and poured it on top of her head with a "wow".

Xu Mu: ...

What the hell.

Every time the courier brother thinks that he can adapt to the rhythm of monsters, they can always bring forth new ones.

"Have another glass." She put the glass in front of Xu Mu.

Xu Mu stared at her dripping hair for two seconds, then turned around stiffly to pour water again.

The girl poured the second glass of water on her head neatly as usual, then quickly filled out the delivery form, paid three times the delivery fee and left.

Xu Mu looked down at the list, recipient: Xie Duan, sender: Su Su.

"What are you in a daze for? It's time to eat." Feng Yuan walked over and tapped his head with his fingers.

"Just now a monster came to deliver the courier, it seems to be a monster in the water." Xu Muyang described the strange behavior of the woman just now with the list in his hand.

Feng Yuan glanced at the list, "So it's her?"

"Who the hell is it?" Xu Mu looked at his male god, this search engine-like memory bank, you can know who it is just by looking at the name?

Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows, "The snail demon. You know her story, yes, it's the story of the snail girl. She didn't really leave after that, and she still took care of Xie Duan in secret. It seems that Xie Duan is now Reincarnated, he is still silently taking care of him in his own way."

"The snail demon is still in love." Xu Mu sighed.

"Maybe it's because the lifespan of monsters is longer than that of humans." Feng Yuan rubbed Xu Mu's head.

When liking someone, I probably hope that I can replace the whole world and treat him tenderly.

The author has something to say:

Fanwai brain holes have basically been updated, and sporadic fanfare will only occasionally drop from time to time on Sunday nights.

PS: As for Master Feng Yuan's tail, I will try my best to show it. ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Start preparing for the new manuscript, the story of Yan Jun and Zhao Wugou, welcome to click on the author's column to receive it in advance.

PS and then PS: Originally, I wanted to put it in the episode, but I suddenly opened my mind, let’s see how long it takes, O(∩_∩)O

Remarks: The story of Tianluo girl comes from the fifth volume of "Sou Shen Hou Ji".

During the time of Emperor Jin'an, Xie Duan, a Hou Guanren, lost his parents, had no relatives, and was raised by neighbors.At the age of [-] or [-], be respectful and self-conscious, and do not obey the law.When I first left home, I didn't have a wife, and my neighbors missed it together. It was stipulated that I married a wife, but I didn't get one.

Lie at night and get up early, work hard, and work hard day and night.Later, I got a large snail in Yi, like a three-liter pot.Thought it was a foreign body, it was safe to return, and stored in the urn.Ten days of livestock.Duan returned to the wild every morning, and saw that there was food, soup and fire in his household, as if someone had done it.It is said that neighbors do it for them.After a few days, I went to thank my neighbors.The neighbor said: "I didn't think it was right at the beginning, so how can I thank you?" Duan thought that the neighbor didn't understand what he meant, but after a few times, he asked more truthfully. There is a cooking pot in the room, so I cook for it?" Duan Moran was suspicious and didn't know why.

Then he went out with the crowing of the cock, sneaked back in the early morning, peeped at his home from outside the fence, and saw a young girl who came out of the urn to light a fire under the stove.At the end, he entered the door and went straight to the urn where he looked at the snail, but saw the woman.But she went to the stove and asked, "Where does the bride come from, and she cooks for each other?" The woman was bewildered, and wanted to return the urn, but she couldn't go, so she replied: "I am also a white water girl in the Han Dynasty. The emperor of heaven mourns the young lady I am lonely, respectful and cautious, so I have the right to cook and cook for the guard. In ten years, I have made you a rich man and got a wife, so I should return it. But you have no reason to spy on each other. I have seen it, so it is not suitable to stay , I should be entrusted to go. Although, from now on, I will be a minor errand. I will work diligently in the field, fish and harvest to manage my life. Leave this shell to store rice and grain, which is always indispensable." I asked to stay, but I finally refused.When the weather suddenly rained, he went resolutely.

The end is a standing god seat, which is used for sacrifices in seasons.If you live in a regular home, you will not be rich.So the villagers took it as a female wife.Later, he became an official to Ling Changyun.This is also the case of Su Nu Temple in the middle of the road.